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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 year

Rodri is scoring

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

"leo" tears his vagina trying this

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2 months

TL dead? Heres all of haaland’s career goals

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 month

Look at the replies man his rep is completely finished Dont come back supporting when he gets his scoring streak again. Real ones support players at their worst

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1 month

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Erling Haaland, not even on the bench for Man City vs Chelsea. Rodri starts.

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@mcfcjugo

1 month

Cant wait to nab this in 7 weeks and say "Man City atmosphere is insane"

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1 month

WE’LL LIVE AND DIE WE’LL LIVE AND DIE IN THESE TOWNS

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 month

Youve made this joke 5 times already nobody is laughing

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1 month

must be mistaken - was sure we had an order for 115 pizzas from Man City

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

"Ronaldo is closer to neymar then messi" Yh this is how i know you started watching football in 2023

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4 months

Stay silent until you hear a better player than Cristiano Ronaldo 🤫

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

Kdb is the reason they have men under free kick walls

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4 months

This @KevinDeBruyne free-kick, #OnThisDay in 2018. 🤯

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

Haaland has scored in every minute except the 1st..

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

No, THIS is the best feeling

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@allyluvx

3 months

the best feeling

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

@Pasi_9000 @FootbalGalaxy Once saw de bruyne curve the ball with his HEAD 💀

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

@DR1CKL3 No hes just an alien

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@mcfcjugo

1 month

2019: Assisted 3 goals and we let him down 2020: Scored the equalizer and we let him down 2021: Scored the equalizer and we let him down 2022: Scored the opener and we let him down 2024: Scored the equalizer and we let him down

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Worst day in my life thought he was gonna leave us💔

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

This was our lineup last time we beat spurs at their backyard

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

29 days

Haaland in "Big games" for Dortmund and City 49 games 33 goals 10 assists 43 g/a Criteria -UCL KO games -Big 6 in the PL -Semis and finals in all comps -DFB Pokal Final -Der Klassiker

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

7 months

Erling Haaland - Missed Assists

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 month

On this day in 2023, Haaland dropped upamecano to the floor and lashed the ball into the roof of the net in the Allianz Arena.

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

"Haaland is shit when De Bruyne isn’t there"

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

Saliba’s only career achievement is a foul on Haaland

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

52 goals in 10 years against the big 6 in the premier league, do you not understand how mad that is

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3 months

Sergio Aguero - P10WER King Kün

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 month

We didnt ghost against palace in a title race at 31

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@Maz_lfc

4 months

We didn’t get our bird stolen by Courtois at 21

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@mcfcjugo

7 months

Why Mbappe has 0 goals for France: A Thread

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

Ronaldo is the greatest footballer oat i apologize for every "P*naldo" "Rape" i have uttered on this app

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

7 months

Against Coronavirus Barcelona with the likes of lenglet and washed pique? Not moved

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@absolutenzo

7 months

Kylian Mbappe vs Barcelona Feb 16th, 2021

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

24 days

On that transgender’s headtop

Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT

@Tezzathekchen

24 days

Mbappe goals in the last 5 seasons 2019/20: 30 2020/21: 42 2021/22: 39 2022/23: 41 2023/24: 43 The no. of goals ALONE that Mbappe has scored is higher than KDB’s G/A numbers. Mbappe is also a better playmaker and chance creator, my god the gap is even bigger than I thought 😭😭

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

Brev he does all this in 1 game

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@Logicull

5 months

De Bruyne would break his limbs attempting any of these

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 year

@propsMCFC @UTDTrey rashford’s celebration is the only thing keeping him relevant

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

People saying the sport is dead if haaland wins, nah its actually dead if a mls player wins because of loopholes and his name

UEFA Champions League

@ChampionsLeague

9 months

🥇 Who should win the Ballon d'Or? #UCL

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

Haaland since the world cup has scored 54 goals 😭😭😭

Troll Football

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1 year

Haaland after the World Cup

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

It isnt fake btw it occured during a premier league match of watford and man cuty

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@mcfcjugo

9 months

Why Kevin De Bruyne is the greatest player of all time: a thread

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

Count, How many of the 50 goals are tapins?

jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

Lmao just counted and only 8 of haaland’s goals were tapins this year

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

11 months

@nocontextfooty Arsenal fans in 2026

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

You rep a pedophile

SB15460 (fan)

@SB15460

6 months

Haaland and "Entertaining" in the same Sentence😭😭

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

10 months

@theMadridZone We dont care blud

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

Record vs Fiorentina Jarrod Bowen: 1 goal in 1 game Pele: 0 goals in 2 games

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

All of Haaland’s 2023 g/a (Took me 2 and a half hours)

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@mcfcjugo

9 months

2023 ronaldo is more hated then 1942 hitler

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

13 days

When haaland dunked a brace on his headtop

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

13 days

Kylian Mbappé leaves PSG. What's going to be remembered most from his 7 seasons at the club?

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

@DR1CKL3 No it isnt

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

Wallahi i have never seen a big city account suddenly switch teams And they call us plastics 😂

Mike

@Mike_RMCF

5 months

Comunicado oficial: MikeLUHG New year. New club. Good luck to those of sticking around to watch Jim Ratcliffe and the Glazers fuck Manchester Uniteds rotting corpse. I will not be joining you at the funeral. Hala Madrid

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

@bartekKGHM Właśnie uczyłem syna o zwierzętach i kiedy mówiłem o kozach, powiedział: „Masz na myśli bartekKGHM na Twitterze?”

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

This your rightback?

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

He lost his grandmother 5 days ago you knobhead

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@Gideoomatic

3 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

11 months

@ewan10i Rodri and Haaland?

