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here on earth to fart around. previously: director of PR & comms @baldursgate3 + @larianstudios , dev relations @steam . she/her

portland, OR
Joined January 2009
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i’m at the lidl i’m at the 11th century archaeological dig site i’m at the combination lidl / 11th century archaeological dig site
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hello i’m making an apple pie that looks like Dagoth Ur from Morrowind, check back in like ~75min to see how he comes out 😭😭
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someone's job on Star Trek TNG was sourcing ridiculous little cups and they were incredible at it
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@mollygos
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my therapist told me that their clients keep bringing up Baldur’s Gate 3 in sessions and i think this is v funny
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@mollygos
molly carroll
1 year
what a fool you are. i’m a god!! how can u eat a god??
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@mollygos
molly carroll
1 year
as someone who's been through it: you just do not want your living situation to be under the direct control of your boss lol
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MrBeast reportedly bought a whole neighborhood for his staff to live in
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@mollygos
molly carroll
5 months
The Shape of Water is about a woman saying “hear me out”
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venus
7 months
men will say hear me out and show you the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen (she's not wearing makeup). women will say hear me out and show you this thing
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if you want more games with deep character interaction like Baldur's Gate 3, a game written by AI is not going to satisfy you. it's going to feel artificial, because it is. everything people love about BG3 exists because real human beings poured their hearts and souls into it.
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Cat Manning
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this can be done right now by people like me without generative AI.
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9 months
oh shit dude
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@mollygos
molly carroll
5 months
little reminder that when you engage with ragebait from blue-check users on this website, you're just putting money in some asshole's pocket
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@mollygos
molly carroll
18 days
gandolfini was hot because he had real charisma -- he was charming, he could laugh at himself, he was cute as hell, and by all accounts i've heard of, he was kind.
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derek guy
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I have no opinion of what women like, but I would be curious to hear from women who are attracted to men. Tate is 37 in this photo; Gandolfini is ~41. Assuming you are attracted to men in this age group, who do you find more attractive? I will post my hunch later.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
1 year
me making this monstrosity is @metadept ’s fault
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
It's tagged "traditional roguelike" and I think that's hilarious
@GridSageGames
Josh Ge
4 years
Huh, the original Rogue from 1985 is coming to Steam in a week o_O
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1 year
(he got a little sunburn on his nose RIP)
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molly carroll
10 months
this chart isn’t top peak concurrent players today, it’s peak concurrent players *of all time* and we just broke top 10 brb brain melting
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@mollygos
molly carroll
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it's true, as a person with ADHD i actually use an elaborate system of unhinged tattoos and polaroids to remember who my friends and family are
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$140mil budget, launched last year, nobody has ever heard of it what a time to be alive
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The Will Smith-fronted zombie survival video game Undawn has bombed, according to a new report.
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molly carroll
5 months
thinkin' about... this
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
9 months
"There's been a systematic change where employees feel the employer is extremely lucky to have them, as opposed to the other way around...We've got to kill that attitude and that has to come through hurting the economy."
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@mollygos
molly carroll
2 months
happy anniversary to this Baldur's Gate 3 early access era shitpost that i'm still proud of
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Larian Studios
2 years
With some time on his hands while we’re all working away on Baldur’s Gate 3, everyone’s favourite vampire spawn has an announcement of his own to make. More info:
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if i could give one bit of advice to young folks in creative industries, it's to make sure your entire social circle and personal life is not wrapped up in your job! even if you're having a nice time!
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molly carroll
9 months
i got up at 3am to watch @NeilNewbon record these lines and it was so worth it
@fengqiing
ru, silver haired mq truther
9 months
HELP ?????
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@mollygos
molly carroll
10 months
do it for her ❤️‍🔥💪
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@mollygos
molly carroll
10 months
meanwhile my mom has read entirely TOO much about our game
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@KiraKiraCosmo
Kira 🌸 Shipped BG3 🔥
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mom: oh that’s nice honey…
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molly carroll
3 years
tfw someone hands you a standard mug as if you're not in SPACE
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@mollygos
molly carroll
10 months
my partner just came into the room, deadly serious: "do you have a minute?" me, anxiously: "yeah what's up?" him: "yeah so like, in the Gauntlet of Shar..."
