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Joined April 2018
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
5 months
cause there is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, it never make sense for any of us to criticize the rest of us.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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just saw my mechanic and his whole family going to church in my car.
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2 years
at my wedding, nobody will eat twice, immediately you are served they will use charcoal to mark your forehead.
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3 months
if i enter keke tomorrow and your portrait touch me or that your yeye teddy bear look me anyhow, people go gather for us.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
which shot? samsung s22 ultra or iphone 13 pro??
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In Saudi Arabia, every citizen of Saudi Arabia is entitled to R15,000 per month (equivalent to N2,250,000) My question is why did Oduduwa left Saudi for Nigeria in the first place? Oduduwa pΓ©lu irin ofo, irin oribu… person for be Saudi Citizen too now.
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eyan tio bati show, won o le ri e … maduro marose, emi na-nki-yen, emi na nyin ye, mio le dashey shey, afi kin skibbo. alapa stainless… emi na nla… emi layemi… alapa roba, emi na n koje… emi gangan niyen 🫑
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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dem suppose sentence this contractor to life imprisonment πŸ˜‚
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2 years
sunny days wouldn’t be special if it wasn’t for rain! joy wouldn’t feel so good if it wasn’t for pain!
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1 year
if these guys girlfriend call now and dem nor pick, she go think say dem dor go cheat πŸ˜‚
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Educated babes are top tier. Damn!Conversations are way different. You say one thing, she's giving 5 instances. Not one werey that will be sending sticker to cover up for her empty head.
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if you like copy anthony celebration for viewing centre, you go explain yourself later for inside bush.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Eleyi of Ibadan πŸ‘‘πŸ˜‚
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
10 months
stranger: what do you do for a living? my wife: i married right. me: i am quitting my job to focus on this woman πŸ€©πŸ˜‚
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
name a job that pays well in nigeria?
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2 years
because wizkid nor win grammy, my wife log me out of netflix 🧐
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
as a guy, if your networth nor reach 200k, you be girl. call me bimpe !
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Instead of buying β€œwas 80k now 30k”, you better go braid. Because if any rubbish hair blow me inside keke, na cord i go wipe you for neck straight.
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2 years
iphone 6 or 50k?
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2 years
i am not here to inspire, but i admire that you admire me🫑
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
iPhone users let's eat eggs πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯š Sorry to Fake phones πŸ™„πŸ™πŸ½πŸšΆπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆπŸΎ
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2 years
i’m always a vawulencer with peace. what better way to promote it than wearing adidas and nike together?!
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
how wizkid album go sweet for your ear? you when nor geh money.
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2 years
β˜”β˜”β˜”β˜”β˜”β˜”β˜‚οΈβ˜‚οΈβ˜‚οΈβ˜‚οΈ... iPhone 13 users let see our umbrella ⛱️ Android sorry for not having πŸ™πŸ˜‚
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2 years
If your family doesn't do davido wizkid fight, you should do thanksgiving...
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and she go close bathroom door while bathing πŸ˜‚
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2 years
Whatever you do with your life, have a black jean.
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
who get tweet nor too dey blow, na who thief am dey blow pass.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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first time in 12 years
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
1 year
85m to buy house rent 1m, you can't live for 85years πŸ˜‚ if fire outbreak come, you go rent another house, if na your house leemao πŸ˜‚
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Is owning a house an asset?? Like building your own house.. Is it an asset?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
drop a picture of what you want, let me see what i can do.
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2 years
because say davido na celebrity make him ignore? because celebrity nor be human being ahbi wetin?
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2 years
God please distance us from poverty.
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2 years
if i fvck you and i nor tell my friends, how i wan take get rank?
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
did you receive your siwes money?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
deadbroke but rich in soul.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
how can someone stop looking at yansh?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
3 years
If you buy iPhone 13, and you still dey carry bike or enter public transport, normal normal you nor suppose have a good future…
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
how much is the most expensive perfume that you own?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
iPhone Press 0 until it tunes to βˆ…βˆ…βˆ…βˆ… Android stay behind πŸ˜†πŸ˜†e dey pain o🀣
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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Real phone show us cucumber πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’πŸ₯’ Fake oya πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
make me laugh and collect $200
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Started this year with Mercedes Benz CLA C118 Ending this year with Mercedes Benz G-Klasse G63 AMG What about you???