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

Nice now i expect Saka to get 870 goals in his career

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

3 months

Before turning 23 in the Premier League: Cristiano Ronaldo Bukayo Saka 77 G/A 77 G/A (and counting)

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

"But cristiano is selfish and arogant"

TC

@totalcristiano

4 months

Cristiano Ronaldo: “Haaland deserves it.” 🤝

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

3 months

@goatculer_fcb Nice trophy for spurs

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@mcfcjugo

4 months

@bartekKGHM "wygrywamy juz?"

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 year

@kingwzrdb @SteveKayBackup @propsMCFC @UTDTrey And then lose by a 5 goal comeback by Goatland

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

Btw, Haaland is the first ever premier league player to win the award

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

8 months

KDB 2014/15: - DFB Pokal - Led Wolfsburg to their only top 4 finish in past 11 years - 44G/A at 23 years of age - Bundesliga POTY - Bundesliga TOTY - Europa Squad Of the season - Set up the record for most assist in a single league season

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

Lionel Messi against Madrid since 2019🐐 9 games🤤 746 minutes🤩 32 shots 🥶 1 crucial penalty miss😱 0 goals😍 0 assists🥰 More losses than wins🤯

jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

You can’t own a club if you dont have a single goal or assists against them in the last 9 games

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

@Pxxdressi Iniesta denied barca a back to back treble 😭

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

8 months

@TerminatorRonny Horrible comparison tbh, Assists lead to goals but can silver medals lead to gold?

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

11 months

@IconicBlanco @ErlingRoIe Will madrid getting raped 4-0 not matter because of the "we beat man city" trophy?

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

People have all that and say mbappe is better than haaland lmaooo

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

But some barcelona fans from the dirty, dirty slums of Mumbai will say he only does 2 yard passes

TR9_RMCF

@TR9_RMCF

4 months

Ronaldo assists are a thing of beauty man🐐❤

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

So ribery shouldve won 2013 due to treble? Damn i guess haaland was robbed

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@Leo_messii_8

6 months

Honest question, how did Ronaldo win the ballon d'or 2013?

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

You can’t own a club if you dont have a single goal or assists against them in the last 9 games

LM🇦🇷⁸ (fan)

@Leo_messii_8

6 months

The club The owner

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

@Tezzathekchen Owning man city at age 17 but never won against us??

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@mcfcjugo

3 months

speedrunninh @bartekKGHM on wikipedia until i find the holocaust

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@mcfcjugo

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14?

Wedge

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5 months

Lionel Messi - 2013/14 Season

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

Thread: Exposing Mbappe’s "big game performances"

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

8 months

Outside the box with his damn weak foot?????? fairs man

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

8 months

CRISTIANO RONALDO FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX WITH HIS WEAK FOOT TO GET HIS BRACE 🔥 CR7 in big matches 🐐

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

1 year

@SteveKayBackup @propsMCFC @UTDTrey Blud��s hype began after scoring a offside winning goal against city

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

11 months

@LunihanV1 He never went to mumbai you fraud

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

Fun fact: No goalkeeper has ever saved a ACTUAL haaland penalty!

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

6 months

Mbappe has choked on more transgender d*cks than he has touched ucls

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@mcfcjugo

7 months

@JustFoden_ @ChragicMCFC Muslims literally gave us our sucess

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@mcfcjugo

6 months

@FootbalGalaxy @noLsPxndu He bodied Courtois so hard that game man 😭

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@mcfcjugo

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Man….

jugo

@mcfcjugo

18 days

Lol i just realized how similar Haaland’s 4 goal haul vs wolves and Aguero’s 4 goal haul vs Tottenham was 2 penalties, and the 4th goal was a curler in the exact same spot

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

10 months

@CFC_Janty We’re reporting him there too, no social media for him

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@mcfcjugo

5 months

Thread: Footballers thoughts on Erling Haaland

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

@clinicalmusiala Counting 2013 ucl but not 2013 pl?

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@mcfcjugo

10 months

@TheEuropeanLad @stats_feed @Lionel30i This is why messi is the goat

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1 month

Erling Haaland - Best Career goals

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

10 months

@_common_W_ I dare ronaldo fans to name 10 serious reasons why hes better than messi, without using UCL

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

2 months

@SDeelug Mbappes stinkers always get unoticed cuz he plays in a 5th ranked league

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@mcfcjugo

1 year

@LunihanV1 Nobodys falling for that punihan

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2 months

Erling Haaland all 27 goals for Norway

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@mcfcjugo

4 months

Playing the UCL card on Cristiano Ronaldo

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

9 months

@slxvxid Has kdb magically healed? 😭

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@mcfcjugo

3 months

@killeures Now show their performances when they face together

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@mcfcjugo

2 months

Statpadding gk mistakes vs Huesca and Bolivia is ballon dor worthy isntead of this?

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@Pxxdressi

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remember when they wanted Lewandowski to win the BDR that year for statpadding Bundesliga 😭😭

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

10 months

@Trossardinho1 @TheEuropeanLad Bottled the league + Ratio

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@mcfcjugo

6 months

@Wxdge10 @Pasi_9000 Haaland has surpassed Messi as a honest barcelona fan since 1899

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

5 months

@AbzSemtex She thinks she’s argentinian 😭😭

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

7 months

Lost an El Clasico and mind immediately goes to Messi. You're more of a Messi fan than a Barça fan. Have some shame

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7 months

We lost? Oh No…anyways🥱

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jugo

@mcfcjugo

4 months

Lewandowski between 2019-2021 160 games 170 goals 39 assists 209 G/A 10 trophies 1 European Golden Shoe 2 FIFA "The Best" Player awards 1 UEFA POTY 1 UCL Covid Lewa was insane…