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Ryan

@notryanishimm

17 days

I’m pourin honey on you goat

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Ok name every starter more athletic than him

Theo Ash

@TheoAshNFL

3 months

Desmond Ridder runs a 4.5. McCarthy doesn't really have special NFL tools. Is he a top 3 athlete of this draft class? Easily half the starters next year are more athletic than McCarthy

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

Brad Pitt is the greatest actor ever btw don’t let anyone tell you someone else is better

Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

Se7en is the most fucked up movie I’ve ever watched

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@notryanishimm

1 month

@RyanGarciaESM If you think it was willingly idk what to say man lmfao

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@notryanishimm

2 months

Yes because the main goal of the US Education System is to teach us if there are zebras in Nigeria or not

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@fbgwayno

2 months

another victim of the US education system

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@notryanishimm

4 months

I hate Kobe but his 81 cums all over Embiids “70”

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@DEADMAN_pt3

4 months

Embiid 70 > 81 from the nigga who was fighting a case

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

You got us bro I’m so mad we are up 11 dude fuck we are up 11 but Tatum has zero points NOOOOOOOOOO

MAVS IN 6

@PFF_Nicky

2 months

that’s quite literally the point of the tweet!

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

I mean like look at this tweet and this thread and tell me he’s not the most hated player in basketball

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@OwnedByLuka

2 months

For Every 5 Likes I'll name a Player better than Tatum

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

@BengalYouTube Not your class but Madden may have just given me the craziest mock of all time

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Chad Ryland might be the worst kicker on the planet bro what the fuck

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Only you could find a way to complain about a 64 yard reception

Stef 🐯

@TkachukFanAcc

7 months

Like tell me he doesn’t house this as a chief

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

90% of Mavs fans would rather see Luka win MVP than a championship

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@jackstoppedme

2 months

After one quarter of play

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

4 months

TATUM PUTTING HIS CUM ALL OVER EM

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

What do we think

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@CaniacBombs 4.5 fWAR

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

What on earth has made you hate him lmfao

JI

@M1K3MCDANIEL

2 months

putting golhke in the game not doing anything 😭😭😭

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

@CallUpStuds Demario but he plays 15 snaps per game

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

4 months

He’s got no speed, no hands, no route running. He’s legit just 6’5. Not a good player

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@YungMike3_

4 months

Idc how many 1K yard seasons he puts up, Mike Evans has never been a top 3 receiver in the league at any point. He will always and forever be, regular weed.

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Someone start a Fire Bill chant

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

@NovacaneSpinnin Carson Beck would be the worst number pick probably ever dude I’m so serious maybe Travon Walker but Beck is up there

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Like Zappe is much worse than Mac why does this fanbase love him

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

FSG would ally with ISIS before they spend on the Red Sox

MJ ✯

@VladitoByke

2 months

I thought this was the most obvious Red Sox deal ever

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

1 month

@RyanGarciaESM I don’t think there was a deal that he was accepting from us

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

18 days

Hasn’t even caught up to Connor Wong yet LMFAOOOO

MLB Home Run

@MLBHR

18 days

Aaron Judge - New York Yankees (4) 2-run +225 BetMGM

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

I mean this is kinda a compliment lmfao

🦅Eugene Krabs🦅

@nathenmikeuxl

3 months

I hate Boston, but the Celtic's dominance is the lamest dominance ever—Tatum legit coasting. When the Warriors dominated, Steph and KD were putting on a show. When the Heat dominated, Lebron and Wade were putting on a show.

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@notryanishimm

7 months

@Jram2TBJ 0-4

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

Eliot Wolf is getting praised by Pats fans for running back a 4 win roster

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

@gothamfannn @RipKoreem_ Can’t wait to sweep you in R2

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Of all the 2010s pop songs you chose this one lmfao

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@TkachukFanAcc A is not a real thing they made it up

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

17 days

I’m crying

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

LMFAOOOOO

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

14-6-7 with the highest +/- on the team lmfao he obviously has the largest impact

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Mahomes is 10x the player and person that Kobe was lmfao

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

26-4-3 and an L or 28-10-8 with the W hmmmm

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@Fiizop

3 months

Zion better than Tatum agenda still alive

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

1 month

Why are people still watching basketball

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

I take the Cowboys more seriously than the Eagles just so you know

Koreem

@rlp_koreem

7 months

Because they’re beating the bum ass cowboys? LMAO

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

😭😭

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Utopia wasn’t great but it’s still 100x better than this shit

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Jaylen is worse than he was 2 years ago

Chi☀️

@therechigoes

7 months

Jayson and Jaylen are considerably better players than they were 2 years ago + Jrue a better wing defender than y’all got rn

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

18 days

We would sweep like any team in the West but Denver. It’s just these devil magic Miami fucks. I’m confident we sweep the Cavs next round

Koreem🍀

@RipKoreem_

18 days

We are so lucky the East is ass good luck beating a west team

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

1 month

I genuinely believe that thinking Chet is better than Wemby is an act of racism

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@Fiizop

1 month

After Wemby's great game, he still has a 56 TS% (below average) while being the tallest player itl and a 32 3pt%.

