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A boy from Rift valley
Joined November 2020
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@manuukenya
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What's the answer here..?its very simple. Githurai |kasarani
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@manuukenya
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2 years
A very short story in Nairobi 😂💔
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Dr Ruto made this statement sometime back at KICC, and people took jokingly.
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@manuukenya
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Very simple math and y'all missing it 😂
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@manuukenya
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Inakaa hii mwaka ni ya our beautiful ladies
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@manuukenya
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1 year
Simple question Kenyan Mane, Mbappe and...?😂
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@manuukenya
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1 year
The gulf of Alaska where the two oceans meets but don't mix.. What do you think it is?
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@manuukenya
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People really change 🤔
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@manuukenya
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For a moment I thought she didn't have a head 😂
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@manuukenya
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Twitter is the only place we argue with CEOs and MDs, head of states while sleeping in the kitchen 😂
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@manuukenya
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10 months
32-year old Guardian Angel and his 54 year-old wife Esther Musila hanging out with 31-year old Bahati's producer Ayo Messesi and his 49-year old fiancée Judy Lesta. Anyway kila nyani na starehe zake😂
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@manuukenya
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3 years
She is only 21,and she is taking over the music industry .
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@manuukenya
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3 years
Help me RT my #hustle guys. This where I get unga💖😊. Nairobi
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@manuukenya
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2 years
Nikita kering ni wa vidole Tena😩. But I knew it. Your pics can't be on the streets of London without them giving you an assignment first.
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@manuukenya
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3 years
You mean Eddie ndichu is the CEO of okash. Wueh.. that app is something else. They called everybody in my village from area Chief to our pastor, telling them I took a loan of 240sh🙄
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@manuukenya
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2 years
A or B?
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@manuukenya
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I don't know what kamene goro have done but obvious she said something without involving her brain as usual 🧠💔
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@manuukenya
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3 years
Beautiful girl from humble background scores 403 marks, congratulate her Peris Jebet ❤️❤️ #KCPE2020
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@manuukenya
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3 years
Bob Marley wrote songs about peace, love and equality teens only know him for smoking weed 🤔
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@manuukenya
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1 year
Retweet and 1min silence for pwani university students who lost their lives 💔🕯️
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@manuukenya
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With a salary of 6k per month, where can you stay in Nairobi?.
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@manuukenya
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2 years
If you think you have friends fungua YouTube channel utatii😂
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@manuukenya
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2 years
Kibe started as a prophet and finished as Sam Hong 😂
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@manuukenya
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Kitambo nilikua nadhani nurse ni bibi ya doctor 🤭
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@manuukenya
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3 years
A very short story in kanairo 😂 #vasha
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@manuukenya
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It's either we beat Chelsea this weekend or their fans 🙄😂
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😂😂😂 Nairobi is overdoing it joh
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@manuukenya
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This was the most dirtiest cop to have ever lived on Earth,do you remember the death of Sgt Elijah chemorei, he was the lead. Lest we forget him, check that documentary on YouTube how they killed him in front of his family members, remov his brain and gave to eye witness to eat🤔
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FORMER ASSISTANT Inspector-General of Police King'ori Mwangi dies while receiving treatment at a Nairobi hospital, family confirms.
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@manuukenya
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In kalenjin Land. Okey Let me tell you a story. A thread..
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@manuukenya
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Wah sa nitadu🫢
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Naona mhesh alisahau kuficha mark pen🖊 😂
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@manuukenya
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3 years
I use to think Denis okari might not be a good guy anyway. But apanaa I was wrong.. wueh. This lady Betty kyalo is just a cult on her own 😂
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@manuukenya
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3 years
Have you realized relatives from mother's side always Good-hearted than Dad's🤔
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@manuukenya
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2 years
But Sk macharia and the all citizen tv crew should know we'll never forget this embarrassment 🥲
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@manuukenya
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2 years
I joined twitter 2018, you people don't know fridah very well. She was the talk of the town on this street, rubbing shoulders with celebrities daily. Hope she find peace in the other world 💔
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@manuukenya
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There is this drug called Ricin used by FBI or US CIA, 72hrs is enough to finish you. Okay let me tell you a story. In Africa especially commonwealth nations most government servants works for CIA. Them who installs their choices of leaders. Museveni being anti-their projects..
