Maude Apatow @maudeapatow Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@StarshipRobots

@__abby_d

@Fynest042667731

@NikilisRBX

@OfficielFannyJ

@Gary63870877

@Dan_Pallett

@hoontoujours

@RobertMJackson4

@Hair2Health

@bardigangradio

@YTGamersonGames

@elnuevoherald

@andreianeeves

@LillyMapua42048

@DrDelNorte

@stw_pdg

@Tv26Television

@adig077

@AlaaDaraghme

@azaluzul

@teragakidesu

@PhilGalfond

@arabhardware

@AssReFocus

@sidraniazi52

@BorgataPoker

@iamkokobanx

@duetcool

@JodyFreda9121

@GOWHS_BoysBBall

@cleantheglass

@ZekkoFin

@burford_reagan

@CONROESOFTBALL

@marion16hedman

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

Just went to @taylorswift13 concert. Words cannot express... Mind blown... Nicest person ever... Lovelovelove http://t.co/rojvp7jBmo

326

4K

5K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

Cooking meth http://t.co/rBgilPjBXK

41

976

3K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

A very dark time http://t.co/QwVKnADBFN

88

786

3K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

CATch me tonight on @colbertlateshow 🤪 it was a dream come true ❤️

45

198

3K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/o96Yh7uJYb

63

1K

3K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

Hahahahahahahaha

yaz 🪷

@springfawn_

5 years

Rue explaining her Jules and Nate catfish conspiracy to Lexi Lexi in the bathroom #EuphoriaHBO

38

4K

19K

20

177

2K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

@Harry_Styles I really didn't think you would see this...

55

578

2K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

High school is great- today I hit my head on a tampon dispenser and inhaled some sort of moth

49

446

2K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

4 years

Please get off Twitter

Judd Apatow 🇺🇦

@JuddApatow

4 years

The entire world is surfaces.

33

42

728

27

113

2K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/R5KVmgZdJ0

70

168

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT http://t.co/NSuoUA6e4Q

17

254

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

12

426

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

I’m back with a vengeance

45

111

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

4 years

Do you ever just do a little dance for your cat

49

172

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

Anderson Cooper unfollowed me.

27

99

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

Can’t wait to see #BTS tonight 🤭🤭🤭🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍

22

194

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

YES!!!!!!! http://t.co/unflcRhA48

33

96

1K

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I thought it was my sister listening to Frozen, but it was my dad

7

167

937

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My parents told me that they thought it would be a mean/hilarious joke to name me Maude, but then it stuck.

17

111

907

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I heard a bird chirp and thought it was a ringtone

17

347

887

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/gnt07Q1jqh

13

65

875

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

6 years

I want my sister to be on The Bachelorette so I can have the sister talk

4

45

878

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

I only listen to hard rock now

35

109

804

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

High school is miserable and I don't know if I will ever be able to look back and laugh about it

57

341

799

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I am afraid of North West

15

267

803

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I am so mad and I really want to tweet the f word, but i don't want to embarrass myself (fuck)

20

221

785

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

"Iris and I saw the fault in our stars. Algeous Elgorves made us cry our eyes out."- my dad

8

133

748

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

One day I hope to become the person I said I was in my college essays.

4

279

755

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

The only thing I don't like about NPR is when you can hear people swallow

31

251

752

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

That moment when your mom tells you you're wearing the flannel you're great grandfather died in

12

91

753

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My sister unfollowed me on Instagram

18

60

727

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

2 years

@womensfilms I meant that everyone at my age was terrible!!!!

24

46

709

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

Last week of high school and IDGAF

14

81

700

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I am sitting in front of my computer on twitter while tweeting from my phone

18

217

658

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I've been doing this thing where every time someone is rude to me, I take a photo of them (and am very obvious about it)

19

168

654

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/KLYHmNH9l8

23

360

621

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

12 years

People really take pride in knowing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song

20

1K

618

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

I think I have been cringing for the last three years

6

358

601

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Adults tell me to appreciate high school and then I start crying

48

201

601

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

RENT fan at age 9 http://t.co/BUj9dkoq91

19

46

590

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

3 years

Is anyone flying from LAX to JFK today??? I need a favor and it’s paid

27

19

587

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

The amount of selfies my sister posts of herself on Instagram makes me uncomfortable but I'm going be nice & supportive and not say anything

11

112

589

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I'm gonna rebel and hate comedy

23

162

591

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

Sometimes I still get nervous when I see the seventh grade skater boys hanging out behind CVS...

3

135

573

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Still weirded out by how many 11 year old boys with very styled hair and nice teeth are on the Instagram popular page

8

202

579

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I don't mean to offend anyone, but Juan Pablo is THE WORST

25

140

573

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

I started tweeting in seventh grade and now I am graduating high school today.

