mathew @mathew_dev Twitter profile

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mathew

4 years

“This is how we talk. We crack poor, inappropriate jokes at the worst times because laughter, regardless of the timing, is our only weapon against the crippling anxiety and stress.”

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mathew

@mathew_dev

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Let me put it in terms you can understand…

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That’s some high quality trolling right there

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3 years

Infosec: “Stop calling them hackers.” Media: “Ok, secret criminal nerds it is” Infosec: “No… not like that”

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@SapioSiren 👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻

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3 years

“Why didn’t the Afghan National Army stop them?… oh I see”

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@mathew_dev

2 years

It could happen to any of us

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@mathew_dev

1 year

DNS is pronounced Dennis, proceed accordingly. I will now be turning off my notifications.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

“Well sir, according to my work order this IS the service you requested” (FTTP) Fiber To The Premises

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2 years

@sassatico @stfu_bob I’d have to burn this identity and move again.

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@mathew_dev

4 years

You watch your mouth!!!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

About to risk it all

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2 years

@_adxm_alassaad_ @ThomasArndt13 @Infamous__DR @losiientobb @spaceeong TBH this works for Tony stark too.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

I thought you said nothing important was running on that server?

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Recite the OSI model!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

The hero we wanted…

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

I can’t be the only one seeing this

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The official haircut of no one around you telling you no

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2 years

@ellewasamistake This has been disproven

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@mathew_dev

3 years

The hero we wanted…

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

“I’m gonna start on Monday!”

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mathew

@mathew_dev

1 year

Updating threat model

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mathew

@mathew_dev

5 months

I have no idea what this thing is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

You gotta make those payments.

olexander scherba🇺🇦

@olex_scherba

2 years

If true, it’s probably the first tank ever stolen by a farmer… )) Ukrainians are tough cookies indeed. #StandWithUkraine #russiagohome

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

What is your favorite password manager ?

Notepad

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Share in comments…

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@mathew_dev

2 years

Damn, how many versions did we skip ?!?!?!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

@james_fourth @coldhealing That reason is misogyny

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@mathew_dev

2 years

Seriously, wtf is wrong with me!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

@ashiopurestform @sassatico @stfu_bob Some pasts are darker than others…

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@mathew_dev

9 months

Excuse me?!?!?

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

When that couple at the con starts buying your drinks at the bar. 👀

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@mathew_dev

2 years

Know the difference!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

🥧🔐

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

You’re a monster!!!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

An over 40 dating site where you can match based on similar medical concerns. “I see you have high cholesterol, would you like to get together for some oatmeal and omega 3 supplements?”

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Excuse me, what school is this??? 👀

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Life will always find a way… raaRrRRrR 🦖

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@mathew_dev

2 years

SON OF A…!!!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

🚫📡📶⌨️⌨️⌨️

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3 years

Linux > Windows

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mathew

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3 years

So life happened, good and bad things coming from many directions. One of the results, I got fatter, sometimes it bothers me, but I’m working on it. I don’t have the courage @DAkacki has to show my body, but your journey has been an inspiration, you’re not alone. 6 months time

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2 years

🦬🦬🦬

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2 years

@sangredeflor @Cinematter2 @JordanHilaire_ @juicy_monajuana @lilbratbratxo @kelllicopter The reverse while sucking toes sees more possible than the reverse with tongue in ass… that’s a flexibility like none other.

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2 years

@derekmross @corg_e We all share the same login.

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@mathew_dev

3 years

These constant identity issues make it very difficult to choose a multi-vitamin.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

Necromancy is not a crime

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 months

Helps me understand what they say without rewinding, and adds additional context.

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Wait….for real?

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2 years

19 March 2022 12 July 2022

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

What’s a reasonable thing you could buy that would make you smile today?

