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dear old world, you are very lovely, and I am glad to be alive in you 🌿 she/her @shipwrckdcomedy

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@mkwiles
mary kate wiles
6 years
You know how sometimes you say something dumb and then that’s all you think about for the rest of your life
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mary kate wiles
2 years
I love you and I like you 💍 After 8 years together, @SeanPersaudMD & I are engaged! After a scavenger hunt at the apartment, I got a waffle ring in a @offermanwoodshp -made box. We knew we’d be together forever almost as soon as we met, but now we have a waffle to prove it. 🧇
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4 years
My awards: Most delightful: Maya Rudolph & Kristen Wiig Most relatable: Idina Menzel Jedi Queen: Janelle Monae Cutest bean: Bong Joon-Ho Goddess supreme: Cynthia Erivo Biggest cutie: Olivia Colman Damn, girl: Jane Fonda #oscars
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mary kate wiles
1 year
🌺 3/11/23 💕 Mrs Sean Persaud & Mr Mary Kate Wiles ♥️ @SeanPersaudMD
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2 years
Well, this has been the hardest secret I’ve ever had to keep. See ya in Dimmsdale, twerps. 💚 The Fairly Oddparents: Fairly Odder streaming only on @paramountplus March 31! 💖💚 @nickelodeon #thefairlyoddparents #fairlyodder #thefairlyoddparentsfairlyodder #ickyvicky #vicky
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mary kate wiles
3 years
With every bad movie I see, I get more infuriated that the talented struggling writers I know could write something 10,000 times better and yet have to jump through endless hoops to prove themselves. While Hollywood just...consistently pumps millions of $$ into garbage scripts
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Man, Disney really gave me unrealistic expectations about interactions with birds.
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mary kate wiles
5 years
I need a word in between “boyfriend” and “fiancee” that conveys “yes we’ve been together for nearly six years but no we are not officially planning a wedding yet”
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Hard to believe it was 8 years ago today that Lydia barreled into Lizzie’s room - and yours. #TheLBD
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mary kate wiles
2 years
So lovely to catch up with my LBD sisters (yes, that includes Julia!) today. In the 10 years since the show, we have all grown and changed and accomplished so much. Proud of these women and proud to be in their company. Sistas 4eva or whatever 💕💕💕 #TheLBD #thebennetsisters
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mary kate wiles
4 years
My campaign begins now.
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Pop Crave
4 years
What actress would you like to see be cast as #Rapunzel in the live-action adaptation? 🎥
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Hi! Reminder that Shipwrecked/TCB/Starkid/Shitty Broadway/etc are all different groups! We are friends & we support each other but we aren’t interchangeable ❤️ each group works very hard on their own separate projects. Please don’t credit one group with the hard work of another!
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mary kate wiles
1 year
Boy, do I have some YouTube series for you
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we as a society need to bring back the silly little trend of modern adaptations of classic literature they were so fun
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Some days you get to work with your heroes. Thanks @TinCanBros for making this dream come true! #waywardguide @SeanAstin
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mary kate wiles
6 years
So many times when I tell someone that my SO is also an actor, they ask if jealousy is a problem, and I’m just like, no???? I hope he becomes the next Tom Hanks so he can buy me everything I’ve ever wanted are you kidding
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mary kate wiles
5 years
If you love fruit wine as much as I do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a somewhat last-minute Halloween costume. #SchittsCreek
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Can you believe that last night I looked Sir Ian McKellen in the eyes and said “thank you” which I’m sure didn’t mean very much to him but it certainly meant a lot to me??
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mary kate wiles
3 years
This is just a tweet to say That I miss #SpiesAreForever And I hope we do it again someday
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mary kate wiles
2 years
Today’s the day, twerps!!! Stream all 13 episodes of The Fairly Oddparents: Fairly Odder on @paramountplus or I’m giving you detention!!!! 😈 @Nickelodeon #FairlyOddParents #TheFairlyOddparentsFairlyOdder #IckyVicky
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mary kate wiles
2 years
Happy 10th, #TheLBD .
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Happy October. This is about as spooky as she gets. 🎃 📸: @higgaroni
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mary kate wiles
5 years
7 years ago today The Lizzie Bennet Diaries premiered and this version of Lydia Bennet was unleashed upon the world. LBD was so much to so many, including me. Thankful that of all the versions of Lydia Bennet that have existed, I got to be this one. 💕 #thelbd
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mary kate wiles
4 years
I don’t know why we’re surprised that Jake Paul is acting like a grade A asshole when he and his ilk have been rewarded for bad behavior with millions of dollars and millions of views for years. Do better, @youtube .
