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@n0tjkm_

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Might do a masters just to avoid work for one more year
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@AlexFiveZero Broo I’m not ready to join the 5 day working week cycle man I’m too cool for that man
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@nataleebfitness Getting your money up when you have a gofundme crazy talk
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@guerlainguerier 200m in Brazil can prob buy him a whole town. Set his family up for life
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@shadadzai These guys are from Argentina btw 😂 too funny how they adapted dfkm
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@masiglory Not Denmark basically all of Scandinavia
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Need someone to do this with smartwhip in London. You’ll see smiles with bare teeth showing lmao
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@Antss1j Noo way if you have no bills you’ll have more disposable income 😯😯
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@v3leedsinfidel 13 years is crazy man. Ngl 5 years is the max ngl. He could had a whole family by now 💀
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@abdvlahi ICT class Year 10. Mourinho got sacked and half my class started shouting 😢
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@shadadzai It’s much an Anglosphere tradition.. western countries like Italy and Spain have all their family living together
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@CLINT419 @VloneLiving 90% of your customer base btw
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@M_Bas1 “Wallahi Wenger was overrated Klopp’s aura was just different”
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@v3leedsinfidel Isn’t Ødegaard 24 lmao should make it 21 and under
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@DinoCFC Havertz is more of a big game player than him
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@speziaIs House arrest/ Investigation in CIA black site
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@Monz_ah We r the Mexicans for the USA in the tech world
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@M_Bas1 “Canada has a plan for me”
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@pb36624031 Amad got CL appearances than your club has in 20 years
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@malrkay Bruno obvs he has that aura
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@Michael_Grigs26 Ferguson is already better than Kane ffs and Mitoma against Dalot 😭
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@tize4PF You’re gonna take that risk 😭
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@ZakKnowsBall Chelsea went 10th to 1st in 1 season not hard
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@khaziiii @CLINT419 Getting advice from “clint419” go ask your teachers or summin lmao
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@shadadzai The fine should increase with the type of car you’re driving.
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@Ebe4Eva @a27627 I know your right arm is hugee
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Right winger might be a dying position because how is “Saka” the best in the world in that position
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@10blended Haaland= Der Aryan 😂
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@skengteta We’re getting Qatari owners as well. Only up from here
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@m_tactician Has Saka and Martinelli even played a CL game yet?
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@Og_Jigga Turkey population is 100m brev
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@skengteta This is more of a 7-0 game lmao than the Liverpool game was
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@abdvlahi Bro is from Peckham too I can’t believe his parents let him go to acting school 💀
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Henzo has not shown me nothing at all man. Nothing he done has moved me so far
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@malrkay Guys from Texas saying buck 😂😂
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@3bIackbeard His legacy is a tiktok sound
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@AceVondelle Insurance gonna cost more than the actual car soon dfkm
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@Og_Jigga Lmao the one in all black was bare smiling too 😂
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@v3leedsinfidel @prostoinegr98 You’re married??? I thought u was a twitter troll…
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@TrujistaSancho It’s all pens fam don’t piss me off
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@muxsin2003 It’s basically a career ender. Lucky for us we r not athletes and will work office jobs 😂
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@Ic3Evaa Guy was well known you casual 😂 they beat like 6 clubs to him
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@Dabzzzz97 The UK is majority white bruv the chances are more likely to happen if you think about it
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@p4nzo29 Broo I tweeted this out of random and Americans got a hold of it 😂
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@pb36624031 What a final win for the massive Newcastle United!!
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I don’t get why we can’t use Antony like how Arsenal use Saka….
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@MitomaBalI @Bald_Bloke_ Never knew Nelson got 20 assists 3 seasons in a row
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@Sensemilia_ He needs new boots keeps slipping every 3rd touch
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@Trujista Guy shows up for every game except for important ones 😭
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@Ebe4Eva If he was a right winger he’ll prob break Neymar transfer record that’s how bad the market is
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This guy is not Swedish man he’s a Somali brudda from streatham
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Guess Who gets competitive! 🤣 Watch in full now on YouTube! 👉
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@mollyperc0cets Sksk took Arteta 4 years to be this good what u on
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@aqeyria Blame twitter tacticos. Ruining our sport
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@Aarayouz Any striker who has over 10 goals in a League is like 60million now
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@chigzarsenal20 Can smell this tweet
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@whitest_injera What have you done to help ppl in Africa before you start complaining bout ppl?