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@manuukenya
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Huyu mkamba ataniua 😢 sijatoka nje tangu Friday, naskia tu 'nenga muti🍆😂😂'..
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@manuukenya
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I think touching our UDA dining hall prefect Dennis itumbi is wrong. nikama hatuezi waachia mungu this time😂.
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@manuukenya
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Keep family close. They will be with you at the lowest moment of your life. ~robert burale #churchillshow
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How do you tell your partner "it's over" in king James version 😂😂
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@manuukenya
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Reporting live from kenol muranga.
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@manuukenya
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Mary has a toothache..
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Wakale wote ni wajinga No offense
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@manuukenya
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Amos and Josh walisema tutaonana baaadae" we thought they were joking 😂💔.
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With that clip of Betty kyalo. I officially agree there's no genuine money. Don't work hard just work smart.
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Does uhuruto or kenyatta 's nonsense knows I refilled my gas cylinder with 1300 yesterday 🤔😭😢
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Kitambo I could rank ja loka with Amerix .. but am sorry guys, with his pussyfying skills he doesn't beat shakila even..
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At first I thought she didn't have her head.
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@manuukenya
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3 years
Airtel msinipee free 500mb heri mniuzie tu. Last time I moved from kasarani adi mwiki searching for network 🙄
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@manuukenya
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I requested bolt recently in Nairobi CBD, the guy came with a different number plate. He claim their office messed with his car number plate but is still following up. But what shocked me is payment rates on his app is different from mine. I just cancelled wtf.🙄 #DeleteBoltApp
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Imgn Ule Dem wa Gilbeys hakudedi muache panganga bana🤔. She's just fine, her friend confirmed.
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@manuukenya
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Chamgey... If you can spot me am gonna buy you breakfast foreal 😂.
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"None but ourselves can free our minds." - Bob Marley
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So kamwana owns Rubis?!. No wonder we are fucked up beyond repair. Me huona we are just slaves to these dynasties indirectly.😴
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Simon kimutai and Gladys wanga after receiving their share of fuel rise deal 💸
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@manuukenya
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Dj creme akikosa gigs bana. It's sad 😢. Mamangu aliniambia kitu Moja and I have pruven to be true. "My son you can have a girlfriend in town there's nothing wrong but when you want to marry , just come home and marry a nun. And you'll enjoy life afterwards".🙄
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@manuukenya
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1 year
Nadia mukami's marriage lasted shorter than my hustler fund loan. Awuoro.
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@manuukenya
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Nick ndeda is chewing that lemonade. Let him enjoy. Who am I to judge. I mean that thing has no Last seen 😂. Betty kyallo deserves it.
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@manuukenya
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Pia nyinyi maasai mvae mask, hakuna mtu aliwambia mrarue maskio. Alaaa🙄
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@manuukenya
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My aunt after hustling food for me at wedding 😂
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@manuukenya
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This story ya Daddy Owen really interesting and I can borrow the saying of Grand muller once again..."life belong to God and anything meant for you will be yours at the right time regardless the challenges you face every morning just pray and believe🌅" #ChurchillShow
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@manuukenya
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Unaamka simu ikiwa 3% alafu unagongwa na Kona ya dirisha.😩
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If Michelle ntalami can write all those paragraphs to makena then in whose hands are we safe really?😂
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@manuukenya
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Freemason is there but illuminati isn't. Illuminati is conspiracy created to cover the secret laws of masons. It's called lodges. Highest rank are English Scotland but in Kenya just opposite Serena htl, but you can't join physically⭐...
