"After careful consideration your address has been flagged as suspicious by the North American Bitcoin Miners Association.
Unfortunately for you, our decision is final and cannot be appealed.
Thank you for using Bitcoin โข๏ธ powered by Tesla ยฎ๏ธ"
I've been shilling $DAI as better savings money for Argentinians for years. ๐ฆ๐ท
Many who listened ended up using
@UniswapProtocol
. ๐ฆ
Airdropped $UNI provided extra income worth ~6m-1y salary. ๐
Life changing for so many. Only on
#Ethereum
๐
This is so good :)
- Flash loan as much as you can
- List your punk for an insane amount of $ETH
- Buy it
- Other account gives you the ETH back
- Repay
Even with $ETH at 3k, gas prices remain low
Defi
L2s
EIP-1559
EIP-3074
The Merge
Everything we've been working for over the years is converging and creating a truly unstoppable platform.
#Ethereum
๐
when I was 22 I tracked down a particular ladyboy in Thailand who was said gave the best bjs
and it was indeed the best dick sucking I ever experienced
until
@yaffebellany
piece on
@SBF_FTX
in the
@nytimes
top notch dick sucking ser
Have 6k USDC
Borrow 94k USDC
Swap 100k USDC for 253 ETH
Swap 253 ETH for 145k sUSD
Swap 145k sUSD for 146k USDC
Pay back 94k USDC
Pocket 46k USDC
I think that's worth spending 3.61 ETH in fees
After 4 years it's time for me to say goodbye to the Maker Foundation! Aug 31st is my last day.
It has been truly life-changing. ๐
I'm not saying goodbye to the
@MakerDAO
Protocol. In fact, as a community member, I believe I will have even more positive impact.
๐จ PSA ๐จ
Add this `say_gm` modifier to your Solidity functions so users have to send a `gm` at least once a day or they can't interact with your contract!
gm
@BTCsessions
@TeslaGong
@wintonARK
Achieving truly decentralized finance โ power to the people โ is a noble & important goal.
Layer count depends on projected bandwidth & compute, both rising rapidly, which means single layer network can carry all human transactions in future imo.
For now, Lightning is needed.
you can see it here:
0x9b5a flash loans 124,457 ETH from many sources
0x9b5a pays 124,457 ETH to the punk contract
punk contract sends it to 0x8e39
0x8e39 sends back to 0x9b5a
0x9b5a repays loan
genius ๐
I am a:
โช๏ธ man
โช๏ธ woman
๐ illiquid jpeg enthusiast
looking for:
โช๏ธ man
โช๏ธ woman
๐ a tiny bit more innovation at the smart contract level plz
Every single thing you do on
#Ethereum
burns some Ether forever.
Rollups like Arbitrum, Optimism, zkSync and others, they burn Ether too.
Your $ENS claim tonight, yup, that burned $ETH, about 750 Ether so far.
Gonna type a rocket now ๐
A
@MakerDAO
Vault just sold 65k ETH to pay off debt and decrease their risk... seems this netted 150k in fees to
@oasisdotapp
๐ค
average price... 1155 USD per ETH ๐ฅฒ
2,000,021.056 ETH locked in the Dai Credit System.๐พ
That's 92.79% of all Wrapped ETH.๐ฐ
That's 1.91% of the ENTIRE ETH SUPPLY in existence.๐ฏ
That's about $218,000,000 Dollars worth of ETH backing more than $75,440,000 worth of Dai.๐ฒ
Congratulations
@MakerDAO
!
Eth2.0 beacon chain launched December 1st, 2020
People who bought around that time:
32 $ETH that day, $18k
33.36 $ETH today with staking rewards, $101k
Congratulations ๐
.
@coinbase
gifted its 1,700 employees with 100 shares each ahead of Wednesdayโs hotly-anticipated direct listing on the Nasdaq stock exchange.
@Sebsinclair1989
reports
@VitalikButerin
That humans should live forever?
Dunno but as I get older I'm starting to make peace with the fact that we're on this planet for a little while, hopefully live happy and productive lives, and then make way for new generations.
Why is
@0xPolygon
growing as fast as it is?
Because it is working WITH Ethereum, not against it... (plus it's fast af)
Of course it has chads like
@MihailoBjelic
and
@sandeepnailwal
at the helm, who understand that we all win by working together ๐
.
@APompliano
tweeting that Ethereum is not
#1
smart contract platform anymore because
@0xPolygon
has more txs literally made my day. ๐
Can someone please explain to him that Ethereum scaling platforms *are* Ethereum? ๐๐
the misinformation battle is happening right now, just look at the discord + ethereum news
I think we will win in the end. We have more money, more autism and more gms
But it's gonna get ugly
Lufthansa flight attendant says to me: "good evening sir, your flight time today will be 12h30m"
Then I swear to god he turns to the guy next to me and says "and sir, yours will be about the same"
NOBODY TOLD ME GERMANS HAD DAD JOKES ๐
Dai turns 1 year old today! We deployed December 17, 2017 when ETH was 720 USD. Since then, ETH price peaked at 1400, then steadily dropped to 80. Dai has maintained its peg to the US Dollar. Call it trial by fire ๐ฅ
#HappyBirthDai
every day I become more of an ETH maxi ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
don't have time for anything else and nothing captures my imagination like
#Ethereum
and its people, my people
2030
you validate the Ethereum blockchain on your 10 year old iPhone 12, thanks to statelessness, verkle trees and zk added years ago, your pocket feels all powerful. you whisper an intent, and a trade magically happens
price of Ether: $3500
I earn some $DAI here and there from running oracles, advising, and some other less savory ordeals (I buy $ETH with it as soon as I get it)
Gonna request it be sent to an L2, no exceptions
It starts with us, we need to drive the adoption ๐
"within one or two years we'll have the capability of proving the Ethereum L1 in realtime" (talking about zkchains vs no zkchains)
"now entering a mode where every serious chain is a zkChain"
@VitalikButerin
just now on the ACD call ๐
the fun is just beginning
5 years ago I thought I'd be programming PHP for the rest of my life, and had made peace with that.
Fuck yeah
#Ethereum
๐
Chime in with your stories please, feeling good today ๐
what I hear:
"bitcoin has been around for 12 years and there's so little to do its history can be stored in 412GB"
"ethereum has been around for half that time and already spawned 9TB of rich history, including defi, stables, daos, ntfs, gaming, etc"
๐
I don't say this much, but I'm an Ethereum maxi
Everything I find interesting is being built on Ethereum
All my friends are building on Ethereum
That's it. That's the tweet ๐
"can users of Robinhood invest in or own Robinhood?" Not at this time no...
@Uniswap
oh you swapped once? Here's 400 $UNI ๐ฆ
We're on the right track here
#defi
I just witnessed this in real time... New farm comes up, then a team of strategists/cartoon animals:
- analyze the farm (can it rug, is it safe?)
- code up new strategies
- test them
- deploy and plug to vaults
- go live
All in a few hours. ๐คฏ
We don't own enough $YFI...
Add this modifier to your Solidity functions to make them only work Monday thru Friday, 10 am to 5 pm Eastern Time!
TODO: testing!
TODO: timezones!
TODO: delete this tweet, burn computer down!
Let me tell you a story about a young man.
He believed in Bitcoin when no one around him did. Bought at $1.
Started a company to bring crypto to everyone.
That was 10 years ago.
Today his company IPO'd.
That man's name? Albert Einstein