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Greg Newkirk

6 months

You’ve never seen a paranormal documentary like this one. From the creators of #Hellier , see the film that’s being called “scary as hell”, “incredible”, and “entirely unique.” #TheUnbinding , available now on Amazon, Apple TV, and

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Greg Newkirk

@nuekerk

3 years

My spiritual beliefs summed up in an image:

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4 years

They deleted the tweet this morning, but it’s still appearing if you click through from a link. Less than a month ago Herman Cain tweeted this. He died from COVID-19 this morning.

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1 year

Best AI art I’ve seen yet was generated in MidJourney by Johnny Derren from the prompt: “Jodorowsky’s TRON”. Holy cow.

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3 months

Weird way to put it but okay

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2 years

Latest Bill Murray news is a reminder that you *think* Venkman is cool when you’re a kid, but when you’re older, you realize Ray is actually the coolest. He’s emotionally-available, owns an occult shop, excited to live his dreams, and honest to a fault. Even the ghosts love him.

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2 years

“My name’s Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!” #jackassforever

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5 years

Holy shit, the Air Force is actually having to explain what a Naruto Run is during briefings. I’m dying. #StormArea51 #area51raid

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2 years

Found out my little brother died yesterday. He was only 23. Tell the people in your life how much they mean to you, because you may never get another chance. Love you, Zack.

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2 years

He just won a Grammy, give him a break.

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2 years

Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4 times during flight

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2 years

I can’t stop laughing at this cover.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

Last year we released 2 seasons of a documentary tv show about goblins, magic, UFOs, secret codes, Indrid Cold, & raising dead gods. Lots of people liked it and it won a bunch of awards. Now’s the perfect time to binge it FOR FREE:

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1 year

Suffer a witch. From the award-winning team behind #Hellier comes #TheUnbinding , a terrifying true tale from the dark forests of New York. Coming soon.

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2 years

Fuck it, I’m doing it. Literally right now.

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11 months

WELP. #Hellier

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3 years

Update on Gordon: no cancer, no infections, no parasites. Nope, he just has allergies and this big goofus literally just needs an inhaler. My cat needs an inhaler, you guys.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

More of “Jodorowsky’s TRON”:

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2 years

Gotta be honest, it's kind of hard to give a shit about UFOs when my wife could soon go to prison for taking Plan B.

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1 year

Dude, watching the Destination Fear gang parlay a gut punch series cancellation into a quarter million dollars in Kickstarter backing IN LIKE THREE DAYS is downright inspiring.

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10 months

Thou shalt suffer a witch. #TheUnbinding , a terrifying new feature length documentary from the creators of #Hellier , will challenge everything you thought you knew about ghosts. Coming September 8th.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

This man survived stage 4 colon cancer. Wear a mask.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

Every state should follow suit while their sorting machines are still operational. These USPS folks in Washington are heroes.

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3 years

The older I get the more I believe that kindness to animals is the defining characteristic of truly good people.

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3 years

The most satisfying thing about watching Twitter take out the trash are seeing all these people with similar follower counts complaining about how they’re losing thousands of followers. I’ve lost a couple dozen. If you can read this, thanks for being decent.

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1 year

This was the face that said, “you taking me home, or what?” We couldn’t possibly argue with him.

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Greg Newkirk

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6 years

Very sad to hear that Art Bell has passed away. His voice kept me company for many late nights as a kid, through my paper route as a teenager, and on many cross-country adventures as an adult. Thanks for helping me become the weirdo I am today, Art. Rest easy.

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Greg Newkirk

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5 years

IT’S SCORPIO SEASON BAYBEE! GET SAD! HOLD GRUDGES! BE PARANOID! KEEP SECRETS! SCARE EVERYONE! TAKE IT PERSONAL! HIDE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY THINK YOU DONT LIKE THEM WHEN YOU REALLY DO BUT ARE JUST EMOTIONALLY WALLED OFF BECAUSE SOMEONE HURT YOUR FEELINGS ONCE

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3 years

The next stimulus should just be two grand and a bag of mushrooms.

