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@mistachrish
Chrish
4 months
ANGEL. OUT. NOW.
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@mistachrish
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5 years
that first girl got fuckin ICEDDDD lmaooooo Im screaming
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julia
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flew out to California from college in Florida to surprise my best friend for her final dance show !🤩❤️ #missionaccomplished
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@mistachrish
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6 years
When somebody says they don’t like me
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4 years
Whos gonna be the first YouTuber to get coronavirus lolol I literally cannot wait for the caption and thumbnail
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5 years
*watches Step Up once*
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4 years
Remember when Kylie literally tried to trademark “rise and shine”
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@mistachrish
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6 years
This is how y’alls emo music used to sound
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5 years
WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FUCKING STAN IM SORRY
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5 years
Im stuck in 2013
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@mistachrish
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5 years
Oh fuck no...
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@mistachrish
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6 years
My last attempt at getting into heaven
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@mistachrish
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4 years
STOP HARRASSING DRIVE THRU WORKERS FOR YOUR SHITTY CONTENT.
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@mistachrish
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6 years
This how middle aged women take pictures
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@mistachrish
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4 years
And I’d equally pop this pussy for both 🤷‍♀️
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Paul Rudd and Baby Yoda are both 50 years old
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4 years
I can’t afford health insurance
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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According to Robert De Niro, he's going broke due to coronavirus. His lawyer says De Niro will be lucky "if he makes $7.5 million this year":
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@mistachrish
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5 years
fuck.them.kids.
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7-year-old Texas boy raises $22,000 to help fund section of border wall #10TV
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@mistachrish
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5 years
Looks like somebody’s been fuckin with some bananis and avocadis 👀
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@mistachrish
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5 years
Y’all TOXIC toxic
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@mistachrish
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3 years
Wait what wait what wait what wait what wait what wait what wait what
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Congratulations to Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song on the birth of their first child, Dakota Song Culkin, who was born on Monday, April 5! 🍼
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@mistachrish
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5 years
lady gaga ily
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@mistachrish
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5 years
I’m bored so I’m hyping up American Girl Doll on IG lol
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@mistachrish
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5 years
I hate singing
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@mistachrish
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5 years
im mad
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@mistachrish
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4 years
waiting for my Grammy 😌
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@mistachrish
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6 years
Quick driving tip if somebody won’t let you over!! 🚗👍
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@mistachrish
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5 years
Both of our first times EVER trying fooD!! 🥄
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@mistachrish
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6 years
I am a heterosexual male
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@mistachrish
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4 years
Thinking about that one time I lost Viner of the Year to Lele mf Pons
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4 years
Some racist mom just made fun of me for promoting BLM on Facebook so I made fun of her kids. I need therapy
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5 years
Found my juul from 12 years ago
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@mistachrish
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6 years
The only three people I’ll ever trust with a firearm
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@mistachrish
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6 years
Me pretending to understand the Cardi and Nicki beef
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@mistachrish
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6 years
I’m sorry but whoever made this show was a fuckin crackhead period no tampon
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@mistachrish
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9 years
Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen
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@mistachrish
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4 years
he comin for my brand
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Hiking Hoe
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@mistachrish
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11 months
Don’t y’all fucking dare…
@PopBase
Pop Base
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The man who threw the phone at Bebe Rexha admits he was purposely trying to hit her because he thought it “would be funny.” He has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault,
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@mistachrish
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5 years
But it must be said
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5 years
lmaooo when people say, “I can’t control myself when I’m angry. I don’t know what I’m capable of.” bitch what are you, a superhero? go to therapy
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My sugar daddy asks for the weirdest videos when I need money
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6 years
Fake woke people
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3 years
Hayley Williams Challenge🤪🙉
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6 years
This is my impression of a cam girl
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@mistachrish
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4 years
“I have absolutely no talent and I’m completely worthless so I’m just going to film myself being a complete dick making others’ lives difficult”
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5 years
This is lame and he shouldn’t be glorified for being a misogynistic prick just bc he’s semi entertaining
@nypost
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'Bagel Guy' Chris Morgan signs deal to fight other viral celebrities
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5 years
People fucking HATE seeing confident overweight people it’s honestly so weird.
