NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.
Obsessed with Y2K trend revivals because that means someday soon it will be ok to respond “kill yourself” to annoying people on the internet with again
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history
JoJo Siwa releases a song called “Karma” and 5 days later OJ Simpson dies. How many letters in Karma? 5. Merely a coincidence.. perhaps, but ask yourself what is OJ spelled backwards and doubled? Exactly… “JOJO.” 🤔🤔
Kourtney Kardashian is gonna name her baby something stupid has hell to go along with her weirdo new goth adjacent vibe. I predict Skull, or maybe Drumstick. It will be very very bad.
Did you know, that the line “show us your boobs” shouted to Cassie in Season 2, Episode 8 of Euphoria was not scripted? Yup it’s true! That was actually just Sam Levinson shouting a directorial note to Sydney Sweeney from off stage.
Pretty Little Liars is absolutely insane. 1st episode one is fucking her English teacher, the other is putting the moves on her sisters boyfriend. Another one is having a lesbian awakening and the other two are kleptos. Absolutely delivering everything Riverdale tried to give.
4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027.
Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV.
(Source: Deadline)
These mug shots of Bonnie and Clyde pretty much solidify my long held belief that they were NOT evil criminal masterminds but rather just another chaotic twink and down ass hag duo.
Tbh if my friends went on a trip without me, without even TELLING ME and the posted boomerangs clinking drinks in the harbor I wouldn’t have posted this psychotic series of reels. I would have live streamed my suicide. I am in genuine awe of her restraint.
I kinda love the bachelor. Not many TV shows are brave enough to ask if you would like to see a young beautiful cybersecurity consultant from Plano, Texas cry over a man she has spoken to a mere handful of times.
Our father who art in Heaven hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us for our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
Me trying to quickly identify the moral ramifications that stem from not tipping the barista with a semicolon tattoo on their non binary wrist when they flip the iPad thing towards me after pouring iced coffee from a pitcher into a cup and saying “oat milk is behind you”
Cant relate to her bc when I was 20 I was getting black out drunk off of 8.99 handles of raspberry flavored vodka 4 times a week and I literally did not gaf. No hangxiety, no shame, no scaries. just blasted Wasted by Tiesto in the shower every morning and kept it pushing.
Olivia Rodrigo in ‘GUTS’ track, “ballad of a homeschooled girl”:
“Everything I do is tragic // Every guy I like is gay // The morning after I panic // Oh God, what did I say?”
I actually would be willing to pay someone minimum wage* to proof read my tweets going forward
*not NYC minimum wage… rural Idaho minimum wage you greedy bastards
My internet presence is similar to careers of Vincent Van Gogh, Emily Dickinson or Franz Kafka, tortured and misunderstood. I assume, like them, my message will become clear after my death but until then, I remain an enigma.