lauryn 💌🇵🇸 @maroonlesbian Twitter profile

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

karlie is so brave for being in a stadium surrounded by people she knows hate her i could NEVER

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

5 months

does best of sophie turner know that she's publicly out as bisexual orrrrr 😭

best of sophie turner

@badpost_sophiet

5 months

NEW 📷 Sophie Turner out with her friend Tabitha Doherty in London on Thursday

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

why is everyone saying this is cute if i was in her place and yall did this i would kill myself out of grief and embarrassment ON STAGE LIKE ????

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

just realized that my nosebleeds ticket being 49$ and the show being over 3 hours means i’m paying taylor less per hour to perform for me that i get paid at my normal person job 😭

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@maroonlesbian

10 months

@mirrorballkae the real emily dickinson grew weed in her garden. honestly she’s very cool

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@maroonlesbian

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@maroonlesbian

29 days

respect to yall listening to leaks but i have my autistic album release ritual i need to follow or the album will feel wrong

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@maroonlesbian

27 days

taylor writing multiple songs on this album referencing how badly she wants to off herself and how miserable fame has made her and she'd do anything to be left alone yet swifties out here saying this is an album about closure and finally being happy. LIKE WHERE???

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

i swear to fucking god...

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

i can’t get over taylor literally staring down that lesbian couple for a solid 10 seconds like the longing in her gaze? i’m gonna be sick

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@maroonlesbian

9 months

bruh

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

19 days

how could anyone read this line and not think this is gay. like for real.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

not her new ear piercings being infected 😭😭😭

Taylor Swift Updates 🩶

@swifferupdates

8 months

🎥| @taylorswift13 backstage at the #VMAs

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

what if i said that i think taylor thinks she's out to the public because of hits different. i really think she thought that was enough.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

11 months

hailee steinfeld confirmed kate bishop gay happy pride month!!!!

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

john green didn’t tweet about midnights being a coming out album and then promptly delete it for rolling stone to call gaylor theories baseless

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@maroonlesbian

11 months

the way this isn’t even the first time this has happened this tour. i’m sick

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

i want you all to know that i do not think taylor has ever smoked weed ever in her life (anxious woman who makes money off of being able to sing. not taking the risk) but she strikes me as the type of person to takes an edible every single night after dinner

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

5 months

you guys saw literally one photo of them kissing and decided... it's real? yall would not have survived hiddleswift or calvin despite what you all seem to think

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

taylor used to like posts of us sexualizing the hell out of her on tumblr i really don't think the kids on that space know enough lore to speak on anything at this point

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

7 months

i don't think i'd be so delusional about kaylor if james taylor and carly simon hadn't been married w a son named benjamin

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

it is sooooo crazy that miss taylor did the lesbian salute, sang hits different, said james wrote betty a song, and broke up with her crusty ass fake boyf in under 24 hours

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

if a gay man calls me a dyke i will commit unspeakable crimes. sorry!

hannibal lezter

@vibtinus

1 year

LMAO

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

it's so funny because this tweet was literally about mister healy himself 😭 know your taylor lore before you use a tweet she posted like fuck you guys are SO dumb

kam ⸆⸉ 🪻

@deathby999cuts

10 months

quick reminder

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

this is all so interesting to me bc dianna is the most widely accepted ex girlfriend of taylor’s, even amongst people who don’t usually consider her queer, so it’s like. why is this all being brought up again now? this can’t just be a coincidence

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

6 months

calvin harris:

Travis Kelce

@tkelce

13 years

haha this beard I got right now is getting #DUMB

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

its not cute you are literally showing this woman pictures of her dead grandmother when she is already close to tears every night singing about her… do you not understand what you’re doing? literally making it worse. holy shit. and she has a whole 2 hours left after this like

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

20 days

so you admit she purposely puts queer themes in her work... her self described autobiographical work... but only for money? do you hear yourself?

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@irondcnvers

20 days

Y’all are so silly she probably does it for it’s commercial value… like it’s to attract and keep queer fans who probably wouldn’t be as obsessed with her music otherwise

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

not an lsk not an anti-lsk but a secret third thing (they broke up years ago but are in the process of rekindling SOMETHING)

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

that post that says she spent the afterparty with joe is so funny bc she literally popped the press on nails off her middle and ring finger. she was not fucking a man last night that’s for sure

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

taylor playing dorothea in kansas city so people finally realize this is a song about being a friends of dorothy’s 🫶🏻

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

wait taylor went to dinner w blake and ryan and then they unfollowed joe on ig? LMAOOOOOOOOO

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

also it would be so iconic of taylor if her first public gf ever was her ex's ex wife. that would be sooooo cunty

