theres a woman that comes onto my work, she’s defo in her 30s, and every tuesday she buys 7 different celebrity gossip sleazy tabloid mags like im talking the national enquirer, OK! etc. she says that she reads a diff one in the bath every night of the week with a cigarette
seriously can’t believe the most notable scottish characters in popular media are Shrek, Fat Bastard, groundskeeper willie, the cast of trainspotting and now that Martha off baby reindeer we are cooked as a country
mind you and your pal would go to the shop n buy like 2 bottles of juice each, a bag a sweeties, chocolate, crisps n that and then post it on fb like that “The Nights Munch!xxx”
ok i’ll say it. i feel bad for grimes. she’s just a poor meth head who thought it would be kunty boots kontroversial to have a supervillain boyfriend and clearly thought she was special in his eyes. now shes just a birthing vessel in his white baby production lab
just got offered the council house of my dreams !!!!!!!!!!! never thought ad be this happy aboot getting a flat in springburn LMFAO but cant stop crying 😭😭😭
this guy having multiple tiktoks putting on a full performance of how he would be if his kids were found dead is such an insight into the average UK male psyche. british men are the most anxious and paranoid people ever
in scotland … there is no alcohol outside a curfew … the biggest city glasgow , drinking in the street is an immediate fine … if you do not reach the 10 o’clock shop on time you will dial a booze
Often Boomer and Gen Z look down on Millennial together. They exchange meaningful glances when she victimises herself. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the Gen Z from the Millennial’s fate.
Zarah quotes the Prime Minister’s own racist words, and the Minister tells her to lower her tone and accuses her of shouting at her?
What a world we live in.
asylum seekers rights are human rights. solidarity to everyone in the southside standing up against violent forced evictions, the people united will never be defeated !!!
boys like this actual just mind their business, get taxis really short distances, wear loads of aftershave and sell u score bits . also the use of the phrase “dont try and hit on me” would never leave any of their mouths cos they dont talk like they got taught english by US telly
i really try to be a peaceful person & let the past be in the past but see when i think about the way i have let managers at minimum wage jobs in the past speak to me it honestly makes me so raging at maself for taking their shite
he went from calling me princess habibti and giving me free samples of food and coffee while he works in his uncles lebanese restaurant to pushing me down the stairs at G-A-Y late because he heard the opening trumpets of rain on me
fuck captain tom fuck princess di fuck the queen fuck gazza fuck the lineker brothers big up donatella versace, the dolmio family, robert de niro, lady gaga, icardi and saint thomas aquinas 😍❤️🇮🇹🍝🤌
when i moved to london i met a few people who told me something along the lines of their mum votes green party but their dad votes tory and i’ve since met many women who will grow up to be those mothers
when you make out like both sides of the old firm are as bad as the other you’re blatantly ignoring the long history of irish catholic oppression in this country & the legacy that it has left us with today . ofc in modern times its not as bad but i think people really need to -
minimum wage service jobs be like: welcome to our loving family you will now dream about work 4 times a week and be pushed to your absolute physical & emotional limits in order to feed & clothe yourself
so lovely seeing lots of old virtual friends on here . for any1 that cares since i’ve been on a twitter break i’ve been getting lots of therapy and doing lots of hanging about with my higher self ! on that note, i’m ready 2 tell yous : i am gay 🏳️🌈🏴🧚♀️🥭🛼🦨🍄🌙🕯
omg wtf the bus drivers at victoria coach station have just took me off a bus of all men who were travelling together and put me on a bus maself cos they didnt want me to get hassled🥺🥺🥺
i seriously dont know what is worse about making this, if he actually has a daughter or if he is pretending to have one … by any means the BBC need to cast him in a 3 part police drama or something before he goes full bonkers
@biggieteuchter
i curate cultural moments and present them in small digestible chunks for the masses and the public sees my vision for what it is and i am rewarded
scotch pie & beans £3 wae veggi & vegan options yes it looks like it would be wanky but how is this inaccessible are we not allowed things that look nice ?
YES Ugly bitches
Meghan Markle HAS MANY NAMES 😭😍🔥
Y'all can call HER :
THE Duchess of Sussex
Princess Henry of Wales
Countess Of Dumbarton
Baroness Of Kilkeel
nawwww i told my wee sister that ACAB meant all cats are beautiful and she’s just turned up to my grans with her new bag that she’s decorated to take to the beach today 😭😭😭
quite random that like a cutla generations ago weans got belted in school for fuck all no wonder these disturbed battered weans grew up and ruined the world
years ago a cunt i used to work with went on a staff night out and sucked a lassie we worked withs toes at a gaff and then pure put in the staff gc way supervisors n shit “just sucked *the lassies* toes” then no cunt replied & like 2 hours later put in “fucked it sorry troops”
scotrail’s ^angus CLAPS BACK at terfy ignoramus and we are *living* for it! could the personification of a public transport service as a liberal be enough to redeem THAT reputation? … take our “Which Scotrail Twitter Admin Are You?” quiz below!
if ur searched & this is found on you the situation WILL be escalated, there is no novelty in carrying one of these especially as a visibly marginalised person. its so irresponsible to promote these especially after so publicly provoking polis in an already overpoliced area ?
i’m not the girl you’ll end up with but 10 years from now you just might randomly remember me and think “christ alive i can’t believe i ever went near her”
if i had unlimited money u absolutely knowwwww i’d just be touring colleges and unis doing random HNC’s and short courses in everything . philosophy jewellery making mechanical engineering environmental studies psychotherapy history of design astrophysics creative computing etc
Bouncer rejected me from a bar, from what I - and my Glaswegian friends - can make out, seemingly solely because of my accent.
Have to say it’s the most hostile Glasgow has felt in a full week. Nationalism is a hell of a drug.