Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit Twitter profile

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Chase Mitchell

@ChaseMit

3 months

Classic “I ate part of this guy” photo

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"We've come a long way since the bite fight"

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2 years

This website is free, etc

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6 months

Pope not gonna be in Scream 7

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Pope Francis on Israel’s assault on Gaza: “This is not war, it is terrorism”.

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

Anthony Fauci being bad at sports makes me trust his science more

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Anthony Fauci, First Pitch Mechanics.

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2 years

TLC just came in its pants

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2 years

Identical twin brothers Josh & Jeremy married identical twin sisters Brittany & Briana. Both couples gave birth to baby boys at the same time. Although technically cousins, the boys are genetically brothers. It gets more weird: Both families live together in the same house.

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Chase Mitchell

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7 years

Congratulations to the LA Dodgers for successfully avoiding having to meet the president

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Chase Mitchell

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6 years

Bitch I can do both I got time

L.A. Times Opinion

@latimesopinion

6 years

Making Trump officials miserable isn't going to accomplish anything. Vote them out if you want change.

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2 years

The official haircut of no one around you telling you no

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3 months

Must have been hard to thank them afterward

Pop Base

@PopBase

3 months

Austin Butler reveals he hired a dialect coach to help him get rid of his Elvis accent.

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Chase Mitchell

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6 years

Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

I am a dipshit. It took an episode of Atlanta to teach me about Juneteenth. It took an episode of Watchmen to teach me about the Tulsa massacre. It shouldn’t have. And I’m pretty sure I’m not the only dipshit out there.

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Chase Mitchell

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6 years

That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it

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2 years

Can tell I’m 37 because I’m getting a 4:30 PM coffee with somebody and structuring my whole night around it like we’re doing mushrooms in the desert

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5 years

What is he prepared to do about it

Queerty

@Queerty

5 years

Fyre Fest organizer doesn’t want to be known as “The Blowjob King” - More at:

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3 months

Urging him to do a tell-less

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@PageSix

3 months

Justin Timberlake considering tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey amid Britney Spears drama: report

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

Nancy Pelosi fat-shamed the president in that dry, brutal way that white women usually reserve for their own daughters

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Chase Mitchell

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7 years

Dating me is considered a great honor for a supermodel. Kate Upton is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!

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1 year

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg “Hey bro can you get a pic of me putting gas in my car? It’s for an online feud with a little girl”

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

Didn’t Trudeau just get in trouble for this

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Chase Mitchell

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2 years

They needed more time to explain to Chris Pratt why he hates Mondays. He kept saying, "I don't get it - every day is a gift from the Lord"

DiscussingFilm

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2 years

‘GARFIELD’, starring Chris Pratt and Samuel L Jackson, has been delayed to May 24, 2024. See what other movies just got delayed:

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4 years

A LIDS EMPLOYEE, ONE WEEK AGO: Are you sure, sir? No one's ever bought that one before. It's kinda just for display. ROB LOWE:

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2 years

He helped them move all their amps and stuff

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Chase Mitchell

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3 years

Lot of people making fun of this headline, but I ABSOLUTELY believe Elon Musk could make a zoo where everything breaks and a lot of people die

Daily Wire

@realDailyWire

3 years

Real-Life Jurassic Park? Elon Musk Could Make It Happen, According To Business Partner

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Chase Mitchell

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7 years

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

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1 year

Controversial take: this place is the best it’s ever been

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Chase Mitchell

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4 months

I think this guy thinks EGOT just means you won four awards

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@aftersunfilm

4 months

Just one more til EGOT. Someone cast her in an acclaimed movie NOW

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Chase Mitchell

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5 years

Guy Who Won Lottery Not Reporting To Coal Mine Tomorrow

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

5 years

‘Suits’ Creator Confirms Meghan Markle Is Unlikely To Return For Final Season

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Chase Mitchell

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He’s so uncomfortable in his own skin it looks like absolute hell to even be alive

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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. @elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet

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2 years

I firmly believe that as long as we live, CG will never look better or more convincing than it does in this scene. We peaked early

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4 years

I mean yeah I guess when you build a site whose entire audience is assholes who peaked in high school and still subscribe to Maxim, they don’t care if you say the n-word because they just yelled it out a car window

Variety

@Variety

4 years

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy defends using racist language in past videos, saying "I'm uncancellable"

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Chase Mitchell

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6 years

he’s so stupid I have to sit down

The Hill

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6 years

Trump concerned about effect of violent movies, suggests "a rating system"

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Chase Mitchell

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1 year

Sorry but I think we as a nation are starting to act completely insane about cheating

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

ABC has removed ‘GMA3’ anchors Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes from the air following the news about their romance.