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Get back to me when someone who wasn’t born into incredible wealth, connections, and privilege turns themself into a billionaire
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Kylie Jenner is the youngest-ever self-made billionaire, reaching a 10-figure fortune at a younger age than even Mark Zuckerberg #ForbesBillionaires
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mary kate wiles
10 years
I hope one day there will be girls and women who have never been harassed, assaulted, raped, or killed simply for being female. #YesAllWomen
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mary kate wiles
1 year
In light of recent events, I nominate a new Eugene
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Sean just burped loudly twice and then asked me if I wanted to get married.
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mary kate wiles
4 years
I accidentally slept pretty late this morning, and when I finally emerged, @SeanPersaudMD , who had had to get up earlier for work (and who has seen me all day every day for the past six months) ran over and gave me a hug, saying, “I missed you” 🥰
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mary kate wiles
6 years
After Wonder Woman and #BlackPanther , I don’t think there’s any excuse for any superhero movie going forward to not have a badass band of warrior ladies.
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Hi just a reminder that if Rami got an Oscar for Bohemian Rhapsody Taron should have at least five for Rocketman 🙃 #Oscars
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mary kate wiles
3 years
Hi. 🥰
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mary kate wiles
3 years
Hi my dears. I should not have to explain to you why comments like "let's all admit we're just here because of THIS ACTOR" on videos with multiple actors/writers/directors/editors are soooooooo rude and disrespectful. Please don't leave comments like that.
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Hi. It’s okay if your life doesn’t look exactly like you want it to right now. Mine doesn’t either. You’ve got time. Things take time. ❤️
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mary kate wiles
3 years
Been so looking forward to this! @matthewmercer is a prince of a fellow and can’t wait to work with him again. ♥️ #HeadlessSeries
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Shipwrecked Comedy
3 years
Now that we’re at 60% of our goal, it’s time to let another head roll! @matthewmercer is A Headless Scoundrel 🎃 Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story | Now on Kickstarter! 💀 #HeadlessSeries #WhoIsHeadless
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mary kate wiles
11 years
I would like to congratulate myself, @itslauraspencer , and @TheAshleyClem on getting to mack on handsome dudes as a part of #TheLBD .
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mary kate wiles
6 years
I MEANT LIKE PARKS AND REC OR THE OFFICE
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Sean Persaud
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“I wish I could be on a show where I can look at the camera” - @mkwiles , a person most well known for being on a vlogging show.
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mary kate wiles
5 years
The one where I fell in love with Sean
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Hello, world! I can finally announce my latest project! I am so proud to present @paperandslate , my brand new candle shop on Etsy!
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Ah yes, “why spend money on new things when we can use the old ones?” We definitely just had Rachel’s wedding dress LYING AROUND
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. @shipwrckdcomedy @mkwiles @sineadpersaud omg is this a thing?? 😅 I was so surprised to suddenly see your stuff in this article haha 💕
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1 year
#CriticalRole aficionados! In need of something to fill the void this week? May I suggest #HeadlessSeries ? It features @KrystinaArielle & @itsginnydi in recurring roles and a wonderful guest star turn from @matthewmercer as a delightful pirate.
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Hey guess what six years ago today I was being Lydia for the first time ever
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mary kate wiles
2 years
Reminder that @matthewmercer , @leenewtonsays , @jfwong , @LaurenLopez1 , @thatjuliacho , Dan Mintz, and @RyanWGarcia will all be appearing in episodes to come, so hop on board now so you know what the heck’s going on when your fave shows up. #HeadlessSeries
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2 years
When new science teacher Ichabod Crane arrives in Sleepy Hollow, his quest for a roommate leads to a surprising discovery. #HeadlessSeries episode 1 is here!
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mary kate wiles
4 years
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! 🚨 My Anne of Green Gables podcast is here!! Each week I'll release a new chapter of L. M. Montgomery's Anne of Green Gables, read by me and my host of wonderful friends! I hope you'll listen and subscribe!
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mary kate wiles
4 years
I had a feeling that might throw you into a tizzy. 😊 Sean and I are no more engaged than we have ever been, which is to say things have not changed since about a month of dating when we both knew quite clearly that we would be together forever.
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4 years
I am amazed that @mkwiles asks for wedding advice out of the blue and the vast majority of responses are simply offering wedding advice and nobody (except me) seems to be exploding with I WANT ANY AND ALL NEWS AND I WANT IT NOW reactions. Out of the BLUE!
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Hi. You’re great. You’ve accomplished so much more than you give yourself credit for. I’m proud of you.
