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Joke about the BJP. Get called a Congressi.
Joke about the Congress. Get called a bhakt.
Just say ‘Modi’. Get called an anti-national.
Do haathi cheenti jokes. Get called out for fat shaming.
#offencebazar
What is this nonsense about “if you stay in a particular state you must speak its language”? My dad was in the army & posted in several places that he did not speak the language of. And he didn’t go to war for just the State he knew the language of.
#QuitDividingIndia
Sorry guys, whoever bought tickets for my show Front Row, am cancelling the show for today in deference to our martyrs at the border. You will be refunded.
My cook’s daughter scores 90% in her 10th boards. A farmer’s son gets into an Ivy League college on merit. These are kids that rose despite their circumstances. Kudos to the do-ers!
#lageyrahoindia
Walked up to a gentleman from
@DelhiPolice
to ask if he would let my friend walk in the park since she had forgotten her mask. He sweetly gave her a fresh one from his bike. With you for you always indeed!
#respect
#love
#appreciation
#gratitude
Since when is cracking a joke “about” something considered being “against” it? I joke about myself and my parents all the time. We don’t want to bring down anything but your stress.
#Chill
#smile
#SpreadLove
#thinkpositive
The thing is I don’t mind bombing as much as i mind my bombing translating into “all women comedians suck”. Wish I was allowed to fail as an individual rather than an entire gender!
#Pressure
Had the honour to open for
@thevirdas
yesterday at the JLN Stadium in Delhi. This man is unstoppable. Must catch his show
#Wanted
whenever and wherever you can. He makes not being ok so bloody funny you’ll tear up too.
#WantedTour
Of course women’s sentiments are hurt over Ranveer Singh’s pics. Our husbands and boyfriends don’t look anything like him!
#RidiculousFIR
#RanveerSingh
India applauded its heroes today. I’ve got goosebumps! This is the most we’ve felt united in a loooong time. Stick together India. At least in spirit 🙏🏻
#coronavirusindia
#JantaCurfew
Reached the airport at 6am for an 8am flight. Just about made it!! Insane crowd. It’s like a Kumbh ka mela. Thought I’d find some lost sibling too.
#T3
#delhiairport