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Kenyans watch porn in the name of leaked video😂
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Girlfriend anataka pizza na mumama anataka tu thermos yake ya chai ikue full
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@manuukenya
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Am 31 now am not your agemate😂, HBD to me manuukenya. 🍾🎂
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@manuukenya
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The only institution in moi university which has somehow good hostels is the school of med, Others their students live in shanties of langas slums 🙄. The school is 80% are kalenjin professors who usually meets at POA place to discuss Ruto.
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@manuukenya
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I'll be having sex around 3:30pm, don't dm . Thanks
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You might think the police are useless until they start searching for you.😂
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Lakini iyo banter ya Julius malema imestua wazungu tho 😂. Kuna Watu fearless kwa hii dunia, they have lived their lives to the fullest.
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@manuukenya
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Haiya Show me your bedsitter too😊
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Imgn huyu ni mc Jessy!. Trust your timeline 🙏
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@manuukenya
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Diana marua And her low budget lil Wayne from matungulu AKA bahati is on his way to vasectomy. We wish him the best on his new life.
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@manuukenya
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Amerix was a professional guy unlike other.., the fact that he has transform many boys to real men. I don't know why twitter could do such thing. There must be one known person who reported him
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I want a to quit school and concentrate on my girlfriend❤️
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Prof hamo was paid half a million per month at hot 96fm. 🤔 He could have just done away with ego, settle with jemutai and everything okay. Now jobless in Nairobi utasurvive kweli 😢
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@manuukenya
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As long as you're not my sister, my intentions will always be sexual, nothing more
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From grass to napier grass
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It's time for Jeff koinange to go for editorial role, seems tired. Just staring on Lillian muli's chest for half an hour. We had to wait 😂💔
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@manuukenya
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Msizoe kupiga comrades exile bila kuwambia mahali wanafa kwenda, ona ssa💔😢
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@manuukenya
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Dem yangu amefika kwa nyumba kutoka thika na akaingia kuoga immediately
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I accidentally met someone yesterday.Huku social media si mko na standards...😂
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lakini waiters wengine unaongea naye vizuuri then anashout 'hakuna githeri ya kumi!'😢😢
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Finally foreman ameshikwa pale thika road 😂
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It's funny how I still don't know how to approach a girl 😂😂
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Rest in power CDF ogolla , but can we all agree Jacob juma was a prophet
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Congrats cuzo..you've tried, future awaits.
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Babu owino's tweet means nothing close to Re-run .
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Amerix came back and continue mentoring men like nothing happened 🙂. This man deserve a reward. One day he will get it. A greater one🏆🏅 #MasculinitySaturday
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UoN students wako na ukimwi but nobody is ready for this discussion.
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Whoever manages super metro should be given one big ministry in Kenya to manage.He might save the country.
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The war between beautiful ladies and senses will never end.
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Haha nyi mnastuka!..Niliwambia all these celebrities you see limelight don't worship the God you worships mkasema nko jaba, I have work with most of them. Dj brownskin is just a piece of it. If you see behind the scenes my friend utadelete your handle na urudi ushago 😄.
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THE BEST SKIN CARE ROUTINE IS HAVING MONEY, ANYTHING ELSE IS A LIE 🤥. thanks
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Tumeshika mwizi apa kasarani ndo tunampea rat and rat ameze hatuna pesa ya mafuta! 🙄🤔
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@manuukenya
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A new chapter.🎙
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Tunaingia Amerix's class with new shoes. We need to focus more #MasculinitySaturday
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Can we settle this, who should take the flag. Retweet 💦 mwana wa Khadija Like ❤️ Otile brown #ArrestEchesa
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@manuukenya
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Ndo nimefika ati nani amedinywa na Ball Tena. Si nimetoka apa sai mkiwa sawa😂
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@manuukenya
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Nowdays memes are on another level till you can't identify even the real story 😂 Who's murife tho?
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