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@Arsenal since the 90s, finance since 2015, crypto since 2017, Dubai since 2020 ⚽️ 🏦 🇬🇧 🇦🇪

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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£350pm to host refugees, are there any reasons as to why that can’t be extended to home the homeless in the UK?
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Andrew Tate is the easy way out for men that struggle with women because it removes accountability from them and shifts it onto women Being told women are shallow, only like rich guys, should act and behave a certain way is easier than looking internally at what you can fix
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£5000 fine for travelling is nothing when everyone is on £100k See you all at the Five Palm soon
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My favourite coffee shop
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In the UK, you work and get taxed on your pay that you then buy things with that have taxes on top and after a life of being taxed you are then taxed when you die
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Every day on Twitter brings me closer to taking the Shahada
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One of my friends moved to Dubai a few weeks ago as a Software Engineer and is earning £7,000 a month WITHOUT tax He’s only 24
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I’m fasting tomorrow for the first time in my life, so do any of my Muslim brothers and sisters have tips for me? Like what I should and shouldn’t eat and drink tonight?
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Hey, Valentine’s Day coming up. Don’t know if you’ve heard about the potential WW3 but it got me thinking I didn’t Putin enough effort. Sorry for all the times I left Ukraine and upset. Text back when you can, don’t want to Russia.
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@PlSTACHIOS This is absolutely amazing! Massive congratulations and you should definitely take on their recommendation by the sounds of it
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If as a single Mum you had a salary high enough to be able to afford a car in the first place and were able to put your child through private school, the struggle really isn’t comparable to a lot of single Mums out there
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Shannon Thornton is 11/10
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@roundxthree Out of interest, did his office look like this?
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To all my UK followers, I hate to say this but it’s not looking good brev
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The funny thing about all the “you can feed a family for £3 a day” takes is that my Mum never drank, never smoked, would walk everywhere, buy her clothes from the charity shop, never pay to get her hair and nails done, and even then there sometimes wasn’t money for bills
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Of people between the age of 22 - 29, around 40% have no savings at all, 10% have between £2,000 - £3,000 and around 25% have saved more than £6,000
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Studies have shown poverty affects brain development, and the effects can be seen as early as infancy Children in poverty have unusually high levels of cortisol (stress hormone) and it affects educational achievement and executive functioning
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@EclipseTrades Today, at 19 years old - you’re lying on the internet and pretending you’re a successful trader. Please. Stop. The. Cap.
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My favourite position? CEO
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I never watch people with money cause you don’t know what weird things they had to do for it lol
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Alhamdulillah I WILL be working here Received the job offer less than 2 hours after the final interview Dubai International Financial Centre I shall be seeing you
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Inshallah I’ll be working here soon
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Job adverts be like
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Today is the only day I can post this
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I’m on a salary more than double what I was on as a Treasury banker back in England and there’s no way I’d get paid the same amount doing the job I’m doing now back in England 3 biggest ways to increase salary - new company - new role/industry - new country
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Saw this on LinkedIn
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UK house prices are a joke and are continually pricing out first time buyers Wages aren’t increasing anywhere near this rate Government schemes are artificially pumping prices The gap between the mortgage multiple income vs average house price and average wage is increasing
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☀️ NEW LOVE ISLAND BOMBSHELL☀️ ‘Dishy Rishi’ enters the Villa having gone from Treasury to looking for someone to Treasure 💷 Despite his history in the Exchequer, he’s not checking for his ex ❌ Rishi is looking to go from raising revenue to raising eyebrows👀
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US Software Engineer (Intern): $180k - $210k UK Head of Artifical Intelligence: £60k (with free fruit Fridays)
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My team is actively hiring software engineers: Pay: 180,000 - 210,000 USD Level: New grad/Intern Location: Seattle/Bay Area Tech stack: Go, React.js, Python -Referrals offered -Remote available -ML/AI roles available -Free breakfast/lunch/dinner -RTs appreciated
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🚀 HOW I TURNED £7.5k INTO A 6 FIGURE CRYPTO PORTFOLIO 🚀 Okay, I’m not a millionaire (yet) But in 4 years I turned a 4 figure investment into a 6 figure investment This thread will outline my journey Including very important things to do and not to do THREAD BELOW👇
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@naterob What the HECK?
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Rishi and Sajid collecting that resignation bonus
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Saying you made Saying you’re up £7 from a £1 700% on an investment investment
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Boris Johnson, why July so much?
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Investing guidance suitable for 95% of people: - go onto Vanguard - open a Stocks & Shares ISA account - choose a broad based Index Fund(s) - set up a monthly Direct Debit - wait This method will have you beating almost everyone
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BREAKING: Prince Harry to travel to UK to see King 'in coming days' after cancer diagnosis Read more 🔗
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“£100,000 is only £274 a day” Okay but how do I actually make £274 a day pls?