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molly carroll
10 months
am i just supposed to go to bed like this is a normal evening and not Baldur's Gate Eve
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
No asshole has ever been so talented that they're worth keeping around despite making everyone around them miserable
@gchorba
Gene Chorba
4 years
It's the last day of No Nuance November, what's your hottest take about the gaming industry with no explanation?
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@mollygos
molly carroll
8 months
HEY some personal news: Oct 31 is my last day at @larianstudios ! working on BG3 has been the highlight of my career. what an enormous privilege it’s been to work among such skilled people on the best RPG I’ve ever played -- an exciting, humbling experience I'll never forget.
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@sadarlo1
Sharon Adarlo 👽
2 months
The New York Times did a huge article on a 20-person polycule and the quotes are chef kisses.
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3 years
the burden is always on marginalized folks to advocate for themselves & others in conversations about workplace culture, diversity, etc. they're the most affected & also the ones who have to stick their necks out, risk their jobs/reputations & endure being dismissed as emotional
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3 months
Pacific Drive is especially spooky to me because I do not know how to drive
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1 year
i know people in this industry who have taken LOANS FROM THEIR BOSS to BUY A HOUSE 💀💀💀
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molly carroll
10 months
the Baldur's Gate 3 subreddit is trying to organize to get the game to hit 1 million concurrent players on Steam this weekend i mean, i'll be there 😌 i've got Astarions to romance and an Underdark to explore
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
flashbacks to me in my early 20s, defending an abusive partner's constant shitty behavior towards everyone around him because ~that's not who he really is~ spoiler: that's always who he really is
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molly carroll
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this might be controversial but i don't think the early access model works for cars
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
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@drmistercody this little fucker works for the cops
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molly carroll
5 years
everyone: how is your desktop so clean, you weirdo me:
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molly carroll
3 years
Hey sooo, it’s my last day at @valvesoftware ! I joined Valve >3 years ago and it’s been a pleasure to get to work with and know so many devs, and to have contributed to a platform that has such an impact on our industry.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
6 months
i think these rapid-fire awards announcements for pretty big awards categories are a little weird??
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molly carroll
4 months
@IwriteOK i want to believe he's working his way up to the top but first he's gotta grind exp by biting low-level federal agents
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molly carroll
1 year
it’s ok for a video game to just not be your vibe, you don’t have to be a lil weirdo about it
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molly carroll
4 years
I just watched Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima applaud a collaboration between Untitled Goose Game and The Muppets this industry is fucking wild
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@mollygos
molly carroll
1 year
the funniest thing about Morrowind mods is running into random NPCs who are blatantly Cate Blanchett
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molly carroll
6 months
SOMEBODY ADOPT SHADOWHEART
@syIvaina
bong water
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@mollygos
molly carroll
2 years
my hot take is that it's a mistake to think of yourself as an innately good person. i've seen it lead to a *need* to rationalize one's shitty behavior as "good, actually, because i am good" too many times
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@mollygos
molly carroll
3 years
MMOs have had marriage ceremonies for like two decades and they all look better than this lol
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 years
The bride walked down the aisle. The groom's buddy made a toast. There was dancing at the reception. And it all happened in the metaverse.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
11 months
hi @LarAtLarian i'm requesting leave to play Baldur's Gate 3 on launch day, thx for understanding
@baldursgate3
Baldur's Gate 3
11 months
Hi, Larian’s legal team here. Launch day is nearly upon us. Have YOUR Baldur’s Gate 3 adventuring plans been thwarted by the forces of obligatory labour? You may be eligible for Special Dispensation. Give this note to your boss — they’ll understand.
