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dr pepper was a woman

9 years

[sees baekhyun] me: Seize him. everyone: But... hes so small.. me: He will grow. everyone: *eyes filling with tears* me: Kill him.

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3 years

yes i believe in idols’ right to a private life but i wish i had a detailed diagram of who has crazy beef with who

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2 years

that absolutely sounds like the kind of thing a guy who raised hoshi would do

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not mingyu having a snatched pinky due to showing his deep devotion to 12 men

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2 years

mingyu's pinky finger 😲😭 "i always order my ring a bit small so it doesnt slip off when i dance so my pinky isnt as grown" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 😭

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just realised hyungwon will have to enlist in the next year or two and no 4th gen boy has filled the role of chronically unwell victorian man troubled by everything he sees and hears

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2 years

i often wonder what the members of seventeen did in their past lives in order to end up with a little gremlin on their backs in this one

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2 years

tears in my eyes pls look at poor wonwoo being adorably confused while looking for his shoes that jeonghan stole without telling him

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how is it that dk is mingyu's biggest supporter but also his biggest hater

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seventeen in order of highest to lowest bite strength

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IT'S HERE

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2 years

i suddenly desperately need to see that video where mingyu finishes his verse and then walks off stiffly like he's mr bean

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1 year

i think the cookies are perhaps the more pertinent issue

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1 year

hoshi puts cereal first before milk...

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2 years

josh distinguishing himself as the hot girl from the jump

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2 years

predebut svt slaying

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3 years

i wanna know this far more than i wanna know who is secretly dating dispatch should change their format

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i want to be mad at him but he has a little teddy in his pocket

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2 years

i am sorry to this person who means well but these tweets will never not make me laugh... the whole group of shinee and youre reaching for TAEMIN?

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3 years

90% of vixx lyrics are like i hope a woman shoots me today

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the way the same age lines in svt are all meant 2 be except for 96s who are all individual men who are friends with hoshi separately

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i love how joshua says everything like it's a total shock

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how is mingyu so big and yet so adept at slowly encroaching until he ends up in someone's lap

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2 years

imagine youre a man with a security job and this is your day

cine ᙏ̤̫ finals 📓

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2 years

jeonghan telling their security team to put on the bib with them 🤣 😇“for the vibes” 👤“do we have to?”

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not calling this person out specifically but i'm waiting on the day people realise that fandom is about me having fun and not about me having a job

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josh being amazed the waiter caught the order because he was "saying it so fast" after very slowly and carefully going through their order item by item 😭

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in honour of smtown halloween i am bringing back this photo which emits a feeling that is literally indescribable

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imagine you spend over 10 years trying to create a piece of media that you’re deeply passionate about and then someone says “this is just like the joker”

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3 years

this is the element that kpop is missing

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2 years

vernon experiencing an erotic crisis

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2 years

its literally incredible hoshi didnt faint when scoups did that good for him

svt concerts ★

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2 years

coups and wonwoo helping hoshi got off the chair 🥺 they are so cute i’m SO SAD

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1 year

nobody talks about the fact that vernon is the only male idol in the industry who wears regular fit jeans

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woozi

translated cats

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2 years

A cat that unconsciously refuses kisses even when he's sleeping.

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a large amount of people are saying taemin and i feel compelled to point out that he didnt even realise the minkey beef was happening and they are in the same group

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5 years

im old

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2 years

not mingyu turning up and filling the room with a potent cloud of sulky jealousy

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@friendsvt

2 years

HONEY DRIPPING FROM DK’S EYES

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6 years

ok i didnt realise this was something we had to sort out but in 2018 we stop eating detergent

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2 years

i have never seen anything more joshua than this in my entire life

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6 years

you, an intellectual: in a long, plot heavy fic i really find sex scenes unnecessary and it honestly takes me out of the rich characterisations me, a hog: ctrl+f “cock”

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2 years

5 mingyus put together could not take down a single member of svt

정하나 💙💛

@mingyupuppyism

2 years

watching 6’2 mingyu try to hide behind 5’4 woozi after accidentally hitting jeonghan in the balls is always gonna make me laugh

