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@notyouravgma

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misanthropic philanthropist. we play albums here. 🦅 season ticket holder. Philly is home. SJ is just where I live.

South Philly
Joined April 2013
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@notyouravgma
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9 months
I will start an Eagles chant wherever and whenever I want to. If the Phillies had a chant, I'd do it at Eagles games, (and concerts, and parties, and weddings, etc.) too. Real Philadelphia sports fans don't have a "your team" "our team" mentality. Get over yourselves, lameos
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@notyouravgma
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@ADHD_Alien I may not remember word for word what you SAID but I remember vividly how it made me FEEL.
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@notyouravgma
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Bad things do happen in Philadelphia. They're called "sports".
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@notyouravgma
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@nelsonagholor Glad you're being a good sport about this. 💚😂
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@notyouravgma
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This is most Philly thing I've seen in awhile. Smh.
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4/11/19 The day I officially became a Philadelphia Eagles season ticket holder. I can't even believe this is my life right now I could die. 🦅💚🏈 #FlyEaglesFly To preemptively answer the incoming questions, I'm buying the seat from someone who's friend gave theirs up.
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Such. Is the life. Of a Philadelphia sports fan. All the SB wagon jumpers can kindly exit to the left. And the rest of us will still be here next week. Loving our team. As much as we always did. #FlyEaglesFly
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The very best London souvenir. #FlyEaglesFly
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The cats broke my Eagles Super Bowl LII mug so I need new cats or a new Super Bowl.
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@notyouravgma
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Dear Eagles fans in NO this weekend, Please continue singing, loud and proud everywhere you go. Make sure you get the No One Likes Us song going a bunch too since we're already being called obnoxious by the locals. Fuck em. #FlyEaglesFly
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@notyouravgma
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Awesome. My son got into Drexel. If anyone has a spare $50,000 a year for the next 4 years that they don't need, I'm not above taking it right now.
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You vs. the guy ESPN told you not to worry about. #flyeaglesfly
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Me trying to catch a break in this life...
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So gangsta he took his shirt right of of the box and said "Fuck a iron"
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DeSean Jackson, officially back with the #Eagles
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@notyouravgma
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My boss: What did you work on this afternoon?" Me:
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@notyouravgma
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. @TonyDungy You're cool. Fuck you.
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Linc's ready for his first @Eagles football szn!! 🏈🦅
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@notyouravgma
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Nothing brings me more joy than English people being mad when their crimes against Irish Catholics are spoken about on the internet.
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@notyouravgma
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Secured the precious cargo!! 😍😂
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I'll take "How They Conceded To An Internet Fight with Philly Twitter That They Started" for $1000, Alex (RIP)
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okay that’s a bit much there’s fans who know how to play the chirp game and those who don’t, I get along with any team’s fans who fit in the first group (there’s Philly fans who make that cut believe it or not)
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@notyouravgma
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FUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTSFUCK THE SAINTS FUCK THE SAINTS
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@notyouravgma
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"Dear God this man has been crying like this since January 21st. I just want it to stop" - the wife
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@notyouravgma
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Morning everyone. Maddy's having surgery today at 11 so if you guys could keep her in your thoughts and prayers or send some positives vibes her way we'd really appreciate it. ❤
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Introducing Lincoln aka "Linc" 🐶🐾 He's already a very good boy.
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@notyouravgma
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💔🐾 RIP Swagholor "Swags" December 24, 2017 - June 3, 2019
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@notyouravgma
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Happy Thanksgiving 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Is it 8:07 yet? I'm ready.
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@notyouravgma
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Hey gang,my dad is having spinal fusion surgery today, so any prayers and/or positive vibes are greatly appreciated. And as always THANK YOUUUUU in advance!
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Is it possible to love this many people 💚💚💚 FUCK YOU GO BIRDS!!!!!
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@notyouravgma
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Dear Vikings fans, This is karma for lying on us the way you did. With Love, Philadelphia Xoxo
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Hi, my name is Erin and I can't say no to my son... taking name suggestions...