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1 year

Yesterday my dad called to tell me that my 80 year old grandma found our podcast. I was cringing while mentally cataloguing all the jokes about jacking off and demonic possession when he says “she has half the old folks home listening to it”. Way to go, grandma.

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3 years

I didn’t expect that I’d end the day with a new cat, but while I was cleaning out the old apartment my little stray friend Walter came to see me. I decided to scoop her up and brought her home with me. She’s a little upset and confused, but I think she’s going to be happy here.

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4 years

I don’t know much, but I do know that every animal, from a giant moose to a little spider, is called “buddy”.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

Contrary to popular belief, the hardest part about being a paranormal investigator isn’t dealing with angry spirits, Bigfoot attacks, or alien abductions, it’s being sent blurry photos and coming up with nice ways to say “that’s a bug”.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Easter, the day when Christians celebrate the un-killable half-ghost human avatar of an utterly incomprehensible entity who forced suffering on itself in order to collect human souls for its extra-dimensional gated community. And they call us weird.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

I know there’s people who wish I was tweeting more about goblins, ghosts, and Bigfoot instead of the failings of American leadership during the current social, medical, and financial crisis, but I’ve gotta be honest, that stuff feels a lot less important right now. Sorry.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Ever been to a cryptozoology conference? I have.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

It’s 3:30AM, I’m at a Denny’s somewhere in the middle of Ohio, and I’m thinking about UFOs.

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Greg Newkirk

@nuekerk

4 years

Welcomed this bundle of joy into our lives today. Her name is Merlot.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

I am beyond excited for everyone to see what we’ve been working on for the past two years. The pandemic gave us a bunch of false starts, hard stops, and plenty of delays, but in the end it worked in our benefit, because holy cow, it looks incredible.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

I’m filing for divorce from the paranormal community and entering into an open relationship with folklore, psychology, and magick.

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Greg Newkirk

@nuekerk

4 years

9 years ago I married my best friend, and every day is better than the last. Even when the world is falling apart, I wouldn't want to be quarantined with anyone else. Thanks for the best adventure partner I could have ever asked for, @Weird_Dana .

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

I’m going to adopt another cat just to spite the Pope.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

BREAKING NEWS: #Hellier just won Best Web Series at the Prison City Film Festival, ya’ll!

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

I will soon reach my true form.

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2 years

In Iceland, 54% of people believe in the existence of Huldufólk, or “hidden people”, and Elf School, now in its 35th year, educates people in the folklore surrounding these beliefs. I may have dropped out of college, but you’re looking at the latest graduate in Elf Studies.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

Three months into social distancing and I’m finally starting to resemble the crazy recluse I feel like on the inside.

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2 years

Me when I’m using the family computer to download massive_occult_library.zip from Limewire in 2001

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Just learned that Indrid Cold contactee Taunia Derenberger passed away last night. We were lucky to get to know her and her family's story while shooting Hellier. She gave a hell of an interview and worked hard to keep her family's incredible story alive. Rest in peace, Taunia.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

How there has never been a movie where Dolly and Elvira play god and the devil is beyond me.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

I’m heartbroken. Our sweet boy Pete passed away in Dana’s arms an hour ago. What a gift it was to share a life with him for the last 8 years. He was so loved. If you can, please donate to @ohioalleycat , without whom we’d never met Pete, who enriched our lives and so many others.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

They tried to slow the mail. They tried to disrupt the counting of votes. They purposefully allowed a pandemic to rage. They spent ungodly amounts of money on campaign media. They fired anyone who spoke up. They tried to incite civil war. They still lost, over and over again.

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Greg Newkirk

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8 months

Fun coincidence: September 8, the day we released The Unbinding, is the anniversary of the day Dana and I first met in person seventeen years ago. In a graveyard. To go ghost hunting.

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4 years

I’m so upset with everyone talking about how they can’t wait for things to go “back to normal” after COVID-19 has been subdued. “Normal” caused this. We should never go back.

