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Monsieur Pat Bateman

@notreallykaz

4 years

Kanye said “ I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners. “ felt that on a God level.

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Monsieur Pat Bateman

@notreallykaz

5 months

I just know she's fun, definitely no wife material but she'll bring a lot of fun and thrill in your life

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@Ludola_

5 months

sun out,bumz out

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Feminists will look at you with a straight face, right in the eyes, and tell you that there's a wife somewhere in them

STRAPPED! | Hip-Hop/Rap News

@STRAPPEDUS

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Playboi Carti just shared this on his Instagram Story 🎥

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@mihletshemese Hayi marn wena I was actually waiting on John Cena fr there😭💀

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5 months

@kwets11 Perfect one for when uMama womzi is acting up😭🤞🏽

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Never a dull moment when in company with hoes tho, don't get me wrong

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@Lay_taylorr @nnekaylaa The only one that matters

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@MarcioJodi 😂 you can try, but she knows that ain't her natural habitat

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1 year

Man said “ aight then “

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@SamueILFC

1 year

Someone needs to wind up Darwin Nunez at HT to get him fired up in the 2nd half.

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3 months

My bro just called me telling me about the Valentine's Day they had at their sister school . Asked him if he had a valentine's and he told me her name, Hannah. Then I asked him if he's into yt girls and his reply "of course, all black girls do is ask me for airtime and data" 😭

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1 year

This that new manager bounce

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@News24

1 year

ESKOM LIVE | SA may reach Stage 1 load shedding by Sunday

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15 days

@MeeZy_PoLoGanG Technically there isn't, just cause some bum ends up marrying her doesn't mean she suddenly becomes wife material. Someone can be married and still not be marriage material

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1 year

Do people really love KFC this much? 😂 always thought lento ka KFC on twitter is some sort of code name

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Losing 7-0 to a team outside the top 3 is what’s really crazy here

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 🇵🇸

@Bangzz_world

1 year

7-0 and not cracking the top 3 is crazy 🤣🤣🤣 you’re still shit

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3 months

Where is he when you need him 😭😭😭😭

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@notreallykaz

3 months

The nigga is in grade 5 bro 😭😭😭 so these girls are doing this shit at such an early age???😭

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@notreallykaz

16 days

@Darth3615 😭 I be genuinely wondering who they're fooling man, us or they actually believe that nonsense

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@notreallykaz

7 months

Dad selfies kinda my thing

baptista

@heybaptista

7 months

we all have these types of photos yeah?

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6 months

Wizkid cooked with Made In Lagos

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1 year

Snatch the ring then hit her with the

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@Naija_PR

1 year

Now, this is really hurtful.😩🥺

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1 year

Crashing a car with a baddie on the passenger seat is probably my top 1 worst fear

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@unf_ckwitable_ I'm not even a teensy weensy bit worried about them, ma'am 😂

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@LoveAllFearNon3 #realshit

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@myfaultOG23 @MasterJ202 Bro didn’t get the memo

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4 years

@slimethree___ Gents don’t care at all

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@notreallykaz

18 days

He's rich and famous, she's a clout chasing whore. It's not difficult to understand

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@starboydiablo

19 days

How the hell did Druski pull Rubi Rose??

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@notreallykaz

2 months

How bout two

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5 years

@Loyi_Msi @ItsMbasa yho ndinentloko

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@notreallykaz

6 months

Would've been 8 too if he didn't push that other nigga to the finish line. What a guy

𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝

@WfromDeBall

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Monsieur Pat Bateman

@notreallykaz

2 months

The woman who said no when he asked for her number after finding out who he is:

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@historyinmemes

2 months

Cristiano tricked people into believing he's poor just to see how many people would play with him

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@notreallykaz

2 months

One of the things I'm most jealous of is the people who got to witness MJ's career from the beginning to the end. Growing up at that time had to be special man

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@historyinmemes

2 months

Listen to Michael Jackson's real voice with no autotune

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@notreallykaz

5 months

I thought Rockstar released another trailer 😭😭

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@notreallykaz

2 months

No one's driving 240km/h with me inside the car bro. Ndehlise ndibambe iUber

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@ayanda100000

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@hlovo_ Crazy

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5 months

@SodaSiz 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 too accurate

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8 months

This what she wants

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@notreallykaz

2 months

👁️👁️👁️👁️

Nottobefuckedwith🪔💣

@MoonHasGuns

2 months

Let’s see you wearing your spectacles 🫶🏾👓

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@notreallykaz

8 months

Bro said it’s okay for non-attractive women to get mashed up 😭😭😭

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@Jcoldwit_it

8 months

He beat this up!? Give that man the book!!!!!

