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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

benito fit 🐰❤️‍🔥 >>

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

if u have college educated parents with money n connections pls stop telling people they just need to work harder

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

why do essay conclusions exist, i said what i said scroll up !!!!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

sh(ES) brok(E)n

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

MEN ! whats are the biggest red flags u notice in women? asking so that i can become them all ✍🏽

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

he's corny but i do like elote...

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

does he rlly give u butterflies or does he make u SICK TO UR STOMACH? really think about it

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

remember when sza released good days and life was momentarily worth it?

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

me the day after a party trying to delete the snaps that everybody already saw

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

i'm being very generous with sunscreen after seeing that white lady's neck

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

u offend one short latino and here comes all their homies 🙄 pack it up hermanos unidos

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

yall keep bringing up bad hygiene so i want yall to know that im gonna stop showering

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

if youre not giggling n kicking ur feet while texting me pls leave me alone fr !!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

we do not live in the meritocracy u think we do

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

the UCs be like: today i offer u NOTHING but take this survey 😌

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

all these grown men telling me to stop "playing victim" I WILL NOT 😂😂😂

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

winter quarter starts in a week?

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

@lelngg jake t austin was so fine in that show whyd they think they could get away w it

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

@aminoncinema werewolves imprinting on babies.....aka jacob black

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

i literally pissed myself in my 2nd grade class bc my teacher didn't let me go ❤️

sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

one time in school this girl that sat next to me told the teacher she needed to chuke and the teacher ignored her... so she made a barricade with her arms and threw up in it so it wouldn’t get on our desks :( i felt so bad for her

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

reminder tht ur crush doesn't care abt u so focus on ur finals

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

betsy devos saying only a "small" percentage of kids will die to get schools to reopen is so fucking evil, im so scared for students in low income public schools....kids should not have to die for capitalism

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

bob and sally are white and politics for them isn't dangerous

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@Jay4Mississippi

5 years

A gentle reminder:

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

let's go winter quarter

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

it's not helpful nor progressive for POC to ask "but what abt us? what abt what we go through?" when black issues are brought up....this isn't abt u

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

i cant believe i started shaving when i was 9.....all bc a white girl didn't mind her business n pointed out my leg hair. thts so EVIL im so traumatized

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

nobody: not even mexicans: whites: it's cinco de DRINKO 🤪🍻 this is for my mexican aunt 🙌🏻 who married my uncle joe 😩💕 happy mexican independence day 🇲🇽❤️

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

latino men goin out for mariscos every night pls go home to ur family

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

@whoknows0o0 hey im so sorry u went through that. wishing u healing & for u to be surrounded by people who respect ur boundaries & identity!! 💕

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

i wish ppl took alcoholism more seriously it's not a cute little joke & it's clear y'all have never met an actual alcoholic...

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

these white girls in the mcc saying "we've never been here we're just exploring" yeah yeah that's what christopher colombus said

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

people are working 2+ jobs to provide for their families bc of this greedy ass UC and these privileged bitches are mad bc they can't study/get to class....where was that energy when u kept skipping ur 9ams?

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

i’m not talking abt like la jolla and shit tho....chula vista y san ysidro >

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

@judahelise especially bc tht money spent could be used to shelter houseless people? its so backwards....

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

the only reason im still in school is bc im in too deep

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

6 years

@ActuallyGina only jaden can look THIS good eating wow

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

why can't i be the annoying person that finishes their assignments like a week early

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

here's to healing and character development

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

if he wanted to he would perform boyfriend by big time rush for u

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

it sucks having a very uncomfortable experience w someone that everybody loves lmaoo

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

there's just no way he said that

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

ucsb made some points today

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

ik it's national bf day but maybe put a jumpscare warning??

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

i'll serve face before i ever serve this country!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

if im at a family party im gonna serve my man and wipe his ass....a lot of y'all females are so disrespectful these days. not me tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

if u apply for a job and they hire u on the spot, no interview...you're in for a ride

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

ucsb dining commons has better security than the capitol thts embarrassing

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

how to serve ur man:

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

why is "resting bitch face" only used to reference girls faces??? a lot of u men look like bitches too 🙄

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

the rumors are true i turned 20 today 🌻

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

all these high schoolers excited for college...sum of yall abt to be real mad 😂

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

me in this dress?❣️ yeah ❣️

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

1 year

college is so cruel bc u meet the greatest friends ever & then u graduate and move thousands of miles apart

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

21 today ♌️ <3

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

bring me flowers ❣️🌹💫

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

week 5!!!!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

yes i'm killua's mom 💙

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

anybody else having the absolute worst quarter like bottom of the barrel can't turn anything in on time ??

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

no this isn't spooky from on my block but shoutout to all the tíos and primos out there i did this for u <3

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

bitches rlly go to the library drink a yerba and scroll through twitter the whole time...and that's why we dropped to #7

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 months

the worst person u know is working as a K-12 teacher rn

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

ik the people who were supposed to see frank ocean at coachella are sick to their stomachs still

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

how do u do inner child healing if u dont really remember ur childhood

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

are yall actually applying to grad school i thought we were just in a silly goofy mood

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

i hope everyone w broken families finds at least some happiness in today n the rest of the holidays, you are not alone <3

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

universities be like "CONGRATS! u just won a spot in the class u NEED to graduate 😁"

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

mentally preparing for yall to post ur 4.0 gpas

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

first gen mexican american grad...on film 💐🎞 📸: @baguette_pak

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

any engineers want me? i just found out abt y'alls starting salaries

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

can you believe this is my face? 😚

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

gonna throw a party but to get in u need to have a fire sign in ur big three

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

sorry to anyone who fell in love with me last night 😚💞

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

hi <3

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

should've been me n the homies this weekend....

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

"all ucsb students do is drink and party" false. we also tweet.

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

seeing white supremacists being babied n coddled on trial fills me with so much rage n it happens every single time

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

finally a professor with some SENSE

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

men have no issue treating women like objects but when i treat them like an ATM? suddenly its a problem?

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

the sun loves me, worships me 🌞

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

i hate those rude ass "they signed up for this job" customers. they signed up to get paid and make a living, not to get treated like shit???

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

the fact that costco is now requiring a membership to eat at the food court....very classist, very upsetting

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

my last deltopia 🤯💓

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

those dlg fries took about 10 years off my life

WebMD

@WebMD

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People who ate french fries or hash browns 2 to 3 times a week were more likely to die early, according to one study.

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

should we talk about last night 🥵

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

🐍☀️

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

@TheKimbino this one too 😩

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

i only hang out with people who think $12 is a lot

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

absolute leo behavior 🌝

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

still your best

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

him: hey me: in a pandemic?

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

it's making sense why they tried so hard to be anonymous i'm SICK

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

5 years

delete this before ucsb boys see it i am begging u

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

it's wild how much we've seen our college friends cry randomly on a weekday over stress/money & just have to continue on like it's normal

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

dont ask me what im gonna do w my degree i'd let my friends use it as a rolling tray at this point

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

3 years

write me love letters now 💌

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

if i text u "🧨" it means we gon rock this club we gon go all night and we gon light it up like it's dynamite

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

finally! some good lighting!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

4 years

this is all i ask for

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

Underground Scholars of UCSB are boycotting the sociology department because of their unwarranted disqualification from the PhD program! i need yall to BOOST and show your support for formerly incarcerated students! SIGN!!

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cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️

@mintchocolatina

2 years

turned 22 today 🌞✨