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Paul Jenkins

@mypauljenkins

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Writer, Director, Producer. Eisner Award Winner, BAFTA Nominee, Maverick, Idiot. World's Dumbest Robot.

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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
7 years
Don't know who took the photo - the cat, presumably - but is this the greatest selfie of all time?
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4 years
Ha ha! I also feel shame right about now.
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4 years
You have got to be kidding me. Oh my God!
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2 years
This is the story of my entire week.
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5 years
I think everybody should see this image today. Because happiness.
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3 years
For the past year or so, my family and I have been under constant attack by a toxic fan. Today marks the beginning of the end of this cruelty. We are making a documentary, and we're making a stand.
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4 years
To raise money for the #ComicWritersChallenge ... a page of the unpublished Big Numbers series by Alan Moore, with art by @sinKEVitch This piece means more to me than I can say. A piece of comics history of which I was the editor. Bidding ends on June 11th at 10PM EST. Go!!!
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3 years
Ha ha! Right?
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Paul Jenkins
2 years
Anyone else feeling this? Where are you at on the scale, seriously?
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5 years
My Dad had been closing down over the last two days - he went to join his squaddies in the sky about an hour ago. Think of him for just a minute today, if you can. He would love it if you had a beer (or soft drink) in his honor tonight. Travel safe, Dad, wherever you are going.
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3 years
This is genius! Poor Grandma.
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Paul Jenkins
4 years
Just spent 3 hours on the phone with my great mate, @kevineastman86 - and do we have something cooking for you guys. How would you all like if we did a regular streamed retrospective on the early days of #TMNT , the 30-year anniversary of the #TMNTMovie , and more? Cowabunga!?
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3 years
I would totally watch this Purge sequel.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
4 years
30 Years ago I sat with my lifetime friend @kevineastman86 in a movie theater in Northampton, MA, as we watched our premiere of the first #TMNT movie. I will never forget when Eastman and Laird rolled up in the credits and we all cheered. Quite a moment.
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@mypauljenkins
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5 years
Today I have been married to the most beautiful person alive for 17 years. I pinch myself every day about how far I out-punted my coverage. That didn't stop me from taking my life in my hands with her card, mind you. Thankfully, she laughed. 😃❤️🇬🇧
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7 years
Me: "Okay, we could see Wonder Woman, Guardians of the Galaxy…" Kids: "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS EPIC MOVIE!" Me: "Shit."
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
1 year
@AlliterAndy @shinypinkbottle @Powerkeni @JDS_247 Bucky and I created Typeface to be one of those silly, throwaway sort of villains from back in the day. We were amused when everyone moaned about his existence - that was pretty much the point. He's been used quite a bit since. Hilarious to see him in the film. Thank you!
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1 year
@DC_moments You're missing two people: myself and Rick Veitch. I ran into him on the platform at East Croydon station on my way to a Palace match.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
4 years
I finally watched the last two Star Wars films. Found them to be a pointless, artless, derivative, formulaic, puddle of exposition. Otherwise, it was complete shit.
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2 years
This is so true. Be good to yourself today.
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5 years
I'm coming back to DC Comics! Thrilled to be back where it all started for me. #comicbooks
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Paul Jenkins
3 years
@neilkleid @GailSimone @talentcaldwell I think I have signed more issues of this Spidey issue over the years than I have signed issues of Wolverine Origin #1 . People get pretty emotional about it.
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@mypauljenkins
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3 years
Doesn't matter how many times I come across this in my photos folder, it never gets old and she will never forgive me for it. #badholidayphotos
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
4 years
That time when I played myself in the 10th anniversary edition of #Hellblazer 120 with art by the amazing @seanpphillips . If you have never read this issue, give it a shot.
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2 years
This one's for you, @JenniferLMeyer
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
7 years
Wait... the end of the rainbow is @WaffleHouse ? Just as I suspected.
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4 years
Genuine appreciation for the time and effort it took to be this funny.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
5 years
NP is out of surgery. The surgery went well. I am about to go in and be with her when she wakes up. If that doesn’t get her brain firing I don’t know what will. Scrabble high score remains at 457. So, I’m kind of disappointed about that. 🙃
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Paul Jenkins
3 years
I have a healing factor - what did you expect?
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
1 year
I'm so excited to be a part of this - feels like a movement in bookselling, as much as a single event. This is the way.
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Book.io
1 year
Tomorrow! Curioddity by the incredibly talented @mypauljenkins ! 1,000 books available; Mint limit 4 Price: 49 ADA/ 44 ADA #OGBookClub & @wizardtimstory holders Sale starts: 5 PM EST / 21:00 UTC
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
1 year
It could only be ⁦ @0n1Force ⁩ - our new mascot!
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@mypauljenkins
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5 years
My day today. This is where I grew up.
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4 years
I hate the idea that I might die with the regret of not doing something I have always wanted to do. So I did it. I finally did it. I ate some of the dog’s canned food.