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Everything in the UK seems to either be a negative record-low or lowest in decades The only things at record highs are the cost of everything and the audacity of the government
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Bit depressing but does anyone else feel like they wasted their intellectual talents? I was very smart in primary and then secondary it all went downhill I ended up at a bang average uni when I maybe had the potential to be a super rich boi and instead I’m a brokie
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I don’t even think UK citizens would mind the tax increases that much if the tax was being spent on things providing them tangible benefits Roads full of potholes, run down buildings, lack of investment in poor areas, real wages not increasing, super long healthcare waitlists
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Now more than ever, @MartinSLewis is an absolute national treasure This man has single-handedly provided more help and support to the British public’s personal finances than any current standing MP
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New Molly Mae just dropped
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“Head of” +£50k “Cyber security” +£50k “HM Treasury” +£50k = £150k And that’s actually being pretty conservative
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@theashrb £57k is a very good salary for a mid-senior role in the real world but not on Twitter were every is on £250k+, bunch of lairs!
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My problem with Top Boy acting is it reminds me of Hollyoaks where a few of the actors (Dushane, Sully, Jamie, Jaq) are much better actors than most of the cast and the difference in acting talent disrupts the flow of it
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My best mate just bought a villa in Dubai with 3 bedrooms plus a maid’s room for £185,000 which was £55,000 under asking price Can probably rent out all the rooms for a combined £50,000 a year or more What a deal
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Seeing people do well should give you a feeling of inspiration and not a feeling of hate
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Britain is a very soft place in terms of work culture I’m not going to reveal my own personal tricks of the trade, but it’s so easy to get out of doing work or for you to be unproductive and still keep your job
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UK announces everyone named Kevin will now be renamed to Kyivin to show support for Ukraine
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Mfs be buying they favourite perfume whilst the world’s richest man destroys their crypto portfolio Mf you worried bout the wrong Musk
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“Mental health awareness” in bio but clearly that’s not extended to those in “relative poverty” because they shouldn’t be able to enjoy any fun things in life
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Andrea Hodgkinson #Vote Reform 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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How many people claiming poverty have smart phones, takeaways, Sky tv & Netflix etc., cars, beauty treatments, smoke, drink? There is no real poverty in the UK apart from homeless people. Poverty is relative. Many people have poor morals & trouble getting their priorities right.
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I reckon about 99% of people on here would use offshore accounts and tax loopholes if they had the money and/or knowledge
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🧵MASTER THREAD🧵 Here is a thread of all my threads I am happy to cover anything finance, investing, crypto, economics, career and money related Let me know if you have any requests THREAD BELOW👇
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All praise be to God😩😩😩 I got a 5 figure payrise, my heart is full❤️❤️❤️ (I was unemployed)
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Never have I ever had an affair with a married woman
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This took me way too long
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The plagiarism case has been settled amicably outside of court after I served legal notice I’m not at liberty to give the finer details but I am very satisfied with the resolution and all of my demands and conditions were met Cheaters never prosper
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This thread evidences that @ThePennyPal has plagiarised my investing guide What bothers me is it’s an account I used to help when I had a larger following, so it’s a massive kick in the teeth Maybe I’m clutching at straws; I’ll let the people be the judge
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Japan and UK both announce recession
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Usyk broke into tears when they announced he won, like bro, why Ukraine for?
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Islamic banks are mostly (if not all) repackaging riba Change my mind
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The more I think about, the more I realise the UK is so far away from true social mobility for poor people Let me list some experiences to show just how disadvantaged poor people are
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As in, this woman sacrificed everything she possibly could to provide There was literally nothing she could’ve cut out And we still struggled financially The people with those takes are so far removed from reality
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Hustle Twitter about to drop a new video on how to generate an additional stream of income by hosting Ukrainian refugees
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BREAKING: Brits offering homes to Ukrainian refugees will receive monthly £350 payment.
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Even if you have a 20% deposit for a £300,000 property, you’re going to need to be on around a £53,000 salary The median salary for young people in the UK is not near to £53,000
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The next big financial scam is governments increasing taxes in the name of “saving the environment”
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@_axmani Inna lilahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun I had the pleasure of meeting Amani a few times at uni and she was a bright light on this earth May Allah grant her jannatul firdaus
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ALHAMDULILLAH MY VISA GOT CANCELLED THIS MORNING!!!!!! I GENUINELY CRIED TEARS OF JOY!!!!!
