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Daily Telegraph music critic. Author of Killing Bono, #Zero . Ghostwriter of U2 by U2. Know all.

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2 years
Harry Styles audience sang every word of every song from an album that's only been out a week. I think they like him.
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2 years
Finally sorted my Louis Tomlinson interview, fixing AI-generated transcript of his (lovely) Doncaster accent. So ... Tarballs = tourbus Rate and come = writing camp To a VAZ = Two of Us Submit = something Door = daughter & "Place to buttons like" = "playlist of bands I like" 🤔
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2 years
My Louis Tomlinson interview has been moved back to Wednesday publication. In the meantime, here's a summary of the keywords from the transcription ... "band, people, fucking, direction, song, doncaster, album, tour, feel, life, element, shit, artist, understand" 🤔
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3 years
Much as I love @taylorswift13 , can I just say that, from a personal point of view, she could have timed the release of her new album better. Had to drop everything & dash back from a Christmas shopping trip to review Evermore. Fans love surprise albums. Critics ... not so much.
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3 years
Laying down my weary head after a long day. Thanks for all the encouragement from the @taylorswift13 posse (I mean, you win the prize for the most pleasant twitter fan base for sure) but you can rest assured , I didn't need any persuasion to like it. It's all good. Enjoy.
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4 years
Very nice post bag today, including a signed @taylorswift13 album & a bottle of Brut from @DUALIPA . More bribery and corruption like this please. 😉
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2 years
OK, for those asking - my Louis Tomlinson interview will be out on Tuesday. Until then, I leave you with these words of wisdom from the great man: "I sleep on the tarball, with all me bunder*" *bunder = band
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2 years
Working on an interview. My transcription programme is struggling with the northern accent of Louis Tomlinson, churning out surrealist lines of cut up poetry. "If I go t' pub with me mates and we're havin' a drink" somehow turned into "If I go pulp remain some rabid dream."🤔
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7 years
I'm not saying Harry Styles fans are short. But I'm 5'10". It's quite unusual for me to be able to see over everybody's heads at a gig.
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2 months
They don't make it easy for critics to review major album releases these days. This one's had me up listening and writing all night. But at least @Beyonce 's so called country album is a goddam masterpiece.
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3 years
To all those losing their shit over Glastonbury Taylor Swift speculation. There is a secret special guest headlining Glasto virtual concert. Taylor was supposed to play in 2019. She was in UK for BRITS alongside Glasto stars Haim & Coldplay. She mentioned Glasto in her speech.🤔
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5 years
The 1975 are the big winners at the #Brits this year. Thank f*ck somebody still wants to make pop music that counts for something.
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4 years
Don't often go viral so hate to dampen enthusiasm of @taylorswift13 & @DUALIPA fans BUT a) I'm not a Grammy voter. b) the signed Taylor CD is a gift from a friendly PR. c) the Dua package is a blag for her livestream. d) It's what we call "promo" in the biz. e) More please.😜
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4 years
Very nice post bag today, including a signed @taylorswift13 album & a bottle of Brut from @DUALIPA . More bribery and corruption like this please. 😉
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JAYSUS ...
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3 years
Evermore is unhurried and languorous almost to a fault, offering @taylorswift13 at her most emotionally stripped back. I suppose it’s been that kind of year.
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4 years
My dumb joke about record company promo appears to have caused a Twitter tiff between rival fan bases of excellent pop stars. If you've stumbled on my account as a result, why not take time to read my 5 * review of @taylorswift13 Folklore?
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The challenge of writing a @springsteen review is to come up with superlatives adequate to the occasion, and perhaps to persuade the few remaining sceptics that this supreme rock and roller really is as great as everyone says he is. Because he really is.
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The @gorillaz were fantastic, rapturously received by 60,000 twatted young ravers. Damon Albarn may have pulled off the greatest 2nd act in pop history, a middle-aged Britpop idol who is as significant to a new generation of music fans as he was to his own.
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2 years
I've seen riot squads less effective at crowd control than this. @LadyGaga
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6 years
I can confirm that Lady Gaga joins a select group of singers who can act. A Star Is Born indeed.
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1 year
I've just been speaking to a representative from the future. U2 fans can relax. Everything is going to turn out all right.
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#U2Sphere 2nd night, no nerves, just music and magic. What an incredible show. 👏
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2 years
"The first time I got on the tarball, it was a fugging love tarball!"
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3 years
Er, stand down Swifties.😬 Turns out the super secret special guests are 2 members of Radiohead + friends.🙄 I still think @taylorswift13 will be in the mix somewhere, but a collab with Coldplay or Haim seems more likely. 🤷‍♂️Soz for shooting my mouth off. 🤐 🙈🙉🙊
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2 years
“Stars, they come and go … and all you see is glory.” Johnny Depp & Jeff Beck have made an album of gutsy, elevated pub-rock & soul, packed with songs about fame, love, betrayal, paranoia & survival. If Hollywood don't want him, maybe the music biz will.
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5 years
I'm interviewing Niall Horan and Beck today. Not at the same time fortunately. @NiallOfficial @beck
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7 years
Harry. He's got Style. And a lot more besides. Honestly a great gig.