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2 years

we are seeing unprecedented levels of photoshoot for a niche gay magazine in 1997 from hoshi

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3 years

theyre not sending him to the military theyre sending him to the seaside for some fresh air to recover from his despairs

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3 years

kibum basically being like well taemin i’m not a virgin so i cant engage in this conversation

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2 years

the most interesting part of making jokes is coming into contact with people who genuinely think it's weird to make jokes

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the quotes... why is kpop so full of pro military loser freaks

Kpop Charts

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2 months

SEVENTEEN's S.Coups has reportedly been exempted from military service after suffering ligament rupture.

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idea for next week's gose is to prepare a mud pit & just put seokmin and mingyu in front of it saying nothing and see how long it takes for them to just start wrestling by instinct

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2 years

they are literally going to mould an entire post graduate course at harvard university after scoups and it's going to be called parasocial boyfriend studies

새벽 🍒

@dawncheol

2 years

seungcheol’s instagram update 🍒♥️ @pledis_17 #SEVENTEEN #에스쿱스

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2 years

beautiful sorority squat form from mingyu here

tracy 🐱

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2 years

honey j instagram story with seventeen "because there are a lot of people, it’s hard to take pictures all together… it was cool it was fun ❤️"

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imagine being one of the THREE people sandwiched in between all this

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kibum sits so demurely king of deportment not airing his nuts out in the breeze like others i wont mention

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sobbing at this pic of kibum glowing and stunting at the airport while everyone else looks like theyve been awake for 36 hours

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1 year

the bit where he's like i'm praying to god that you get a real boyfriend and a life

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minghao is so fucking mean…I love it…

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2 years

its wonwoo day 💗

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there are four priv qrts i cant see i swear to god if you know some juicy goss you’re withholding from me i’ll be so mad

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cringe factor completely nullified by how funny it is to put seungkwan in this category

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minghao conducting a group therapy session with mingyu and dk

what kind of dog is this

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2 years

group hug

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joshua attending boys night with two strings of pearls

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thinking about how whenever shinee members are complaining about each other jinki appears to genuinely have no idea what theyre talking about

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you could take almost any footage of josh and seungkwan interacting and caption it when it's busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean

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1 year

nobody has ever miss bitched so consistently and so well and he should get more credit for that

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2 years

love a man that has the arms and the constitution to be competent but his inherent jesterisms prevent him

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in this image you can clearly tell he gets dressed by small singing birds

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2 years

#JOSHUA #조슈아

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the way minho is always like hi kibum just letting you know my feelings werent hurt when you hurt my feelings and its fine and i dont even care because my feelings arent hurt so it doesnt matter. but why did you do that

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3 years

[Eng Sub] 211013 Best Choice Minho with SHINee Key Part 1: Part 2:

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2 years

ncity is seriously one of the most disturbing places ive ever viewed thru binoculars from the safety of my own home

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@14aehyun

2 years

Taeyong said in a video call that he gifted Jaehyun a pair of BLESS Overjoggingjeans Lounge Pants for his birthday!! The front are Nike sweats and the back is Levi’s jeans!!

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all day i've been waiting to hear what liam payne has to say about this and now i feel like i can finally breathe easy

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Liam Payne gives his opinion on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on stage at the #Oscars for making a joke about his wife: “I believe whatever he felt that he did, he had the right to do.”

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i've never seen anyone smile as radiantly as mingyu smiles when he's on his knees "begging" not to be publicly humiliated

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@miwon17_

1 year

Mingyu begging to avoid the callx3 freestyle but svt WILL NEVER LET HIM BE!!!! save gyu...cheol stole the scene tho!