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Chase Mitchell

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2 years

“Kids? I am vengeance, ok? I am the night. So just, y’know, keep that in mind.”

Todd Spence

@Todd_Spence

2 years

Leaving this here. Do with it what you will.

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Chase Mitchell

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5 years

Bohemian Rhapsody literally just got an Academy Award for sound editing for putting Queen songs in a Queen movie

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We all dealt with 9/11 in our own ways

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Chase Mitchell

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3 years

Crazy to me that in 2008 Paul Bettany popped into an audio booth to record some quick VO for Iron Man and because of that, 13 years later he has to put on like 6 hours of makeup every day to play a robot in a Disney sitcom parody thriller

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5 years

Oh cool does he know one

IndieWire

@IndieWire

5 years

Tim Allen: I Like Pissing People Off. And Nothing Does More Than A Very Funny Conservative.

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Chase Mitchell

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5 years

Make your easy jokes about Alabama and Georgia, but remember: the people who actually live in those states do not want this

Data for Progress

@DataProgress

5 years

There is no state in the country where support for banning abortion reaches even 25 percent. (Data for Progress analysis of the 2016 Cooperative Congressional Election Studies)

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Chase Mitchell

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2 years

One time Ricky Gervais searched his name on twitter, saw that I said he wasn’t funny, then tried to get me fired by tagging my boss in a tweet about it. Anyway he’s 100 percent reading everything you’re saying

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Chase Mitchell

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7 months

“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

Black men don’t die to teach people things. This isn’t fucking Green Mile

KTLA

@KTLA

4 years

Garcetti calls for peace, saying “George Floyd died in our America so that we may make sense of our future to make sure that we never see that again.” Watch live:

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2 years

Josh Hawley kisses his wife like his parents are making him eat broccoli for the first time

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7 years

"SEE YOU IN COURT" "Ok cool, that is where we work, so it is very convenient for us"

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6 years

Probably the best way to honor Aretha Franklin at the Grammys would be to have nobody try to sing her songs because nobody could touch them. Seriously. Have Beyoncé walk out and hit play on an iPod

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8 years

This is the first time Republicans have cared about a woman's health.

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6 years

i DEMAND to be in good shape and i REFUSE to do anything to make that happen. Those are my terms

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2 years

Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currently in one of its one-month windows on any of the seven streaming services I pay for. This is way easier than buying a DVD. I love it.

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2 months

Boeing branching out into killing people on the ground

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 months

Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

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It brings me no pleasure to say that unfortunately this is very funny

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Chase Mitchell

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9 months

Fun fact: This dude makes SAG residuals off his many years portraying a comic book character who is a leftist anarchist based on Robin Hood

One Take 🎬

@OneTakeNews

9 months

Stephen Amell doesn’t support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. “I do not support striking. I don't. I think it's a reductive negotiating tactic, and I find the entire thing entirely frustrating.”

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Chase Mitchell

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4 years

Netflix Documentary: High, floating drone shot of a small town Me: I am fuckin in

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5 years

This looks like a scientist explaining to his clones what went wrong

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4 months

Bombing is one thing, blaming the writers onstage is unforgivable

Spencer Althouse

@SpencerAlthouse

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Golden Globes host Jo Koy just went off-script after one of his jokes bombed: “I got the gig 10 days ago! You want a perfect monologue? Yo, shut up. You’re kidding me, right? Slow down. I wrote some of these, and they’re the ones you’re laughing at.” #GoldenGlobes2024

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7 years

Oh cool this kid dressed as “Trump voter who lost their health care”

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2 years

Dude beside me on this plane just tried to get me, in an aisle seat, to swap with his wife, who is in a middle seat. Wife guys really must be stopped

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg treats death like an iPhone alarm

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4 years

Dude looks like Repeat Davidson

Page Six

@PageSix

4 years

Ariana Grande’s new boyfriend is real estate agent Dalton Gomez

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When u did not major in history

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This is the only way Canadians can process any type of information

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His character is “guy who makes the sketch work”

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He looks like the stripper at a bachelorette party where everybody gets Covid

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Rep. Troy Nehls, R-Texas, sporting a Trump t-shirt and a patriotic bowtie

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5 years

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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I feel like they heard people say it was boring that all the animals looked real in The Lion King and, uh, overcorrected

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3 years

When I hit a 5-article limit on a news site that just means I am done knowing things for the month

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Meme costumes age well, right

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Pro-AR-15 people: be honest. Aren't you fucking EXHAUSTED by now? I've never had to defend something so often, for so long, in the face of such clear evidence that it's bad. And I listen to Dave Matthews Band.