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6 years
When you realize that you don’t look like your IG pictures
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4 years
welcome to mai kitchen, we haiv bananies and avocadies
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6 years
I want to be Laura Lee for Halloween
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5 years
my bf’s sleeping music got me in the mood 😤
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@mistachrish
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They always say Chik Fil A Is homophobic but I’ve literally never seen one straight person behind that counter
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5 years
I’m kinda hot if u have no other options! 😏
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6 years
My video audition for America’s Got Talent hope I made it :)
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Chris Hemsworth feeding that animal
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“I’ll fuck your dad for an inhaler” Happy New Year
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4 years
need my phone taken away
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4 years
leave me the fuck alone lmao
@rosespvssy
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wtf happened to him
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Coming out to my parents
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4 years
DEFUND THE POLICE
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To protect and serve #protests2020
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How bitter and insecure do you have to be to do this to somebody. That pathetic bully will never know happiness or love.
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5 years
People who do this instead of just drinking tap water or buying a water filter are psycopaths
@lordcesarr
cesar
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fridge: stocked ✅
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16 year old me talking to strangers online
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Singers who try to show up others at inappropriate times
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me if I was a church usher
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Those people that tweet vague shit like: “Have fun with him” or “Do you miss me?” lol WHO ARE YALL FUCKIN TALKIN TO ??
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Why are you trying to harass this woman with amazing tits when she clearly doesn’t give a fuck?
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I would pay money to never see this girl’s face again
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Nobody: Your 13 year old nephew on Tik Tok:
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how u act when ur crush tells a joke
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You can’t sit with us...
@Yahoo
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Logan Paul under fire for saying he'll 'go gay' for a month
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..... Im so confused
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Are you fucking kidding me 💀💀💀
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All of us after the rapture tying to get on Gods good side
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southern folks aren’t human
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that dad can fuckin get it
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really didn’t expect my neighbors to walk around the corner at 7 AM but they did
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That’s wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
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Im still not over this fucking video.
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Trump does not care about you.
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Thank god I’m gay
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IM CALLING THE POLICE
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Only heterosexual people and relationships are valued and respected in my family so I will not be spending Thanksgiving with them this year. Tweeting this so people who can relate do not feel alone. We’re in this together. Love you all ❤️🏳️‍🌈
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all I’m saying is that you’ve never seen us in the same room 🤷‍♀️
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Checking back in w/ a toxic person
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This app makes me feel like I’m on literal acid
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Me 10 years later horrified of the videos I’m posting now
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When you’re hanging out w/ ur friend and her brother sends you a nude
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when I tell you I am READY. January and February were rough as hell to me.
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Mike Pence literally looks like room temperature butter
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I want ONE adult to come out and say “yea I was in Kidz Bop” like we deserve to know how the experience was behind the scenes
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@iNabberTV i read “when I grow up I want to be a pilgrim”
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I need to practice self care before I die of dehydration
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Me trying to get hired for commercial jingles
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Bro what is she saying
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I literally fucking hate people driving those loud ass engines everywhere what the actual fuck is your problem is your life THAT uneventful that you need that much goddamn attention every time you step out of your stupid ass house???!!/$,&3@(@
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Ummmmm?!?!?
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Why am I terrified
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my bathroom mirror vs. my iPhone camera
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announcement
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NO HONEY IM NOT GONNA FOLLOW ONE OF THOSE STUPID PRIVATE MEME ACCOUNTS JUST SO I CAN SEE THE VIDEO YOU SHOWED ME IM SORRY
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I hadn’t posted in so long that people on Tik Tok literally thought I died of COVID-19
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I wonder what their theatre and art departments look like
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$600 million. That's how much money is going into Alabama's athletics facility upgrade.
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