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Olosho just thief my power bank now now 😑!!!
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
if shishi nor dey your aza, come close.
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2 years
😑
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
leave a message for God.πŸ‘‡
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
3 years
Did you see any Professor send money to Davido? Continue reading like a fool you hear?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
1 year
this night i got home from site to find out i lost the 1500 i was paid where i do work as labourer, my mum sadly announced, there is no food. it was this night i knew i will make it, like i have to make it, i need to make, i better make it, cause if i don't, then i rather make it
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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try car sex at least once before you die, cause if you self remember for grave you go smile.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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be proud of your State and LGA you might meet your brother/sister. Oyo Ibadan North πŸ™ˆπŸ₯°
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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After insulting conductor, Gideon open wallet no money.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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Nana, where is my token? Nana, where is my dollar card? Nana, where is my charger? Nana, where is my pen? Nana, where is knee heater? Nana, where is my iPad? Nana, where is my glasses? What will I do without My Wife Nana? Na she be the Ozil to my CRonaldo The Iniesta to my Messi.
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Na BBN you come watch, why you dey open fridge???
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2 years
If she stood by you while you were broke, she is cheating.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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@yabaleftonline oga keep kwayet
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
100k for 1 Worthy Person tell me why !!
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imagine dating someone who doesn’t know the meaning of t on t-shirt.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Chat with someone new today Just ask "can we chat?"
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2 years
the most expensive footwear you have is how much?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
your muslim name if you proud of it?
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2 years
how much is the most expensive wear that you own?
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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I started this year with Samsung Note20, ending it with Samsung S21 What about you?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
davido dey vex you dey laugh, you wan collect?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
if you need help, reply with it here. if you can help, please pick someone to help. β€œwe are all we have”.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
bring 10 words out of β€œmeat”.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
What's the highest amount of money ever credited to your account once ? (Either yours or not)
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Nibo?? You see baba alajo for airport ke πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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@Carra23 you played the same football, and you weren't recognised at all? shameeeee !!
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Congratulations! You're now verified. With this badge comes great responsibility.
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2 years
100k nor dey your account, you dey dance buga? eeewwwπŸ˜‚
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
If you haven't slept in the hospital from January till today use 1 minute to thank GOD πŸ™
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Can your partner argue in English?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
would you be gay for an hour to get a billion dollars?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
why are you single?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
my guy say e dey go uni for italy. guess what ? omo, napoli
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
constituted authority !!!
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
so one day, person go give my daughter doggy style πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
vibes and this lifestyle, oluwalofifunmi
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Christmas dor finish now, loan app must not message me because of you oo
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2 years
sanitary pad is now 1,400 better get pregnant and rest
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if only Michael Jackson knew how beautiful he was.... fr
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
you go buy girl iphone 13 promax, nobody go ask her where she for get am. you just give her small belle, noise go full everywhere..
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2 years
who wants 10k?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
before dem push you for this davido wizkid matter remember that Being in the toilet is an unnoticed reminder that you are always gonna be alone when shit goes down.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
how much did you say you need? somebody help us !🀲
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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surah to recite or listen to during pregnancy surah luqmon - helps baby brain development surah yusuf - for beautiful physical appearance surah maryam - for ease in labour first five ayah of surah inshiqoq - for easy delivery
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a finished man πŸ˜‚
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@ofl_zeezahh
Tired SDπŸ˜”πŸ’”
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2023 relationship dump/recap. Let's have it🀭
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
how olosho take dey survive for this bad economy? i dey pity them. if you be olosho, paste aza.
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2 years
my wife has sent me to buy agbado this time around πŸ˜‚
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
God will fix it before it turns to shame.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
what are you selling? let’s see who to patronise.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
money nor dey your account you dey laugh? wetin dey funny you?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
i really don’t know what to do with this 1m, ima just drive out now and hit corollas. 100k for 10 !!
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
Dear English student. Someone that talk too much is called talkative. What do we call someone that looks too much?
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
David didn’t summit any CV, but God told Samuel about him, may God mention us to someone who will take us to the next level.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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I was invited for a baby dedication today, i got there the baby was still sleeping, so i left since the celebrant was not serious.
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BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
what’s now the essence??
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@mistarfly
BOLARINWA, Kashif MrFly πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
2 years
i go just look my wife dey smile like fool
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