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mathew

@mathew_dev

4 years

Tastes like infidelity and tears.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Yo, the Twitter algo is rude AF some days. 😳 @HackingDave @d0rkph0enix

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

At least they didn’t cover it in loud velcro pockets

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@mathew_dev

3 years

I’m Rick James, bich!!!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

This day ain’t gonna fuck itself up, get out there!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

This could be us, but you playin

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Pizza in the break room, ya’ll

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@mathew_dev

3 years

If you are using an external mouse with your laptop, then you can qualify for an AARP card.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

4 years

And the survey says...

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Bruh?!

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@mathew_dev

4 years

I can not wait for the dad bod version of this thread launches.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

@punished_stu But what if Tagged sharks are amassing on the east coast, and it’s just a very clever move in preparation to invade California.

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Why you buggin?

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@mathew_dev

3 years

I present the future...

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Hi, my name is dad!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

4 months

The moment I realized I forgot to turn off those AWS instances

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

Me suiting up to protect the billionaires in the comments so I don’t have to work in the space mines when they evict us from the planet.

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@mathew_dev

6 months

Tell me you’re weak without telling me

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POLL: If given the choice, Men would NOT choose a woman who looks like this. Prove me wrong!

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mathew

@mathew_dev

4 years

You act like you’ve never seen a ninja turtle before

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Here I’ll start… Lotus notes, PHP; how many others can you name?

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

I’m literally crying

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2 years

Can't remember who recommended this tool ( @TracketPacer maybe?), but it arrived in the mail today. My new life starts NOW. 🎉

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

Oh... judgement day, now I get it.

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@mathew_dev

2 years

Currently burning through Girl Scout cookies at a rate of 1 box per day.

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3 months

Boy dinner 🫴🦋

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@mathew_dev

3 years

@predicterer @adamcbest @RexChapman Fort Worth , TX: 1

Three dead, including gunman, at Texas church

The gunman was killed as members of the congregation returned fire during services in the town of White Settlement, police said.

www.nbcnews.com

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@mathew_dev

4 years

What kind of bike you ride??? What do you mean peterbuilt???

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

@Rank1Apples It’s an accurate parody describing 2 types of network communications. So it’s both entertaining and educational.

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@mathew_dev

3 years

It’s all fun and games until a nipple comes out. #infosecnudes #bikinisec #infosec rebellion!!!

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@mathew_dev

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Best friends @Erinfosec

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mathew

@mathew_dev

3 years

JFC, can he see me right now?

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@mathew_dev

1 year

@talledcombs No thank you!

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@mathew_dev

2 years

In the afterlife, I shall also ride my cock into battle

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@mathew_dev

2 years

Welcome to the night shift

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@mathew_dev

2 years

“Mamma mia !!! You want to party with Mario?”

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2 years

@historyinmemes 💥🌪🌊

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Who is the jerk that stopped medicinal whiskey?

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@mathew_dev

3 years

I said what I said! 🎃 🍑 < 🍎 🍑

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@mathew_dev

3 years

*spills the tea*

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@mathew_dev

2 years

How this weekend looks when there is no Java in your orgs.

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mathew

@mathew_dev

4 years

Get a bucket and a mop for this WAP

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Ya’ll have awoken, Black Hat Bernie!!!

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@mathew_dev

3 years

@MonicaLewinsky Also… never give out someone else’s number, dafuq is that about!

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@mathew_dev

4 years

This is the hill, Uncoward yourself!!!

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@mathew_dev

4 months

The more I tweeted, the more he tracked my IP. !?!?!? 😱

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@mathew_dev

3 years

@fletusposton Batputer

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@mathew_dev

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Captured Candidly

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

@LilNasX lest we forget, the colonel has the recipe for seduction

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stampede @WWHackinFest @corg_e @Erinfosec @boxswapper @8bitspecter1 @GetJollyBadge

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@mathew_dev

3 years

Smoked pork belly

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mathew

@mathew_dev

2 years

@misslv007 Twitter allows porn, so you’re eventually gonna see a lot more than thirst traps. If you’re not responsible enough to gaze upon that, you are on the wrong site. There are plenty of other sites that require censorship of bodies where you can spend your time.

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