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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Watching nationals and thinking about how I could definitely throw some of these turns

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@noamgum

2 years

Ultimate Baseball 🤝 Archaic takes on "unwritten rules" for players to adhere to making the game less marketable and popular

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@noamgum

4 years

Excited for pro athletes to play in front of no fans so they get the ultimate frisbee experience

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@noamgum

2 years

Would you say it was “b team excellence” when you got belligerently drunk at u17 players you were coaching and attempted to give alcohol to u20 women’s players resulting in a USAU ban?

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

What's up Being Ulti Twitter my name's Stefan (he/him) and I got the account for the week and I'm stoked! Gonna talk about B team excellence, frisbee culture as a whole, my experience with frisbee all over the place, and pretty much whatever the hell people wanna talk about.

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@noamgum

1 year

If you’re USAU or the AUDL you should pay this man to post literally every single time he’s gonna play ultimate idc if it’s a fucking pickup game every single time as much money as it takes

Marques Brownlee

@MKBHD

1 year

For those of y’all new here, yes my bio is real - I am an active pro ultimate frisbee player, for New York's @EmpireUltimate Empire is currently 7-0, with the hardest part of our season coming up. Home game vs Boston this Friday. Come out and see a game! My teammates are filthy

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@noamgum

2 years

Ulti friends, I am creating a newsletter to highlight people and stories that don't receive enough coverage and to provide a new outlet in our sport. If that sounds interesting to you please subscribe and share to anyone else who may be interested!

The Breakside | Noam | Substack

Advancing and deepening the coverage of ultimate. Click to read The Breakside, by Noam, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

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@noamgum

2 years

Amen. Next time you wanna call someone a horrible person on Twitter/Reddit because they talk down on 95% of ultimate players maybe think about the actual human sitting at their regular 9-5 job the day after the tourney reading dozens of fellow ultimate players shitting on them

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@noamgum

2 months

If USAU bought a field complex and held most of its premier events there, how long would it take for that to be cost-effective? Esp if they were renting it out too in the meantime?

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@noamgum

1 year

Sending this one to the masses instead of the circle now

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@noamgum

2 years

Threw a Callahan 🤩

Noam

@noamgum

2 years

Boutta give some washed up alums the clamps

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@noamgum

3 years

My new motto: float like a butterfly sting like a college open player with limited body control

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@noamgum

2 years

Omg commentators SHUT UP ABOUT SPIKING

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@noamgum

11 months

I know that engaging like this is a bad idea, AND YET: the kind of both side-ism being displayed by Brodie in this situation is so lame and makes the little journalism ethics watchdog that lives inside me start yelling and screaming. If you have a platform like Brodie and (1/x)

Brodie Smith

@Brodiesmith21

11 months

Was asked to provide my platform for some FPO players to share their thoughts on Natalie Ryan competing this weekend in FPO. I’ll share the video when it gets released for those that missed the livestream on Instagram.

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@noamgum

1 year

PUL Power Rankings: 1. Pleiades 2. Surge 3. Radiance 4. Gridlock

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@noamgum

2 years

Experiencing cognitive dissonance watching my coaches play ultimate for their own teams. Kinda fucked they have their own lives and goals??? 🤔

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@noamgum

14 days

You sky two people on universe. You stare them both down. You spike it inches away from both of them. You immediately get a yellow card. In what world would you go ask an observer why that happened lmfao

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@noamgum

2 years

Genuinely though I don’t want to hear any more shit about DIII esp womens div having “too many turns” to be invested in cause we are all tuned into this beautiful mess of a game

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@noamgum

2 years

Just passed the city where Percy Jackson defeated Kronos (New York City) turns out it’s real??

