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@saintmacklin

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former benevolent tyrant, current evil despot

NYC
Joined April 2013
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.
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@saintmacklin
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4 months
Just rejected all cookies on a website… OKAYYYYYYYY it’s giving skinny!
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@saintmacklin
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10 months
Awww he’s like the gay brother she always wanted 💕
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Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey together in new selfie.
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Jared Leto’s island cult is simply not discussed enough
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@saintmacklin
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5 months
Demi Lovato’s ex fiancé is currently having a mental breakdown on Instagram… LMFAOOOOO
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
Need this on a t-shirt so freaking bad
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
We need a slur for goldendoodles
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
The most unbelievable part of this Adam Levine cheating story is that he actually liked the name Sumner
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Obsessed with Y2K trend revivals because that means someday soon it will be ok to respond “kill yourself” to annoying people on the internet with again
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23 days
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history
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@saintmacklin
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5 months
4 months clean today 🫧💕💪🏻
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@saintmacklin
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1 month
JoJo Siwa releases a song called “Karma” and 5 days later OJ Simpson dies. How many letters in Karma? 5. Merely a coincidence.. perhaps, but ask yourself what is OJ spelled backwards and doubled? Exactly… “JOJO.” 🤔🤔
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
Kourtney Kardashian is gonna name her baby something stupid has hell to go along with her weirdo new goth adjacent vibe. I predict Skull, or maybe Drumstick. It will be very very bad.
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Did you know, that the line “show us your boobs” shouted to Cassie in Season 2, Episode 8 of Euphoria was not scripted? Yup it’s true! That was actually just Sam Levinson shouting a directorial note to Sydney Sweeney from off stage.
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
I am 6 months clean from WebMD today
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@saintmacklin
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4 months
I always knew this would be how he returned
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
Why are you as a man ordering delivery? Hunt for your food as nature intended.
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
Sorry but a lot of you need to prioritize your sexual health. Antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea is real and it will get you
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@saintmacklin
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10 months
Kate Bush when Kate Brazilian Wax walks in
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
Just gua sha’d
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Happy Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow. Thank you for this quote:
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@saintmacklin
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Obsessed with her
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
Kylie pegs.
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
Pretty Little Liars is absolutely insane. 1st episode one is fucking her English teacher, the other is putting the moves on her sisters boyfriend. Another one is having a lesbian awakening and the other two are kleptos. Absolutely delivering everything Riverdale tried to give.
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
I peaked in this moment. July 30th 2021 9:46am. It has been downhill ever since.
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@saintmacklin
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2 months
The baby LMFAO
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2 months
Craziest oomf ever just hard launched her 3rd trimester baby bump on Instagram even though I was def at the club with her in January
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
Another convo with my dad LMFAO
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1 year
quote this with a conversation with your parent
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
Everytime I open Peacock it tries to get me to watch Oppenheimer… girl I am here to watch Couple to Throuple please be serious
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@saintmacklin
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5 months
Might be fake… don’t care still funny kinda
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@kirazepam
kira phd
1 year
every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
And people were MAD
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@BiggestttHater
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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2 months
The country of Turkey MUST be stopped and I’m not kidding
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@saintmacklin
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22 days
@Hellosgirl12345 First of all this isn’t slander, it’s libel, so you clearly know NOTHING.
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2 years
I’m going to infiltrate. I must know more
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
I don’t want kids because I won’t love them if they are annoying
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
But no biopic for Addison Rae?
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 months
4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027. Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV. (Source: Deadline)
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@saintmacklin
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14 days
These mug shots of Bonnie and Clyde pretty much solidify my long held belief that they were NOT evil criminal masterminds but rather just another chaotic twink and down ass hag duo.
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
I turn 25 in a little over and month and let’s just say this frontal lobe needs to get MOVING if it plans on making that “fully developed” deadline
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Too many quote tweets being like “what is this???” Like babe, it’s Jared Leto’s cult it’s right there in the tweet
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@saintmacklin
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30 days
Tbh if my friends went on a trip without me, without even TELLING ME and the posted boomerangs clinking drinks in the harbor I wouldn’t have posted this psychotic series of reels. I would have live streamed my suicide. I am in genuine awe of her restraint.
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@PopCrave
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Taylor Swift fans caused seismic activity equivalent of a 2.3 magnitude earthquake during the #ErasTour shows in Seattle. 🔗:
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@saintmacklin
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This is Shoshanna from Girls
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Muted. People are putting Jared Leto’s birth chart in my mentions. Have some fucking decorum
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@saintmacklin
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24 days
Tennis is so in for this summer… pickleball is out btw, actually it’s not even out because it was never in. Something very very uncouth about it.
