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@minimalismbitch

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Real women cook men for dinner

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

How were menstrual changes not listed as side effects of the covid vaccine? I’ve had easy Periods my entire life and my last period almost made me pass out cause of the pain. There needs to be more research on this and people need to be more informed on how to handle it.

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

This girl & her bf both hitting on me. What is this ???

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

People are mad at me for being in goa in the pandemic ,, bro I live here

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

men get their heart broke by one girl in 6th grade and never open up again

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

TW : harassment Next time you mention ‘not all men’ or use other derailing tactics , think about what so many women go through everyday. I want to use my platform to bring attention to this comment section of an educational video, brimming w vulgar men.

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@minimalismbitch

2 years

Wore this for ethnic night , tied up an h&m dress w shoelace , improvise adapt overcome

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

My tits looked so fine the other day ,, why can’t we platonically show people tits

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

when a man says ‘I’m into dark humour’ u just know some bullshit is gonna come next

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

this girl posted her bf so much , when they broke up I missed him a little & teared up

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I hate men I absolutely H8 MEN

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

To get privacy in a brown household : sit in ur room w your titties out. They knock 6 times before coming in now 💅

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

So horny I watched all 9 seasons of friends w him & pretended to laugh

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

U ever see a guy who’s kinda ugly but hilarious so you’re like fine I’ll fuck u

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Me posting the same pictures on all my socials 🤡🤡🤡

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Get in losers , we’re leaving this homophobic country

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@minimalismbitch

2 years

This man called me over & didn’t even Fuck just ordered food cuddled and now is asleep ,, bro?

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Hey lol

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Told my sister my tits grew and she asked me which vaccine I got ?? What ??

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

thirst trap ,, so some1 can do my reChaRge 🙂😉

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I will shamelessly post the same pictures on every social media platform 🧍

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Men get so offended when women talk about sex freely , it’s hilarious

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

when girls say I hate men and men go like ‘oh no what about your dad’ ,, I hate that mf too ,,!What about it ??

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Saw a couple today and dumped a glass of water on them from my balcony

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

My biggest fear is clicking nudes on snap and posting them by mistake

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@minimalismbitch

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I need to stop getting fully dressed up alone in my room , it’s weird

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Fucking hurts when you’re the only person who knows an answer in class but you have social anxiety , want to cri

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Urbanic : idk maybe a cow ate your package or sm,, it’ll be there sometime in a year Zara : 4-7 days delivery Amazon : idk could be there soon- ITS ON YOUR LIVING ROOM SOFA GO TAKE IT NOW TAKE IT NOW

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

👉👈

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

My mom said my tits look like I got implants and she thinks I secretly got implants ,, woman what ??

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Look!!

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Don’t hit on me now mf , I’m petty asf I didn’t forget u saying ‘ew’ when u had to sit next to me in 4th grade , get fucked

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

My sister really said ‘open the door the WiFi can’t come in’ I-

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

u ever see a cute guy but he has no sense of humour & it physically hurts

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

hey lol

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I was so insecure about my ribs showing but fuck it ,,,

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

who want me now huh ? Ya’ll fake asf

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

If she says ‘I’m bad at texting’ she just doesn’t like u bro

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I only talk to people I wanna fuck , if I’m not getting d*ck out of it I’m not asking u how ur doing what Am I 12 ?

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Making a typo while sexting is so fucking embarrassing 😫

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I’d rather put my titty in a blender than be in a ‘let’s exchange passwords’ relationship

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

This woman uploaded a video w 2.3 million views , had to turn off the comments because of the harassment she faced. No one deserves to have their mental health compromised like this.

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

fuck sex can someone cuddle w me & explain Diljit Dosanjh’s twts to me

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Popular people aren’t funny , it’s always the introverts w the jokes ✊✊

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Just told my bestfriend to pity see my nudes cause I have no one to send them to

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

GUYS GUYS GUYS I CONFESSED TO MY CRUSH AND APPARENTLY HE LIKES ME TOO??????? I'M NOT SINGLE ANYMORE F Y'ALL SINGLES MUAH BYE. I'M SO HAPPY RN.

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I don’t usually fw red but ,, hmm

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

thick thighs but no one to crush w them

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Why did I ever have to prove it’s a str8 line in math ,, like just ?? Look ??

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

how do younger siblings have the AUDACITY to be taller than u

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

call him a pussy cause he is what he eats

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

just pretend I said something funny

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Girls don’t have post nut clarity cause guys don’t make us come

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

So proud of my body for not getting pregnant against all odds ✊🙈

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I would never chase a man but if he sends me pictures of his face str8 out the shower , a bitch might power walk

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

people who type in all lower case letters have top energy

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Calling someone by their name while texting feels much more intimate than sending a titty pic damn

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

ever had a sex flash back and felt like crying cause u miss them , now you’re horny and crying ,, down bad

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

boys who own black hoodies are walking red flags

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

did I post my ass by mistake why did I get 400 followers in a night ,,

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

all hot b*tches have social anxiety

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

hey lol ,, to all the girls

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

19 is such a weird age some of my friends live w their bf , some are engaged , one has a whole job and I have to ask my parents to step out after 7 pm

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

✨catfish✨😉

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

This might be the best piece of clothing I own

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Jesus stop bullying people to switch on their cameras , ydk their household situation. Not everyone has the same privilege as you.

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I have minimal standards shoot ur shot bro, my ex had a light up keyboard and served me monster & energy bars

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I’ll post it again if I want ,, fight me

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

I’m too tired to flirt w them separately, Fuck it I’m making a group and sending them unanimous titty pics

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Yk I might be sad but at least I’m not in a friend group that meets up to make tiktoks together

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@minimalismbitch

2 years

So many pretty girls w grasshopper looking dudes

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Such aesthetic nudes I should get them framed

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Zoom teacher: switch on your cameras Me: *sitting topless in my room, w a blunt in my hand* 👀

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Me to me: YOU CAN PRACTICE TWERKING IN UR ROOM NO ONE HAS CAMERAS IN HERE SMH

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

This mf smells so good I got up 18 times at night to bury my head in his neck to get my fix

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

When someone from twitter follows me on IG , I’m like THATS MY BITCH , COME HERE BB🙈🥺❤️

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I will ghost u for 18 weeks then get sad that we stopped talking

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Day 243 without sex : the car went over some speed bumps , that felt good

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Had Sexy tan line , now skin is peeling off

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

You ever have a wholeass photo shoot and all the pictures come out ugly 😫

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

🦎

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

I’m naming all my daughters after Greek goddesses

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

How do ya’ll have time for relationships , I just be kissing my assignments goodnight

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

👁👄👁

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Am I the only one who carries a small backpack to parties

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

Fuck fam*ly does any1 want their titty sucked

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

my bf thinking he’s gonna date a stable, nice girl What he got:

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

‘I like girls who are pretty but dunno they’re pretty’ lol shut up loser

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

Btw she/they

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

if ur a grown person .. using Snapchat ,, sit outside and think about life

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

If I don’t orgasm I don’t count it , so I’m a virgin guys wassup

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

It’s always ‘how are you?’ never ‘want me to pull up & suck on ur titties?’😔

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

ghosted this boy mid sexting cause I realised I had feelings for some1 else ,, mf would be mid wank like ?? hello?

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@minimalismbitch

3 years

liking my twts that fast ,, u trynna kiss or something ? 😠

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@minimalismbitch

4 years

hey lol

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