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I need to sleep soon, hopefully this will be the week my Visa is cancelled after over 7 weeks of unemployment Pls pray for me frens
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Graduate who sued her uni over “Mickey Mouse" degree received a £60,000 settlement Graduated with a 1st in international business strategy from Anglia Ruskin in 2013 Claimed the uni "exaggerated the prospects of a career" and sued for false advertising
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Two absolute heroes this week Ali Abucar Ali, a Somali man that saved an 84 year old woman but he was unfortunately stabbed to death David Perry, the taxi driver that stopped a major terrorist attack by locking them in his cab, who is now recovering in hospital
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As a Brit, what is your main concern in life right now? My guess is for most people it’s the cost of living
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Obviously to varying degrees depending on your genetics and whatever else, but most people would have significantly more luck with women if they took care of their personal appearance, focused on their health, were more productive and were just, you know, pleasant people
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Alhamdulillah signed the contract for my new place in Dubai, got the Internet sorted and just need to furnish it and sort out water and electricity bills Very cute little area and will only take me 5 minutes to walk to work, huge weight off my shoulders
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Perfect rebuttal to @KirstieMAllsopp Please show this to anyone who questions why the young can’t afford a home
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@BarChat_Siobhan @Criminolojen O’ dear virtue signaller, look how you’ve misinterpreted and misconstrued this tweet It’s not permission I was referring to, it was financial incentive, as well as being able to infer there’s funds available that could be spent on domestic issues Nice essay though
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I came from a very poor background and so, for me, the best thing about earning decent money is not about what I can do with it but what it can do for my family Way more satisfying spending/giving money to my family than buying things for myself
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If you come from a disadvantaged background then it should be your moral obligation to bring people in and not to pull the ladder up after you Find it so strange when people “make it” then don’t want to help others and share relevant info with them
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Riddle me this If people don’t have enough money to pay for food and bills, how will they have enough money to pay for energy saving materials?
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For the next five years, homeowners having energy saving materials like solar panels, heat pumps, or insulation installed will pay zero VAT. The relief used to be more generous but the European Courts of Justice required us to restrict its eligibility.
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Muslims Crypto investors 🤝 When moon?
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10% deposit on that is £62,940 Then you’d be looking at being on around a £125,880 salary to be approved for the mortgage
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🏙️London average house asking prices are at £629,400 according to Rightmove, which is a 1.2% decrease from December 2021. Over the past year, prices in the capital have rose by 4.2%, largely outpaced by growth in the rest of the country.
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If the US Dollar is replaced as the world reserve currency in my lifetime then I will give everyone who likes this tweet £500
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It’s quite a vicious agenda that teachers actively encourage students (especially “smarter” ones) to complete 6th Form and go to university so they can boast X% of their students went to university When I was in 6th Form, there was extremely limited info on alternatives
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Tomorrow will be 38 days since I’ve last worked which is the longest I’ve ever gone in my life Not working and my salary frozen because of issues out of my control Please make dua for me that it’s all sorted this week and I can start my new job
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🏡LIFETIME ISA THREAD🏡 I personally think the LISA is one of the best government schemes for first time buyers (FTBs) They let you save up to £4000 every tax year towards your 1st home (and/or retirement) and then the government give a 25% bonus (up to £1000) THREAD BELOW👇
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This book is singlehandedly responsible for 95% of bad personal finance tweets
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I can’t reiterate enough the importance of being careful what you put online because I guarantee there’s weirdos that will dig and dig and dig to try and find out info I’ve personally never revealed my workplace or explicitly said my salary and I put most intimate moments on IG
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And even with all the budgeting in the world, you’d get high unexpected costs like a fridge freezer or washing machine breaking, or school uniform that needed replacing Those kind of unexpected costs hit hard when you barely have enough to cover the necessities
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Us brokies work jobs where we have to be careful not to do things or take on jobs where there’s a “conflict of interest” Not the politicians and central bankers though
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This thread evidences that @ThePennyPal has plagiarised my investing guide What bothers me is it’s an account I used to help when I had a larger following, so it’s a massive kick in the teeth Maybe I’m clutching at straws; I’ll let the people be the judge
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I’m going to tweet a thread later that’ll probably get me cancelled by some people, but I actually don’t care If I had done what this one person has done, people would kick off and say I’m stealing and I’m a fraud etc. And I have all the evidence
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Sorry about lack of tweets today, was busy completing on a property Now officially a homeowner Many thanks x
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The worst takes on this app come from the people that are doing relatively well in terms of salary for their age but wrongly think they’re part of the genuinely rich people club
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A lot of personal finance grifters just regurgitate things that sound profound but don’t really mean anything “Make your money work for you” “Reduce liabilities, increase assets” “The average millionaire has 7 streams of income” Okay what does that mean in practical terms?
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Wearing a “TAX THE RICH” dress to an event that costs $30,000 The jokes write themselves
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You’d only record audio under the expectation something is going to be said/happen, and that expectation comes from it being done before meaning the Greenwood recording is not an isolated event
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Imagine having £20mn and you go to buy a £500k house and £70k car in cash and they say “sorry mate, credit score ain’t quite there yet”
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Good luck getting a car or house with that 20 mil and bad credit 😂
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@ParikPatelCFA Real men use 13 in 1
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Self proclaimed alpha males and self proclaimed nice guys are often not the very guys they claim to be
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@PlSTACHIOS I’m completely with you on this Non-cursive is just so child-like to me, how are you taking your pen off the paper for every letter like a kid practicing how to spell letters
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