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Greg Newkirk

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7 months

Life in this world feels so hopeless right now, and there’s nothing I can say to make myself or anyone else feel better about it. All I can do is pray, in my own way, that we hold on to empathy, compassion, and understanding as we face rising tides of hate and fear. Stay good.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

How lucky am I? They were both snoring, by the way.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Dana just walked into the living room with tears streaming down her face. I asked her what happened and, through sniffles, she says: “Oliver is sitting in the window watching fireflies and it’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen because he’s a baby and he’s never seen fireflies.”

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

A few weeks ago I saw a vintage desk lamp and was, truly, *compelled* to buy it. It was only $13, and I didn’t really need it, but something deep in my soul commanded me to buy it. I’m glad I listened, because now I understand the pull. The X-Files IS BURIED IN MY BRAIN FOREVER.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Gettin’ pretty hard for normal folks to use the paranormal as an escape from crushing reality when UFOs are fodder for Fox News, ghost hunters are tweeting transphobic bathroom nonsense, Bigfoot hunters are sharing Q drops, and occultists are coming out as unrepentant racists.

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Greg Newkirk

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10 months

Today is @weird_dana ’s birthday. From the moment we met, she’s taught me me something new every day, like how much love I’m capable of feeling for someone. Happy birthday to the person who taught me that magic is real, simply by exuding it wherever she goes.

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3 years

Locked in the apartment bathroom with two scared cats while the tornado sirens wail. In the rush to hunker down, Dana grabs a flashlight, blankets, candles. You know what my dumb ass grabs? Grapes.

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Greg Newkirk

@nuekerk

2 years

Happy Halloween! No tricks, just a treat. From @WeirdHQ comes a new project by me, @Weird_Dana , @ConnorJRandall , @KarlPfeiffer , and @theparamuseum . You’re gonna love it.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

Well our new house is definitely haunted and we haven’t even moved any of the weird shit in yet. 😬

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

That was a great speech and what a stark contrast to the last four years. No insults, no belligerence, no division. Seeing civility represent the country on the world stage tonight felt like exhaling. Hell, just seeing a family hugging one another on that stage was such a relief.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

THIS IS INSANE. WE ARE IN HELL.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

So, pretty huge news, you guys. #Hellier : Season 2 just won Best Web Series in the Top Shorts December competition, which means it’s nominated for Best Web Series of the year. HERE WE GO!

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Dana says me and Bea Arthur have the same hair right now.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

Can barely believe it, but after a whole year of growing pains and the craziest market we could ever imagine, Dana and I just bought a house. Time to find out how many ghosts live here. Weird HQ 2.0, here we come!

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3 years

Here's a ghost story, perfect for Halloween, about how my friends and I were almost killed by a haunted house at the age of 16. Here's us: At the height of my high school ghost hunting spree in 2001, I was in a haunted place almost every single weekend with my friends. 1/16

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7 months

Heard one of kids half-whisper “I TOLD you this was the house!” as I was closing the door and I almost dropped the candy bowl from fist-pumping.

Dana Newkirk ☾

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7 months

My adorable husband @nuekerk is handing out full-sized candy to the neighborhood kids dressed like this & they are pumped! 🎃

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

After a very scary day of new sounds and new smells in a new place, Walter spent the night hiding behind the toilet. Fortunately, a little tuna was all it took to get some snugs out of her today.

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Greg Newkirk

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4 years

This is my friend Walter. She’s a neighborhood stray (already TNR’d) and I think we’re in love. She used to be too scared to come near people, but we’ve officially reached belly rub territory this month, so you could say we’re getting pretty serious.

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Greg Newkirk

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8 months

I've been seeing some conversation today about a particular moment featured in #TheUnbinding and wanted to provide some clarity on its inclusion. This WILL INCLUDE HUGE SPOILERS for the film, but it's too important not to address, so please tread carefully if you haven't watched.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

I blocked you because I could do without fans like you, retweeting shit about “tranny juice” and “wokeism” and trying to argue about why “diversity is bad actually” with me on main. You’re the bitch, bitch.

Mike Dee

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@jerodkiger @nuekerk Greg just blocked me for nothing. so I guess I'm done here. I'll still support him but kind of a bitch move. Still looking forward to Hellier 3

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

Conway High School in Arkansas has a cryptid - the Wampus Cat - as their school mascot and that’s about the coolest thing ever.

