Spent the last hour trying to figure out WHAT happened w/
@Ranboosaysstuff
streaming TGWDLM tonight!! Glad more of y’all are joining the Starkid cult! And
@ranaltboo
, if tomorrow you wanna stream a fucked-up Scooby Doo parody we wrote,
#TheSolveItSquad
...I can hook you up. 🤓
🚨Life Update/Upgrade Alert🚨Wanted to share some good news, which for me personally, is the BEST news. Last weekend,
@LaurenLopez1
and I completed an incredibly difficult puzzle we’d been working on for several…
🌅Behold, the
#QuarantineContent
you never knew you needed...A Definitive and Non-Negotiable Casting of
@TeamStarKid
as MCU Characters™️. This is canon, folks. 🤝 I began compiling this list last summer w/ the assistance MBA,
@funkwox
, and we’ve been revising it for months.
This is important: if someone tries to tell you that THEY are Dan Reynolds, run away. They’re a fake. They’re a fraud. They’re using the name for their own personal gain. I, and I alone, am Dan Reynolds.
I’ve been trying to quote tweet this with the gif of Ted going “My Wife” for 2 fuckin days and Twitter refuses to let me to do it but I needed you all to know
I must admit, I’m not a man of the
@Twitch
, so you may not see me there. But if you dug the insanity
@ranaltboo
streamed tonight, there’s a whole lot more out there! Like this tomorrow feat. myself & other OG Starkids
@LaurenLopez1
&
@DarrenCriss
!!
Who should play Link in the upcoming live-action The Legend of Zelda? Variety staffers wrote about their picks, listed below:
Jacob Tremblay
Kodi Smit-McPhee
Justice Smith
Jacob Elordi
Walker Scobell
Caleb McLaughlin
Jack Champion
Nicholas Galitzine
William Gao
Thomas…
My Grammy™️ Predictions for Tonight:
ALBUM - I
RECORD - Literally
BREAKOUT ARTIST - Don’t
ROCK SONG - Know
POP SONG- What
SOLO PERFORMANCE - Popular
COUNTRY ARTIST - Music
R&B ARTIST - Is
BEST OVERALL SONG - Anymore
Me: Isn’t it so wild that Coca-Cola just, like, HAS the monopoly on every movie theater?
@LaurenLopez1
, getting to the root of the conversation: Well no, because Pepsi fucking sucks.
Many of my dearest friends, most talented peers, and respected idols are members of the LGBQTIA+ community. My life and the lives of those around them are better for their stories, inspiration, and existence!!! Happy Pride this month and every month!! 🏳️🌈❤️🏳️🌈🧡🏳️🌈💛🏳️🌈💚🏳️🌈💙🏳️🌈💜
The Completed Puzz! 💍🧩My main goal with this proposal was to REALLY surprise Lauren! I’m terrible at surprises and she is very hard to surprise. What a pair! 👩❤️👨After brainstorming w/ a few pals back in February…
Joey will serve dutifully as the loyal squire, Crumb. Small but true, this mouse shall defend his lady to the last. Thank you for contributing to and sharing the CINDERELLA’S CASTLE Kickstarter campaign. We’re excited to bring this fairy tale world to life!
The toddler next to me is humming along to the Starbucks music playlist with SUCH perfect pitch that it’s making me question if I should drop everything and manage his rise to stardom
I just got such a drastic hair cut that my dog screamed at me for a full minute when I got home before smelling me and realizing I was her dad. Now I now what every one of our friends feels like when they come over.
Don’t kill me but I JUST realized that the TV in “1989 TV” stands for “Taylor’s Version”. Everytime I saw it, I just thought she was launching a streaming channel or something. Again, don’t kill me.
My golden birthday yesterday was, by all accounts, a perfect day. Spent w/ the people who i love with my whole heart, hearing from so many dear friends who mean the world to me, eating a shrimp boil, soaking up the sun in a beautiful place, and doing a lot of it in a robe! (1/3)
Holy shit it's been SO fun to read and see all of your reactions to
#BlackFriday
!! Despite the harrowing stories, darker tone, and bleak messages, I can assure you it was INSANELY fun to do!
