uncle coach giuseppe @nicodellafabs Twitter profile

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uncle coach giuseppe

4 months

if you were wondering why im shirtless and holding cassettes in my profile picture the reason is cause I’m a big fan of Hole

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1 year

this pretty trans woman just came into the coffee shop and ordered a mocha, as I was making it the chocolate syrup wouldnt squirt out and i was just pumping the syrup over and over and her friend said “having performance anxiety?” And my soul left my body

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11 months

told my straight guy coworker that I officially had a boyfriend & he asked who “popped the question” & I said I did & he said “did you get down on one knee” & I said “no, two” & he laughed hard enough to sustain me for another 36-48 hours

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2 months

surgeons after they do your top surgery:

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2 years

what female only space ???? My bedroom??? Why are you trying to make my bedroom a “female only space”??? It’s not!!! I rail men in that same bedroom!!!!!

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2 years

what are the most creative ways someone has called you a faggot? Like not outright saying it but heavily implying it in roundabout way? (i.e. a customer stared at the pride flag in the coffee shop and told my non-binary coworker and I that we “looked so on brand”)

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2 months

left my dog with his lesbian aunts for thirty six (36) hours & they took him on a boat to connecticut to go to the first place to make a hamburger???????? 😭😭😭

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

2 years

slur for people who won’t stop doing bits

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2 years

his top surgery scars blew testosteronely in the wind

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11 months

follow up: I told his girlfriend about this interaction and he laughed again and said “idk it really hit me” and I said “yeah in the back of the throat” and the laugh happened all over again

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1 year

being 8 years on T means accepting the fact that when I dress like this now, I will look like a huge douchebag, and that is fine

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11 months

if you guys don’t get this joke but my straight guy coworker did I’ll get mad at you

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3 months

does anyone else think he looks like Judith Butler

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1 year

my dad just had eye surgery & when they took the eyepatch off my mom was sitting across the room from him & the doc was like “can you see your beautiful wife now?” & my dad, the King of All Wife-Guys, said, “before, I could see the RADIANCE. Now I can really see her BEAUTY.”

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uncle coach giuseppe

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1 year

watching this new mtv competition series for artists and their first challenge is on gender and I am SCREAMING

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5 months

my most feminine quality is my extremely high pain tolerance and my most masculine quality is my extremely low mild discomfort tolerance

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2 years

@sadspice1 BFA = Bachelor of Faggot Arts

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2 years

oh youre a queer couple ? Which one of you wants to move to maine and which one of you refuses to leave the city you currently live in

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5 months

my dad made a joke involving my balls & then I watched him in real time remember immediately after making said joke that I do not have balls merry christmas

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

what did she MEAN by this

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1 year

I am almost 30 years old and have been out as trans for 10 years. I’ve been on hormones for 8 years. I am one again telling you that I am not a “t-boy.” It’s literally fine to just like, be a 29 year old man. You can just call me a man. It’s really ok you won’t un-trans me

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uncle coach giuseppe

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9 months

every so often I remember that my gen x straight ex-football-playing-ex-frat guy-turned-schoolteacher brother was one (1) text to me away from getting a tattoo that would have made him look like the most committed chaser of all time & start laughing uncontrollably

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2 years

I love my brother so much I’m losing it

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7 months

Be Not Afraid

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2 years

I’m sorry what the fuck

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2 years

this meme really killed me but in all seriousness I WILL be your guard dog

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1 year

when was the last time you scrolled through Michael Imperioli’s instagram

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2 years

sometimes I love this website with all my heart

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2 months

honey grab the dog we are going to the diner that served the first ever hamburger in America. Don’t forget your life vest

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11 months

unfortunately the one that was a silly little anecdote about a cute interaction with another trans person but a bunch of people got mad bc I mentioned that a trans person was trans lmao

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

2 years

so when I lived in LA, I tried to start an all trans guy boy band called Girlz II Men. It’s come time for me to revive this dream. If you live in NYC and have interest in being in Girlz II Men in some capacity, pls hmu and/or boost to ur trans masc NYC-based boy band buds

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

I was today years old when I realized that when my middle school basketball coach who hated me for “unbeknownst” reasons said “yeah you LOOK like a softball player” when I told her I was also on that team, was certainly One way to call a child a dyke

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2 months

I wish I never saw this. Can’t stop thinking about my boyfriend looking at my Fucked Up Toes. I am looking at a Renaissance painting and he is looking at my Fucked Up Toes. My heart is breaking.