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Noam

@noamgum

2 years

Gonna just start showing up to canceled ultimate tournaments and declaring myself champion

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@noamgum

1 year

Surge fans are talking a lot of shit for a pro team that lost to a college team

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@noamgum

1 year

hot takes: picking where to go to school to play ultimate is a good reason to pick a school and (as others have said) UNC and triangle ulti being good is because of youth investment

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@noamgum

2 years

Dawg I WAS ON THAT TEAM I’m happy you’ve made your peace with TU and can continue to be involved but clearly you are not aware of the impact that season had on everyone involved

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

answer to but im not gonna let some child who knows nothing about what happened that night flame me on the internet. Is it A team excellence to go to nationals and fuck your exes teammate with her in the other room? who knows who can say? but im sure the person who "busted me"

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@noamgum

3 years

Yeah you could say I’m a big game player

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@noamgum

2 years

What do you say in the worlds halftime huddle down 8-1

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@noamgum

8 months

“Any contact was after I had a hand on the disc” I’m BEGGING anyone in the men’s division to read the rules

Noam

@noamgum

8 months

Another men’s div masterclass in body control and safe play 🫡😤💯🔥

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@noamgum

2 months

Heinous sideline etiquette @NCSUalpha @cutrules

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@noamgum

29 days

We are still in the dark ages of ultimate. You cannot watch this video and come away with any other conclusion

Chase Daniel

@ChaseDaniel

29 days

Dan focuses on the macro of NFL playbooks....check out the micro as I breakdown 1 of the 700 plays from Sean Payton's offense. Gun King Bunch Rt Jab 15 Stutter F KILL 84 Z Cowboy Y Shallow Cross

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@noamgum

1 month

Here's a tier list of every callahan/donovan video posted by ultiworld so far based mostly on whether or not their thumbnail is a screenshot of them with white text and nothing else happening

Noam

@noamgum

1 month

I think the next wave of Callahan/Donovan video innovation will be coming with with a new fucking thumbnail

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@noamgum

4 years

DIII ultimate is the ultimate frisbee of the ultimate frisbee community

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@noamgum

1 year

With all love I think this is a terrible idea. It completely defeats the purpose of the div. The whole point is that smaller schools draw from smaller talent pools. Big state school b teams are still drawing from literally thousands more athletes than d3 schools do.

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

1 year

B teams should be able to play the d3 series

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@noamgum

2 years

Not to keep harping on this but this is fucking stupid when DIII got six TOTAL live games.

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

It’s hard to even put into words what I’m feeling. Often I’ve felt like my entire journey through the sport of ultimate has been people telling me I’m not quite good enough and feeling as though I’ll never make it to the level I want to. And yet, on Sunday, (1/4)

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@noamgum

1 year

This is the funniest ratio ever

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@noamgum

2 months

Big update

Noam

@noamgum

2 months

One like I’ll apply

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@noamgum

20 days

Mic'd up spirit timeout discourse y'all hate ultimate if you are not watching d3 natties this is CINEMA

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@noamgum

2 years

Watching nationals and thinking about how I could also get repeatedly beat to the force side

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@noamgum

4 months

I’m gonna start a club team in North Carolina that plays vert stack. No one will know how to defend us

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@noamgum

2 years

If I were a team making a roster announcement I simply wouldn’t broadcast to the world that one of my coaches was currently banned from usau

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@noamgum

12 days

Is this anything?

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

Hey @SickosCommittee you might enjoy some D1 college ultimate frisbee nationals going on this weekend

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@noamgum

1 year

HOW ARE YOU PAYWALLING D3 FINALS???!

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Noam

@noamgum

8 months

It’s still early but early returns say only thing the script writers botched was putting Raleigh and DC’s stupid never ending quest to play perfect ultimate after the Bravo Machine DIII tribute piece

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Noam

@noamgum

11 months

…of the FPO players’ complaints (in fucking disc golf lol get a real job or get good) but this kind of pathetic “just asking questions” and “market place of ideas” bullshit is just a bunch of false equivalencies being drawn by people aiming to mislead and spread bad info (4/4)

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@noamgum

2 years

If I ever got announced as a crypto trader as my job while playing on stream I would never recover

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@noamgum

2 years

Makes me feel a little *too* good to see a world games player chuck a cross field hammer out of bounds from the goal line

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@noamgum

2 years

I wish espn3 a very never invented

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@noamgum

4 months

An easily readable webpage with all the PUL rosters would be super convenient

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Noam

@noamgum

11 months

…clearly stated otherwise. To then go on and say that the person who you just broadcasted getting collectively bullied is free to come on your show and defend herself is pathetic and gross. Many people have said far more about the illegitimacy and illogical nature (3/x)

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@noamgum

3 months

Six bid NW

USA Ultimate

@USAUltimate

3 months

Official College Rankings after Week 11. 🥏 Click the link for the full rankings: #USAUltimate

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@noamgum

1 year

Full disclosure I have watched no frisbee tonight and am basing this off twitter clips but for the life of me I don’t get the idea that the best product ultimate has to offer is just endless skyballs and hucks receivers have an infinite amount of space to run on to

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@noamgum

1 year

Umass attempting to answer the question: can you win by only starting to play good defense 3/4 of the way into the game?