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3 years
If you're missing Glastonbury, why not buy a ticket for tomorrow's livestream, to support worthy causes & help keep the festival going? Sets from Wolf Alice, Haim, Coldplay, Damon Albarn & a special guest who is 🤫almost certainly @taylorswift13 ... url.
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8 months
I've just filed my @U2 @MSGSphere review, which will be online at the @Telegraph soon. I'm jetlagged, discombobulated and elated. I'm gonna crash out now and dream some very strange dreams. The future of live entertainment is very very weird ... but also very very live.
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1 year
"I don't think there's any chance of the future drying up." The Edge. @U2
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1 year
There's a point about U2's Songs of Surrender (that I made in my review) that I think passes some doubters by. SOS is not an album in the old sense. It's really a playlist. It's about U2 trying to meet listeners where they are now, instead of pretending nothing has changed.
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6 years
I just found this drawing I did, of my classmate Adam Clayton, in 1977, in the days of the Hype. He was always a pretty extraordinary creature.
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2 years
Gaga ooh la la @ladygaga
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This was 2014. We didn’t always get along, and I think that might be true of everyone who came into Sinead's orbit. We had some disastrous encounters over the years & some lovely ones. She knew I was her supporter & ally. She was a brave woman & an utterly extraordinary talent.
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I really don't know how much clearer Edge could be about his faith in the future of @U2 . But because some fans are still doubtful, I'm going to share quotes that didn't make the @Telegraph article, clarifying why Bono, Edge & Adam are playing Vegas without Larry (thread...)
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4 years
Lizzo may go away empty handed but she's winning the TV broadcast flirting with Jack Whitehall and downing Harry Styles tequila. #Brits2020
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2 years
Coldplay not there, but Camila Cabello filling in gamely #FixYou #ConcertForUkraine
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2 years
This is why we're here. Still indisputably the greatest rock n roll band in the world.
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7 years
I'd have a hell of a hangover right now if I wasn't still drunk.
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3 years
My movie Doppelganger is 40 and looking damn good on it. I vote Ben for the next James Bond and help me vicariously fulfil another one of my childhood fantasies. 🥳 Happy birthday @benbarnes (from your 60 year old alternative self).
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Ben Barnes
3 years
They say life begins at 40… well, not mine. I am 14,609 days old today and I am celebrating every one of them. I have spent most of them pursuing dreams, surrounding myself with people I love and supported by all of you… and I know just how incredibly lucky that makes me.
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2 years
By forcing Spotify to choose between an almost universally revered rock legend and a divisive podcaster, Young is demonstrating what musicians already know. Spotify doesn’t care about music.
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2 years
Saw an old school friend onstage at the Palladium tonight. His theatrical book show was funny, moving, revealing and wow he's singing better than ever. I mean, most people's voices drop with age. I swear Bono's is getting higher.
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"Time is a train / Makes the future the past / Leaves you standing in the station / Your face pressed up against the glass" Happy birthday to my classmate. There's none of us getting any younger. But we've still got time.✌
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The view from my hotel window. Atomic City.
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Bono is a huge fan of Simple Minds & has spoken about @U2 's debt to them, saying "Without New Gold Dream, I don’t believe there would have been an Unforgettable Fire or Joshua Tree.” It is not in my piece so here's what Simple Minds think of U2...(thread)
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1 year
Come the revolution, this is the song the people will be singing. What a joy to have Pulp back.
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4 years
Happy 60th to an old friend. Life begins.
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4 years
OK Twitter, ducking out of the accidental Swift-Lipa fan face off in my timeline to get some actual work done. But for the record, if I was a Grammy voter, I'd be doing a write in for Bob Dylan. 😉
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Zero points from the public vote for Olly. “I don’t know why that happened,” says Graham Norton. Well, maybe I can enlighten him. Ordinary pop song, underpowered vocal, orgiastic production set in a toilet. No blaming Brexit for that. Just not good enough. Again. #Eurovision
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2 years
It is amazing to see this in print this morning. Typed into a phone in a field whilst #Adele was on stage and emailed to editors at 10.30pm, there it is in the @telegraph in time for brunch.
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To the nervous U2 fans throwing out wild speculation about the integrity of the band, y'all know that Larry plays drums on the new album (out next month), right? And there's someone called Adam on bass. It's stripped back, but it's not just Bono and Edge having a sing song.
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10 years
Is there some kind of sporting event going on today?
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5 years
Matt Bellamy is in the middle of this picture. Somewhere. What an amazing gig from @muse
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4 years
In their wisdom, @BBCRadio2 listeners have voted The Joshua Tree by @U2 as the greatest album of the 80's - and who could argue with that on #NationalAlbumDay ? Here's a piece I wrote about its iconic cover.
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My mind continues to be blown, and we're still half an hour from blast off. I'll be a gibbering wreck by the end of this. #U2UVSphere
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7 years
I've filed my #U2 review. Five stars. Some might say I'm biased but hard not to be when your mates are the greatest rock band in the world.