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Paul Jenkins
1 year
It's mint day for me with the @book_io team! Welcome to the world of Curioddity! Here's a sneak peek at a couple of my personal favorite covers, starting with this cat. Because what better way to pander to my audience than with cats? It's a proven winner. 😃
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@mypauljenkins
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5 years
NP just went into surgery. I am a wreck but thinking positive thoughts. Thanks again for all the well wishes.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
9 months
For three years I have endured a constant barrage of cheating and personal attacks by a toxic fan. It's time to bring this shit to an end. #stoptoxicfandom Fundraiser for Paul Jenkins by Dean Newbury : Please Help My Friend Paul Jenkins
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
5 years
This little bastard just woke up the entire house by cracking open a door with his paws and setting off the alarm. With the police on their way, kids fearful, and me wandering around with a knife… he sat in front of his handiwork, then ran to the treats. I gave him treats.
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5 years
7-yr old: “Daddy, I have a question about the cyclops monster.” Me: “What is it, Little Man?” 7-yr old: “When he closes his eye, is he winking or blinking?” Me: “...”
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Paul Jenkins
4 years
Little man is out of surgery and waking up. He thinks he has been gone for a week. Poor little guy. But at least he has Sprite.
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5 years
Who’s the coolest Dad in the world? The Dad who takes his kid to see a Mongolian metal band for his first concert. #TheHu
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3 years
😃😃
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1 year
Very excited for this! The folks at are doing amazing things for the community. ❤️
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OG Book Club
1 year
@NEM0NAUT got it right! The book minting next week on @book_io is Curioddity by @mypauljenkins Paul has already pledged 10 of these book for the #charityraffle Thank you Paul and looking forward to reading your book! @Ada4goodP #NFT #books #charity
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2 years
I am at my little guy’s first band concert. Every other kid is warming up with a few notes. But not my kid. My kid is playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone. 😂
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4 years
I was just thinking, where the hell was Nostradamus during the shit-show that was 2020? Like, shouldn't there be a hundred quatrains dedicated to January alone?
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Paul Jenkins
1 year
I’m on a pirate ship!!
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Paul Jenkins
3 years
Someone is a genius.
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4 years
Yo, @CBLDF how are you still employing Charles Brownstein after multiple documented cases of harassment and abuse, notably against @takisoma and @mikescigliano ? What century do you think we are living in? You will never, ever receive support from me again at shows or otherwise.
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Paul Jenkins
6 years
Back when I was writing Spidey, virtually every time I asked the question, "Can I write such-and-such," the answer was "Yes." They knew we didn't need to write crossover blockbusters because Marvel was in Chapter 11 bankruptcy. We needed character and story only.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
9 years
Something I've never shown before - page 14 of the never-published Big Numbers #3 by Alan Moore & Bill Sienkiewicz!
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
2 years
Hey guys, I am grateful to meet all of my new followers. Looking forward to showing you all some of the upcoming content, and hearing your feedback as the projects are released. 💜
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Paul Jenkins
6 years
Thrilled to be writing #JudgeDredd for the first time!
@IDWPublishing
IDW Publishing
6 years
Out This Week: Celebrated British writer @mypauljenkins takes his first shot at #JudgeDredd ! Head to your local comic book shop and pick up Judge Dredd: Toxic! #1 out this week!
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5 years
These guys should probably swap shirts. #MNF
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9 months
We are going to make a difference and put a stop to this awful phenomenon of creators being attacked by toxic fans. Sincere thanks to @YuriLowenthal @sinKEVitch and many, many others. I am so grateful for your support. #stoptoxicfandom
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Paul Jenkins
4 years
This is perfect.
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4 years
My wife is an elementary school teacher. We just signed up for our children to do virtual learning, even though our youngest attends her school. Anyone out there unclear on the concept?
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Paul Jenkins
5 years
Happy Treason Day to my Colonial brothers and sisters. And remember... when you "won" the War of Independence, you were all British. So, in fact, we won! Hooray! 🇬🇧🇺🇸🍻
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Paul Jenkins
3 years
@GailSimone Gail, thank-you. It has been a pretty shitty ordeal. But I made a decision to take this on and now we're on that train. You know how it is, I am sure: those of us who do this for a living are under constant attack and I want to help put a stop to it.
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3 years
Some years ago, Geoff Johns reached out to me for pitches for the main DC villains. I pitched a story with Bill Sienkiewicz about the Riddler being an anarchist/serial killer. Sure going to be interested in this upcoming movie.
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7 years
My favorite thing in the entire universe is that I just discovered a fan page for the most obscure character I ever created: a piece of cheese that Peter Parker used to keep in his fridge back when I wrote Spider-Man.
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3 years
Uhm. This might be one of the greatest quotes of all time.
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@mypauljenkins
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7 years
Today marks the 15th anniversary of my marriage to this exquisite human being. I love you more than life itself, Nigh Perfect! #love
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5 years
Just a little thing on the way from @DCComics - #Infected
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@mypauljenkins
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3 years
Here we go. Should I live tweet the whole thing?
