Meg @nut_meggy Twitter profile

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Meg

@nut_meggy

3 years

Of course the police horses are pissed! These people took all their worm medication!!

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Meg

@nut_meggy

2 years

I’m officially the only person on this flight wearing a mask. Planes always felt like breeding grounds for disease to me, even prior to #COVID19 . I’d always catch a cold after a flight of any length. I honestly don’t think I’ll ever get on a plane again without one. #yyc #yyz

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@nut_meggy

3 years

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” 🤣😞 RIP - Betty White

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11 months

This is 100x gayer than pride tape, just saying.

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2 months

What if we just think fossil fuels are so profitable because we haven't actually paid the price for it yet?

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3 months

In what backwards imaginary world does a Premier have the right to deny Canadians access to Canadian programs?

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3 years

@rerutled I will start dating the boat and it will disappear never to be heard of again In 3-4 weeks.

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2 years

@dogfather Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.

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4 months

What's next @Westjet ? Standing room only? Pay extra for a seatbelt? Bathroom fee? If these things weren't regulated I'm confident you'd be charging extra for them. Will be cancelling my WJ mastercard today.

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2 years

I have a confession: many years ago my ex cheated on me and so when I moved out, I rearranged all the spices to be in the wrong bottles.

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@nut_meggy

4 months

Pitching a new @WestJet slogan after today's "Ultra Basic fare" announcement: "Westjet: Have you considered not going?"

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@nut_meggy

3 years

Remember when conservatives tried to criticize Justin Trudeau for ordering too many vaccines?! 🤣😄✌️

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2 years

Weird how Jason Kenney has zero control over gas and oil prices unlike how like Rachel Notley used to.

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@nut_meggy

5 months

This tells me it’s prob good policy

Council of Canadian Innovators (CCI)

@CADInnovators

5 months

BREAKING: More than 150 CEOs and Canadian tech leaders have signed an open letter calling on the federal government to stop capital gains tax hikes announced in this week's budget. Read the letter and add your name here:

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3 years

I just had a nightmarish thought: convoy babies. there's gonna be convoy babies born in 9 months.

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@nut_meggy

8 months

Calgary showed up. 🏳️‍⚧️ #yyc

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3 years

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8 months

They’re gonna replace these with these.

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4 years

@stevemullis @Mckennamattic The kid laying down is all of us

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@nut_meggy

2 years

Don’t worry Albertans, I’m sure our Minister for the status of women will move mountains to protect our reproductive rights. 😬 #ableg #abpoli

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3 months

After 9 years of Justin Trudeau the Oilers have come back from being down 0-3 to force a game 7 in the Stanley Cup Final!

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@nut_meggy

4 years

@RyanHoulihan If a dating prospect even mentions that they entertain listening to @joerogan it is an immediate dealbreaker. Thank u, next.

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@nut_meggy

6 months

PP could never.

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@nut_meggy

1 year

LaGrange is going to be HEALTH MINISTER? The same person who was PRESIDENT of an anti-abortion, pro forced-birth organization?! Sh*t just got scary for anyone who values their reproductive rights in Alberta. 🥴 #abpoli #ableg

Jason Kenney Appoints Former President of Anti-Abortion Group As Alberta’s New Education Minister

Kenney’s new education minister organized controversial anti-abortion presentations in Alberta schools

pressprogress.ca

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@nut_meggy

3 months

Stampede 2024:

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@nut_meggy

25 days

sooo Alberta tax payers will be funding religious hospitals that openly refuse to provide healthcare to those same Albertans based on their personal religious beliefs. But some how this will fix healthcare?! #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

3 years

This seems like info worth sharing. #COVID19AB #abhealth #TestTraceIsolateAB

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@nut_meggy

8 months

It would be nice to have a government where you don’t immediately question the motives behind a province wide emergency alert is all I am saying.

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@nut_meggy

6 months

People: groceries are too expensive! Pm: how bout we feed your kids at school every day? People: FASCISTS!

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2 years

@RexChapman the desire to own an AR-15 is reason enough to get denied one.