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@matt_roberts05 Snapchat subscriptions to normal ppl is insane
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@aqeyria This gonna be rinsed more than the vince he was special meme 😭
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@6ToMyStomach Him taking har fi a eddiot rass
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@BodegaaCat @Kristian10l 24 and 17 lmao Brazilians don’t care man
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@yrssuf Imagine being Born a Qatari or a emirati bro. There’s deadarse only 300k Qataris who all work gov jobs and rich af
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@muxsin2003 Used to watch Boris Conferences like it was a Man Utd game. I was the nostalgia reminiscer
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@tize4PF Casuals finding out about her damn can’t have anything to myself 😭
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@v3leedsinfideI Guy got 15 PL goals and more in every season under Pep except his first
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@Trujista @Ebe4Eva Cavani Higuain now we got guys like “Kolo Miami” getting 100m tags
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@HITCSevens Your voice is horrible plus your views are finito 😂
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@PLUSULTR444 You’re 40 years old 😭
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White and Asian bruddas on FT saying xoog and xaar is too funny man. You just know they say it wrong irl
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@Ebe4Eva That’s not a snow bunny. That’s a snow bear fam
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@underIineoasl It’s another guy 😂
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@skengteta You lot were craving for it last 5 years now you’re winning the league 😭
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@yrssuf They pronounce it with a Z
Tweet media one
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@tize4PF Twitter THOR because you get dem LIGHTNING likes
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@underIineoasl Asian cup be serious man
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@TrujistaSancho No I let my white friends say it to me all the time even my nickname is that
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@1jardo Don’t even know their names more times just their nicknames
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@chiddyafc Your whole fanbase literally live in NIGERIA😭😭
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@muxsin2003 That pose
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@A1ZH4RY @benz17711771 You wouldn’t be saying this if Arsenal didn’t sign him
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Talking about how Saka gets put on positions where he can benefit the most….
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@talkswithjordan @itsaffirmed Racial tension Lmaoo you prob live in the least racist western country as a black person g
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Too funny how ppl unironically say rizz irl like bro do you not hear yourself 😭😭
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@chiddyafc No he wasn’t. De Gea was the worst player on the pitch, squad, league, Europe
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@6ToMyStomach Mi nah Somali mi did baan an bred inna Yamaica bredrin
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This guy is the most corniest guy ever
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brudda that played kieron shouted man for garms for this season n I took too long to send it to him Thank God. Cos No way a man was gonna get dragged out the whip screamin like that in some cargos
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@lichafords Prob saw she still on the same 2002 PC she got when he arrived 😂
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@iron_redux @BabatundeOnabaj @mindofprospect @billmatic__ They’re richer than the whole world bro most disposable income since like 1940s this isn’t new
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@9vander_ @shadadzai Imagine guys like Sancho doing nothing in the field and get 10 pound fines smh
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@shadadzai DHgate straight from Shenzhen
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@yrssuf When it turns into irl slang it’s Joever fr
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@DinoCFC If you’re 14 and not in a academy you might as well give up
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@Jimmy___87 @afcjxmes Tactics and structure when they win every major trophy 😂
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@Og_Jigga Swear your hairline finito too
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@moriarty786 Broo took the red pill fairs
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@SeanDOlfc They haven’t been scary since Sane Sterling days
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@skengteta A prem title plus semi finals of CL
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Not even smartwhip tbf. Give them a free elf bar and it’ll work let’s be real
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@underIineoasl Thought this was a kebab wrap for a sec with red onions
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@MitomaBalI @Bald_Bloke_ He got over 30 goal involvements over three seasons. Talent like that doesn’t go away and he’s been pretty good since coming back
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