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Greg Newkirk

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8 months

Thanks for dealing with my incessant retweeting of Unbinding reactions. I promise I’ll chill out soon and go back to shitposting about UFOs. I’m just really proud of our movie and overwhelmed with the nice things you guys have been saying. It’s been a really emotional weekend.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Popping in to quickly comment on all the paranormal show cancellation gossip. I am always on the side of creators. End of story. Own your creations when you can, keep it indie when you can, and always have another iron in the fire. Give ‘em hell and spill the tea on the way out.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Had a dream last night that Tom Cruise was in my grandma’s attic, just sitting in a chair, smiling. When I said, “oh man, uh, hi, Tom Cruise,” he slapped his hands on his knees, leaned in close, and asked me, “so, you think you know about aliens, huh?” Woke up in a cold sweat.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Airspace closed all over U.S while military shoots down UFOs / Chinese spy balloons, Ohio downplaying deadly chemical spill into water that 15 million people drink from, Putin threatening nuclear war, and oh yeah, COVID is top 8th cause of death in children. It’s February.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 months

New coolest room in the house. Only cost me my left hand and possibly my mortal soul.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Recently acquired an incredible scrap book from a UFO researcher who collected news clippings, witness reports, and drawings from the 50s through the 80s. So far have discovered original John Keel newspaper articles and crazy local clippings of UFO sightings I’ve never heard of.

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9 months

A few hundred people are finally watching #TheUnbinding , a film we’ve worked so hard on for so long. My tummy feels funny. It’s real now.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Couldn’t find Oliver. Turns out he WAS SLEEPING IN A COFFIN.

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

Woke up in the middle of the night to @weird_dana whispering at me. Walter, the skittish stray that took a year and a half to come downstairs and be social with everyone during the day, finally snuck into our room and WAS SLEEPING IN OUR BED. Walter is a Christmas miracle.

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Happy October, creeps.

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

Please send good vibes to my best friend. Gordon is at the vet today for a bunch of invasive scans, blood work, and other tests to figure out why he’s been feeling crummy lately.

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Greg Newkirk

@nuekerk

4 years

3AM. Flying solo. Anniversary of the Terry Wriste emails. Might have just met him. #Hellier

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@nuekerk

3 years

As an angry mob attacks the capitol, as explosions ring through the air and our elected officials are told to shelter in place due to threats of violence, I hope history remembers the vile senators who stood in front of their colleagues and said “this is fine.”

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

I just want to remind everyone that we were into chasing balloons before it was cool.

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2 years

Worst fear came true. Been in full-on shut-in mode working on an edit and ran out of snacks. At midnight, in sweatpants and looking positively ragged and crazed, I go to the gas station, walk out with arms overflowing with chip bags, and hear: “Are you the guy from Hellier?”

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Greg Newkirk

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1 year

New guy is fitting in well

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

The boys are back in town!

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Sorry, mom and dad. #Hellier

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Greg Newkirk

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2 years

Holy hell, y’all, I think we finally wrapped shooting on the latest spooky doc project last night. It’s taken three years, three different iterations, and loads of pandemic-related delays, but man has it been worth the time. Back to editing, finalizing score, and we’re done.

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2 years

Gordon demands to sleep under the covers with me, but as a bonus he’ll slowly wake me up by purring in his sleep.

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@nuekerk

3 years

Time for another adventure, Scooby Gang!

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Greg Newkirk

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3 years

Happy birthday to @Weird_Dana , the smartest, coolest, hardest working babe I’ve ever met. You’ve changed my life - and so many others - just by being yourself, and with every passing year, I’m more and more thankful for the warmth and clarity you give the world. I love you.

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2 years

When we took Jeff Goldblum Bigfoot hunting, we had to sneak a little magick in there. Jeff commented on the "strange little carving" on our "squatch knocker". We explained it's a sigil waiting to be activated. And that's how we got a magick wand charged by Jeff Goldblum.

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