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mary kate wiles
5 years
I hate cleaning cause it’s like, you do it, and then three days later you have to do it again??? Ridiculous
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mary kate wiles
2 years
Hey everybody. Real talk time. If you want @shipwrckdcomedy to be able to keep making stuff, if you want to support female/POC indie creators, you need to watch #HeadlessSeries . We NEED you to watch and share it. 🧵
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Shipwrecked Comedy
2 years
When new science teacher Ichabod Crane arrives in Sleepy Hollow, his quest for a roommate leads to a surprising discovery. #HeadlessSeries episode 1 is here!
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Can you believe I saw Sir Ian McKellen shout “YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSSSSSS!” with mine own eyes tonight?!
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Do not forget this
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mary kate wiles
3 years
It’s not every day you’re in a movie that’s nominated for six #GoldenGlobes . So I put a red carpet in our apartment and made @SeanPersaudMD dress up and take pics! Check out my insta for the EXCLUSIVE red carpet interview. Team #Mank !
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Look I did not mean to fall in love with #QueerEye but I watched the whole thing and cried half a dozen times and it was only seven episodes and what am I supposed to do with myself now??
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mary kate wiles
2 years
Wanna feel old? @TheLydiaBennet turns 30 today. Happy birthday, Lydia. 🎉 #TheLBD
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mary kate wiles
5 years
I - and I mean this from the bottom of my heart - truly, truly despise flip flops
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4 years
Visited Louisa May Alcott’s home and drove by Walden pond today, and I was just so overwhelmed with joy and pride that my work as an actor and creator has revolved around the works of great women and men who told stories before us. I love literature and I love that it is alive.
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2 years
WHERE IS MY RAISE
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Whoever is doing the captions needs a raise #HeadlessSeries
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Every single person in the Starkid/TCB/Shipwrecked friend circle is just the kindest, most talented, most fun person ever. I am so happy we’ve all found each other. I am so thankful to be a part. I love my friends.
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Yesterday in The Good Place installment the Best Person asked me what I did in life and i said “I made things. I made candles & movies & things.” And she said “That’s so wonderful! The world needs people who make candles & movies & things!” and honestly it made me feel so good
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4 years
Alright, it took a little bit, but I’m on board with Anne with an E. I wasn’t prepared for how different from the books it was going to be, and that took a little getting used to. BUT, now, appreciating it as an adaptation that is doing something different, I am...
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mary kate wiles
2 years
In other news, I have a sword now
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mary kate wiles
4 years
You ready to SPY AGAIN???? So excited to dust off the ol’ Russian accent for a reunion that is (IMO) long overdue!! 🔫
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Tin Can Bros
4 years
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Join us in New York City this June for a #SpiesAreForever Reunion Concert featuring original cast and fresh faces. The fate of the world depends on it 🎤🍎💃🏼🤵🏻
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6 years
I am finally sort of starting to look like a girl who works out all the time, and can you believe all it took was working out all the time
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5 years
Pretty crazy how many people I know personally who are good enough to be on SNL who have never like, thought of making a racist joke
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4 years
I think a wonderful thing about growing up/getting older is watching the people in your life settle into who they are in beautiful ways. Everybody stops caring a little more and feels more comfortable to explore what they love unabashedly. And that’s lovely.
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2 years
Don’t be fooled by this smile, Vicky is pure evil. Or is she? (She is.) 😈 Catch me terrorizing children in TWO DAYS when the entire season of The Fairly Oddparents: Fairly Odder drops on Paramount+!! EEEEEEEEEEEE 💚💚 @nickelodeon @paramountplus #fairlyoddparents
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5 years
I’m thrilled to announce some exciting new things I’m working on! -a queso recipe -better shoe storage -not leaving half-empty glasses of water all over the apartment -embroidery
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mary kate wiles
5 years
A new way in which being an adult has surprised me: did you guys know framing things is SO expensive?? Only millionaires can afford to get things framed.
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mary kate wiles
7 years
The La La Land team handled that with such grace. Wow. Props to them. And congrats to Moonlight!
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Happy birthday, Lydia. 🎉
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mary kate wiles
5 years
And, of course, @JoeyRichter . You are quite possibly truly the best person any of us know. It has been a joy to work alongside you all these years. Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends!
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7 years
All four of us LBD gals have gone on to create and produce our own projects, and that’s pretty cool. I’m proud of us for that.