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@noamgum

1 year

Happy I made two nationals where the logo wasn’t American flag Ohio

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@noamgum

2 years

We deserved a game to 15

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Fall series nationals is just the same as YCCs before they updated the age restriction to make sure you couldn’t be a college sophomore playing in a high school tournament

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@noamgum

8 months

Also maybe I’m just a huge sports nerd but it feels like all these broadcasts are 90% anecdotes and like 10% analysis and I wish it was flipped

Layne A. Kyung (Scherer)

@LayneAKyung

8 months

Ugh the shade being thrown at @HybridUltimate on this stream. The REAL championship game is happening now. They earned a spot here as the 15-seed. Shut the fuck up.

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@noamgum

2 years

I am no longer ulti 😞

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Noam

@noamgum

11 months

… you choose to platform and event like this without any context, thought, intention behind it you are being laughably ignorant and unintentional in your decision making at best and actively spreading harm at worst. To air this on your platform is an endorsement unless (2/x)

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@noamgum

8 months

Imagine being Jack Williams and Ryan Osgar in the pony huddle 😭

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@noamgum

30 days

Five likes and I will apply

Sascha Vogel: A Star Wars Story 

@ultimatesascha

30 days

NO WAY

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@noamgum

1 year

Mahomes never led his team to the consolation bracket of DIII nationals on one ankle but that’s none of my business

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@noamgum

2 months

This is what getting switched onto LSB and Dillon Lanier as a HS freshman after running the cup when they were already youth worlds players felt like

Kevín

@KevOnStage

2 months

Van Lith said what yall want me to do?!🤷🏻‍♀️

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@noamgum

2 years

@sami34m RELEASE THE AUDL BRAWL FOOTAGE

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@noamgum

2 months

One like I’ll apply

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2 months

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@noamgum

7 months

Have you or a loved one been wronged by the “sport” of “ultimate frisbee?” you may be entitled to financial compensation! Call now to learn more about the revolutionary class action lawsuit in progress!

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@noamgum

6 months

But here you’re being gay four times a week and straight three times a week. If you do this plan you don’t have a rest day between Sunday and Monday. You need to be gay every other day for two weeks in order to have an off day when you need

Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend''

@sofiabuffgf

6 months

this bisexual shit easy

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@noamgum

2 years

If triangle ultimate is such a good talent development program how come no one noticed I had the worlds most broken flick grip for six years 🤔🤨

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@noamgum

1 year

They'll let anyone do this now... Read more on The Breakdside for full thoughts (the content grind never stops) Link in bio!

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@noamgum

2 years

I’ll be honest it’s harder than I thought to be a Twitter legend and on field legend at the same time

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@noamgum

4 months

For those interested: Pleiades have won 62 consecutive games against top 25* opponents. I've decided that's more impressive than I thought it was. If you want to see the full spreadsheet in some sort of Breakside article please lmk :)

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@noamgum

3 years

Alright, I’ll admit it. It’s POSSIBLE the last year has impacted my mental health in some way.

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@noamgum

11 months

I kinda want to make an audl player chatter google form but for people on Twitter/regional level club ultimate lol

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@noamgum

14 days

Ultimate history. #iwashere

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@noamgum

11 months

@onnorcolson @thecoltgreen I’m in charge of a much smaller ultimate media platform but I’d definitely be willing to print anything you had to say on that subject. Lmk if you’d be interested :)

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@noamgum

1 year

Why doesn’t USAU simply print more money to more adequately fund and support DIII??