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a man who will die without attention... we have to help him

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2 years

@pledis_17 [ #WEVERSE POST] MINGYU #민규 🐶: i miss you..ㅎ

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dk doing all that and josh isnt even mentally in the room

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2 years

dokyeom and joshua

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people listing off their group’s achievements like they’re handing me a resume when all i need to know is whether their songs make my ass cheeks vibrate

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3 years

i actively seek to denormalise intimate friendships between straight men

SeanShawnShaunShon

@bigbacktivity

3 years

The “I want them to be gay but I also want to normalize intimate friendships between straight men” starter pack

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these are chihuahua-in-your-vuitton-bag type sunglasses

Seventeen Fashion (세븐틴 패션) -fan account-

@svt_fashion3

1 year

Mingyu wore Ferragamo Sunglasses in Inside Seventeen " LA3C BEHIND" #17Mingyu_Fashion #セブチ #SEVENTEEN #세븐틴 #Mingyu #민규 #ミンギュ #민규패션 #세븐틴패션 @pledis_17 @pledis_17jp

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3 years

theyre not your audience babe

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2 years

me pretending i have no interest in the jennie & taehyung thing as it isn't my business

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we've all been there (worried your dog is giving himself indigestion horfing down the leftovers)

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was this dog socialised by seventeen

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the dog wont play with him 😆 cute

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every time people joke about jinki having secret kids i wanna bring back that video of minho joyfully cradling a baby while jinki looks on 3 feet away uncomfortably sipping yoghurt

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it's so funny when men share workout footage like ok i'm just watching you gently ghost your fingertips over his flank but thanks

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2 years

Woozi is Hoshi's trainer.. Hoshi Woozi working out together.

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the way minghao loves jun with all his heart and also thinks jun is the biggest freak he's ever met in his life

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@scoupofhao

2 years

😭😭😭

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ok i deserved that

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mingyu is certainly a guy who will give you the exact reaction youre seeking

svt little gf

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2 years

9. Wonwoo yelling in tiny at Mingyu until Mingyu noticed his bear hat and then spent two minutes bent over cooing at Wonwoo #원우 #민규

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it's so powerful... the attempt at a placid smile to cover the boiling rage underneath

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3 years

that smile joshua always have on his face whenever jeonghan does something evil to him

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3 years

it must be so strange to be a (presumably) normal man like euisoo and you get hired as a manager and its for an odd little gremlin like taemin who most likely imprinted on you

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hoshi is hosting the party. hoshi does not notice the awkward vibes in the room

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theyve made joshua do so many tedious boy tasks during gose and not once have they had a jewellery beading episode

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woozi is the single hot chip thrown at the beach and the rest of svt are the seagulls descending with singleminded focus

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when youve been married 30 years and the spark's not gone

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obsessed with whatever it is they have

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ready for this energy today

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i find the embiggenning of woozi and the ensmallification of mingyu in this image quite fascinating

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always

hourly joshua

@JOSHUJIHOUR

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#JOSHUA #조슈아

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me when i get together with the fellas to get fit in a platonic way

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he actually has this coffee maker at his house he just puts in a capsule and it comes out as an espresso and he just puts ice and water

hourly joshua

@JOSHUJIHOUR

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#JOSHUA #조슈아

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his german alternative electronica club in 1993 serve

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@hoshgallery

2 years

this spiky hair on him 😵‍💫

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THEY LIFTED THE MASC MANDATE

SEVENTEEN Japan

@pledis_17jp

2 years

📍《初回限定盤C》(CD+36P PHOTO BOOK) CD(全4曲)／36PフォトブックC／フォトカードC(形態別13種中ランダム1枚封入) 🔗 #SEVENTEEN #DREAM #SVT_DREAM

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many suggestions in the quotes but many are missing the point. we are not just looking for a tired man or even a man who struggles with daily tasks. we’re talking a man who carries smelling salts at all times. we’re talking a man who might contract scarlet fever

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i realise all social media is hell but tiktok is a whole other circle of it

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1 year

omfg good morning tik tok

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@springnotspring THAT'S WHAT THEYRE THERE FOR

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jeonghan is a very specific and never before seen type of boy (boneless jock)

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kibum’s visible thought process

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ok whoever took this photo understood composition form dimensions time and space to a degree i could never hope to achieve in this one lifetime given to me by god