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@notyouravgma
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I MET MICKEY MORANDINI!! I MET MICKEY MORANDINI!! 😁😁😁😁
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Bye week vibe... #FlyEaglesFly
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@rd32_era This one ain't on you, guy. 💚
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Quick update... Maddy's infection localized and this morning they were able to drain it. She did so great during the procedure. Hopefully they kick us out of here later tonight or tomorrow morning after some more iv antibiotics. Thanks for all your continued thoughts and prayers
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@notyouravgma
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It's McCutchen you fucking dip shit.
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A common mistake I make on Mccutcheon first name. Its Andrew. So go ahead and make this a federal case. The twitter police can be dopes. Bite it
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@notyouravgma
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I seen a comment on FB yesterday that Vikes fans plan on lining up outside their stadium to throw purple glitter on Eagles fans at the Super Bowl. So if you're going PLEASE be careful. We all know how dangerous glitter can be.
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Hey guys, been taking a little break but need to pause that to ask for some prayers/ positive vibes. Maddy is in the hospital with an infection. She's on antibiotics but they haven't been working and if they don't soon she may need surgery.
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After having eggs for brunch, a ribeye for dinner, chocolate for dessert, my best pal Lincoln crossed the rainbow bridge. He died peacefully, head in my hands telling him how much I loved him. Thanks to everyone for your kind words, they honestly touched our hearts 🌈💙🐾
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Said it before, I'll say it again. I love nothing more than being considered the underdog. Being doubted makes victory taste that much more sweet. #FlyEaglesFly
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When you have the Phillies game but it's also the same day as season 8 episode 3 of Thrones.
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Better than a no hit wonder. 💁‍♀️
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My kid asked why the light was on and I told her someone was probably stuck in there. 🤣😂
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@notyouravgma
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#HowieCouldSell ice to an Eskimo Howie could sell hay to a farmer Howie could sell glasses to Stevie Wonder Howie could sell condoms at a convent Howie could sell hair spray to Howie Mandel Howie could sell water to a whale Howie could sell a book to Floyd Mayweather
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@RNB215 I like seeing what it does when it finds something.
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God he's so big!!!! That's my handsome QB. 😍😍 #BigDickNick #FlyEaglesFly
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"YoUr TeAm DoNt EvEn GoT nO RiNgS" Fuck off, haters. #FlyEaglesFly
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Great things happen in Philadelphia.
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Sorry guys, can't make it today... I have a sick baby 🙁.. but I did make this cake...
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More rich kids snitching on their parents. Thank God my kids are poor and know better.
@PageSix
Page Six
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Lori Loughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade said father ‘faked his way’ through college
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I do my best work on my knees too, Carson
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*SCREAMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC TO EAGLES TWITTER* WAKE THE FUCK UP! IT'S GAME DAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🦅🇬🇧💚🍻 #FlyEaglesFly
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My brother is the bestest! 💚
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My friend is a server, a very good one at that, and was tipped $5 on a $445 check yesterday. People are straight up garbage forreal. Do the fuck better people.
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You guys sick of Lincoln's photos, yet? If so please mute, block, or unfollow accordingly bc cant stop, wont stop.
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My brand new niece Lola has a message for the rest of the NFC East... #FlyEaglesFly
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Lincoln is VERY excited to be 9 weeks old today!!
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I'm not even filtering these. His eyes are so insane.
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Raise your hand if you watched porn as a teen and never shot up a school. 🙋
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A message to my "Twitter family":
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@HassanRouhani @wizardbri Denied it for days first though.... "You're not sorry. ..You're sorry you got caught"
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I really miss the days when stupid people could be stupid and it didn't really affect anyone else's lives that much.
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I JUST WOKE UP MY GRANDMOTHER WHO DIED IN 1991!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They aren't admitting her, as she doesn't need an escalation of care rn. Both of our households have to self quarantine until her results come back tonight. Please send prayers and/or positive vibes to my little girl. She's a trooper always, but as expected we're quite scared. ❤
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It's finally official! I'm the mother of a Temple Owl!! 🍾🎉
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@Eagles JMatt every szn.