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2 months

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all I’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

3 years

@chrysanthemvm_ Horror movie writers: what if there was a deer Me: ….okay ? Horror movie writers: and his name was Bambi Me: uh Horror movie writers: and his mom dies in a forest fire Me: wait Horror movie writers: and you watch this at age 6

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uncle coach giuseppe

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1 year

this is how my Italian American uncles dressed in the 80s & now in 2023 this is what I’m putting on to signal to other gays & girls that I am a trans man (paisley shirt over white tank top + chain)

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@nicodellafabs

3 months

@czarmitch Big Them strikes again

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

presented without comment, my friends bathroom:

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

2 years

Another example:

uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

2 years

I was today years old when I realized that when my middle school basketball coach who hated me for “unbeknownst” reasons said “yeah you LOOK like a softball player” when I told her I was also on that team, was certainly One way to call a child a dyke

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

1 year

feeling whatever the masc version of cunt is (packing with the dick I’m gonna fuck with later)

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@nicodellafabs

11 months

I jokingly made a deal with a regular at work that he couldn’t make fun of me during pride month & I walked in today & he looked at me & said “You’re have until midnight.”

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

2 months

@finreadss right like they never took ME there

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@nicodellafabs

9 months

you know back when I was in college the queers used to button their short sleeved button down shirts all the way up to the top button. Nowadays they only button the bottom two buttons and leave most of the shirt open. Says a lot about society

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7 months

sometimes the most fun part about being the kind of queer man I am is when a straight guy I know finds out that I’m bi & wants to show that he’s cool with it so he decides to tell me about the time he tried out doing something gay to confirm to himself that he was straight

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uncle coach giuseppe

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2 years

should cis people comment on my facial hair? No. trans woman makes a joke about neckbeards being generally unattractive? That has no systematic power over me! It is literally not an act of oppression & DEFINITELY & OBVIOUSLY doesn’t warrant transmisogyny as a response!!!!

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1 year

no one tells you that eventually some outfits that used to signal one thing when you were read differently by people will now be read as “just some guy” and also no one tells you that can in fact be ok

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

6 months

hey did you guys know that it was trans awareness week I just found out

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2 months

i love doing my T shot places that aren’t my own apartment it makes me feel like what I imagine a dog feels pissing on something

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

trans people on twitter: (insanely horny) hello

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1 year

@c_ass_andraaaaa I knew you’d love this

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1 year

grindr guy: you’re trans? me: yep grindr guy: you don’t bottom tho? me: no grindr guy: ? but you’re trans ? me:

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uncle coach giuseppe

@nicodellafabs

1 year

and big shout out to the gay guy for this quote

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@nicodellafabs

1 year

this description this other contestant gave of his piece absolutely killed me

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

keep realizing one of my coworkers doesn’t know I’m trans like an hour after I’ve said something like “yeah when I changed my name to nico” or “oh the tallest woman I’ve dated? 6’5” I think” & I think he just thinks I’m the most interesting man in the world

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

well. It happened. made eye contact with elliot page at the abortion rally in union sqaure. We gave each other The Nod and both continued on

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2 years

people think bi guys are just secretly gay and it’s actually a little bit true in the way that bi men are often extremely gay for women

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3 years

@kristoferthomas

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

bravely stating on national coming out day that I am extremely gay for women

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1 year

you too!!!! Can look like a douchebag!!! Doesn’t mean you are one!! Although!!!!

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2 years

tell my why the most affirming thing for my gender is women calling me a fucking idiot on the internet

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@nicodellafabs

6 months

The MTA Kindly Suggests That You Cruise On The Subway More

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1 month

uncle coach giuseppe for mayor

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@nicodellafabs

6 months

graphic design is my passion

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genital preference?? in my mouth

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@nicodellafabs

1 year

this photo looks like a panel from a transsexual version of the garden of earthly delights

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@nicodellafabs

1 year

came into the coffee shop today on my day off and my boss immediately looks at me and says “someone forgot a shoebox here last night. Go look in the box.” And I’m like ??? And he’s like “GO. LOOK. IN. THE. BOX.” and so—

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5 months

opened my drafts to see what I saved while I was drunk last night

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@nicodellafabs

1 month

just found this pic of me at 18 in my dorm room next to a poster I got with the FYE gift card my aunt gave me. I thought I was the funniest d*ke alive for this

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@nicodellafabs

1 year

the guys at the weed shop I go to love me and they were telling me I really need to come to the singles mixer they’re having tonight and I cannot stop thinking about What If I Went To This Straight Cis Singles Mixer. What would happen