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2 years
I am a lifetime fan of treasure hunts. A lot of my work is about seeing the stuff hidden right in front of our eyes. I'm about to run a giant new puzzle project that'll take everyone around the world, across time, through the looking glass and into a rabbit hole. Interested?
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5 years
@karenpberger I owe my career as a writer to you, and our dearly departed friend, Lou Stathis. It was a pleasure to work for you, and to learn from you. #BergerBooks
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1 year
From the pages of Curioddity - this is Beethoven, just after he composed himself. Check it out via @book_io Minting today.:)
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4 years
I suppose I should have shown you guys Jennifer's Fairy Quest image: isn't it amazing? Come and check it out and see our book at
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9 months
Devastating.
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1 year
Classic Bert.
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4 years
14-yr old: "If you could get rid of any idea in the world, what would it be?" 9-yr old: "Racism." We may not be the best parents in the world but we sure are the proudest right about now.
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4 years
Hindsight is 2020. 2020 is bullshit. Therefore, hindsight is bullshit.
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@mypauljenkins
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4 years
I cannot stress this enough: how bloody incredible is @GailSimone for using her platform to help raise a ton of money with the #ComicWritersChallenge ? #BLM We just sold for $5000 thanks to @rghanbari
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@mypauljenkins
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4 years
Right now, there are electric jellyfish inside that Sahara dust cloud headed towards us. They are riding on the back of the murder hornets, who decided to go for backup when everyone ignored them the first time.
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Paul Jenkins
5 years
On Wednesday this week - the 3rd - my Nigh Perfect wife, Melinda, is going in for brain surgery to correct a long standing nerve issue (trigeminal neuralgia). I will update as we go. She has forbidden me to live stream the event.
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3 years
If you have ever wanted to join the fight against the cruelty that now pervades our society, this is your chance. Our documentary is your documentary.
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@mypauljenkins
Paul Jenkins
4 years
Hey gang, We are now up to a bid of $2100 for this unpublished Big Numbers artwork by @sinKEVitch - let's keep it moving. All money raised goes to support #BLM #BlackLivesMatter thanks to the #comicswriterschallenge initiated by the amazing @GailSimone Can we go higher?
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1 year
Letting the days go by...
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@mypauljenkins
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4 years
Not gonna lie, it's been kind of a weird day. Anyone else out there have a weird day? 😃
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9 months
@YuriLowenthal Thanks, @YuriLowenthal for the support. This is the most awful situation, but I am hopeful we can come together and bring an end to these unwarranted attacks on creators. It starts here, by bringing this cruel and toxic individual into a courtroom.
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8 years
Republicans and Democrats may disagree about whether #Trump should pull out but I think we can all agree his father should have. :)
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Paul Jenkins
2 years
For those of you at level 8 or above: we understand.
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4 years
When you see it...
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4 years
I shaved the dog!
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3 years
That time I created the Sentry and then appeared as a character in a Marvel comic who created the Sentry... #sentry #thesentry
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4 years
Today, I have been married to the one and only Nigh Perfect for exactly 18 years. Melinda, you are the most generous, beautiful, kindest person I could possibly wish to share my life with. Most Importantly, you tolerate my bullshit and laugh at almost ten percent of my jokes.
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3 years
I just asked my 10-year old kid if he had any homework this weekend and he called me a "Karen." His insult game is on-point! 😂
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4 years
Brothers from another mother.
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@mypauljenkins
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3 years
What the hell is happening to me as I get older? Yesterday, my 10-year old informed me his favorite musician was Bob Marley and I had to sit by myself and cry. Like, big crocodile tears. Seriously. I cried.
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2 years
For writers everywhere...
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5 years
My nephew and I just tied one on for my dear old Dad. We almost got in a bar fight. Way to keep up the Jenkins family tradition - Granddad would be proud! 🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺 #DCLI
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1 year
OMG. Where do I get it?
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@mypauljenkins
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2 years
Saw this on Imgur and was moved to retweet it: Aitzaz Hasan was 15 years old when he took on a suicide bomber trying to blow up his school. He lost his life in the process. We should remember him, often.
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4 years
This is how the world ends Not with a bang But with a bunch of Duck Dynasty cosplayers
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@mypauljenkins
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4 years
No matter what happens in the Georgia elections, our nine-year old is going to be happy tomorrow because he won't have any more "John Ossof Is the Anti Christ" ads spoiling his enjoyment of YouTube.
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Paul Jenkins
3 years
I was on set at Carolco (for TMNT 2) the night Brandon Lee died. Entire place was just devastated. The Crow was a Tundra property, and we were close to the project as a result. I have dreaded firearms of any kind on set ever since.
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1 year
Most hilarious moment of my career so far has been sitting in a theater with my youngest boy and watching Typeface show up in the #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse movie. Bucky and I created him for a bit of fun. He's all grown up now! :)
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