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@mazzjongun

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maximising the 4HL.

Sandton, South Africa
Joined February 2011
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
9 months
@Vhoyde It’s Katt Leya. Allow it.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
You leave a pretty woman and she’ll start posting selfies like you said she was ugly. Whole time she was just insufferable 😭
@kwets11
member of Hamas
11 months
Gents have to date 3 pretty huns in their life to know how annoying they are, then you will stop this nonsense of thinking every 7-10 was fumbled.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
@Vhoyde The (nonsense) teaching is the business itself. “Coaching”, “mentoring”, “workshops”. Can’t knock the hustle though. People are for the taking 😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
8 months
Senior role in corporate (probably banking), a sexless marriage with an insufferable woman, and two teenagers with ever-growing demands.
@Vhoyde
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8 months
Middle aged white men are the gods of the stationary bike. I don't know what demons they're battling
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
1 year
The problem with corporate SA is that when someone is extremely good at what they do, they’re promoted to positions of leadership instead of being given a Tech lead / Specialist role that has no management aspect. This then results in high resignations due to poor leadership.
@MTshwete
Mayihlome
1 year
There are some people who just shouldn't be allowed to manage people....supervision for them is about power and control. We don't evaluate enough a person's psyche before we bestow them with power.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
I can’t believe South African gents gave the world this meme. They set us back 400 years 😭
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
7 months
Most women are agreeable by nature. She’ll be 35 years old and still susceptible to peer pressure like a teenager. Now you’re getting cheated on because her single friend started a campaign against you in the group chat.
@NalaThokozane
TK_Nala
8 months
Tyrese's estranged ex-wife Samantha Lee has come forward to defend herself and claim that peer pressure influenced her decision to leave the marriage and return to demand $20,000 per month in child support. What happened? ▪️Tyres & his wife were in a happy marriage and were
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Leonidas I
9 months
Insinuating men are p*edophile’s because they’re no longer attracted to your old ass is peak psychological warfare. Hai I respect women 🙏🏾😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
1 year
@BarkyBoogz “Bitch nigga you ain’t gon never get swole” 😭😭😭
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
7 months
Crazy thing is the women who REALLY get the bag from men aren’t bashing broke dudes on TikTok. They’re too busy unboxing Porsche’s on IG. It’s the aspirational one’s who are quick to talk about “standards”. They’re just as poor as the men they bash.
@Vhoyde
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7 months
Women date criminals and start talking about standards. Why is your 9 to 5 ass acquiescing?
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
Tumi Molekane once said something along the lines of (paraphrasing): “You can’t call yourself a righteous person until you’ve had the money to purchase your desires. Too much is hidden in poverty.”
@Vhoyde
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10 months
Niggas will have poor mental health and think it's the lack of money. They then get money but their mental health doesn't improve. That's when the real crazy shit starts 😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
1 year
Okes called me a mad man for saying money is ultimately superior to being a pretty nigga.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
The thing about liberalism is that you have to be tolerant of everything. You can’t pick and choose when to be progressive. If you miss a step, you’re a bigot. They got you in a 360 deal with progressiveness.
@Vhoyde
Null
11 months
The fact that they hate us despite our progressiveness should show the pointlessness of liberalism
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
“The Bantu needs to be guided, the Bantu left alone becomes mischievous”.
@KingBishop1st
✞ ARCHBISHOP ✞
10 months
Someone said this new generation was cursed with a drinking and showing off problem and honestly I see it😢🤦🏾‍♂️
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
7 months
Corporate is a continuous test of your ability to shut up when being taken for a poes and plot your get-back for a later stage like a true psychopath.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
1 year
A lot of them want to feel like they’ve “arrived” after graduating. They spent their tertiary years stalking influencers & “boss babes” on Instagram and now see arriving as designer hand bags coupled with weekly trips to CPT. They become disillusioned when that first salary hits.
