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@number_pizza111

3 months

It's done

Pizza

@number_pizza111

3 months

I should make one like this but for the Nixon admin

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1 month

I like how he didn’t even try to make one for black people.

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2 years

Which one you picking?

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Wait they're actually planning to kill him I thought it was just a meme

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I’m biased but north America is my favorite continent aesthetically. Just an absurdly powerful aura.

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“There are four types of economies: Developed, Developing, Japan, and Argentina”

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“We’d love to hire you, but you’re 45 minutes away and there’s candidates who live closer. Sorry.”

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3 months

This should always be a caveat if the office is a requirement.

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Explain how this is political

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@gassara_sara All Art is inherently political

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“Paul Atredies is Lawrence of Arabia”-American who doesn’t know much about anything “Paul Atredies is the prophet Muhammad”-Person who has a few thoughts in their head “Paul Atredies is John F Kennedy”-Nixonian realist with media literacy skills

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How it feels to graduate top of your class at the Reddit school of global affairs

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“Wow! All the countries that still have their 18th century monarchs in charge are politically stable and haven’t fallen to military invasion”

Rosie The I of York

@RosePetal617

2 months

yes, Republics are literally for losers -france became a republic cause it lost -germany became a republic cause it lost -russia became a republic cause it lost -china became a republic cause it lost -japan became a republic cause it lost do i need to go on?

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@AlecStapp Time after the interstate highway system but before the DNA test

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1 year

Fun Fact: The Clinton campaign accidentally discovered Gore had no friends. They investigated connections when vetting VP candidates and interviewed him, but couldn’t dig up a single person outside of family and work he spent time with.

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The transgender catgirls are like bison, once roaming the website mighty and free and now nearly totally replaced with doggirls. Breaks my heart to see the subculture die

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10 months

I don't think this is true

World of Statistics

@stats_feed

11 months

Quality of life ranking: 1. 🇳🇱 The Hague 2. 🇳🇱 Rotterdam 3. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg 4. 🇦🇹 Vienna 5. 🇪🇸 Valencia 6. 🇳🇱 Amsterdam 7. 🇫🇮 Helsinki 8. 🇪🇸 Madrid 9. 🇮🇸 Reykjavik 10. 🇩🇰 Copenhagen . 11. 🇩🇪 Munich 14. 🇨🇭 Zurich 15. 🇵🇹 Porto 17. 🇳🇴 Oslo 18. 🇬🇧 Glasgow 21. 🇪🇪 Tallinn 24. 🇮🇪 Cork

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My Mom’s adoptive Dad had to escape an execution warrant in anarchist Spain because he made truck drivers on his section of the front take safety classes. He was a communist volunteer.

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I don't know why I made this or what it means

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4 months

i like how we all agree Jimmy McGill would be a democrat for no discernible reason

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@Nasaaeaoa

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Who are you voting for?

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3 months

>hyper industry based society >tries to convince itself it’s the strongest marxist worker’s state on earth >gets into one (1) cold war involving long-term economic competition >loses

Roi Semo רועי סמו روعي سمو ⬱ 🇮🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦🇦🇲🇲🇲

@RS_Glide08

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gee i wonder why the map is cropped to to only show the eastern front, starts in 1941 rather than 1937 or 1939, and has a soviet propaganda edit playing right above it

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Absolutely legendary gif selector pull

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@WittierSpade @ww_dasilva Don’t care, still voting Van Buren

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Africa is a distant second and South America is third. Eurasia tries too hard and Oceania is too out there.

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The Cornish without a doubt. World leaders in mining who set up shop in every British colony and now their ethnic group basically doesn’t exist.

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Name an ethnic group who fell off harder than German Americans in Texas

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In the US the greatest has to be Jim Inhofe. Very conservative Republican from Oklahoma whose pet issue was Western Sahara and met with the Polisario Front, a socialist Sahrawi nationalist militant group, regularly.

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Best Orientalist white boy MP

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Bruno Maçães

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American culture and ideas have almost no reach in Dubai, Istabul, Shanghai, Jakarta, Nairobi, Singapore, Lisbon, Stockholm or Mumbai. You can’t run an empire with London, Toronto and Melbourne

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I’m a UK population denier. Having 5-10 million more brits than official statistics explains EVERYTHING. Stressed public services, appearing poorer than GDP per capita, lack of police control of some neighborhoods, home prices.