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@nut_meggy

10 months

I bet if there was an imminent volcano 🌋 eruption in Alberta, there would be a loud contingent of freedumbers 1. refusing to evacuate 2. Blaming Trudeau for the volcano 3. Conspiracies that the volcano was part of a “green agenda” to kill the fossil fuel industry

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@nut_meggy

8 months

We get it. You suck.

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@ABDanielleSmith

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Calgary is one step closer to getting free napkins, cutlery, condiments, and bags back… next, plastic straws!

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@nut_meggy

2 years

I have joined a private facebook group called “are we dating the same guy- Calgary” and let me tell you it DOES NOT disappoint.

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@nut_meggy

7 months

Are these going to be banned from anywhere with a "pristine viewscape" too?

Emma Graney 🇦🇺🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

@EmmaLGraney

7 months

Swaths of land in Alberta will be barred from hosting renewable power projects under sweeping new rules. The changes include buffer zones around “pristine viewscapes,” no builds on good quality ag land and new reclamation bonds #ableg #cdnpoli #cdnecon

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3 months

If no one else has pointed it out yet, Nenshi just won the leadership with 62k votes. Danielle only got 42k when she won, and it took 6 rounds. #abpoli #abndp #nenshi

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2 years

I reject the premise of Alberta Day.

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@nut_meggy

3 years

Hello I love Halloween.

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@nut_meggy

2 years

"now that we've had time to shred the documents, delete the servers, and set up a legal team, we'll resign". -Hockey Canada

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2 years

If oil is so freakin profitable and so great for the economy, why do oil companies need so many handouts and subsidies?

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@nut_meggy

6 months

You know who prob loves all this the most? Oil companies. All the attention is on the tax, not their profits.

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@nut_meggy

7 months

I still cannot get over the pivot from, “I'm not a doctor I can't give medical advice. How dare you ask me if I'm getting a flu shot or covid vaccine. That’s between me and my doctor”. to "here's what I think the medical guidelines for trans youth should be".

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@nut_meggy

2 years

I’m going to a holiday party tonight where there is a prize for best dressed so we are bringing Yukon Cornelius back!!

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@nut_meggy

8 months

Did anyone else sit in their car and cry for 10 mins after work today because Alberta?

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@nut_meggy

5 months

“When people get smarter, they tend to be less conservative, so we need to stop that”.

The Breakdown

@TheBreakdownAB

5 months

Despite being corrected that grants are determined by academic panels and not Justin Trudeau, Smith not only doubles down on that… She then says that with the powers of Bill 18 she will block renewals of grants if they don’t align with UCP views. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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@nut_meggy

2 years

BREAKING: Danielle Smith makes promise to appoint Gwyneth Paltrow as Health Minister if she becomes Premier. #ableg #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

1 month

Love this for her! “Smith’s popularity saw the largest net negative change of any provincial political leader, dropping 18 percentage points, over the past six months.”

Nenshi, Smith tied in approval rating, majority oppose provincial pension plan: Leger poll

edmontonjournal.com

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@nut_meggy

4 months

The comments on the water situation on here and FB have me convinced that if there was a Chernobyl or toxic leak situation, a not insignificant number of ppl would ignore it for the sake of an absurd commitment to conspiracy or to "own the libs". my gosh. #yyc

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@nut_meggy

2 years

So, the Alberta government is straight up giving out awards for promoting white replacement theory. I want off this ride. #ableg #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

2 years

I reject the premise of Danielle Smith's "win". #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

1 year

A ratio to be proud of.

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@nut_meggy

4 months

Hey @RicMcIver since municipal things are now your job to do, when you gonna fix the water main break in Calgary? I've had no running water since last night.

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@nut_meggy

2 years

I reject the premise of “Alberta Day”. #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

2 years

“I don’t need this job. I could go get a job in the private sector”.

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@Tommy_Slick

2 years

From earlier today, Premier Jason Kenney had some issues after filling up his truck with gas. Yet another reason why I would never want to be a politician and surrounded by cameras.