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

I’d rather have Will Grier or Malik start

Gonzo💣

@CaniacBombs

7 months

Please make Zappe the starter and trade Mac for anything. We need Caleb or Maye. And then trade whatever u can for a top 10 pick and draft a WR

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Him over Gonzo is deadass gonna be worse than Reagor over Jefferson

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

@slimerrefan

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Your pussy ass team is 0-3 against us

〽️arv 🥷🏾🩸

@marviemarv__

3 months

Cuz the Celtics are worse than what their record shows

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

15 days

He did this last year don’t worry it’ll be at 100 by the break

Ryan Garcia

@RyanGarciaESM

15 days

Alex Verdugo has a 145 wRC+ and the best strikeout-to-walk rate in baseball.

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

He’s not even halfway there yet Brady FC we chilling

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Rays Jays Brewers Marlins Win today

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

Scoreboard my friend

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@PFF_Nicky

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

27 days

Has this guy ever gone a day without whining about Brunson

KnicksMuse

@KnicksMuse

27 days

@wojespn Jalen Brunson having the most PPG out of any American this season means nothing I guess

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Ceiling: Prime Tyrod Taylor Median: Current Dobbs Floor: Tyler Huntley

Tek

@CookedByTek

3 months

Fill this out for me: Jayden Daniels: Ceiling: Median: Floor:

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

16 days

Just remembered Drake Maye is gonna be throwing TDs to Pop Douglas, Ja’Lynn Polk, and Luther Burden in 3 years and all my problems went away

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

It’s actually hilarious I’ve seen 3 think pieces in the last 5 minutes because we lost a game with 2 starters and a key bench player out

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@okcamar

2 months

fanbase that clinched the 1 seed in march flipping out on my timeline

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@notryanishimm

10 days

LMFAO THE ORANGE KNICKS FAN GETTING YELLED AT MY SECURITY

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@hawksucklol @JaysGotNext You guys shot 53/50 lmfao

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

14 days

Just turn into MVP Lamar year one got it

Tek

@CookedByTek

14 days

Predict Jayden Daniels stat line as a rookie I'll start: 3,400 yds passing, 1,000 yds rushing, 30 total TDs, 8 INT

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@notryanishimm

2 months

Might be the most unsimilar QB in the league compared to Mac

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@notryanishimm

3 months

Your 300 million dollar Cy Young pitcher can’t get a Gleyber Torres level player out. Wow

shawn

@possiblyimshawn

3 months

@Ken_Rosenthal devers had the same wrc+ and lower fwar than gleyber torres did last year yet you're putting him in the same category as trout and judge

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

How many weapons does Burrow need

Josh 🧑🏾‍🎤

@hawksucklol

7 months

Bengals need to shut him down for the year and tank for bowers or MHJ.

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@notryanishimm

7 months

@gothamfannn Playoff Strider

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@notryanishimm

1 month

@aydenfranco_ @alpacinogrunt below average DH

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@notryanishimm

7 months

@afterglowbikin I think JJettas just has perfected the art of aura

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@notryanishimm

3 months

@aydenfranco_ no you wouldn’t

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

2 months

Jayden throwing to Juju and Tyquan Thornton lmfao

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@lifestylebrazyy

2 months

Caleb throwing to DJ Moore and Keenan Allen while Drake gotta deal with Jahan and Dyami

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@notryanishimm

4 months

amar

@okcamar

4 months

Most dominant player of my lifetime lol just one or two runs and he will be remembered as one of the best to ever play

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@notryanishimm

2 months

I’m serious this might be better than ur rotation

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@notryanishimm

3 months

Allen is the second best QB in the playoffs itl lmfao

🤘🏽〽️🤙🏽(2ML)

@2monthslaterr

3 months

@WasabiTsunami94 It’s debatable. They both suck and underperform in the playoffs lmao

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

4 months

So we will take 13, 44, 77, ‘25 and ‘26 first AND seconds

Jack Jones🏄🏽‍♂️

@presidentjacc

4 months

J5 to da NATION

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@TkachukFanAcc 100 million to 30 year old Calvin Ridley Im all set Stefan

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@notryanishimm

3 months

You see that Brady commercial too?

