"They're a lawful good Police officer who's a dragon born"
"Oh what sort of dragon?"
"Copper"
- An unplanned pun that derailed my dnd campaign in the first 2 minutes
To reiterate
Me and another player did speak up and say it would be inconsiderate but he did it anyway
The dm tried his best to dissuade him with high strength puzzles but he burned through all his luck points instead of just waiting
I’m 100% killing him next week
@DeuxKobal
I once had a bard roll a 28 to seduce my final gold dragon of capitalism boss and honestly it was magical and everyone learned the true meaning of Christmas
@fleshwife
Im an accountant! you can also claim the facilities on a single room if its soul purpose if business use! If you work from home you can claim part of your household costs as a tax allowable expense.
This makes me so angry.
Reminds me when I was on a date, sitting on some steps and holding hands. Then a group of guys call us faggots and I get booted in the head. I was 15. We need to be angrier when this shit happens.
Remember it's nearing Halloween season so if you notice your bones cracking more than normal it's your skeletons way of letting you know it's time to hatch
back in and got signal, too many replies to go through but here’s an update
Spoke to the dm and he agrees that there are rogue activities that can be put in that don’t constantly cause a rogue Vs team
Spoke to the player and he agreed it was weird and won’t do it again
On a fun note today I picked up an older costume I made 2017? For a commission as the owner no longer had use for it.
Gunna salvage and remake this Jane foster Thor inspired by
@collectsideshow
So we solved the dnd problem, talked to the people and that issue isn’t going to happen again.
Our characters hate each other already but if the last hour of the last session is vetoed then I don’t have any reason to kill him
Life goes on
@clydetherealguy
My sorcerer has a slaad son called mr slappy and he carries the teams bags. I also have a habit of cooking and eating the enemies we come up against. Your goblin and my sorcerer would be famous friends
Turns out that if you're in the high risk queue for the vaccine then multiple old people with break social distancing to angrily quiz you on why you're there.
"you don't look disabled"
Eat my entire ass Karen
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@moosefix
is genuinely the most beautiful person I've ever had the fuckin PLEASURE to lay my eyes on. I only found her recently, and casually flicking through her insta (not in a creepy stalker way i promise) my heart is beating so fucking hard. Shes so pretty and hench omgggggg
Only photo that exists from 10 years ago Vs selfie I took just now.
Only this pic exists because shortly after that photo was taken I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease and lost my hair
Crohn's causes weight to drop fast, muscle burns slower than fat, this is why I lift