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Kelela advocate. Serial tweet deleter. Sprite Zero enjoyer.

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@moisturizeds
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4 years
They said black lives mattuhh love that
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Complex UK
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London shows its support for George Floyd as the #BlackLivesMatter protests continue.⁣⁣
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@moisturizeds
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America is going to fall apart
@TheBiancaDelRio
Bianca Del Rio
4 years
AND...... PURCHASED! ❤️🙌🏽❤️🙌🏽❤️
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@moisturizeds
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5 years
The fact that we found/find this appetizing is a form of Stockholm syndrome
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@uzi
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Y’all remember this school lunch?
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I’m losing my mind there has to be a deeper meaning
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“right here look” PLEASEEE I CANT STANDDIAJAKA
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@moisturizeds
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4 years
me: I’m donating $20 who gon match me?? Jeff Bezos: matched ✊🏾
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@moisturizeds
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What do y’all be eating for this to be nasty to y’all
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welp.
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ice spice making breakfast and it looks… interesting. well at least she’s eating her spinach 😭😭
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@moisturizeds
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5 years
You deserve literal jail time
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Khloé
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@K_Abner_ Awwwwww this is so cute!!!! I’m so happy you enjoy them
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@moisturizeds
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3 years
Forever 21 shirt ass energy
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Vinny 🖤
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This, is the ✨energy✨
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@moisturizeds
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4 years
Ueisjaiwjdjejqjwndjwiejejejeos the way he looked at nobody walking by him twice.. there are no words
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I CANNYNTJEJEJWH
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@moisturizeds
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4 years
IVE BEEN LOSING ITTT THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
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I’ve been crying at this for 5 minutes
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@moisturizeds
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Good morning
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@moisturizeds
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5 years
Maybe we shouldn't have black history month
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@moisturizeds
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1 year
No he kinda ate him bad 😭
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@moisturizeds
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2 years
Life was so easy then
@MarleneDizzle
Marlene Mendez
4 years
Rosa asking you for a chongo in 3rd period.
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How he asking her about her favorite black people and he don’t know brandy norwood 😭😭
@ddpain_
don ✨
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Obsessed with this white girl who loves Moesha
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@moisturizeds
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3 years
Just lying and stupid
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@moisturizeds
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My mom reading my 1D fanfic I wrote in my journal at 16 in front of my siblings right before grounding me for 4 months
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Chant God
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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2 years
Arnold Schwarzenegger when Arnyoung Schpeacezecracker walks in
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@moisturizeds
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2 years
This shit has had me dying for like a week
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@moisturizeds
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2 years
Coming on the internet to tell the world that you find a pedophilic and racist serial killer attractive (unprovoked, mind you) is just something I will never understand.
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Khalil
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Jeffrey Dahmers mugshot definitely gives something i didn’t know or think it would give. 😭
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Saying Meg only got one good foot when all she do is workout and got a brand deal with planet fitness meanwhile that lady just rolls around on stage and need help standing up is crazy
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@moisturizeds
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1 year
Throat training is crazy like girl if you don’t just throw up on that dick
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@moisturizeds
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3 years
THEY GOT THE HENNNEESSEYYYY?????
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@moisturizeds
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5 years
Omg pls exfoliate I am begging you
@MoSanks
Food Heffner
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I saw a lot of wild shit down in Miami but this easily takes the cake
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@moisturizeds
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4 years
Rolling Ray as the next debate moderator
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4 years
Fixed it
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@moisturizeds
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10 months
Black and brown gunk and sludge all in the corners y’all can have it
@brycexanthony
the tortured bottoms department
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oh bitch yes
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Nobody: Boo from monsters inc:
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@moisturizeds
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1 year
Me in the work bathroom hitting my vape
@POTUS
President Biden
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You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.
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@moisturizeds
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You was in the queue like everybody else
@icespicee_
ice spice ☆
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just met beyonce im never goin to fail
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@moisturizeds
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4 years
The tea is he paid them probably like 75k to do this their joint slay
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3 years
His momma called him and said they knockin at the door what do I do and he said HOLD ONNNN
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@moisturizeds
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5 years
The spirit of Tamera was calling me during this scene whew
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This my ugly.. this is my crusty
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Spaghetti is America has a problem’s older madder cousin on her daddy’s side
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He kinda ate this
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@moisturizeds
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Y’all 2-14 business days after going to that Halloween party
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Alright…. Post Malone kinda tore
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Real yearners are back
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The way zayn constantly ate them up how embarrassing
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thinking
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Explaining this to someone would be crazy
Be mindful of why you were invited to the section
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@moisturizeds
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Will never forgive Charli XCX for putting Jay Park on unlock it literally ruined the whole song it pisses me off everytime
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@moisturizeds
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She said fuck them kids sjjssjsnw jn wnwn
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@moisturizeds
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1 year
The email being from two days ago like you really didn’t give a damn I’m sis99)191&2&
@dxckiii
ducki 🏳️‍⚧️
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Y’ALL I GOT FXKING DROPPED……..
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The boy being SpongeBob
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Ariana Grande says her new track “The Boy Is Mine” is a re-imagined version of Brandy & Monica’s track of the same title.
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Nobody: The plastic bag in Katy Perry's firework song:
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@ThePinky98 @mademetoxic I literally said I love that
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First girl look like she order a number 10 with the peach lemonade mix all flats because they gave her drumsticks last time lemon pepper extra wet extra crispy
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@moisturizeds
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This is for the loser side of twitter
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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The 2023 meme calendar has dropped
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4 years
@Namastaywoke might have to try some beans and toast soon
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4 years
Not my Sunday ruined already
@yoyotrav
Ronald Isley
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Megan Thee Stallion & Kylie Jenner were together on Instagram Live. Tory Lanez, too.
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@jusstoptalking Knowing Ray J and not brandy is crazy but okay
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@superduperedy LMAOOO DROPPED HER ASS OFF IN THE BUSHES IM SCKSKAPPPAPIKO$28189
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Rice Crispies after I pour milk on them
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@tallyohhh Alright stop talking rn 😭
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@5ofpentaclesrev To each their own but the way people are acting as if what she made was mind boggling when it was just order of operations is crazy. This is a standard meal at brunch in any state.
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Not the creator of mass incarceration 😂😂🤣🤣
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
Enough.
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sorbet listener 🔻
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DO NOT… I repeat.. DO NOT EAT THESE!!! I have been fighting for my life in the bathroom since 10am this morning. Toilet seat begging and pleading for the sweet release of death the whole time… they are not worth losing your soul
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@moisturizeds
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She said she needed 3 days to gather information just to tweet “I ain’t black but I’m with you”
@NikitaDragun
Nikita Dragun
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i was trying to gather as much information as possible. i didn’t want to use my platform to spread false info or lies... these other political leaders cannot relate.
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Its 3:10 AM shes LATE and I'm h*rny so bring the strap miss resident evil
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@DaBabyDaBaby Every time you sneeze you bite a hole in your chest big ass teeth
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@moisturizeds
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It absolutely is. Harassing the elite who make their money off the backs of black people/culture/bodies is 100% activism and MOST of the people saying it are black or of color. To the ends of the earth with this celebrity worship.
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@moisturizeds
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WAIT WHY HSIWHEKWJWJS BI CISNWKSIDND
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@moisturizeds
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Y’all not about to argue about SCRAMBLED. EGGS. in my comments please be advised you will be sh*t
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"Strategic reasons" girl it's a meme go to hell sksjsjsjs
@dustyrodney
barbra streisand
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😭😭😭
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