Wishing the worlds happiest birthdays to the love of my life
@DanhausenAD
You are such a gift to this world, to our family and to me. Thank you for existing and bringing so much joy into our lives. I love you immeasurable amounts 🕷🖤🕷
Wrestling, burlesque and drag are three babies from the same mom. They are all art forms based in radical gender performance and guess what that is political. Queer culture is very much a part of wrestling and it always has been.
This is why I don’t watch AEW. Why are they shoving this down our throats on live TV? Even if you agree with him, just wrestle, entertain us. Who cares about your political view this is wrestling not CNN.
.
@DanhausenAD
and I are on the same flight and he is riding in the front like a king and I’m at the very back sitting on seats made of plywood and duck tape.
This is unacceptable. I’m going to throw pretzels at his head.
As I prepare to board the plane for our very belated honeymoon, I am reminded of the very first plane I took to meet
@DanhausenAD
and how I barely made the flight. So many things had to align for that date to happen and I thank the cosmos everyday that it did (1/3)
The love of my life,
@DanhausenAD
is undergoing surgery today. He has weeks of rehab in the USA and will likely not be able to come home for a couple of months. We are devastated and the future is uncertain.
Please read, share and help if you can 💗
If you have $2500 laying around, someone on eBay is selling this vintage McDonald's Grimace costume. It's amazing, terrifying and objectively worth every penny.
Thanks to everyone for reaching out.
Today marks 1 year and 6 months of sobriety for me. It’s bittersweet and I’m struggling to find joy.
If you are struggling with addiction reach out. Check on those fighting. Life is precious, sobriety is a life long endeavour.
4 years have gone by in a blink of an eye, because being married to you is the most rewarding thing. We accomplished so much together and it feels like this is only the beginning. Happy anniversary baby 💕 (3/3)
It’s inspiring living with the most motivated and dedicated person I’ve ever met. You’ve accomplished so much in such a short period and possibilities are endless. So proud of you baby
@danhausenad
! Happy one year with
@AEW
1 year ago Danhausen debuted for
@AEW
& became Very Elite, Very Evil
Thank you
@TonyKhan
for giving Danhausen a television job while still having a broken leg & only being half powerful. You’ll never get a Danhausen curse because of this.
2023 ~ Danhausen takes over television.
As the dust settles, there are few words just gratitude.
I’m so grateful for everyone’s kind words and support throughout the years and I am honoured to have the title of Miss Exotic World from
@burlesquehall
It seems like from the very first day we met we were determined to be together. We drove across borders every week, through storms and slept in the car more times than I can count. Distance, injury, citizenship, horrible food all minor issues (2/3)
Two years ago today this handsome devil got down on one knee and I cried and called him an asshole. Thanks for choosing to spend your life with little old me. You are the best husband and a wonderful father <3 Love you
@DanhausenAD
THANK YOU world for voting me as the
#2
MOST INFLUENTIAL BURLESQUE FIGURE IN THE WORLD!
Words can not express how I am feeling but know that I enter my 17th year of performing with such gratitude and love.
Congratulations to everyone on the list and thank you all so much 😭💗
Danhausen wants to wrestle.
Danhausen wants the real Danhausen back.
Danhausen wants to feel alive again.
Danhausen available limited dates of some sort - contact here
Bookthatdanhausen
@gmail
.com
All hail the Queen of Burlesque
@missloulou514
👑
You absolutely earned this through constant hard work and dedication.
I’m so proud of you. I love you.
Happiest of birthdays today as we celebrate
@missloulou514
for 36 years of being the best person on the planet. The best mom, the best wife, the best daughter, the best friend. We are all so proud of you and thank you for everything you do. We love you.
Just took a bite out of a two year old dusty ass Oreo to keep the Santa dream alive one more year.
So if I expire tonight from botulism give Donovan my wigs.
The world may be engulfed in literal flames but I feel lucky because I get to spend everyday with my best friend. Two years ago today you made me the happiest girl in all of candy land when you decided to navigate this strange French country with me.
Sometimes
@DanhausenAD
makes me feel like a mob wife, by randomly sending me money and telling me to buy myself a fancy dinner while he’s away.
He may be the best human on the planet. Suck it Jesus.
My body hurts and my brain feels like soup because I haven’t slept in 36 hrs, but I look super cute!!!
here’s a picture of my cute haircut I got yesterday!
I’m going to release a letter a day, slowly spelling the name of the company that owes me money, until they pay me.
Next week I’m calling my cousin Rodney from the rez.
Day 1: P