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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
theres a woman that comes onto my work, she’s defo in her 30s, and every tuesday she buys 7 different celebrity gossip sleazy tabloid mags like im talking the national enquirer, OK! etc. she says that she reads a diff one in the bath every night of the week with a cigarette
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@normaltiffany
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2 years
random guys on twitter are so funny
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@normaltiffany
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2 years
ok meet me at the bin in 5 minutes to sharpen our pencils
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 months
seriously can’t believe the most notable scottish characters in popular media are Shrek, Fat Bastard, groundskeeper willie, the cast of trainspotting and now that Martha off baby reindeer we are cooked as a country
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
mind you and your pal would go to the shop n buy like 2 bottles of juice each, a bag a sweeties, chocolate, crisps n that and then post it on fb like that “The Nights Munch!xxx”
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
i luv when u get a whiff of something random in the air that smells like August 12th 2009 4:55pm 55.8918° N, 4.2315° W
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
marge simpson when homer gets back from moe’s and starts strangling bart again:
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Tam sellic son
2 years
That baldy bastards dain ma box in
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
10 months
ok i’ll say it. i feel bad for grimes. she’s just a poor meth head who thought it would be kunty boots kontroversial to have a supervillain boyfriend and clearly thought she was special in his eyes. now shes just a birthing vessel in his white baby production lab
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
8 months
only just clocked now that this womans weans are called brock, button, kalin & kreed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 XL bully type of names
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
just got offered the council house of my dreams !!!!!!!!!!! never thought ad be this happy aboot getting a flat in springburn LMFAO but cant stop crying 😭😭😭
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
screaming that lil nas x tweeted this
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
for £285 i will come to ur gaff dressed as a sexy grinch and call you a loser in front of your wife and then drink a glass of wine with her
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
6 months
i supported her when i thought she hated they/thems unprovoked
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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Happy Birthday, Hunter Schafer!
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
people who take heroin are in a vunerable position and need support; people who litter are just aresholes, hope this helps 👍
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Dan McCroskrie
3 years
In Scotland, someone could be fined £80 for littering but just given a warning for possession of heroin. The state of Scotland under the SNP.
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
just got hate crimed in the form of ebay parcel packaging
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
fs 20 quid for a sausage roll & a bottle a juice is a bit much
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Luuk
3 years
Fucking score
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
1 year
this guy having multiple tiktoks putting on a full performance of how he would be if his kids were found dead is such an insight into the average UK male psyche. british men are the most anxious and paranoid people ever
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
1 year
in scotland … there is no alcohol outside a curfew … the biggest city glasgow , drinking in the street is an immediate fine … if you do not reach the 10 o’clock shop on time you will dial a booze
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
8 months
Often Boomer and Gen Z look down on Millennial together. They exchange meaningful glances when she victimises herself. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the Gen Z from the Millennial’s fate.
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
not just saying this cos im mwi and have ran out of booze but it’s actually criminal that scotland has an alcohol curfew
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
merry christmas from springburn!
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
@crumbofpuss its just not the same as a tangible copy of the magazine tho eh
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3 years
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@JayRSocials
JabulaniSocials
1 year
quote this with a conversation with your parent
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2 years
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
i could never be an MP. i’d be throwing maself across they green couches to grab a clump of hair out that torys scalp
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Samayya
3 years
Zarah quotes the Prime Minister’s own racist words, and the Minister tells her to lower her tone and accuses her of shouting at her? What a world we live in.
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
wee guys who were class at geography and capital cities n that coz of watching european football were the backbone of quiz teams in school
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3 years
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
6 months
she joined the provisional IRSlay to serve bombshell and assassinate lord cuntbatten at the mothermore peninsula in cunty sligo
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
asylum seekers rights are human rights. solidarity to everyone in the southside standing up against violent forced evictions, the people united will never be defeated !!!
