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Myles Tanzer
5 years
🚨Some personal news🚨 I wrote a book for kids called ✨MUSIC IS MY LIFE✨ !!!!!!! It was made for kids getting into music for the very first time and has 80 artists to discover. It comes out in February. You can pre-order here!
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3 years
Think about this tweet probably every day
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4 years
I'm obsessed with our photos of @bts_bighit . especially the jimin cover which seems v v iconic to me.
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1 year
i never unfollow my friends' exes on instagram because i am first and foremost a reporter
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3 years
The way I feel about Taylor Swift’s “Love Story” is how drunk straight people feel about Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’”
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6 years
sorry but the funniest thing of the entire year is when erykah badu spent an hour telling dj akademiks he reminded her of someone but was really just slowly revealing that he looks like jerry the mouse from tom and jerry
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. @fatbellybella finally figures out who Ak reminds her of 🐭😂 Full episode:
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2 years
jay-z's companion album about being left at home while your wife goes off and parties with her gay friends
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4 years
This year is the perfect time to enact my only good idea: Winter Mondays. Exactly like Summer Fridays but for chopping off the first day of the week in the colder months of the year so that we can hibernate/sleep in and make all-day braises and stews.
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4 years
as a jungkook stan,
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1 year
The english language will never be the same
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7 years
this is the song that made me a camila cabello stan
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5 years
danielle haim is the captain marvel of the vampire weekend cinematic universe send tweet
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3 years
Wizkid's Made in Lagos is one of my favorite albums of the year and I wish it was on every best albums list.
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3 years
hi jungkook 🥺
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4 months
They should be a boygenius
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Dua Lipa reveals Tove Lo and Charli XCX are two of the singers that she’s remained close with over the years: “Those are just two solid, core girls who are really girls’ girls. Every time I hang out with [Tove Lo] I feel so energized, and I feel a real sense of comfort. It’s a
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3 years
Listening to Wizkid in the sunshine :-)
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10 months
Her mind
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3 years
Omg andré 3000’s lil Apple pie recipe is so cute 🥺
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6 years
For my first ever cover story, I sat down with the iconic @ArianaGrande . 💞💧🙃
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2 years
A hall of fame Notes App statement for sure
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3 years
No one knows more birthdays than Beyoncé
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5 years
Straight people simply cannot get enough of The Joker. He is their icon and their god.
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4 years
Omg this video
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2 years
he is my lee p*ce
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7 years
Trick or treating is *literally* taking handouts.
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Donald Trump Jr.
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I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.
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6 years
send cardi b to the moon, bitch
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5 years
Me when Gaga says she doesn’t remember ARTPOP even though I’ve spent the last 6 years publicly stanning it.
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4 years
The greatest gym album of all time? That’s Taylor Swift’s reputation, actually. Sorry, but it’s true.
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2 years
oh no, what did she tweet
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Daily Mail US
2 years
Artemis 1 moon launch is CANCELED
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7 years
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight. I love
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7 years
Today, as always, I feel extremely grateful that I happen to be alive at the same time as Rihanna is alive.
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4 years
If you stan jungkook like me, come hang out with me online tomorrow night
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4 years
“Vulnerable” is the best song on the Selena Gomez album.
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3 years
Three good albums for a long chill drive: Rostam’s Changephobia, Vampire Weekend’s Father of the Bride, and Wizkid’s Made in Lagos.
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8 years
@selenagomez like when kim spoke up about gun control & black lives matter?
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9 months
Me telling David Zaslav to write a blank check to Kim Cattrall for s3 of AJLT
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7 years
@BryanJFischer God is gay.
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3 years
This is the most Staten Island thing I’ve ever seen and I love every second of it.
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7 years
Incredible Beyoncé story in this interview with Lemonade/Black Panther/Moonlight production Hannah Beachler.
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7 years
I know I'm a little late but is there a better pop song right now than "Touch" by Little Mix????
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6 years
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
@thefader
The FADER
6 years
ɯoɔ˙ɹǝpɐɟǝɥʇ uo ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ƃuıddoɹp
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2 years
Blank street coffee….what’s going on there
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6 years
I (along with some brilliant colleagues) was laid off from The Fader today after 3 years in which I: Wrote the most read cover story in the mag’s history Grew overall traffic 300%+ Launched their first ever podcast And lots more! Please get in touch. I’d love to work with you.
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3 years
Britney announcing her engagement two hours before the VMAs…forever queen of pop.
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4 years
Taylor Swift’s Fearless (platinum edition)? Well that’s a perfect album isn’t it.