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@noamgum

2 years

Olive Garden server just immediately responded with “ya bunch of stoners” after being told we are an ultimate team #legitimacy

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@noamgum

9 months

My most controversial take is that I think I’d be an elite frisbee announcer despite having no experience

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@noamgum

1 year

This story has a happy ending

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@noamgum

3 years

@being_ulti Getting looked off after 0.0001 seconds as the reset only to get open on the cut while the thrower is not looking and then to be covered again at stall 9 when they turn back in panic mode

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@noamgum

2 months

Whenever I find whoever is responsible for not using the fact that of all the niche sports we have the biggest real celeb out there until everyone in this community can’t take it anymore it’s on sight. Legendary bag fumbling in progress rn I swear to god

Alex Kehr

@alexkehr

2 months

This is @MKBHD review is devastating for the future of Humane. The most trusted tech reviewer saying it’s the worst product he’s ever reviewed is going to eviscerate sales.

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@noamgum

3 months

Still so stuck on this. IMO you could eliminate almost all training related fees by having local disc orgs host the training camp weekends find community housing and make their money back via having one or two open practices with like a five dollar entrance fee

Noam

@noamgum

3 months

Huge congrats to everyone involved!! Requiring a half million dollar commitment from your player base to make this happen cannot possibly be sustainable!

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@noamgum

11 months

Charles Barkley does not approve of you @DiscGolfProTour

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

11 months

Charles Barkley: “If you’re gay, bless you if you’re trans, bless you. If you have a problem with that - F*CK YOU!”

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@noamgum

11 months

@sami34m Dawn got a layout poach d on a throw of mine six years ago while being the best player on her HS open team. It’s always been like this lol

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@noamgum

1 month

Remember YOU can still send @khalstat to nationals by voting for him for Callahan

Reformed Bitt Ultimate

@BittUltimate

1 month

Bitt falls in backdoor quarters to Penn 10-15 in a hard fought game. We’ve solidified our spot in the top half of the region. Game for 7th against TBD tomorrow

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@noamgum

1 year

Nice of ZooDisc and Slocore to bring some recognition to the DIII game with some of these decisions and executions

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@noamgum

1 year

Seeking external validation, did I do enough to not bulldoze this kid on the other team here? Because I was told afterwards to “watch the contact” and it *really* rubbed me the wrong way

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@noamgum

1 year

Why don’t the other 19 teams simply eat the UNC team in their division?

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@noamgum

3 years

after years of getting cut from various teams, playing under coaches who’d receive USAU bans, and dropping a pull in the game to go, my team @brandeistron is going to nationals. I could not be more proud of the work this group has put in, dealing with the shortened season (2/4)

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@noamgum

1 year

😑

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@noamgum

11 months

Why is it fucking impossible to find any info on one of the biggest ultimate evens of the year lmao

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@noamgum

2 years

I hope people get this lmao

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@noamgum

1 year

@DannyKlein41 Also second point: why does it look like West Virginia is in the middle of the design

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@noamgum

3 years

I really want to make team rocket themed ultimate jerseys rn so currently accepting applications for a party tournament team to do this with post-covid

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@noamgum

4 years

@khalstat “Kyle shut up and stop arguing so much”

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@noamgum

1 year

Related tangent: had the idea late last night that if a company like Red Bull invested in ultimate like they do global soccer they’d dominate and do a ton of good for the community. I also messaged them that through their website at like 1am so maybe they’ll respond lmao

Rico 

@Lana_del_rico

1 year

Leadership -If this is your feedback to players, YOU, are a part of the problem. Invite these players to practices to either observe or help whenever. Suggest areas of improvement and teams that will help build skills. Just saying goodbye, good luck is furthering the skill gap

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@noamgum

4 years

Hiding from someone I went to high school with in harris teeter rn 😤😤

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Noam

@noamgum

2 months

One spoiler: I discovered Dena Elimelech's performance this weekend was the best receiver performance of the season so far by 95 yards. And the best recorded all-time. You have one guess for who had it before. There are levels to this.

Noam

@noamgum

2 months

Okay for real this time coming to your inboxes in the morning: a little bit of emotional self-reflection, a little bit of Xs and Os, a full recap of that Tufts vs Wisconsin ending (lol), and WUL Week 2 by the numbers! Another big one!

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@noamgum

3 months

@Kofie This kid for Oakland has 15 in 12 min

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@noamgum

2 months

If you throw a vertical upline and the help D contacts your receiver at all you should be required to sub for being an idiot and putting your receiver in danger. And if you make that cut esp near the end zone you should write a five paragraph essay about never doing it again.

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@noamgum

2 years

Saying “gg” in the handshake line so everyone knows I’m a gamer™️

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