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Back in the silo. 😉
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It's a quiet start for 2018 in music. At least Camila Cabello is Havana good time (sorry) via @TeleMusicNews
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7 years
#U2 are playing their last Joshua Tree show tonight. I'm looking forward to what comes next.
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Thar she blows. Good morning Vegas.
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7 years
Going to start writing my U2 review today. I was away on a trip when Bono 1st sent me the album. I said "I'm saving it for the long journey home." He said "That's kind of the whole story of Songs of Experience."
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1 year
So the U2 balloon goes up again, but this time without iconic drummer Larry Mullen Jr (recovering from back surgery). Some hardcore fans are aghast. But surely bands have got to play? Its what they do, its who they are. Even The Beatles toured Australia without Ringo.
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U2
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Announcing U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at The Sphere. Watch the extended trailer and register for ticket information and Verified Fan access at . #U2SPHERE
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4 years
I also got this from Dua, so Taylor needs to up her blag game 😬 just sayin'.
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8 months
Had the very strange experience of walking around the Sphere and hearing my name being sung out from its walls 🤔... of course, I quickly realised it was U2 soundchecking Vertigo... "KNEEEEEEEL!"
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4 years
I'm honestly digging my @DUALIPA disco light. 🥳🍹🕺
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3 years
Warren Ellis listening to Nick Cave. That's the way to sit on stage when not called upon to perform.
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Every time I look out my window, I get my mind slightly blown.
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Neil McCormick
1 year
Edge: "Everyone has the right to call in sick." I think this is something a section of the U2 fan base is not really getting. Larry is currently out of action (and has been for a while). In the meantime, his bandmates are keeping busy, but keeping his drum stool warm for him.
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1 year
Exclusive: @U2 have big plans for 2023. Here's what the Edge told us about their new album of reimagined classics, their Las Vegas show, the guitar album they're making next, and Larry Mullen Jr.'s temporary absence from the band
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Neil McCormick
3 years
So @benbarnes played me in Killing Bono. He's got musical talent all of his own to burn. Worth listening to Ben play himself on his new EP, channelling jazzy soulful and sophisticated seventies soft rock. No Bono's harmed in this classy production.
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Ben Barnes
3 years
#SongsForYou is available NOW! Listen to it wherever you stream. This is a clearly a dream come true for me. This EP is the most personal and intimate thing I have ever made and I have felt the most myself writing, releasing and talking about this music.
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An audience with the Queen.
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1 year
I love that this extraordinary timeline includes imagery from a photo taken in Mount Temple Comprehensive in 1978 ... by my dear old mum.
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1 year
Songs Of Surrender. 40 Songs. Reimagined and rerecorded. March 17, 2023. #U2SOS40
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“No one is more disappointed than us that Larry won’t be joining us in Vegas... We made a commitment. In the history of U2, you can count the shows we've missed on the fingers of one hand."
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Neil McCormick
4 years
U2's Joshua Tree album cover could have been quite different with another designer, less prone to cropping photos ...
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Trust @BlondieOfficial to create packaging so beautiful you wouldn't even throw the cardboard box it came in away.
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5 years
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
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Neil McCormick
6 years
Twitter has become a bitter disappointment to me. I glance at it every day but never see the Tweets I'm waiting for. These are 1) Trump arrested. 2) Brexit Cancelled. 3) Scientifically literate adult put in charge of global response to Climate Change.
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Neil McCormick
4 years
Ah, the busker's classic. Lovely to see Bono & Edge together again, especially since they spent lockdown in different countries. I'm guessing this means there may be plans afoot 🤔
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4 years
For those who didn’t see it... @U2 #SongsFromAnEmptyRoom
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4 years
I have to spend the day writing about this album cover. Life in lockdown can be tough eh?
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I found what I'm looking for...
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1 year
I can't believe permanently closing Brixton Academy is even being considered. It is 1 of London's great historic venues, the heart of Brixton, bringing 1000s of people's footfall to the area nightly. #SaveBrixtonAcademy - Sign the Petition via @UKChange
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3 years
Sitting in a cafe, trying to identify the early new wave U2 song I can barely hear through the background clatter ... when I finally get it ... Inhaler 😳
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Neil McCormick
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Me at 20. Well, @benbarnes playing me at 20 in Killing Bono. Which is exactly how I remember it. Ahem. 😬 #MeAt20
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Tyler the Creator let's Theresa May have it for banning him in 2015. Not a great #Brits for Conservative PMs.
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5 years
Patti Smith played @U2 's Love Is All We Have Left. It was beautiful. & such a compliment to a band who have always loved the punk poet queen.
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I was queuing for a #Glastonbury burrito, when my phone rang. "Neil, it's Elton." 😳 He wanted to tell me how moved he was by yesterday's @Telegraph front page story. Read it below ..
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Neil McCormick
4 years
Oh wow. I remember that gig in the school car park. 1978. Think I recognise faces in the crowd too.
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Niall O'Carroll
4 years
Happy Birthday Bono . Mount Temple was such a great school . It says Gynasium but in the 90s it was the Tuc shop and common room !! #Bono60 #BonoVox @U2 @U2start @U2_News
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