WhiteBoyMamluk 🇵🇸

@haardedrenge

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Denying the moon landing is boring, and denying the Holocaust is just evil and horrible. we need fun kinds of historical denialists. Industrial Revolution deniers, Reformation deniers, Sui Dynasty deniers, sky’s the limit.

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JK rowling should have been cancel a decade ago just for having such horrendous world building

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"Coalition of the Willing" is unfortunately probably the hardest alliance name ever.

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3 months

It’s so funny that after France and Germany told the US to piss off the United States had to throw together store-brand NATO to invade Iraq:

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@gooooombah “Canadian Sheild” is the hardest geographical feature on earth except maybe the Steppe. The Mississippi is the greatest river network. There’s no competition.

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Byzantium almost putting their empire back together for the fifth time when another completely unique history altering catastrophe hits them

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@theosey @Its_a_Me_Dingo

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@walo_____ How it feels to graduate top of your class at the Telegram school of global affairs

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Sigmund Freud would use twitter for 15 hours a day if he was alive rn

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@AltosAlt Jfk*

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I don't think this is a healthy economy (Kurdistan Region)

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4 months

The traffic light coalition has lost the mandate of heaven and Germany is to be destroyed in a just act of divine wrath

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4 months

BREAKING: A small asteroid is expected to impact Northeast Germany, near the capital Berlin, in just over half an hour [21 Jan 2024 0:32:33UTC]. It’ll create a brief fireball. Object size is around ~1 meter. Temporary designation of the object is Sar2736.

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@Its_a_Me_Dingo Yeah but it's amazing how long they've gone with near zero inflation. Their prices don't like to increase

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@AstroRose20 oomfie what

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@HecklerUndNeko @Korean_Jesus111

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Moral of the story is never trust anyone with the death penalty

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The city of Pittsburgh produced more steel than the Axis powers combined

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The World if Stalin and Mao Didn't Exist.

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@Astro_Eggcelent It’s neat but trying WAY too hard.

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@sukmynuts2 Well yeah he got tipped off and escaped. Doesn't mean they didn't try.

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I should make one like this but for the Nixon admin

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@Neeeeeko__ Maybe...

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MIKE PENCE WAS A CATHOLIC DEMOCRAT?????

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If you wanna be mayor of NYC, you need to earn the endorsement of their seven evil public sector unions

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Status of Groups That Have Attempted to Destroy Nixon JFK DEAD 1968 DNC RIOTS Nelson Rockefeller RESIGNED Herbert Humphrey LOST Lyndon B Johnson DEAD Justice Earl Warren DEAD Senate Watergate Committee …

Esfandyar 🇮🇷 اسفندیار

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All attempts fail.

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Planet of the Base if it was a NYC mayoral election

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@LinkofSunshine

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They released a book on election twitter????

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The Hanged Man: Rotting behind the Whirling-in-Rags Inland Empire: Still doesn’t remember your name Electrochemistry: Trying to get you to take drugs Harry and Kim subplot:

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Finally got the update

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>Born as trust fund kid >Do blackface >Become PM anyway >Double housing prices >Multiple corruption scandals >Restrict civil liberties >Invite literal Nazi into parliament >Polls show you losing worse than last time but FPTP may still save you >Assassinated on October 9, 2023

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1996 Republican National Convention: Pat Buchanan calling moderate RINOS traitors to conservatism or whatever 1996 Democratic National Convention:

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@WittierSpade @ww_dasilva Don’t care, still voting Van Buren

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College Application: What marginalized communities do you belong to? Me:

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@madeofmistak3 @ChrisExpTheNews Is that SARAH LYNN dead on the ground?????

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@LemmingsRev @Its_a_Me_Dingo Yeah all of this can be explained by the Japanese central bank targeting 0% inflation despite saying otherwise and a liquidity trap.

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@mechanostrider I can get over the jihad part but the whining about his fate is what gets me. He did everything he could to make the jihad happen and then acted sad that he was fated to it. Boo-hoo bitch. Shut up.

