BREAKING: Lead Mooncar admin Ben Easterday and Travis Moonhead Brown believe they have negotiated a deal that will see Mooncar and Mooncar light return tomorrow night. This comes just hours after Travis lost the most spots in DNQ Karting All Star race history. Story developing…
BREAKING: Travis “Moonhead” Brown has inked a deal that hands the official broadcasting rights of Mooncar to BottomSplit for the entirety of Monday night’s event. Brown plans on entering the event and racing in it himself sources say.
Previously on Mooncar!
Last night we had:
- a Mooncar light driver get banned
- Travis got bullied after a mishap at a charitable golf event
- a dispute over who owes who money due to Mooncar
- Delph vs Canadian Geese
- the term "slapdick" was used
- two xfinity drivers were…
Mooncar driver Brian Hicks (
@bhicks4303
) called into tonight's Mooncar Strike 2023 broadcast to express some of his opinions on the matter. He also took the time to take aim at some of his competitors as well as Moonhead.
BREAKING: Travis “Moonhead” Brown reclaims the commissioner seat after a landslide victory in an election that saw record breaking voter turnout. Mooncar returns tonight stay tuned.
STATEMENT FROM MOONCAR HQ IN REGARDS TO MASS PROBATION
“There was so much fuckery we couldn’t keep track of it all. After a long 5 minutes of brainstorming we decided to throw the whole damn league on probation. Hell Moonhead himself is on thin ice. See y’all Wednesday night!”
Monday night Mooncar tonight live at 10:30! Several drivers are being called to court tonight and a lot of big name drivers are yet to win in 2024, should be a wild night!
Driver Tyler Garey (
@TGarey26
) has been sentenced to complete the Mooncar Hell program. He must win two Mooncar light races without causing a wreck to return to Mooncar. He must also start these races from the rear.
Current Mooncar beefs
Frisch vs Kehm
Phil McCandless vs Ben White
Prete vs Kennon
Moonhead vs the dumbass who said he’s not authentic anymore
Cosey vs anyone on 210 degrees of rotation
Just a few of the Beefs after Mooncar
Gibson vs Kehm
Sprague vs Dreiling
Lahnen vs Sprague
Oneal vs Gibson
Oneal vs Graham
Huffman vs Garey
Huffman vs Himself
Kehm vs Racecontrol
The Sim vs Padavich
I know a lot of you wanna join Mooncar, we don’t blame you. It’s cool. Our dilemma is we already have a shitload of drivers. We are in the process of finding which of those drivers suck & telling them to take a hike. Once we have a nice line of hikers we will let new folks join.
Did you see Mooncar on TV last night? Did you know they have a Premier series starting soon? Did you know that it needs a title sponsor? DM us for more info!
Travis “Moonhead” Brown is expected to officially announce his campaign to fill the empty commissioner seat as early as this afternoon per sources close to the situation. This comes on the heels of multiple powerhouse endorsements for Delph.