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Not Toad’s burner - 25 he/him - CW: Stupidity

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@nightcrawlguy
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still the tweet of all time
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We not gonna talk about how the characters of westworld are made out of cum
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@mrsballs69 ok and??
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@sierralayko modern family…
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@GMDrainSmith I’m not reading all of that
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@miisdk I meant to say dipped, but I am also that
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@JustinP48207193 @eiffeltyler it’s fire you just have no taste
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@Flawless_Cowboi she sent me that missing you bitmoji
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@citrustwee @picarchived No it is, new haircut
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@tjmaal54 @GMDrainSmith Not reading this either
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@scottjleahy @elusivegoomba not the cap hill TJ 😭
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@nightcrawlguy
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there’s nothing on this planet that can make me click into this video with my audio on
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Taylor Swift fans are on another level
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@nightcrawlguy
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@ldiotsandwichh2 If the first date is marriage
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@kennatration this is very normal, my eye doc does this and then kisses me on the forehead, nothing to worry ab
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@Baileymoon15 Kanye could do here comes the sun but the Beatles couldn’t do devil in a new dress
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@ShellCopyright @MongorianBeef that’s an apple watch 🙂
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@EvanGrayM @sierralayko no mix up, thanks for asking tho
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@nightcrawlguy
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not an std or a uti but a secret third thing
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@huggopeacelove special agent dj candy 🫡
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@yeonajji @laeswrld no thanks☺️
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@SziIlar @Rap Who is Clairo
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@nightcrawlguy
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finally got twitter circles😳 only sluts are allowed in !!
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@nightcrawlguy
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I’m not a reply guy I’m a reply gentleman
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@nightcrawlguy
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shaved my balls for the airport
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@sorawlr pusha was the only one close and he wasn’t even close
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@nightcrawlguy
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Oppression is when you get sent a nut video without sound
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@nightcrawlguy
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my day is booked up
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@nightcrawlguy
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When are we gonna discuss the fact that having so much sex causes memory loss When are we gonna discuss the fact that having so much sex causes memory loss
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@UsingCigarettes @justsomeguyloI this plus “out of context…”
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@nightcrawlguy
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1 RT = 1 free him 🙏 I will know if you skipped
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i may or may not be on shrooms (i am)
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you’re in her DMs, i’m nosy as hell what she saying??
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i gotta be the horniest person in this trader joe’s
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me and who???
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@nightcrawlguy
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damn 😭😭😭
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@contactabrother and he looks like this
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i shoot my shot by existing
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@nightcrawlguy
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cleaning my room at 1M likes
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*making the shittiest tweets known to this app* me: am i shadowbanned
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@nightcrawlguy
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if you’re awake rn you’re a slut
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@nightcrawlguy
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DO NOT try to argue with me
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You should get some pussy Fr 💯
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short poem
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Heard someone say “I like playing pool” it’s called SWIMMING
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Today is the only day you can retweet this (deleting tomorrow)
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futual friday: reply and i will ignore you
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my babies
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@sarakaybeardall @GoGeurt @BitchyGriff who placed him, and how do you get unplaced
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only sluts are awake rn
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are trader joe’s employees trained to flirt with you bc wtf
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She unfollowed me on Spotify DO NOT TEXT
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We rockin with the new kicks?
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you ever see a girl so bad you just block her 🤦‍♂️
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wutual wednesday: what the fuck?
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How much sex I had today!
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I need to be kissed on the forehead immediately
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This is what happens when you bring an egirl to meet your parents
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my type? mutuals who live 1000+ miles away
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my bad 😟
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I’ll do what I want
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Do not eat soap.
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Quote with anything from your notes
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They (my parents) prayin on my down fall (told me to take out the trash)
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I was invited to the met gala but I said no thanks
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me n who??
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another tweet about sluts 😔
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Bout to hit the gym
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this is real right
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I will adopt your baby
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sitting my ass down and reading
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only sluts hours if you’re not a slut go to bed
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@euronatiii @oomfabelle this is what happens when you take everything seriously
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“this is sending me” ok where? i hope it doesn’t send you back
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Graduating cum louder or whatever they say
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live tweeting my date
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@nightcrawlguy
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i hate when i give someone my number and they text me
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@P1cklezzz Have you seen the leftovers
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good morning
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i know it’s a grown man tweeting this
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Drake a savage, he unfollowed Ice Spice after flying her out to Toronto and kicking it with her at a show 👀😳
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@nightcrawlguy
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if you were in my circle you’re legally bound to give me a forehead kiss
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Legally changing my birthday so my star sign is compatible with hers
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my horny ass cannot get my vision checked
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Which way western man?
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Gaslighting her into making her think I gave her an orgasm
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