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2 years

Danielle Smith: don’t do any of the things within our control like masking or boosters proven to prevent harmful COVID effects. Also Danielle Smith: do everything you can in your control to prevent cancer like smelling essential oils & rubbing crystals on ur bod. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

11 months

Official portraits of the newly elected UCP Board of Directors:

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@nut_meggy

6 months

One day sign-up notice for volunteer kick off and the room is full. #Nenshi

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2 years

@ABDanielleSmith @RachelNotley then why not encourage PREVENTION when it comes to covid? You know, like with masks and getting boosted and proper ventilation?!

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@nut_meggy

25 days

Albertans have spent decades paying into and building these hospitals.. she's gonna sell it off for pennies to a faith-based operator. By our next election there’ll be nothing left here that’s not owned or managed by a UCP donor.

Alberta premier reveals plans to transfer hospitals away from AHS

Read the full story and comment on AirdrieCityView.com

www.airdriecityview.com

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3 years

@JoshuaTurek @roywoodjr

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2 years

Jason Kenney has the party he deserves.

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@nut_meggy

5 months

This guy should get a gold medal for the mental gymnastics it must take to be on EI while he supports a party whose mission it is to gut social programs.

CaptainCoby

@Captaincoby00

5 months

Just listen to his story and tell me what doesn’t make any fucking sense.

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8 months

Danielle Smith lied in that video. Puberty blockers ARE reversible. There's no reason to withhold them from someone who is 12, 13, 14. Withholding puberty blockers and hormone therapy is not a neutral option and can result in an increased risk of mental health issues.

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1 year

Can we make the 7 votes that took out Shandro the Stampede parade Marshall?

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@nut_meggy

9 months

@dog_rates I show Kona the top dogs every week so that she can have a goal to work towards

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2 years

@dog_rates @Trupanion We checked the list twice.

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1 month

UCP: bringing non-solutions to manufactured problems at the expense of the most vulnerable.

Global Edmonton

@GlobalEdmonton

1 month

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says her government will introduce legislation on pronouns in schools after classes begin in September. READ MORE:

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2 years

#InternationalWomensDay seems like a good time to remind people that this guy was appointed the Minister of Status of Women by the UCP. And now we don't have a ministry of women's affairs at all. I'm not sure what's worse. #abpoli #ableg

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2 years

Now's the time for the Liberals and NDP to reach out to CPC with a multiparty investigation into hate against politicians and journalists online. Let's see how Poilievre deals with that. #cdnpoli

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2 years

@aaronhoyland I'm immediately like, "oh cool, this person cares about other people!" when i see someone else wearing a mask nowadays.

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2 years

Danielle Smith, yesterday: "I find it distasteful when billionaires brag about how much control they have over political leaders." Danielle Smith, today: Let's work together to come up with ways to make sure a billionaire has money for an arena! #yyc #abpoli

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@nut_meggy

10 months

the nuttiest thing about the manning report to me is that it gives more power and control to the government. which is exactly what the "freedom, 'muh rights" crowd is against. 🤷‍♀️

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@nut_meggy

1 year

I would like the other provinces and territories to now start an ad campaign in Alberta telling the UCP to shut the hell up.

JAZZ.FM91

@JAZZFM91

1 year

We want to thank our listeners for their feedback about the Government of Alberta’s national ad that was heard on our station. We have chosen to cancel this contract effective today and these ads will cease running on JAZZ.FM91 effective midnight tonight.

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3 months

Can we opt out of her?

Occupy Calgary #ABResistance #EnoughIsEnoughUCP

@CalgaryOccupy

3 months

~Smith is back and the BS returns AB is opting out of the federal dental plan, the premier told the Canadian government late Tuesday afternoon In a letter to PM Trudeau, Danielle Smith said the Canadian Dental Care Plan infringes on provincial jurisdiction #EnoughIsEnoughUCP

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@TheBreakdownAB Little Nate Horner Backed into a corner, Telling another lie; He thinks we're all dumb, And Smith's gifts were fun, And said, "What a good boy am I!"

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2 years

🎉🥳👏🏻

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3 months

"Our founding fathers had wooden teeth and we should aspire to be like them." -Danielle Smith, probably.

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1 year

Wait so is the Premier using our tax dollars to pay for bots to misinform us?

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7 months

I KNEW IT! 🍊🥤

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@nut_meggy

5 months

How about if the oilers win we get to trade governments!!?