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Map of New York using ethnically drawn borders rather than those drawn by imperial powers.

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@FalseSlazac Trying too hard

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I… I’m in this article???

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I'm 100% Certain That There's Nothing Funnier Than Black Twitter, And Here Are 23 Tweets To Prove It

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@MadJackStan Abe Lincoln

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The Mossad agent walking away after inventing this discourse

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These are the worst coalitions ever

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@heismybabygirl Swap South America and Africa but agreed

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He switched to the democrats just before he died to vote for the ACA. Darth Vader-ass redemption arc

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I just found out the Rubicon is a modest stream a few inches deep and I feel lied to. I always imagined Caesar leading his troops across a vast river in a deep mountainous valley.

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Oh-

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When Biden took office the Taliban were the strongest they had ever been and Trump had agreed to withdraw by May. We either could send 100,000 troops and dig in for 2 more decades or just cut our losses as we agreed to.

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With hindsight, we should probably have just simply never pulled out of Afghanistan tbh

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Daily Dose

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Human Men will probably not exist in 5 million years. The Y Chromosome, present in Men, keeps shrinking and will not exist in 5 million years.

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Enough about the global latina belt. This is the global rust belt. If you live in any of these places you’re Midwestern.

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I find it weird so many countries independently industrialized their northern halves before it declined and caused a mass migration to their souths. USA, Russia, China, UK, South Africa, and France. This can’t just be a coincidence right?

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This is like the third time I’ve seen Twitter users reinvent early church heresies and it’s amazing every time to see debates that changed history in 320 AD re-enacted unknowingly.

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Better ?

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@MinnesotaNatio4 TRUE

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We are seeing the beginning of an all-out gooner civil war. Unclear if porn addicts, left and right, will ever recover

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@sukmynuts2 Nobody should have the death penalty. IDC if it’s an elected representative of workers or the Attorney General of NY or a commissar. It’s to open to misuse

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Andrew Cuomo had a few months where he acted like this on the news every night in 2020 and we all had to pretend he was a national hero until he was accused to sexual harassment

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If America is the ethnic melting pot then what's the ethnic pressure cooker? Where do people from across the world migrate to so they can hate eachother?

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How do the Fremen shave without water? You’d have to imagine they have some weird chemical setup, or else Paul would have absurd razor burn from dry-shaving.

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I got so worried when looking through this at what the S would be. Thankfully they didn’t go the other route

Liberated Russia 🇵🇱🇪🇺⬜️🟦⬜️

@freerussia2025

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Good BRICS 😁

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@real_lord_miles @nikocadoavocado

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@ww_dasilva Tories can’t govern if their life depended on it

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Fun history Fact: Adam Smith was one of the most socially inept people to ever exist. He never married, or had an affair with anyone, or wrote scandalous letters. What historians have recovered is incredibly bland conversations, mostly with Hume.

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East Germany was bad but c’mon

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"Guys I swear it's not a cult"

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Turks: Migrated West from their declining homeland to destroy the world’s greatest anti-Catholic nation Celts: Migrated West from their declining homeland to destroy the world’s greatest anti-Catholic nation Welcome back, Suleiman

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Netanyahu rn

Amichai Stein

@AmichaiStein1

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#BREAKING : PM Netanyahu threatens: If the US does not veto the resolution for a ceasefire in the UN Security Council, Israel will cancel the Israeli delegation departure to Washington. PM office claims: The US informed Minister Dermer that they intend to pass two separate

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@Nasaaeaoa And in the modern day this includes the Americas, Oceania, and the elites of Africa. Totally nuts

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"Queer rights today, Queer rights tomorrow, Queer rights forever!" -🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈George Wallace🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@WeSellSounds i try

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@okthatsaliom About a trillion dollars of trade passes through the Red Sea a year that is getting more expensive and delayed by weeks. How many people die when grain, malaria nets, vaccines, medical supplies, heating oil, and blankets do you think aren't arriving or getting shipped?

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@numfuksteinstan We oppressed German-Americans. I don't think it would be exaggerating to call US policy toward them cultural genocide. What excuse do the Cornish have???

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Bashar Al-Assad and his family literally look like this