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11 months

Rapists rn

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Monsieur Pat Bateman

@notreallykaz

2 months

First bracket - Mbappe Second bracket - Vini Third bracket - Foden Fourth bracket - Saka None of these guys are in the same bracket. Every footballer is Mbappe's son

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@manlikeakin

2 months

foden is in the same bracket as vini and mbappe stop comparing him to guys like saka man

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@notreallykaz

1 year

2016 you will always be famous

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@_DITRHipHop

1 year

Lockjaw French Montana ft. Kodak Black (2016)

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@notreallykaz

11 months

Man they’re having a hoe-off 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you CANNOT make this up

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@notreallykaz

1 month

Quantum. No other vehicle comes close

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@leliibaby

2 months

what car has aura?

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@notreallykaz

5 months

Having a hoe mom gotta be the absolute worst shit ever my dawg 😭😭😭😭😭 I would've found a way to really do some damage on that nigga if I was the kid

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@Runiktv

5 months

MY BAD BRUH I AIN’T KNOW THAT WAS YO MAMA 💀💀

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1 year

If that kid is now racist I get it

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Nah the hype that the Grey High away fixture had at Queen’s was crazy 😂 you’d swear the whole school was going on holiday and if you weren’t going niggas would make sure to remind you 😭

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@notreallykaz

1 year

I swear the only youngsters I’ve seen who recognize Messi as the goat are players who come from La Masia

Arsenal Buzz

@ArsenalBuzzCom

1 year

🗣️| Bukayo Saka: “Growing up, my favourite player was Cristiano Ronaldo. Everyone used to do the same stance as him and the same celebrations. Of course it's difficult to model yourself on him because he's one of the best to ever play football and with his stature.” [ @England ]

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@notreallykaz

1 year

“ I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks “ nahhh my boy 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽

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@notreallykaz

22 days

Niggas rn are looking at this GIF thinking to themselves " he's a pro footballer isn't he? " Jude ( 20 y/o) had the composure to make this first touch under the pressure of Rodri who is the best CDM itw rn, in a QF UCL game against arguably the best team itw rn at their own turf

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@notreallykaz

2 months

Whenever someone uses this "😅😂" combination, they themselves know they just said the dumbest shit ever

Mara. 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

@KhanyaSimzz

2 months

🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

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4 months

Seeing huns bullying her and saying she's too old to be doing this stuff which is crazy because she is STILL hotter than most of yall

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

4 months

Minnie Dlamini show off her body..🔥🔥

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2 months

Everyone gangster till 50 of his villagers pull up hunting you down

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@CELLPHONECRYING

2 months

all im saying is he wouldnt talk to me like that

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Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

1 year

I think we all agree 😫🤝

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4 years

@mm_mokoena Go sanitize

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@iheartOaklnd In due time boss😂

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11 months

Paid promo

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@braylon125

1 year

black men gotta realize no one in this world got our back like black women do.

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This girl just posted her Apple Music Replay and her top 5 artists are all gospel singers and groups, I just know she's the worst person you could ever come across

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City vs Spurs you will always be famous

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1 year

One day y’all will stop disrespecting Salah. In his worst season btw

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6 months

Y'all's brains need to be studied man. I want to know what makes you guys think the world revolves around you

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6 months

Unrelated but related,I saw a TikTok where someone was explaining a method men use to trick women into accepting less. For example,if he gives you 100% from day one then drops to 90%,you'll feel it. Then he'll start giving you 95% and you'll be happy-

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Only ever seen this shit done by CR7 and NFL players

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" standards " is just a myth if she into you fr

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@Whotfismick

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it's not the place, it's the person

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11 months

Dawg what is even boyfriend dick. Ngathi yonke into that’s “ boyfriend “ related is not a good sign. Boyfriend dick, boyfriend material, yonke nje

🍉Rushé 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

@Rushe_C

1 year

Going from that boyfriend dick to something bigger is so wild 😭😭 You really have to get used to it again.

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You niggas thought Osama was broke when he was moving the way he was?

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@slimeu4yasoul

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This shit blowing my mind rn. This nigga was a millionaire the whole time?

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@pinkguccisocks It's actually sad 😭 the state of the youth

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1 month

Women will look at you dead ass in the eyes and tell you that she can still be a wife material

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@Ludola_

5 months

trade mark.