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

if swifties wanna appropriate bf taylor then we should start calling her butch taylor. or butchlor. or something

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 month

the next time you see someone say "this singer is gay!" or "this actress is queer" and your immediate thought is to defend their heterosexuality, i need you first to remember that these are all just band and theatre kids that made it big

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

5 months

NOT YOUR BUSSNIES OAT MILK

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

EYE think taylor's gonna start her own record label where every artist who signs owns their work but THATS just me

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

“m*tty has her dad’s stamp of approval” she is 33. please be serious.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

4 months

so.... not a no? LMFAO

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

4 months

📲| Travis Kelce on people thinking his relationship with @TaylorSwift13 is fake "We're just two people in a relationship supporting each other and having fun with it. It's been nothing but a wonderful year"

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

“younger than my exes but THEY act like such a man” HELLO????

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

6 months

february 2023. i better not hear yall say they're cute when this is the type of shirt he says and thinks about women

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

fan project where we all bring signs that say DUMP HIM

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

they took all the after party pictures on polaroids and they're still sorting through the ones people are allowed to post. i remember what the 1989 era was like

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

london boy on noise cancelling headphones is truly the most insane experience... like she's literally just laughing with her friends over a rumour that she's dating someone british 😂 who's a BOY???!!!!! 😂😂😂 "i fancy you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT A JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

my favourite story to tell ppl is that that lyric was one of the first things i ever posted on facebook at 13 years old and my mom told me to take it down bc she thought people would think i’m a lesbian

cici 🤠

@aplayboybardot

1 year

as a child did you scream “i fell in love w a careless mans careful daughter SHE IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER BEEN MINE” or are you straight?

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

taylor gagging while setting up the tolerate it table was so funny. like the tiniest little bug had you gagging for 4 whole minutes i know what you are

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

7 months

mass coming out theory going CRAZY rn omg...

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

3 months

you know she's used to women with this move like 😭😭😭 help

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

3 months

She was rubbing his belly 😭

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

sorry if i don’t believe a cishet white man nepo baby is actually capable of making satirical content about the left with good intentions. “it’s just a joke!” he is literally an oppressor.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

the thing that anti gaylors do not seem to understand is that taylor has so many gay friends and listens to so much queer music that she’s prob the type of person who, if asked if she was gay and somehow actually isn’t, would say “unfortunately i’m not. :/ i wish i was though”

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

guys why aren’t we still talking abt hits different like this is… a coming out song LOL

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

11 months

mr perfectly fine is actually about realizing you’re a lesbian holy shit. holy shittttt

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

6 months

anyways remember how he called women breeders literally this year.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

everyone going “omg she’s such a professional” meanwhile this makes me want to fuck her so bad LMFAO like WHYYY is it so hot

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

imagine thinking songwriting is not literally just poetry. like it's poetry with music. what are you even talking about

henry

@imprfct_foru

10 months

@taydyketruther @sevencowboyss no I mean I'm not going to analysis lyrics like it's a fucking poem

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

i am... starting to think she may soon be papped in an undeniably compromising position with a woman soon (anything from intimate hand holding to a kiss) and i for one am looking forward to it

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

do you think if kissgate happened today that she would still try to get the whole thing scrubbed from the internet? i wonder if she would have just rolled with it

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

please don’t be in love with someone else/when emma falls in love

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

the “you” in lavender haze is swifties btw

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

brought up gaylor at work and my coworkers agreed with me without me having to say ANYTHING about the lore. they were like well yeah she is a little fruity. like so true librarians

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

6 months

there is no context to a man referring to women as breeders on a public platform that would make it not grossly misogynistic. do some of you guys hear yourselves? it doesn't matter that it was a joke, or that he was talking about his brother and mom

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

i’m so serious when i say we need to set sabrina carpenter up w a stone butch. she gives off the most intense high femme energy and i think a butch would change her whole life

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

6 months

also? i've been a lesbian since the day i was born and i get soooooo mad when ex lesbians say that sexuality is always fluid. FOR YOU MAYBE

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

taylor swift and karlie kloss will be fucking in a bathroom at the met next week i’m sure

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

when you're bi4bi and your bf is a bottom and you're a top

daisy 🌼

@Scarletismaroon

8 months

IJBOL karlie kloss never beating the allegations of being THE MAN...🤣

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

11 months

gaylor infighting over ships and theories is so funny its like how protestants and catholics hate each other but like you’re all christians and read the same book and believe in the same god

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

someone needs to tell taylor that it’s actually okay and normal to be gay and have a raads-r score of over 200 and that she is deserving of love anyways

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

2 months

my butch lost their dad last week and is getting Through It in the most virgo way i've ever seen

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

i never came out but i’ve been an out and proud lesbian since 2015. you do not need to say “i’m gay” to make yourself understood when you could just bring up women the way they bring up men, wear a lot of rainbows, and surround yourself w other queer people

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

sorry for “speculating” on taylor’s sexuality unfortunately my gaydar doesn’t turn off for certain ppl bc their fans are homophobic online. and it beeps every time i think about her.