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i hope you nerds are doing well 💖
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molly carroll
6 years
Here's a thing I've been meaning to share: I work at Valve now! I've just started on the Steam business team so if you start seeing a Molly from Valve popping up in your inbox, it's prob me. Hello! 👋
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molly carroll
2 years
@IwriteOK terrible new meme format just dropped
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
@sarahlongthorne I think I gravitate towards games that give me small, satisfying tasks to complete, and that require less of my attention so I can simultaneously listen to a podcast or book. So I really enjoy games like Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
1 year
hold your horses @geoffkeighley we haven’t finished Baldur’s Gate *3* 😭
@summergamefest
Summer Game Fest
1 year
Which summer game are you most anticipating? June 2 - Street Fighter 6 June 6 - Diablo IV June 20 - Crash Team Rumble June 22 - Final Fantasy XVI July 14 - Exoprimal July 21 - Pikmin 4 Aug 31 - Baldur's Gate 4 Summer - Counter-Strike 2
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molly carroll
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this shit is like, weird, right
@Diablo
Diablo
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#DiabloIV is here, embrace the bloodshed. Share videos of your in-game death on Twitter or TikTok using #DiabloDeaths for a chance to have your eulogy read by @meganfox on June 8th.
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molly carroll
10 months
it's sunday and we're already past yesterday's peak. can we kill the wizard boy?? 🌝🗡️🩸
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molly carroll
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this chart isn’t top peak concurrent players today, it’s peak concurrent players *of all time* and we just broke top 10 brb brain melting
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molly carroll
2 months
i remember how this game of telephone originated, which was essentially "people with ADHD may struggle to remember to text their loved ones" and it's been very stupid to watch it morph into "people with ADHD are infants who forget you exist when you leave the room"
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@mollygos
molly carroll
3 years
actually, Video Games was the name of the scientist who invented moving a little guy around a screen with a stick. his creation and all subsequent works of interactive electronic entertainment are called Video Games’ Monster
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@mollygos
molly carroll
11 months
our TikTok stream got cut because our Halsin x Astarion romance scene was too spicy lmao
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Larian Studios
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girl i feel u
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molly carroll
4 years
Been at Valve for two years today 👍
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molly carroll
3 months
@twitgera i believe in u
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molly carroll
1 year
@IwriteOK the number of men in OP's comments answering yes to this makes me sad. just sounds like a pretty miserable and unnecessary way to interact with the world.
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molly carroll
10 months
screaming crying throwing up (i am going to be this annoying all day FWIW)
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@mollygos
molly carroll
9 months
you all don’t have to amplify every time a grown ass man throws a tantrum about seeing a pronoun you could simply ignore these fragile fragile boys
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molly carroll
2 years
here you go metaverse bros
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@mollygos
molly carroll
3 years
a house just popped up for sale in Portland for $650k and it has what can only be described as “a shit cubby”
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
@sarahlongthorne Lengthy, absorbing RPGs are great but if I step away from them for more than a couple days, I totally lose my place and any attachment I had to the progress I'd made and I want to start over. Creative freedom (like building) is also good, but too much & I'm overwhelmed. 🤷‍♀️
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@mollygos
molly carroll
3 years
today's my first day as Director of PR & Communications at @larianstudios ! it's surreal and exciting to join the team working on Baldur's Gate 3! anyway here's some actual footage of my job interview:
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@mollygos
molly carroll
11 months
it's launch week folks #BaldursGate3
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@mollygos
molly carroll
7 years
🌾🐓🌻 Hey! Press/influencers interested in checking out Stardew Valley on the Switch, get in touch! molly @chucklefish .org 🌻🐓🌾
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molly carroll
10 months
tomorrow 🐙 #BaldursGate3
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molly carroll
5 months
buddy don’t you have like a dozen kids
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@pcgamer
PC Gamer
5 months
Elon Musk spent the holidays grinding Diablo 4 and leeching XP from its most popular streamers.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
3 years
twitter, I am begging you to stop saying ‘gaslighting’ when you mean ‘lying’
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molly carroll
5 months
if you want games like this, you're going to have to support game developers, who want nothing more than to create experiences like this while making a stable living wage -- supporting AI is antithetical to that. it is going to make games worse and put devs out of jobs.