@Vhoyde
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1 year
A CA salary is not buying you a new designer outfit every week. So you either give up the designer or you give up the bums
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
@DelusionalNik 😭😭😭
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
CBD Twitter continuously serves as a stark reminder of who the average SA citizen is. The battle of ideologies seems to be happening amongst the bourgeoisie and elites. Our society will never reach consensus on what is morally right or wrong until we speak directly to each other.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
1 year
@Vhoyde Fair. A loser will just be a bigger loser with money.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
9 months
@verticalpass We see it all the time on this app. They go for shaming tactics when the argument is all but lost. They argue in bad faith.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
8 months
You genuinely can’t talk to some people. They’ve built their entire identity around their problems. Can’t have a single conversation without them whining about something. Just have to love them from a distance and let them wallow in self-pity.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
@Ke_Otshepeng @kwets11 He’s not right. He’s racist.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
9 months
Women who speak the truth on here always have to add the “You can call me a pick me” bit. This place is hell 😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
The ANC is anything but stupid. If anything, they’ve mastered human psychology. It’s why they move so brazen. They understand the bantu mind. Nothing a charismatic speech and a food parcel can’t fix.
@Vhoyde
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11 months
And stop calling them stupid. Stupid people can't accumulate generational wealth on a capitalist system. They're just bad people
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
“I could’ve sworn you were like 25/26” “I get that a lot” “Do you?” That man ain’t stopping.
@KiddUnderscore
Tom Marvolo Riddle
10 months
Ohh no 💀💀💀
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
She also has an IG account with a lot of followers but can’t seem to break into the “influencer” scene because her page is full of ass. She doesn’t exude the elegance required for a wealthy man to save her so she keeps getting ran through by scammers.
@Vhoyde
Null
10 months
Baddie from the hood who drinks copious ciders and box wines. Fucked with a couple gangsters, maybe has a gold tooth, might have a scar somewhere on her from some wildly abusive shit, really husky voice. She's been fine since high school. And also ruthless with the abortions
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
As vile and problematic CBD Twitter can be, they’re the closest to mirroring reality. The uppity people try to intellectualise/rationalise everything. Reality doesn’t care for your ideals. CBD Twitter are the personification of the kasi dude who just tells it as he sees it.
@kwets11
member of Hamas
10 months
As a man you need at least 2 niggas that will shame you out of certain things, 2 hood friends to be exact, the type that will call you ibhari for anything and everything you do thats strange to someone ekasi, sometimes thats the advice you need😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
It’s because we lack so much. Elders start pandering to whoever has money for survival. The last born is now acting like a tyrant because they send the most money back home.
@Vhoyde
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10 months
One of the weaknesses of our culture is that we allow money to trump everything. The family breadwinner can turn umgidi into groove and the rest will shut up
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
7 months
Death by commodification. People can’t even enjoy a song/album before knowing how much it sold. As if the numbers will change what they’re hearing. Pathetic.
@Vhoyde
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7 months
Put a monetary value to everything about yourself and you become nothing but a slave. Everything doesn't need to be a commodity.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
9 months
Your mother can’t even retire in peace and enjoy her last days on earth because she has to look after your child. Are you not ashamed?
@Vhoyde
Null
9 months
Your extended family is forced to over-extend themselves and help you raise your child because you failed to pick a good mate and in your arrogance and delusion you say that's how it should be.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
8 months
They live vicariously through the people who steal from them. It’s some weird fetish.
@Vhoyde
Null
8 months
I hate how SAns worship wealth while knowing it probably comes from some evil shit
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
8 months
Social media magnifies this by allowing them to have a full-fledged reality show. In their heads, everyone is keeping up with them and their relationship.
@Vhoyde
Null
8 months
One day y'all will realise that a lot of these huns only enjoy being cuffed because it's the only relationship where they can be the main character they always wanted to be and let their narcissism run free. Friends, family and colleagues do not tolerate that side of her.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
@Vhoyde Stats have been released to support this claim.
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
11 months
Vhoyde Inc subject matter ranges from history / philosophy, to business, to football, to women, all the way to general internet trolling yet “Gender Wars” is the brand. Mxm. Who’s in charge of marketing and branding here? 😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
10 months
@Vhoyde We’ve been vindicated 😂
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@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
8 months
Guys understand this concept when it comes to the football team they support but not their favourite rapper. I’d look absolutely ridiculous saying Arsenal is the best football team in the world. They’re just the team I support.
@Vhoyde
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Your favourite rapper doesn't have to be the best rapper in the world guys. You'll end up saying weird shit
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