Mina Kimes

@minakimes

3 months

The best to ever do it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@notryanishimm

3 months

How sad are you gonna be when he leaves this offseason

Ryan Garcia

@RyanGarciaESM

3 months

I’m not going to lie i have a smile that cannot go away every time i see Juan Soto in pinstripes

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@notryanishimm

3 months

LMFAOOOOOOO

karlita 🦷

@emptytrinketbox

3 months

@icespicee_ she’s pretty ??? i’m confused

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@notryanishimm

2 months

I can do this for each sport: Hockey: Nathan Horton, David Pastrnak Basketball: Rajan Rondo, Jayson Tatum Football: Tom Brady, Pop Douglas Baseball: David Ortiz, Trevor Story

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

2 months

The player who got Your favorite You into sports Player now Let's hear it 👂

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@BatemanFanAcc Caleb and Maye are 100% locks to go 1 and 2 and there have been way too many rumors that we love Jayden for us not to draft him

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@notryanishimm

7 months

Oh my god I completely forgot he was their coach lmfao

Tim Bontemps Foundation for Autistic Excellence

@DeathbyCeltics

7 months

Nick Nurse is fucking demon he legit told his scrubs to get out there and go 110%

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@notryanishimm

4 months

This was his best performance and legit no one talks about it he was masterful this game

Savage

@SavageSports_

4 months

Tom Brady should’ve had another. Super Bowl 52 the Patriots lose 41-33, but not due to Tom Brady’s performance. Brady went 28/48 for 505 yards and 3 touchdowns. He had a 115 rating. Danny Amendola caught 8 for 152. Rob Gronkowski caught 9 for 116 and 2 touchdowns.…

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

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@Jram2TBJ I mean you probably should but it’s an awful pick he was projected to go in like the 4th

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@andrewknowsball I helped catapult that league into stardom I was like the second person to join

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

It gets them Twitter likes

Josh 🧑🏾‍🎤

@hawksucklol

3 months

(When I say this I fully support Palestine) but why do every time I see someone say they don’t know what’s going on and ask what’s happening there’s some dickhead in the replies who try to shame them for not knowing what’s happening instead of informing them.

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@notryanishimm

22 days

Devers, Casas, Story, TON, Whitlock, and Pivetta all injured and we are 21 games into the season LMFAOOO

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@notryanishimm

3 months

Plants in apartment final boss

Jackson Frank

@jackfrank_jjf

3 months

Weak-ass bullshit. People love to talk about cities with big homeless populations like this. Homeless people aren’t dangerous and nobody should portray them like this.

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@notryanishimm

7 months

It’s the one stat that is flawless lmfao

Stef 🐯

@TkachukFanAcc

7 months

This is why wrc+ stinks

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Or maybe people are realizing a 24 year old QB with bad processing, cant hit receivers across the middle of the field, and is prone to taking massive hits isn’t the dream QB prospect

Stef 🐯

@TkachukFanAcc

3 months

Surprised it happened so quickly (I shouldn’t be) that people have now done a 360 on Jayden and they see him like they did when he was at ASU again, just comical Faux intellectualism but it’s how this app works

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@notryanishimm

4 months

Do you see the QB he is playing against???

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@PFF_Nicky

4 months

how can anyone root for josh allen he cries about EVERYTHING

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

7 months

Do you really need to ask this lol

Patsperfect

@Patsperfect_

7 months

Let me ask this again, Is Mac Jones the future of the Patriots franchise?

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

28 days

Center on the cover of Madden it might generate 37 total sales

MLFootball

@_MLFootball

28 days

🚨🚨THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN🚨🚨 Madden 25 cover of #Rams legend Aaron Donald and #Eagles icon Jason Kelce is a thing of beauty 🔥🔥🔥

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@notryanishimm

7 months

Doesn’t take away from the fact he’s still right

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@TkachukFanAcc

7 months

Trolling an 8 AB sample size like what lmfao

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@notryanishimm

17 days

He’s so bad I’m so excited he’s going 2 man

Stef 🐯

@TkachukFanAcc

17 days

Jayden has been hated on at every turn so it couldn’t be less surprising it’s still happening Out of HS, when he transferred, prior to his 5th year, during this year, right before & right after he won the Heisman, during all of pre draft Once again he will prove everyone wrong

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Ryan

@notryanishimm

3 months

Dude I would kill a baby for this offseason and Yankee fans are giving in Bs lmfao

Talkin' Yanks

@TalkinYanks

3 months

What grade do you give the Yankees for these offseason additions? Juan Soto, Alex Verdugo, Trent Grisham, Marcus Stroman, Victor Gonzalez, Caleb Ferguson

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@notryanishimm

2 months

@BatemanFanAcc @Truevillany You seriously think Mayo isn’t just gonna follow what Bill taught him lmfao

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@notryanishimm

3 months

No he’s simply not good at the game of basketball and people realize that

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@lfcf14

3 months

i think the only thing SGA has going against him is name recognition in mainstream media, cuz i think if you said steph curry was averaging 31/6/7/2/1 on 65% TS on a top-3 team in basketball he's easily running away with MVP

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@notryanishimm

3 months

I think you mean “winners”