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
boys like this actual just mind their business, get taxis really short distances, wear loads of aftershave and sell u score bits . also the use of the phrase “dont try and hit on me” would never leave any of their mouths cos they dont talk like they got taught english by US telly
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alex 🪼🩵🕊️
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"I heard you're gay well don't try and hit on me"
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
i bought the wee house on an island bowl
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
some of you were donating £5 to richard branson at the start of the pandemic i havent forgot
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
i really try to be a peaceful person & let the past be in the past but see when i think about the way i have let managers at minimum wage jobs in the past speak to me it honestly makes me so raging at maself for taking their shite
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
i lova de italy i eata the pizza i drinka the bellini 😍 🇮🇹
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 months
he went from calling me princess habibti and giving me free samples of food and coffee while he works in his uncles lebanese restaurant to pushing me down the stairs at G-A-Y late because he heard the opening trumpets of rain on me
@saintmacklin
macklin
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The country of Turkey MUST be stopped and I’m not kidding
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
a classic
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 months
he studied jack harlowfication at white boy swagger university and he passed with distinction i fear
@SaiB0i
sai | simon
2 months
now what’s going on here bc..
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
fuck captain tom fuck princess di fuck the queen fuck gazza fuck the lineker brothers big up donatella versace, the dolmio family, robert de niro, lady gaga, icardi and saint thomas aquinas 😍❤️🇮🇹🍝🤌
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2 years
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
MAMMY MIA😍😍😍😍😍
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
why does society always pit two bad bitches against each other ?
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
going down a really bad track right now :/ not mentally i’m just on a train to perth
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
1 year
when i moved to london i met a few people who told me something along the lines of their mum votes green party but their dad votes tory and i’ve since met many women who will grow up to be those mothers
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
when you make out like both sides of the old firm are as bad as the other you’re blatantly ignoring the long history of irish catholic oppression in this country & the legacy that it has left us with today . ofc in modern times its not as bad but i think people really need to -
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
4 months
from the country that gave us storybook glen and the £85 grinch are any of us really shocked at the willy wonka experience
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
bored might write an essay victim blaming madeleine mccann
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
minimum wage service jobs be like: welcome to our loving family you will now dream about work 4 times a week and be pushed to your absolute physical & emotional limits in order to feed & clothe yourself
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
my papa identifying the birds i see in london
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
he knicked my irn bru and let go of my hand
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
so lovely seeing lots of old virtual friends on here . for any1 that cares since i’ve been on a twitter break i’ve been getting lots of therapy and doing lots of hanging about with my higher self ! on that note, i’m ready 2 tell yous : i am gay 🏳️‍🌈🏴🧚‍♀️🥭🛼🦨🍄🌙🕯
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@bertiecauld
dellers 🇵🇸
1 year
how do you serve cunt in a scottish way?
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
omg wtf the bus drivers at victoria coach station have just took me off a bus of all men who were travelling together and put me on a bus maself cos they didnt want me to get hassled🥺🥺🥺
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
1 year
i seriously dont know what is worse about making this, if he actually has a daughter or if he is pretending to have one … by any means the BBC need to cast him in a 3 part police drama or something before he goes full bonkers
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
sorry but obsessed with this ice coffee posing as a “shit london guinness”
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tiffany
2 years
@biggieteuchter i curate cultural moments and present them in small digestible chunks for the masses and the public sees my vision for what it is and i am rewarded
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
scotch pie & beans £3 wae veggi & vegan options yes it looks like it would be wanky but how is this inaccessible are we not allowed things that look nice ?
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@daynamcalpine_
Dayna McAlpine
3 years
a new ‘traditional scottish’ caff has opened in leith and it only serves pie and beans
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 months
me, a fat rambling drug addict nutter, saying this
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
sorry but why are they such wee fken belters
@TheSun
The Sun
3 years
Population boom of the biggest rodents on Earth take over a suburb in Buenos Aires
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tiffany
3 years
literally could greet with joy any time a think about an independent scotland
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tiffany
3 years
cba with one of her titles genuinely being the “Countess of Dumbarton” 😭😭😭
@PaigeMASTERS5
Paige 🌸 Dr
3 years
YES Ugly bitches Meghan Markle HAS MANY NAMES 😭😍🔥 Y'all can call HER : THE Duchess of Sussex Princess Henry of Wales Countess Of Dumbarton Baroness Of Kilkeel
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
6 months
jenna marbles in a 2007/8 season no sponsor home top mentioned 🤗
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masseduction
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her nonbinary tea was valid
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10 months
@PrettyUglyArt like i called him a supervillain right there in the tweet
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tiffany
3 years
nawwww i told my wee sister that ACAB meant all cats are beautiful and she’s just turned up to my grans with her new bag that she’s decorated to take to the beach today 😭😭😭
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tiffany
9 months
how can i be anti-catholic, my bitch is taig
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3 years
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@tanutd_
Tanay
3 years
@SamanthaQuek @Cristiano No cocacola no alcohol no tattoos Such humble guy and yet people hate him
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tiffany
3 years
yasssssss
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tiffany
3 years
omg pure love that drake album
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@rhyscrilley
Rhys Crilley
3 years
Spotted in Glasgow today...