12

35

565

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Everything is falling apart. On a lighter note, I just discovered the existence of these super fluffy sheep! http://t.co/dO5d2BjJRG

10

179

564

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

"Maude belongs in New York where she can yell at people in the streets"- my sister

3

56

564

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

5 years

Sounds about right

Nathan Fielder Fan Account

@anjianie

5 years

i had a dream that @maudeapatow invited me to a sleepover at her house, at the end of which she was planning on kiIIing all the guests

0

13

18

76

533

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

Happy New Year. I am listening to Pitbull alone.

10

92

539

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I compared myself to Jon Hamm for my Spanish project http://t.co/SEQfWY21fC

11

41

551

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

@JuddApatow did you literally tweet that in my room just now

9

77

545

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

My AIM status from 5th grade was entire closing monologue from Forrest Gump

23

201

542

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/rduVdD7NOR

47

68

541

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/JuKBsfXcqL

6

175

519

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1989 💘💘💘💘😭😭😭😭😻😻😻😻🌟🌟🌟🌟

8

131

523

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I don't know if my cousin realizes that everyone can see that he keeps liking X rated links on Facebook

12

102

507

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

What is Kathy Bates' accent on American Horror Story

66

158

497

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

What is romance? Does it even exist for kids in my generation?

33

183

499

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

What is that little voice that sings in FourFiveSeconds?

32

181

506

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I am so nervous that @OfficialSAT is following me

21

35

497

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

I have listened to almost 400 episodes of This American Life and I don't know what to do with this information

13

76

503

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

"Being weird isn't like a cool thing. It's actually really hard." -my sister

10

184

488

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My mom was really nervous for me to present my Jon Hamm comparison project and she was right to feel that way

4

29

493

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

My parents yelled at me and now I'm in trouble because I told my sister not to get cornrows

24

157

487

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

The only person who called me on valentines day was my grandpa and that sounds like I'm trying to be funny, but it actually happened.

9

67

477

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

7 years

"Wow, she's listened to Sister Christian 9 times in a row... do you think she's okay?"- what the kids in my dorm must be thinking

7

34

472

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Pissed off because a middle schooler shoved me to get out of her way and I didn't do anything about it

5

53

462

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

1:36pm on April 5th, a moment of pure joy. http://t.co/TZtya3M67k

12

34

464

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Someone told me I look like Louis from One Direction

17

83

461

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I'm going to the Lost 10 year anniversary reunion panel and I've never been more excited about anything in my life

33

53

460

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

What's it called when someone who has BO hugs you and your shoulder goes into their armpit and then your shirt smells all day? So ticked off

62

122

453

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I can't remember a birthday where my sister didn't cry and ruin it

13

81

444

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

1D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/np9oFxjiwf

14

49

427

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

I can tell that my sister is going to be a lot cooler than I was in 6th grade and it's kind of weird

7

43

432

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

You know who told me Santa Claus doesn't exist? Vince Vaughn in People magazine

34

186

430

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My sister got bangs and it's really hard for me to focus on schoolwork right now

9

66

429

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

When you see a baby shiba inu in the street and it gets a little too close

9

57

430

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

12 years

I really really loved Perks of Being a Wallflower. The cast was perfect. It made me laugh, cry, and want to appreciate high school more.

19

462

424

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

@Harry_Styles Thank you so much!! You made my day

10

156

418

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

People are so nice in the Midwest. I feel like I'm being tricked.

13

83

417

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

The craziest episode of the Kardashians is when the charity boxing match goes wrong

4

74

417

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

No one ever talks about the dark side of being quirky

17

271

410

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

I have resting concerned face

1

203

405

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

My sister and her friend like to pretend they are therapists and I like to sit by the door and listen

10

155

412

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

http://t.co/3vwbMwYfyF

16

107

401

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

My sister thought Donald Trump's name was Bill Trump

4

37

399

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

SHERLOCK MIGHT BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

15

62

391

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My sister and her friends are videochatting with a boy and I think I am having a nervous breakdown.

5

19

397

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

8 years

My shoes make a farting sound when I walk and this is a nightmare.

19

68

396

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

9 years

Today I learned no one is good at pretending they like your haircut.

4

60

396

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Ja'mie: Private School Girl isn't funny to me because I think I sound like that

7

74

390

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

My sister listens to Skrillex now

18

32

379

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

Every time I try and act cool, something bad happens.

27

800

381

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Today, I cried tears of joy because of the grade I got on my chemistry test and lost sight of what really matters in the world.

8

34

376

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Sometimes I listen to myself talk and want to cry because I say "literally" so much

28

222

376

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

10 years

Love is an open DOOR!!!!!!!!!

10

76

364

Maude Apatow

@maudeapatow

11 years

"Did the Jonas brothers wear promise rings so they would always be bros?" - My sister

7

224

366