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5 years
I think about this dumb meme every Sunday night
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5 years
BTS audience reaction shots are the new Taylor Swift audience reaction shots.
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1 year
Crazy that new Twitter has one feed for the people you want to follow and one that’s exclusively for that random menswear guy
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6 years
@GraceSpelman my friends and i were driving up the coast and didn't know which exit to take in a huge roundabout that had a million cars and so we drove around it four times, and my one friend just kept screaming like you would if you were caught in a tornado. i almost puked from laughing
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5 years
Imagine Michael B Jordan standing in a Nancy Meyers kitchen with an overflowing cheese plate.
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3 years
Some personal news:
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4 years
Wearing god’s most perfect outfit: shorts and a long sleeve tee.
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5 years
There should be a "best friend" mode on Spotify where you can just listen to whatever your friend listens to all day in real time.
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4 years
The thought of doing the dishes again.........
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3 years
PILLS N POTIONS
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7 years
@JMfreespeech you literally caused the iraq war to happen under false pretenses, bye.
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3 years
that new book everyone's waiting for comes out rally sooney
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3 years
Idk...someone’s gotta figure out the pricing structure of subscriptions in general. You’re telling me for $10 a month I can watch every Disney/Marvel/Star Wars thing ever as much as I want or for the same price read some transphobic guy’s unedited emails?
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3 years
For my first cover story at @WSJMag (!) I profiled "the new king of pop" @LilNasX (!!!)
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5 years
@bijanstephen ice cream stores should have two lines — one for people who want to try flavors, and one for people who know what flavor they want already
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3 years
Let’s all give it up for one of my airplants who decided to randomly flower this week.
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4 years
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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1 year
i think about this album cover from A Mighty Wind constantly lol
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5 years
@ArielDumas @HezelAnna This is literally
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5 years
Rare personal news tweet 🥰💍
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3 years
:)
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2 years
a podcast idea i have is Ok, What's Your Deal Now? where every week i talk to someone i follow on social media who recently changed up how they present themselves online and/or ppl who have a pretty different online persona than their real life one
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10 years
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4 years
miley cyrus plz release an album of covers only
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5 years
Some news: Today is my first day as digital editor at @WSJMag ! <3
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2 years
@theferocity I know this news is fake but spiritually? it has still broken me in two
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2 years
I’m personally responsible for at least 159 million of these streams
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“Harleys In Hawaii” by @KatyPerry has reached 200 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her 21st song to achieve this.
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6 years
one of my fav shoots of the year. i stan @Normani .
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4 years
Hustlers is a Christmas movie.
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5 years
I’m rooting for everybody black and kacey musgraves.
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5 years
me calling Calvin Harris to come save the summer
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4 years
Every award Parasite loses is a LIE.
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2 years
Thinking about my long lost friends…the cast of Derry Girls
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2 years
the mid-to-late august urge to only listen to lana del rey
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10 years
Naming my baby girl Tim Howard.
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7 years
Why isn’t Little Mix playing the Super Bowl????
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6 years
. @MTV give Missy Elliott the Video Vanguard Award or you're going to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9 years
Jay Z is currently wearing the necklace you got for your sister on birthright http://t.co/Ctmek903xX
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5 years
Katy Perry went 3 for 3 with 2019 releases but y’all aren’t ready to have that conversation
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3 years
Sesame street for @WSJMag !!
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4 years
come watch wsj mag's innovator awards on november 11th!! it's going to be....dynamite! (<3 to my fellow jungkook stans lol)You can register now at to sign up to watch.
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4 years
Release the My Year of Rest and Relaxation pill already, omfg.
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7 years
@YesJulz But I did reach out, you didn't answer...
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4 years
The gay couple in The Old Guard? I would die for them personally.
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3 years
@oliviacraighead and its companion piece the education connection commercial
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8 years
@kanyewest noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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2 years
Should’ve been at number one for at least two of those years
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10 years
What if all the people you went to high school with got notifications every time you took a screenshot of their Facebook statuses?
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4 years
"Rocket" is one of Beyoncé's best songs and we don't talk about it enough.
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5 years
This is the only good “Why I’m Leaving New York” essay that’s ever been written.
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First time I drank Horchata in LA I automatically knew that the flavor of the drink describe my pussy juice! Please me baby!
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5 years
A cool thing about NYU is that it turns all of its students into absolutely insane people!!!!!
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3 years
my absolute dream job is to join the team that makes up the new oreo flavors
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7 years
@ladygaga Release Dancing In Circles as a single!!!!!!!!!
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6 years
IF THAT'S WHAT RIHANNA SAYS, THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING
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