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He's been our voice, our promoter, our organizer, our dance (and my karaoke) partner, our DJ, our pope, our bartender, and most importantly, our friend. His selflessness has been what brought us all together. Thank you @TheMightyEROCK We fucking love you man. #FlyEaglesFly
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Big "Fuck you" going out to the people having a whole ass drinking party down the lakes at the tennis courts right now. I hope the Philly cops break up your little social gathering. Idiots.
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@calumscott @Phillies 45,936 people singing your song. We love you!! ❤️
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@Bmwillz1 @AustinAvent Read the comments. She had some racist shit to say to him too. I could watch this all day.
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Tweets this in January then kills 3 people drunk driving. Fucking sickening.
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After accidentally tackling Don Smolenski at the last tailgate, he doesn't seem to hate me and may even think I'm slightly funny. #FlyEaglesFly 😂💚🦅
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IT'S LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY!!! 🎉🎁🎂🎈🐶🐾
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Season. 8. Episode. 4. Tee. LFG!!!! #GameofThrones
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Here guys, enjoy my screams of pure ecstacy. #WalkOffSzn #RingTheBell
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Today was one of my happiest and proud days as a mother, my son graduated from High School w/ honors. Unfortunately it's also the hardest and most heartbreaking as a dog mother. I have to share with you all that Swagholor passed away today in a freak accident while I wasn't home
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Welcome home Swagholor. 🐶
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I may never hate mornings again...
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Cheering the Collinsworth "slide in"? Pfft. I'll cheer when Collinsworth slides off this fucking planet and that's it.
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@NBCSRedskins Pregame/postgame
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You went straight to body shaming a Phillies fan for essentially doing the same thing yesterday. Who's the real crybaby, Tickle Tickle?
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@BlooperBraves
Blooper
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I tweeted “one more day” and your fanbase stampeded into my replies don’t act like I woke up testy
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Mood:
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@mr_saltz My son was violently assaulted by a group of teens at a city park. One had a gun. Cops told me I had to track down the names of the assailants and any surveillance video. I did both. They refused to pick any of the kids up because they "couldn't get their school ID photos"
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The Karen Read trial is hands down one of the wildest cases I've ever followed. I was open minded at the beginning but the defense is dismantling the states case, witness by lying ass witness. Jen McCabe being the worst of them all so far.
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I haven't enjoyed an Eagles game this much in awhile.
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His. Back. Was. Fucking. Broken. You. Fucking. Idiots. That's all I'm gonna say. Time to switch gears.
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Maddy just hanging with some guys from the greatest team on Earth and being interviewed for channel 10 news... nbd. #FlyEaglesFly
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The whole city just up and disappeared.
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He's home. ❤🐾
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September O'Clock
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This is what tailgating should look like. Take notes. #FlyEaglesFly
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My Dad's in the hospital. Once again..need prayers. Thanks, guys.
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My son just got an acceptance letter to Penn State. This is the most bittersweet moment ever cause I hate their damn fanbase.
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I know God has a sense of humor, bc the Cowboys are the reason I'm smiling and laughing again after the week I just had.
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Me and XxPussySlayer6969420blazeyourmomxX #FlyEaglesFly
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Arya out her proving that we really are at our best after some good dick. #gameofthrones
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Oh no! Singing songs?! Changing words?! Someone call 9-1-1 before they hurt somebody!
@Kay_Jeaux
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Eagles fans walking around the CBD singing "When the Birds Go Flying In" to the tune of "When the Saints Go Marching In" further proves my theory that they're some of the most obnoxious in the league.
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@HardKnock__ @nick_fa1 This was my favorite fight video this year. Hands down.
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We're gonna win the Super Bowl with our practice squad. And Dallas fans will still say Dak is better than Wentz.
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