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Can't tell me you'd watch this and NOT be racist af if you were white

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4 years

@LintixP Embrace your L sis

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@notreallykaz

1 year

This season is wraps. We sign a couple of midfielders and we’re winning the UCL and league next season

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@notreallykaz

6 months

2 strokes in and you already know you gonna have to change your whole play style, tactics and your approach to the game

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@Kwizera_sa

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Prepped a low block and everything just to concede in the first 5 minutes

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@notreallykaz

2 years

That deadbeat line tho 😭😭😭😭

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@2022AFRICA

2 years

Landrose literally eating up every local rapper out here

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Bra, take it and move 😭

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1 year

This y’all chef? 🥴

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@notreallykaz

6 months

Don't pray for these dumb mfs

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@MisterMiracle14

6 months

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Some women are not good people. Pray for Tristan bro, he don’t deserve this lmaoooo

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@notreallykaz

11 months

Bro is wearing the colours of his national flag and the flag is behind him but they still fuck it up

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@Utd_Xtra_

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🇸🇪 @ChrisEriksen8

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@notreallykaz

2 months

Apple's iPhone design has to be the most successful experiment of a human's sheep behaviour

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2 months

The iPhone 16 launch is 6 months away!

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Nah the word choice is pure evil

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@notreallykaz

5 months

Damn💔💔💔 guess my plan to leave my iPhone in the fucking freezer for 13 hours is off the table now

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@Bongz_fitness

5 months

IPhone 15 Pro max VS Samsung S23 ultra Comparison is mind blowing 🤯

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1 year

They way they’re desperately passing the ball to him like “ nigga do something damn “ 😂😂😂

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1 year

@mihletshemese Hayi hayi

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@notreallykaz

8 months

Y’all so miserable

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@Donna_Cruise

8 months

One thing successful black women will do is have a baby by a loser.

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Even took the picture with the flash on to let him know what’s up 😭😭😭

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@theylovesbu

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Ebehlupha lomjita 😭😭

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@notreallykaz

11 months

Nah I’m too childish to hold a serious conversation with someone with this kinda accent I’m sorry

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@AvelaMAwisa

11 months

Guys 😂😂😂😂 This accent

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Sometimes you guys forget we live in South Africa

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@buhlesrevenge

1 year

Gold Reef City would slap if it opened at night, like in the movies

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4 months

Ain't nobody looking at that happiness

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9 months

People who are talking smack about him in the QRTs are just telling me they started watching football after 2016. Real ones know prime Higuain was different

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Gonzalo Higuaín after his final game as professional football player. 🤍🥲 #Higuain @MLS 🎥⤵️

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@notreallykaz

2 months

And we beat United and Villa so you make top 4. Sounds like a great deal to me

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@Szoboszlord

2 months

Spurs, I have a proposition for Anfield:

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@notreallykaz

7 months

SA twitter gotta be the the wildest fr

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@grey990s

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Thought that nigga who tweeted about hating his girl was trolling. That nigga bio say South Africa he deadass

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@notreallykaz

1 year

I get the logic behind this thought but I feel like if you’re really actually HIM she’ll want a relationship with you cause she’ll want you all to herself 😂 idk man

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@notreallykaz

4 years

Stop assuming a woman is always behind a man’s success.

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@ogimerlin

4 years

stop assuming a man is always behind a women's glow

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@notreallykaz

1 year

They do Salah in the Prem like how they do Vini in LaLiga

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6 months

Gtfoh man, no black man forced you to have to be with them. You can date a fucking fish and niggas still wouldn't care ffs

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@crackdaya

6 months

never dating another nigga again like i’m sorry no one hates black women more than black men and i won’t be subjected to it

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@notreallykaz

6 months

Taking it too and hope she comes back with a G wagon

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@_Lepokisi

6 months

You punish your teenage daughter by taking her phone away and she rebelliously comes back with an iPhone 15 Pro Max the following day. Wyd?

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@notreallykaz

1 year

Y’all really creative when it comes scaring the hoes

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@Avigeek96

1 year

Y'all bath everyday?

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@notreallykaz

5 months

Pinned tweet kills me. I'm telling yall about these people

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@notreallykaz

2 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 that laugh? I woulda had to throw hands dawg

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@StokeyyG2

2 months

Enzo Fernandez was fuming 😂😂😂

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@notreallykaz

7 months

He is just like me, respectful

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@ukange_davidx

7 months

Why is Rema scared to grab ice spice a$$! Ruger can’t be in this situation and not show the Kogi boy in him!

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@notreallykaz

5 months

You know you're wrong if you don't say Xhosa

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@hgh4hours

5 months

Which tribe has the most beautiful women in South Africa?

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@notreallykaz

7 months

If I was a woman I'd want women too. Beautiful creatures those ones

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1 year

I just wanna know how you’re not banned from this app bro

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@notreallykaz

1 month

Listen man, Foden is closer to John McGinn than he is to Kylian

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@itsa90mingame

1 month

Foden is in the Mbappe - Haaland tier man i’m done listening to these clowns on my tl

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@notreallykaz

2 years

When that “ Jude Bellingham to Real Madrid. Here we go! “ drops. <<<

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2 years

People who think we're getting Bellingham are in for a very rude awakening

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