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Shey your mama know say you dey use 15k buy gun for COD
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“I know it’s break time but let me touch one or two things on Quadratic equations before I leave”
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First set of people to get Church Update before it cast
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Stop calling it “Floating berries” the thing don dey cost
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Rema : Everyday na holidayyyy Asuu:
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Leicester City got promoted to the EPL on 2015 when Buhari became the president of Nigeria, And also relegated after Muhammadu Buhari finished his 8 years tenure. Coincidence or what ??
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This Trey guys, Elon musk just suspended my account innit and I need N5K to retrieve it back. 01887542565 Kuda bank I’mma finna pay you back.
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Do you know hyenas have sëx 6 times a day ??, that’s why these idiots are always laughing and happy
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Some dey bomb Some dey play sporty Some dey into crypto Some dey ask girl “Have you eaten”.
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Cruise aside, everybody dey shout because of 12k, shey 12k come small like that? Abi na me poor ??
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“ No Competi Competi , Competition for my Twitter”🎶
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Nigerians too rude😭😭 Singing tyla’s “water” song to enter South Africans
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Abeg , If Lecturer post this thing for his status wetin e mean??
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@PopBase She’s trying so hard to be weird
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South Africans Abeg na just Playful bants, don’t start with your Xenophobia and k!lling Nigerians.
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Dumping her because she voted Phyna in BBnaija is a logical reason 👍
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Just in: Daniel Regha at the AMVCA looking fresh like yesterday’s bread🔥
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Hakimi after hearing the Steve Harvey issue online
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This guy’s character is so useless , I didn’t even know his name in the series 😂
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I download Indian p0rn of 20mins Them use 19 mins dance
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Naira Marley calling to check on Sam Larry after police arrested him
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@MrBlackOG Bruce lee , no one comes close to Bruce
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When your sugar daddy turns his back to put on his condom
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@_AsiwajuLerry Let’s be mutuals
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Giveaway 10k , Girls only Send pictures of your dad eating pizza or coldstone
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@FrankKhalidUK He joined Saudi for moneu period !!! Serie A wasn’t dead before he joined
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Introvert socialize for exam hall today 😂
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Potbellied Men thread 🧵 🪡 I’ll go first 🤭
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I’m not a Magician but I bet you’re reading this post with one leg on top of the other
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We never reason Oladips matter finish Teni sef don prank us
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What’s troll football doing ??
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Omo I go price Dog today , now I been understand why John wick dey overreact when them k!ll e own
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I buy fuel 1200 , make I on Gen wey we go use play game. You con dey tell me loser drop pad , be like you wan dey go your house.
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I buy fuel 600 naira P/L make I on Gen wey we go use play game. You con dey tell me loser drop pad , be like you wan dey go your house.
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You fit bill me make I b*ry you alive
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T dollar come from South Africa con chop slap for lasu 😭
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You dey hide update Your papa dey hide Meat Your mama dey hide drinks …….Blood 😂
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Naira Marley new single be like😂:
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“Donate $5 today and Save a child from dying from hunger”
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Don’t laugh at me please
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If the Titanic sunk in 2023
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Davido album no fit sweet na, when your papa and mama no dey live together. Na from day one your life don Bitter
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Nobody: Portable’s daughter: “God I just got to earth , guess who my father is?!!!!”
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Lowkey life sweet, I no dey even act like say Tony elumelu daughter na my babe, love you Ogieee bear 🥺❤️
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Una go do Ritual finish con dey use Kanayo Kanayo memes disguise 😂
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Gun to your head , mention five Chinese Rappers 😂
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Timeless. Useless
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I’m live in Qatar. 🇶🇦❤️✨, and yes I’m actually a white Nigerian
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“For the last 30years , over 17 families who lived in the house, d!ed a Horrible Dêath” Americans :
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Trust men or post your CGPA??
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81 years old. 70 years old
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I just read 10 commandments finish now now and I Thank God my parents no name me “thou”
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Pastor : The youths should wait behind after service Youths:
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@bod_republic How many times do you steal tweets in a day
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E dey move like person wey just wan buy house 😂
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Na Seyi Vibez buy house, na we dey stream new album every week
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Tems is not a good stage performer ke ???😂❤️
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I testify against ritualist for court. He later win the case
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She looks familiar??
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Even though you don’t understand Chinese, you know what this says😂
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“I don’t listen to Nigerian music , I only listen to foreign music”
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Davido dey call New cats , e no mention Portable ke
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I never see ambulance for filling station before,abi na bløød them dey use for fuel?
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“Can I touch your “Can I feel your boobs”. Heartbeat”
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“Obedience is better than sacrifice” Kanayo :
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I’m not a Magician but the next president of Nigeria has a ‘T’ in his name
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Peaky blinders. ???
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500 for 2.5gb dey spoil person life. This one no be meme Fr
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How Wizkid is 32 and there’s not a strand of facial hair on his face needs to be studied 🔥
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Nobody: Comedy Skit Starter pack
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Burials In foreign Burials In my Countries Country
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When you’re enjoying Zino’s new music and you remember we haven’t gotten justice for Mohbad
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Offset and cardi b wan use style promote album
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As Cultists Slap Bella for lasu , Odumodu no waste time JP DECLAN RUN 😭
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“Shey your papa dey use Zelle or Cashapp”
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@Naija_PR Glorious exit😂🔥
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See wetin Ai dey cause💔
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Nothing to see here, just Burna Boy and Asake on stage
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Come why you dey vex sef , no be say you dey make money from this crochet thing, na hook up you dey do nau 😭
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Did we make it. Yes somehow
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@Ovo_himself449 Then be old cats for church industry
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@_AsiwajuLerry @rugerofficial He’s gonna list them 1 by 1 you’ll see 💀
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Imagine you mistakenly Switch of the television here because you want to plug your phone
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Because I no be Davido I give you belle you dey cry.
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Rema : “ I go put you on DND” Grammy’s:
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@IamOlakira @TheMahleek Bro you’re everywhere’ but the charts 😂🙏🏾
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Davido as energy booster , the S3x I’ll be giving the girl would be Timeless. Afro-Fvck to the world ❤️
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Make Elœn Mûsk start to dey suspend all the fake Trey accounts make everywhere soft
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My babe post my picture, 2 minutes later she delete am con post am again. Abeg wetin e mean
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@Tyrantkingg I don’t want to say it out loud
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I buy iPhone XR for my babe , she go swap am collect 12 pro. If we breakup now, how I wan take claim the phone
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Davido Called Burnaboy New Cat Old recipts dey fly everywhere Seyi vibez hatrick enters No.1, leaving Zino’s “A1” at C5 Small doctor and Portable get beef 🤣 This cookings no fit finish today sha
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When I hear a Vs. when I hear Song On TikTok The full song
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