Danielle Smith

@ABDanielleSmith

5 months

Here we go Premier @Dave_Eby Vancouver vs Edmonton. Let’s make a bet: loser has to deliver a statement in the Legislature written by the winner while wearing the other’s jersey. Deal?

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2 years

Straight men create their dating profiles as if they are trying to attract other straight men 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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@nut_meggy

11 months

They say this as though they haven't been the ones in charge of that system for the last 46/50 years. "Fundamental change needed as Alberta health system is 'not working', minister says"

Fundamental change needed as Alberta health system is 'not working', minister says | CBC News

Health Minister Adriana LaGrange says the Alberta government is fundamentally restructuring health care because the system "is not working."

www.cbc.ca

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@nut_meggy

1 year

So given that low oil prices were totally Rachel Notley's fault 🙄 when she was Premier, we can safely blame this on Danielle Smith now, right?

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1 year

Oil again below $70/bbl. Alberta needs ~$75 to balance and was banking on $80 for the budget. Hopefully we'll see some serious ideas from both parties around how to ease our dependence on this volatile revenue source. #abvotes

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7 months

It would be really really funny if the feds increased their rebates on EVs by $250 for Albertans now.

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3 months

If I was the Oilers I would simply score more goals than the Panthers tonight so they don’t win the cup.

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@nut_meggy

7 months

@DGlaucomflecken I went on a date with a dude who was anti-sunscreen and he was all, "there's chemicals in there you don't know.. they could cause cancer." And I was like, "Uh, you know what's been PROVEN to give you cancer? THE SUN."

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@DGlaucomflecken If it made penises fall off but there was a 100% survival rate we would have shut down completely and nobody would be allowed to leave their homes until there was a vaccine and a cure.

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@nut_meggy

10 months

so, next pandemic we all get healing crystals and essential oils?

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@nut_meggy

2 years

Still a shorter wait than at some of our province’s emergency rooms!

Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱

@jkenney

2 years

I’m in London (entirely at personal expense) to pay respects to Her late Majesty the Queen at the lying in state on behalf of Alberta. Now a 14+ hr queue. There’s a profound sense of shared grief & affection for HM in this huge, diverse gathering of people from around the world

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@nut_meggy

2 months

Then she can buy her own god damn tickets.

disordered

@disorderedyyc

2 months

Danielle Smith: Albertans wanted me to pamper myself with these hockey tickets from lobbyists, government contractors, and taxpayer funded organizations! #ableg #abpoli

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2 years

it's a bold strategy to repeatedly list all the things currently wrong in Alberta when it's YOUR PARTY IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW. #ableg #abpoli #upcldr

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@nut_meggy

3 years

Me getting to the front of the line when 3rd boosters are made available to anyone who wants it.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight…

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@nut_meggy

6 months

"In the span of a week, the former Calgary mayor has more than doubled the size of the Alberta NDP’s membership." Way to go @nenshi ! 💜🧡💜🧡💜🧡

CityNews Calgary

@citynewscalgary

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#THIS JUST IN: Rakhi Pancholi is dropping out of the race to be the next leader of Alberta's NDP and endorsing former Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi.

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@nut_meggy

3 months

Tonight would probably be the best time possible ever to make a Costco run in Canada. #LetsGoOilers

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5 months

So you wanna separate from Canada EXCEPT for when premature babies need life saving healthcare, then you’re more than happy to count on help from other provinces, do I have that right?! 🤔

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1 year

The reason women prefer Trudeau to PP is that he is capable of demonstrating empathy. That's all there is to it. It's unbelievably simple.

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9 months

WAIT A SEC. When it comes to advising ppl to get a flu vaccine she's "Not a doctor, I don't know"... But when it comes to pushing ivermectin, and stage 1-3 cancer being "totally within your control" she's conveniently an expert to be trusted?

Jason Markusoff

@markusoff

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Asked whether she thought Alberta's low flu/covid vaccination rate is a problem, Premier Danielle Smith said she doesn't know because she's not a doctor. Pressed on what Alberta could do about it, she deferred to her health minister.

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@JAZZFM91 I live in Alberta and please just know that most of us don't agree with this.

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