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This sounds like something an old Southern lawyer exclaims when startled

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I like that every time I fly, airport security changes something, doesn’t tell you, and also treats you like an idiot for not already knowing about it. Like, “Sir. Sir! One shoe goes on your head, sir. Laptop open to Simpsons porn. I don’t wanna have to tell you again.”

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Hey — quick questch for people who put their seats back on planes: what, psychologically, is wrong with you

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This is literally the first thing that’s ever made me consider becoming a parent

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Glad that Tony “My family is the ‘G’ in MGM” Goldwyn is on the picket line but couldn’t he also just like, call his relatives

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5 years

Insane power move to make him read this much

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BREAKING: Mattis resignation letter (1/2)

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It really feels like Hunter and Don Jr. are locked in an intense battle of who can look the most divorced

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4 months

Deciding between a one-line joke review or a several-paragraph sincere review on Letterboxd

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what do you think is harder than this?

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“Here’s the thing about IPAs”

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Imagine getting a second chance to make your show and all you have to do is not compare black people to apes on social media and you can't fucking do it

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. @RichardBSpencer how does it feel to be losing to America's blackest gayest city you nazi piece of fucking garbage

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Not to play devil's advocate here but it must have been pretty scary for all of these white dudes to be suddenly confronted with rhythm

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Cut people out of your life who aren’t enjoying the Don’t Worry Darling stuff. Huge red flag. It’s objectively funny and the fact that the movie is not good is the ultimate punchline

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lol ok this is a pretty funny reply

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5 years

The president has gotten away with a lot of stuff but I truly believe he will regret starting shit with Chrissy Teigen on twitter

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5 years

You’re referencing a book where a spoiled child learns what an asshole they are

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Where the wild things are...

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3 years

People are on a different small talk level than me

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God: I’m bored. What if Watergate and the Lewinsky scandal were happening at the same time but — get this — this time, everyone’s dumb as shit

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Getting a “Sorry, I’m running late” text while you are also running late is better than xanax

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Imagine having to wake up at the break of dawn to go watch your boss show off his fuckin kid

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The deck of the Titanic is a little bit safer today

Toronto Police Service Guns Seized #offthestreets

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#offthestreets this week

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Brendan Fraser what have you done now

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The Stranger Things kids in Season 4 all look like they are straight-up on their second marriage

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I love that Donald Trump has like, 3 loser friends and he just keeps giving them jobs. He's like the Adam Sandler of presidents.

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JUST IN: President Trump's personal lawyer Jay Sekulow has announced that Rudy Giuliani is joining the President's personal legal team

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If this is true, this thing has got to go down in history as having one of the worst trailers ever made

Variety

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The first reactions for #Wonka have arrived. Timothée Chalamet is earning raves and being called "infinitely charming," "intoxicating," "pitch-perfect" and "a blast to watch" in the lead role of Willy Wonka: "Chalamet is reason alone to see 'Wonka.'"

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Trump taking credit for there being more women in Congress is like the Fyre Fest guy saying "You're welcome for the documentaries!!" #SOTU

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He just keeps getting tricked into having sex with various relatives

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Lionsgate is working with legendary Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook to create a series adaptation of his beloved action movie, Oldboy.

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Hey Disney, you know who said worse things than James Gunn? Walt Disney.

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Every news story about Andy Cohen the past two weeks has just been like “This guy is a good hang”

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Hi, take it from a guy who’s battled an eating disorder: this is an eating disorder! It is not some cool new idea for tech geniuses. It’s a way to starve your body that hurts your brain. Anyway, he’s in charge of this place that we all hang out constantly. Makes sense

Business Insider

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey only eats 7 meals per week, which is more than he used to

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I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE

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Rock Legend, Dave Grohl, cooked for over 24 hours for the homeless on Super Bowl Sunday

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I like watching an actor spend their entire career doing American accents and the second they win award it’s like “FANK YOU AND FANK ‘VYONE ‘HO ‘ELPED ME”

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Gal Gadot: So how did that video do yesterday? Did it bring everybody together? Assistant: In a way

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