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11 months

coworker (from Ohio) just said “what you’ve never been to a nascar race?” to me and I was like “????? I am a transsexual bisexual Italian guy from New York/New Jersey” And he was like oh oh ok right right

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@nicodellafabs

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ok also this came up bc he saw me walking on the street with my boyfriend the other day and sent me this text NEEDING to know the gossip. I love him

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@nicodellafabs

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told my straight guy coworker that I officially had a boyfriend & he asked who “popped the question” & I said I did & he said “did you get down on one knee” & I said “no, two” & he laughed hard enough to sustain me for another 36-48 hours

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2 years

yeah I’m female-bodied. Get bodied by females all the time. Is this anything?

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guy just came into my job talking a mile a minute, asked what my hormones tattoo was about, I said “uh hormones!” (all happening so fast) he asked what hormones & I said “testosterone?” & then he said DO YOU RUB IT ON YOUR BALLS & I just

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*slightly louder than before* I am now the owner of a leather vest

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I am now the owner of a leather vest

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me & every beautiful woman who’s ever kissed me

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1 year

happy 2am joint time everyone

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2 years

I love my brother so much I’m losing it

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5 months

if you were wondering the joke was about a frog jumping out of the toilet and licking my balls or something idk

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@nicodellafabs

6 months

T made me start producing sperm

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gonna spread the rumor that T made me start producing sperm

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1 month

Hello Sharks I’m here today to offer you an opportunity to invest at the ground level for a million dollar idea: Gay bar that has a boxing ring you can fight in

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1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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uncle coach giuseppe

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11 months

all of you commenting “Shane Dawson”: I am almost thirty years old, the only reason I know who Shane Dawson is is because of @laracroftbarbie reading the “i didn’t fuck my cat” tweet on @_eatingforfree

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2 years

I’m nothing if not honest

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1 year

thinking w/ a warm heart about how me & 2 friends in high school would go to the downstairs of blockbuster & pick out the wildest movies we could find in the “gay & lesbian” section, get high & watch them in secret. saw some of the worst movies ever made and loved them FIERCELY

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2 years

since twitter is going down I thought I’d admit I only found out it was trans awareness week last week when I went on gay pornhub and the logo was this

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@nicodellafabs

1 year

very excited to be wearing my new shirt at work

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being a queer guy working at a coffee shop/bar is so crazy because why do I have multiple coworkers and regulars (who to be clear, I have never had any sexual encounters with) who casually call me daddy

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5 months

made carbonara tonight and I have never seen my dog beg for food like this in his life. I feel terrible. How was I supposed to know carbonara is his favorite food. He can’t have carbonara :(

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2 years

if you read had the book dragonology as a child and you held that book close to your heart like a historical text that only you had access to you are now transgender

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@nicodellafabs

5 months

I’ve surpassed normal c is-passing. I’m c is-passing to my own father now

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@nicodellafabs

5 months

my dad made a joke involving my balls & then I watched him in real time remember immediately after making said joke that I do not have balls merry christmas

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10 months

my boyfriend told me the other day that any time I do a “gay voice” it sounds like a straight guy doing an offensive gay voice bit & I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it & the number of people in the past who probably thought I was homophobic. He said he thought I knew??

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1 year

this is by far the funniest thing anyone has ever gotten mad at me for on this website

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

a doc once asked me why I was on T and I told him and then he asked if I was “trying to become a woman”

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1 year

transsexuals at the devils game

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people are afraid to be f*ggots (positive) and yet somehow will still be f*ggots (derogatory)

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@nicodellafabs

2 years

referring to my surgeons office as the build-a-bear workshop

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1 year

set out to dress like a slut tonight and it is true what they say you really can do anything you put your mind to!!!! 😇🌈💫

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@nicodellafabs

9 months

trans masc who vehemently is “not a Man” & has no friends who are trans women:

Twunk in Training 🇵🇸

@AceHainley

9 months

“WE ARE AFAB OWNED” 🥴

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2 years

grindr really told on this man to me 👀

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cracks me up when I see a picture of me, my brother & my dad together cause I’m 21 years younger than my brother & my brother is 21 years younger than my dad & we all have basically the same face so I kinda know what I’m gonna look like for the next 42 years

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i am not a “t-boy” I am almost thirty years old

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pronouns he he because I’m fucking hysterical

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I don’t think any screenshot could ever summarize my experience as a trans man of not bottoming experience on grindr more than this man trying to crying-patrick-star his way into my hole

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