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tiffany
3 years
quite random that like a cutla generations ago weans got belted in school for fuck all no wonder these disturbed battered weans grew up and ruined the world
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3 years
i actual think that nosebleedfitz is kinda a scheme legend for saying she would batter that guy . middle class tears are juice to me
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tiffany
3 years
not being funny but full scale fuck the polis
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tiffany
3 years
years ago a cunt i used to work with went on a staff night out and sucked a lassie we worked withs toes at a gaff and then pure put in the staff gc way supervisors n shit “just sucked *the lassies* toes” then no cunt replied & like 2 hours later put in “fucked it sorry troops”
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
scotrail’s ^angus CLAPS BACK at terfy ignoramus and we are *living* for it! could the personification of a public transport service as a liberal be enough to redeem THAT reputation? … take our “Which Scotrail Twitter Admin Are You?” quiz below!
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
thinking about what they took from us 😔
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wee sisters first week of secondary school
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tiffany
3 years
just u stick to doing your podcasts and i’ll assemble the attires 👍
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tiffany
3 years
if ur searched & this is found on you the situation WILL be escalated, there is no novelty in carrying one of these especially as a visibly marginalised person. its so irresponsible to promote these especially after so publicly provoking polis in an already overpoliced area ?
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tiffany
3 years
🚨 | NEW: Meat is the ‘dead body’ of an animal
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tiffany
3 years
from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to gaza , victory to the intifada
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3 years
holy hell wowza bobowza ding a ling ding a ling *foghorn noises* RRRRRUFFF RUFF RUFFF wooowoowooowooowooo meeeeeow
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tiffany
3 years
im watching it in a pretty little thing ibiza fiat 500 kind of way
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tiffany
3 years
can’t believe that italy and argentina are going to win the euros & copa america 😍😍😍 for him 💙
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tiffany
3 years
if i had to see this pic of richard branson and elon musk with his toes out so do yous
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tiffany
2 years
my grandas already ruined it by turning up wearing a 1975 t shirt
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tiffany
1 year
catholic girls when their da is a protestant:
@bootleghomiee
👁yara👁
1 year
I hate going back home cuz I know that orange bastard is waiting for me
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tiffany
2 years
november is the perfect month for getting addicted to cocodamols
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
2 years
i’m not the girl you’ll end up with but 10 years from now you just might randomly remember me and think “christ alive i can’t believe i ever went near her”
Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them
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3 years
good morning!
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its all over ….
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@PopBase
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A baby was crowd-surfed at a Flo Rida concert.
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tiffany
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paul breach
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Illegal
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tiffany
2 years
if i had unlimited money u absolutely knowwwww i’d just be touring colleges and unis doing random HNC’s and short courses in everything . philosophy jewellery making mechanical engineering environmental studies psychotherapy history of design astrophysics creative computing etc
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@normaltiffany
tiffany
3 years
OMG Katie Price aka Jordan and her husband Peter are on my scotrail train to Dalmuir!
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tiffany
3 years
that pic of their sign is nice they should make it their cover photo
@tomhfh
Tom Harwood
3 years
Bouncer rejected me from a bar, from what I - and my Glaswegian friends - can make out, seemingly solely because of my accent. Have to say it’s the most hostile Glasgow has felt in a full week. Nationalism is a hell of a drug.
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why the actual fuck is a packet of crisps one pound and ten pence
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