@TeamStarkid
worked tirelessly to bring this next Hatchetfield show to life! 1/6
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT. Guys I have been on set making a movie with some lil kids, following this MOMENTOUS announcement from afar, and eagerly awaiting the moments when I get take
@to
the internet and blast out my support!! And to find that we’re ALREADY over 100K?!? Wowowowow
Trying to come to terms with the fact that my lack of a strong chin is, unfortunately, making me a prime candidate to play Trump Jr. in a shitty Lifetime movie years from now.
Me and Angela last night: we should leave some sort of clue we are filming something and see if anyone picks up on it
Jon: going to a starkid shoot:) Paul is my driver
In these chaotic times, sometimes it’s just nice to sit back and marvel and the fact that bananas just GROW LIKE THIS!! SPOONING EACH OTHER!! Beautifully embracing their friends and family like it’s the fuckin end of Toy Story 3!! I really miss seeing people I think.
Hey
@Twitter
,
@TwitterSafety
,
@jack
!! Just checking in to remind you that
@realDonaldTrump
just HAS to be removed from this site starting now!! He’s inciting terrorism and YOUR ambivalence is making it worse! 🙃
Woah, fam. So I just took out my phone to get on insta, made a quick decision to not get on insta, and—I’ll tell ya, fam!!—it felt GREAT!! A real, genuine sense of relief ran through my veins. Thought it would be best to get on Twitter and share that.
fun fact!! the tony awards were invented in 2018 when critics saw lauren lopez & joey richter singlehandedly invent acting in this scene from the guy who didn’t like musicals & decided they needed to be rewarded for their groundbreaking contribution to musical theatre
I cannot express the overwhelming wave of psychic connection that just pulsed through me, having just finished a glass of flat ginger ale at my parents’ and opened twitter to see this.
The Trump administration is so CATASTROPHICALLY cruel. The active harm they inflict upon the vulnerable groups of this country is pure evil. Between the Tulsa Rally and this, during Pride, on the anniversary of Pulse, it's like, WHO IS STILL TRYING TO COVER FOR THIS VILLAIN???
BREAKING: The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.
Oh man, I had such a blast tonight hanging out with my
@TeamStarKid
buds on the 10 Year Anniversary Livestream of
#AVPM
's opening!! You all REALLY blew me away with the love and support you brought to the last 10 hours. Almost 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS raised. Unreal.
#SK10
This is NOT leadership. It’s NOT “tough love”. It’s NOT “telling it like it is”. Its peak incompetency. It’s dodging an opportunity to give hope and reassure a fuckin nation in favor of pulling some bullshit bully power move. Can we just be fuckin DONE w/ him for the love of god?
Watching
@darrencriss
win an
#Emmy
last night was such a remarkable experience. Through our years of friendship, Darren has, through immensely hard work, incredible talent, sheer…
I’m happy to report that
@wandavision
is the show that has FINALLY gotten
@LaurenLopez1
into the MCU. It is the first and, I’m certain, will be the only entry in the entire franchise that she watches but luckily it’s SO good that it’ll leave a good impression 🙏🏼🤩
Amidst all this
#GameofThrones
,
#AvengersEndgame
, and
#StarWars
debate, I think the Internet has finally become a safe enough space for me to express my feeling that Iron Man 2 is an EXCELLENT movie. Ready to die on this hill.
The ONE advantage from shopping at a nearly ransacked Trader Joe’s yesterday was that my girlfriend couldn’t stop me from indulging in my most BASE convenience food urges.
I don’t tweet about things I like enough. But to not shoutout
@boburnham
’s Inside (which fuckin FLOORED me) would be criminal. Nothing short of genius. A hilarious, heartbreaking, sharp, beautiful, & honest work of art that has forever elevated the “comedy special” as we know it.
But honestly and MOST importantly, Happy
#TransDayOfVisibility
you beauties! 🏳️⚧️ Thank you for making this world infinitely more special by being a part of it 💗
Happy Easter 🐣 I can’t tell what I like more about this: the possibility that someone even better than Jesus is back OR the phrase “he is rizzin”, which I must add to my rotation
If you know me, you know Beetlejuice is an absolute DREAM FUCKIN ROLE for me, since I was like 5 years old. Thank you
@shipwrckdcomedy
for helping me continue my journey to landing this part!
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