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Ventriloquist, Film Maker, and Monkey. For tour dates and more click the link below.

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Nina Conti
3 months
Nightmare- stopped by police with a monkey on
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4 years
All that training.
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3 years
20 years I been working hand in glove. 20 years he’s been biting the hand that fists him.
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3 months
this was SHAMELESS
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3 months
Gynaecologist appointment with a monkey on
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5 years
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3 months
Best love song ever
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4 years
Social distancing
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7 years
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5 months
Oppenheimer’s Einstein makes Spaghetti Napoli (my dad cooks tomato pasta)
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3 months
the reason she can’t find a partner
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6 years
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3 months
New York we are here!
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4 years
Isolation
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3 years
Last indignity of 2020
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@ninaconti
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1 year
How do you like me now?
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4 years
Happy Halloween
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1 month
Hypnotised by a Monkey in Melbourne. Throwback. Show tix here
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Nina Conti
3 years
‘I’m the stunt double, so I’ve been sent- oh my god!’
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Nina Conti
6 years
Clearly I was trying to puppeteer humans from an early age
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5 months
Monkey face-strumming 🦍🎸
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Nina Conti
1 year
Well that was certainly an honour. Unwittingly got Susan Sarandon and Naomi Watts on stage and they were hilarious.
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Nina Conti
5 years
This is my dearest real Scottish granny who i attempted to immortalise in ‘Gran’
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Nina Conti
6 years
If anyone is looking for something disturbing and cosy to watch over the snow weekend may I humbly propose my now completed first season of Nina Conti in therapy. Eight short episodes. Starts here
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4 years
Home gardening
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2 months
The first jokes i told in Melbourne- i’ll be back in 2 weeks and monkey hasn’t aged a bit. tickets here
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4 months
Grandma resurrected
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7 months
Monkey down the rabbit hole 1/2
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3 years
3 generations of monkey cope with the thought of shortening days #SummerSolstice2021 spot the error on the middle guy
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8 months
“I do product photography” 📸 FULL clip on my YouTube. See me live #ninaconti #puppetmask #comedy #ventriloquist #ventriloquism
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2 years
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6 months
New York I’m coming to you🗽
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2 months
doing it
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6 years
This is happening
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1 month
If you looking for trouble in August
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Nina Conti
1 year
I directed a film. Wrapping today. A five year build up and a dream come true to make it a reality. Thank you to fine producers incredible crew and badass cast. Fat monkey-paw high five to @ImShenoahAllen
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2 years
@RealMattLucas That’s going straight in the wank bank
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4 months
A heckle made me sing!
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Nina Conti
7 years
This is a stupid fucking year.
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Nina Conti
3 years
Ridiculous
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Nina Conti
8 months
Including the flesh- apparently tastes like an artichoke heart. Sydney opera house tickets
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Nina Conti
6 years
Bye bye Edinburgh thanks for having me
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6 months
“Everyone Knows My Business” #ninaconti #puppetmask
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Nina Conti
3 years
In November
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Nina Conti
5 months
Excited for my son in Beetlejuice 2. I might be the next Dominic Holland.
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Nina Conti
3 years
just trying out some new material
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26 days
Ladies in communication ☎️
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3 years
Can anyone tell what my lips are saying?
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23 days
You’ve got to engage the legs- lessons from an intimate dancer. Get tickets at
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3 years
I’ve never known gooder riddance than this
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7 years
2016 UK TOUR DONE!
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3 years
Valentine’s Day and I can’t get this so rubbish song out of my head
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4 months
Facial recognition software
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Nina Conti
8 years
Third night this week I have gotten halfway to work on schedule and then realised I've forgotten the f'kin monkey!! Back I go!
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4 months
Ghouls in oil. I’ve done 3 self portraits.
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Nina Conti
4 years
First gig back tonight, gorgeous atmosphere and phil wang is a hard act to follow at Brighton open air theatre.
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2 years
How do we get rid of this sickly murdering coward weasel. Can’t stand it. Every time I open my phone I pray to see that he’s a goner.
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6 years
Last night monkey found a fest reviewer in the audience and 69d him on stage. Looking forward to seeing what the star rating is gonna be.
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7 months
Monkey down the rabbit hole 2/2
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9 years
Mum's voting Labour, don't tell Dad
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1 year
I’m in New York. First show tomo.❤️
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Nina Conti's ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ mix of ventriloquism, improv comedy and (not so successful) match-making, plays New York's @sohoplayhouse - Tuesday to Saturday this week. Last few tickets! @ninaconti
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1 year
Calling all New Yorkers
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Show And Tell
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Nina Conti's ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ mix of ventriloquism, improv comedy and (not so successful) match-making, returns to New York's @sohoplayhouse for three performances only on March 4th and 5th. @ninaconti 🎟️ Tickets available at
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7 years
Going to latitude but I've stolen someone's look
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8 years
Showtime in the flack! Thanks @hotpatooties @BOB_by_DOP
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Nina Conti
3 years
Excited to be a part of this Micky Flanagan Documentary on Sky One tonight
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4 months
A music teacher teaches drumming to her prison-worker partner
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4 years
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3 years
Bedtime 2 starts soon on YouTube via @YouTube
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5 years
small monkey on a big stage @ Sydney Opera House! two shows tonight for #jflgala
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3 years
Here’s a snippet of Monkey getting attacked by the cat which went on for some time. You can watch the full series of bedtime chats here
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2 years
Monkeys new song is about New York
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3 years
creepy of me to share this but who knows when I’ll get one this good again!
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Nina Conti at Latitude 2021 | Gig review by Steve Bennett
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5 years
been a great four days with this stupid woman @Sarah_Kendall in amsterdam at the toomler club in amsterdam. this is what best friends look like. stay tuned for our new street clown show
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7 years
3 days till I start in Edinburgh
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8 years
We so excited to be back in west end- Good luck to those who's faces I steal- showtime! Tix
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4 years
We are releasing a new episode of Monkey and me in therapy tomorrow. Apparently I’m making progress according to @adammeggido
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8 years
Mars anyone?
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Nina Conti
2 years
I'll be appearing on @richardosman House of Games this week with gorgeous contestants @athenakugblenu @TheNickHelm and @tobytarrant I had a lot of fun.
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3 years
tonight at 10pm on my youtube channel
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4 years
Tonight I’ll be doing another home show for @Show_And_Tell please join for a pound which goes to @spireslondon charity.
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3 years
Here’s a clip from my special newly released on @primevideouk please watch (and I’d be so grateful if you can be arsed to rate it ‘coz it helps it be visible)
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Nina Conti
5 years
my name sailing close to the wind here - excited for my show in Albuquerque tonight.
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8 years
Ten minutes till my West End debut!
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2 years
It’s good it’s just a bit low
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2 years
Regrettably…
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3 years
I'm filming a special at soho theatre. I'm keen as christ to fill it with people that actually my work so if that is you, please come! its free! 3rd July. The code is 'capital' and the show is listed on the left tab under current shows here
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3 years
Reading goes astray in tonight’s bedtime
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2 years
Loved it
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3 years
Shouldn’t Santa be shielding anyway?
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3 years
Last one tonight available in ten mins time
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3 years
Bedtime tonight we covered nursery rhymes, acting, and monkey's fate. from 10pm on youtube
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6 years
A week today I open in Edinburgh! Tix here
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