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@mollygos
molly carroll
2 years
the Mario voice is Chris Pratt if he was born and raised in Jersey but moved away 10 years ago and never really had the accent but now he puts it on when he comes home to visit family
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
Time to build this EZ Bake Oven 🍰✨
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molly carroll
1 year
@DaveOshry i’ve hired lewd fan artists to draw more lewd fan art for our game and I’LL DO IT AGAIN
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
An hour into playing Crusader Kings III, I accidentally tried to seduce my son's wife because I thought she was MY wife, and then I accidentally murdered him. So it's going well!
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@mollygos
molly carroll
18 days
you could dress the men on the right in the world's most technically correct suit and they'd still have nothing going for them because their brains are full of worms
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@mollygos
molly carroll
2 months
before The Ghoul, it was Hancock u may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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@ClaireMax
She-Rage, Princess of Pain
2 months
Incels think women only want rich hot chads with sports cars and six packs but at this very moment, women are losing their minds over a homeless radioactive cowboy with no nose
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molly carroll
11 months
i have become a small chihuahua shaking with excitement and also anxiety 🙌
@Dansgaming
DansGaming
11 months
Exactly one week until @baldursgate3 😲
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molly carroll
7 months
guess what just arrived and is enormous
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molly carroll
5 years
into @thejessicadore 's explorations of mental health via tarot symbolism lately, and I keep coming back to this one about fear
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call me high maintenance but i actually want flowers *and* 350 soup dumplings
@KUMA_LICIOUS
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women dont want flowers women want THIS
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molly carroll
5 months
good writing requires human experience, dumb messy human feelings. ChatGPT eats up text from all over the internet and spits it back out at you. it can't feel, it has no sense of humor, and its output can only be -- like in a very literal sense! -- derivative and generic.
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molly carroll
3 months
@EmmaTolkin oh my god I'd forgotten about succulent Chinese meal man, thank you for unlocking this memory
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molly carroll
10 months
holy shittttt
@kroniksan
David Ortiz / kroniksan.bsky.social
10 months
Beat its previous all time high and creeping up...
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molly carroll
1 year
thinking about the guy i saw on the bus the other day who got up at his stop, hesitated to leave, turned around, held up a half-eaten raw plantain and announced to all of us: “if you see this at the grocery store, it is NOT a banana. you need to cook it!! don’t be fooled!!”
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molly carroll
9 months
this is the intro of American Psycho
@I_luv_ix
zixi
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Many men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)
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molly carroll
5 years
who the hell decided to call it Google Glass instead of Google-y Eyes
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molly carroll
3 years
I hate that I couldn't avoid photos & info about the Atlanta shooter if I tried, but I've seen almost nothing about his victims. I know the shooter's name, I know what church he went to, I know he "had a very bad day". Fuck him. Talk about the ppl he murdered.
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molly carroll
6 months
Swen’s the real deal and I’m glad to have worked with him.
@LarAtLarian
Swen Vincke @where?
6 months
What I wanted to say at the #gameawards (1/16)
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molly carroll
5 years
I'm never gonna feel safe enough to share my Shitty Dude Story, but this morning I'm thinking about the time he came to me in a panic asking if he was as bad as Harvey Weinstein ❤️ to the folks who are brave enough to speak up
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molly carroll
4 years
There's a cookie swap at @valvesoftware today and folks brought so... many... cookies. This isn't even all of 'em!
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molly carroll
9 months
ur all killing me
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molly carroll
2 months
@IwriteOK being disliked is the same as assault and being within a mile of fentanyl is the same as ODing on fentanyl it's cop math
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@mollygos
molly carroll
11 months
usually if a game's lucky it gets one character that the community labels "DOMMY MOMMY" but in Baldur's Gate 3 i can think of at least... 3 and i can think of at LEAST one more you haven't met yet lol
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molly carroll
1 year
anyone wanna go insane in a lighthouse w/ me?
@guardiannews
Guardian news
1 year
US to give away free lighthouses as GPS makes them unnecessary
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molly carroll
10 months
sorry we broke steam again
@Cromwelp
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molly carroll
4 years
I finished Disco Elysium and I want to say things about it but I don't want to spoil anything and ALSO I'm tired so instead I will just say: yes please more games like this
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@mollygos
molly carroll
4 years
Do you ever put headphones on to work and then realize approximately 5 hours later that you're not listening to anything
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