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
Drunk me so thoughtful for leaving this on my bedside table
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
Men with blonde hair
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@Terror_Alarm
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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Timothee and Kylie at the Golden Globes
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
A diva is kinda like the female version of a hustler if you think about it
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
If I’m not the funniest person you know then you simply know too many people. You’ve oversaturated the market!
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3 years
I’m down a rabbit hole
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
The other option is that she go FULL poosh and name it Matcha or Psilocybin.
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@saintmacklin
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4 months
I kinda love the bachelor. Not many TV shows are brave enough to ask if you would like to see a young beautiful cybersecurity consultant from Plano, Texas cry over a man she has spoken to a mere handful of times.
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@saintmacklin
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10 months
If she ever gets sober I will act like those men did when Tom Brady retired from the NFL
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
Queen Lizzie single just in time for hot girl summer. No doubt she will be throwing Royal ass on the throne
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@saintmacklin
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4 months
We already knew she wasn’t making through this night incident free. Real or contrived. There WILL be an Instagram story tomorrow. Know that.
@allurequinn
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4 months
some #GoldenGlobes tea😭😭 “i asked for a picture with him and she (kylie jenner) said no” – selena gomez “with timothee?” *selena nods*
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5 months
@watchseIgo Selena pfp… of course you’d come here to ruin everyone’s fun
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
Thank you Gen Z for bringing back 90s styles. Now bring back diet pills with meth in them
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@saintmacklin
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10 months
Guys I feel bad why is no one defending him
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
Update: Missouri Insta Baddies have entered the chat
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@saintmacklin
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3 months
I love his hot dogs
@luusssso
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Brazilian architect Oscar Niemeyer was an absolute master of the curve
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What was she trying to tell us?
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@saintmacklin
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11 months
Justice prevails. Drinks on me tonight.
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@kirazepam
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life
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Anyway… this is my dog josie who is NOT a goldendoodle
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Using the knowledge I have acquired on incel reddit to tell you guys this isn’t surgery but rather minoxidil and bronzing drops.
@marenyearly
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His doctor ate so bad 😭
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5 months
@PurpleCupcake95 I think it’s def fake but so so so funny given the context of his Malibu photoshoot
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3 years
Ok girlboss
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
Our father who art in Heaven hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us for our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
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The Sun reports that Taylor Swift and The 1975’s Matty Healy are dating.
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3 months
This is slut shaming men btw. Women who fuck line cooks are historically perfect
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2 years
Me trying to quickly identify the moral ramifications that stem from not tipping the barista with a semicolon tattoo on their non binary wrist when they flip the iPad thing towards me after pouring iced coffee from a pitcher into a cup and saying “oat milk is behind you”
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@patrickcmarcus
patrick 🍉
1 year
IM GOING TO SEE BEYONCÉ IN PARIS IN 6 WEEKS AND I DONT HAVE ANY OUTFITS SOMEONE HELP
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@saintmacklin
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2 years
Almost nothing is funnier than this Instagram post my dad made in 2018
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11 months
He wants me
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@POTUS
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If you haven't already – text me at (302) 404-0880. Tell me what's front of mind for you and your family this summer.
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Kelly Cutrone is the only living girl in New York
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JoJo Siwa will kill again.
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@saintmacklin
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1 year
And Lucia (hooker with bob) overcame the hardest and most challenging travesty of all btw (having a best friend who wants to be a singer)
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@Slatzism Some of these are actually nice work tbh, although it is EXTREMELY plastic surgery
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
As I just submitted my last ever final, and have now OFFICIALLY completed law school, I wanted to share some memories from the past three years 💕💕💕
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1 year
Why’d I just get a cease and desist from Kris Jenner?????
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Cant relate to her bc when I was 20 I was getting black out drunk off of 8.99 handles of raspberry flavored vodka 4 times a week and I literally did not gaf. No hangxiety, no shame, no scaries. just blasted Wasted by Tiesto in the shower every morning and kept it pushing.
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Pop Crave
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Olivia Rodrigo in ‘GUTS’ track, “ballad of a homeschooled girl”: “Everything I do is tragic // Every guy I like is gay // The morning after I panic // Oh God, what did I say?”
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2 years
@Rana_Ibrahim777 Sounds like you’re in it
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2 years
Literally everything else is very par for the course for Weird Little Men with Lots of Tattoos™️ and idk any of you care at all
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2 years
I actually would be willing to pay someone minimum wage* to proof read my tweets going forward *not NYC minimum wage… rural Idaho minimum wage you greedy bastards
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@saintmacklin
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3 years
My internet presence is similar to careers of Vincent Van Gogh, Emily Dickinson or Franz Kafka, tortured and misunderstood. I assume, like them, my message will become clear after my death but until then, I remain an enigma.
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@ang5elina Me to the cookies
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@calibandaughter @emlikethebook DO YOU REALLY HAVE YOU ASK???? HAHAHAAHHA
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