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

2 months

the majority of gaylors are adults like why do child swifties think they're smarter than us when its the people with education and/or more life experiences that are able to see more clearly what taylor is trying to express with her art

jack | taylorsKwrIMtingpen is anti pianos

@taylorsquillpen

2 months

25 and a gaylor OMG😭i genuinely only thought teens partook in this meth head behaviour WHAT…

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

10 months

didn’t know lesbians now needed to put a little asterisk beside our “we hate men” statements so that girlies with boyfriends feel safe in… lesbian spaces? come on

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

i'm genuinely starting to believe blake and ryan and taylor are in a throuple

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

like that’s a couple of cents over 15$/hour that i’m paying her. minimum wage here. what the HELL

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

love u sophie <3

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

children telling us we're sexualizing taylor yet most of us grew up during a time where having a million posters on the wall was cool, so 30 taylor swift faces have literally experienced almost all of my sexual experiences until i moved out of my parents' house

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

HOW ARE YOU SECRET MARRIAGE HETLORS FEELING KNOW HUH

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

11 months

so you’re telling me a grown cishet man’s “safe space” was a group of mainly young sapphics and teenagers… and that didn’t seem weird to yall?

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

taylor Knows about some of our theories and god i love when she plays into them. like yes put a hand heart over your left eye you deranged and psychopathic woman

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

5 months

sorry i don't like hearing her praise a misogynist in her times person of the year interview as if, again, he did not refer to women as breeders THIS YEAR

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

8 months

omg another gaylor hot take i have is that joe was not a beard, just a very specific brand of pr to get people off her back about her dating life/history in general. and i think she would have made this choice regardless of her sexuality

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

taylor’s trying to be sexy for who exactly on the eras tour? the straight girls? their boyfriends? oh wait

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

7 months

oh fuck wait if that taylor colbert rumour is correct... nov 13th is the 10 year anniversary of.........

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

the best argument for autistic t@¥lor is that no one with an average neurotypical brain could do what she does. she’s exceptional in a way that is only seen in autistic people and that is NOT a bad thing. her “passion for music” is literally just her special interest

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

“taylor swift is not gay” the day her and calvin apparently got together, she was in big sur with karlie

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@maroonlesbian

10 months

if you take offence to a lesbian making misandrist jokes idk what to tell you. like maybe look inwards for a moment lol

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

i’m not a late stage kaylor but i’m definitely a kaylor endgamer. mama (taylor) raised me to be a proper hopeless romantic

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

if taylor was really crazy she’d post a peace sign selfie in front of the cornelia street apartment

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@maroonlesbian

8 months

a lot of the iris flowers' variants have the word lace in their common name. do with that what you will

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@maroonlesbian

8 months

they will never be seen together again

chairlor🪑

@ridemychairlor

8 months

Tree has spoken.

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

sometimes i’m like woah i can’t believe the biggest pop star in the world is gay and sometimes i’m like only a gay person could accomplish what taylor has accomplished

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@maroonlesbian

5 months

i don't think all of taylor's public relationships are beards, per se, but i definitely do not think any of them are real and i think she would have used fake relationships to hide her real ones even if she was the straightest woman on earth

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

look if taylor was gonna play rwylm at any show but mine i’m glad it’s the one immediately after karlie’s pregnancy announcement. like yeah that was this week

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@maroonlesbian

11 months

she’s playing a silly little game with how obviously gay she can be before someone important actually calls her out on it and somehow she’s STILL winning

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

how gay can i make my art while pushing an upsettingly heterosexual pr image of myself: a scientific study conducted by dr. taylor swift

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

@allmychampagne she’s everything, he’s just ken

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

guys remember what happened in tennessee in the hannah montana movie that taylor was in. i’m delusional

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

1 year

taylor fake dated matty exclusively so that she could taunt karlie by saying this while the public thought it was about him

cam 🪩

@smackcam13

1 year

this was the devil working with idle hands idk how else to explain it

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@maroonlesbian

1 year

the fact that i have not seen a single person discuss question…? in the way i interpret it which gives me such a complex because i KNOW i’m right. especially because it made me cry every time i listened to it for WEEKS. she’s whispering into my brain

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lauryn 💌🇵🇸

@maroonlesbian

9 months

@ts_sewingcircle the gaybrina lore is actually insane as someone who's been following it since abt 2016 but i'll just leave u with this

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