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mary kate wiles
3 years
Happy Valentine’s Day to my forever Valentine ♥️
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2 years
#HeadlessSpiritWeek cosplay day - oh, you thought I WASN’T going to put on my fiancé’s clothes and cosplay Ichabod?? #HeadlessSeries
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5 years
Hire @SeanPersaudMD & @sineadpersaud . They are POC. They are two for the price of one. They are Sundance fellows with multiple awards and millions of views under their belts. Hire them. I am so tired of them not being given the opportunities they have more than earned by now.
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2 years
Between TikTok/Reel rule and the implosion of Twitter, we really managed to put out our biggest, proudest thing at the worst time. But all of your reactions to #HeadlessSeries solidifies my feeling that it IS good and it IS worth swimming upstream for. That’s why…
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5 years
Happy birthday @TheAshleyClem ! You have been one of my closest friends these seven years and truly a big sister to me in so many ways. I never dreamed that I’d see us both taking hold of our careers in such exciting ways. Proud to know you and hope your day is a dream! 👯‍♀️
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6 years
I hope you fall in love, and i hope you fall in love with somebody who has the same dietary restrictions as you.
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6 years
Holy moly, just found out that G[r]o[w]ing Up, a short film I shot a couple of years ago, is screening at Cannes as a part of the Emerging Filmmaker Program! What an honor! 😍 #growingup
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4 years
Tell me something you like about yourself, right now. Go. Mine is I have great teeth. This is not optional!!!
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4 years
Can u believe I’m in London eating a gf scone with clotted cream like it’s no big deal????
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5 years
What are bodies??? What is gravity even??
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SUBLIMINAL
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This is too much fun and I'm the last guy who wraps everything up 😅😊
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Tfw your sis gets engaged 😍
@itslauraspencer
Laura Spencer
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I said yaaassss #engaged
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🥰🔫🥰
@curtmega
Curt Mega
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The best partner in spying you could ever ask for.
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Nothing like visiting family and having to pretend you liked Bohemian Rhapsody.
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5 years
I feel like I need to clarify my earlier tweet. Sean and I are NOT engaged - on account of the burps.
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mary kate wiles
1 year
Well…
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Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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3 years
Just so over @SeanPersaudMD & @sineadpersaud not being snapped up to write on a show yet. Showrunners, here’s a POC 1st-gen brother/sister duo who are Sundance fellows with a legion of devoted followers. What the heck more do you want?? Like, seriously. #WGAStaffingBoost
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mary kate wiles
6 years
Dear everyone, if you are at a place where there is limited food and some of that food that is for specific dietary restrictions, FOR GODS SAKE DONT EAT THAT FOOD IF YOU DONT HAVE THOSE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS
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4 years
I have a lot of thoughts about the love of my life and partner, @SeanPersaudMD , being in one of the most anticipated films of the year and showing up over and over again in the promo shots for that film ( #Mank ), and 11:30 pm probably ISN’T the time to be tweeting them, but...
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mary kate wiles
7 years
Dear Everyone: You were right. The Great British Bake Off IS delightful.
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mary kate wiles
3 years
Me: “How did you sleep?” @SeanPersaudMD : “Well...I closed my eyes, and then I just waited.”
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1 year
9 years of making each other’s dreams come true. 💕
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mary kate wiles
5 years
Now here are some pictures from tonight.
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5 years
I do this and I am not proud of it
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6 years
Day 13 - The big 'un. The biggie. #TheLBD . Never could I have imagined that I'd play Lydia Bennet, and never could I have imagined that I'd get to play an incredibly developed, nuanced version of her. I owe so much to LBD, & I am forever grateful for what it has meant to my life.
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6 years
Just a reminder that we did a very good Doctor Who Halloween one time
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3 years
It’s Oscar day! @seanpersaudmd is in the most nominated film of the year! He has no ego, he works so hard, and has been at this for over a decade. He deserves to soak up every second of this cool moment. ♥️ Also I made this Mank cake. Happy #Mank day!
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3 years
“We are going to grow old together. You don’t look old, but eventually we are going to look old. And that’s okay.” ♥️
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mary kate wiles
4 years
Four hours later, we did it. And dang, feels good. #Warren2020
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mary kate wiles
7 years
WE DID IT WE DID IT I'LL GET TO WORK WITH SEAN ASTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WaywardGuide
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mary kate wiles
6 months
My husband is a tv writer 🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩
@shipwrckdcomedy
Shipwrecked Comedy
6 months
As we enter Shipwrecked’s second decade, we’ve reached a new milestone - Sean and Sinead are officially television writers! They’ve been back at work on their first tv series since the WGA strike ended a couple weeks ago. Stay tuned for what the show is when we’re able to share.
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