Income tax raid on the BBC reminds me of a morning in 2001 when Outlook was raided. Every day I was the first journalist to reach office (the rest were married). An officer said they have to confiscate the computers. And one cop carried away a monitor, leaving the CPU behind.
‘...my biggest contribution IS BRINGING free online grammar classes...’ or ‘...my biggest contribution WAS TO HAVE BROUGHT online grammar classes..’ I hope the classes were free.
The world thinks there was a 'genocide' of Muslims last month. Why are Hindus often unable to tell their side of the story? Why does the BJP whose area of speciality is telling stories to Indians fail to convey a reasonable fact to the world?
My latest:
The BJP is unable to communicate its sensible agricultural reform. What use sponsoring a whole network of agents in the media? When you invest in bootlickers you will only get shiny shoes.
The so-far baseless discrediting of EVMs should remind us that the same sort of people who whine about the ‘destruction of institutions’ are the very people who destroy institutions when they don’t suit them.
The people who say Gogoi is being rewarded a Rajya Sabha seat by BJP are the same people who had extolled him when he held that rebel ‘democracy-at-stake’ press conference just 2 years ago. A man doesn't change in 2 years.
This is why real writers are unsentimental writers.
Moral of the story: Everyone is conservative at home. When the stakes are high people demonstrate "right-wing" behaviour. It's when the stakes are low we're all noble leftists.
Taxi from Delhi airport. Smart young Bangladeshi driver (but he said he was from Malda). Network was bad, so I indulged in taxi-driver journalism by asking questions. I was not taking notes because I planned to make up his answers.
He asked me: "Are you a macro-economist?"
Taxi from LaGuardia. Smart young Bangladeshi driver. As always I got talking. He was very critical of Bangladesh & corruption & all recent South Asian leaders. Then added, “with one exception, Manmohan Singh. He was a world class leader.” Then asked me, “Have you ever seen him?”
As the government announces direct cash transfers to millions of poor, we must never forget how much Aadhar was defamed and privacy concern overblown by rural affairs middlemen and friends who were made obsolete by technology. The defamation of Aadhar began as a turf battle.
The Guardian says in "a shock" result conservatives have won a thumping victory in the elections. Maybe only The Guardian and its subscribers are shocked. Can a newspaper that doesn't understand its own nation be right about us ?
1. Major influencers confuse hope with analysis; overreact to passable speech.
2. Minor influencers infected.
3. Major influencers declare 'a star is born'
4. Midget projected as giant-slaye
5. Real giant then thrashes midget
6. Influencers wonder 'what went wrong with liberals'
I've read a version of Kanhaiya's doctoral thesis and found it a sham. A smart 'long-form' hack will pull off a better job in 2 weeks for took Kanhaiya a decade. I have great regard for scholarship but not for a system where poor youth are trained to be sham just to escape life.
The government will regain a lot of respect if it just admits there is a crisis. Indians understand crisis. It’s not like we are used to Scandinavian standards of governance.
I hope the falling rupee doesn’t dissuade conscientious posh kids from pursuing expensive humanities courses in the US and UK or study journalism at Columbia so that they can later educate us about the evils of inequality.
Jean Dreze was not arrested for "fighting hunger". If this historian gets today's news wrong by opting for hyperbole over facts I wonder how we must consider her history.
Our air is poison, we are stranded for half our lives in traffic congestion, we exist in total spatial ugliness, our children grow up with very low racial and cultural self-esteem. Yet our greatest agitations are about useless issues.
My latest column:
If any of the crooked children of Gurgaon who sit in the backseat of cars to travel 600 m to the school bus stop, and choose schools on the basis of air-conditioning,
take part in the climate strike I plan to hit them.
The way Bombay asparagus-eaters are praising Uddhav Thackeray for some tweets and sounds it’s as though he doesn’t head a party that destroyed Bombay in every way, a syndicate that thought half-km long flyovers are tech marvels.
My Occasional Concern:
I hope the pandemic does not stop Indians from sending their conscientious kids to attend very expensive humanities courses in America so that they can come back and educate us about the evils of inequality.
Until recently Kangana was a 'feisty small-town underdog, cunning accented feminist who took on silver-sperm Bollywood patriarchy'. Then she made a tactical error. She said she likes Modi. Suddenly the 'midget-to-giant' converter machine dropped her. Now suddenly she is a clown.
By the standards of Indian politicians this is an admirable apology but there is a mistake he commits frequently. He rates the thrill of a major announcement higher than the boredom of laying the groundwork to make that announcement. Policy is not idea. Policy is implementation.
I apologize for taking these harsh steps which have caused difficulties in your lives, especially the poor people. I know some of you would be angry with me also. But these tough measures were needed to win this battle: PM Narendra Modi
#MannKiBaat
(file pic)
"You should not be afraid of someone who has a library and reads many books; you should fear someone who has only one book; and he considers it sacred, but he has never read it."
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Those who want to abolish Aadhar but have Facebook accounts are, beyond any ambiguity now, frauds. But to restore their dignity I am campaigning the United Nations to make hypocrisy a fundamental human right.
Many asparagus-eating friends have written privately to me to say they enjoyed ‘Decoupled’. I see that they are restrained in publicly sharing this view to appease the more delicate. I request you to instead champion us. The show has given so much joy to so many sane people.
It's fascinating to imagine what will happen if AAP wins a full proper state where the party has control over police and the governor is not a rogue robot. Just one state. I believe that will change Indian politics forever.
If that ‘student’ who had screamed ‘fascists down down’ in the plane had also screamed ‘allah o Akbar’ and the Twitter humanists who claim she had the right to do it were in that plane...ok I can’t type when I am laughing.
As I have said, this is the golden age for mediocre liberals. You do not need to possess literary, journalistic or intellectual talent, as long as you can organise lament, the Network will reward you.
The opposite of literature is sports commentary.
Except this one time when Geoffrey Boycott said of Sourav Ganguly’s bowling: “At his pace if the ball hits your crotch, it would be pleasurable”.
A global farce: In US and UK humanitarians cite science to justify lockdown because Trump and Boris were against it; in India, because Modi backed lockdown, humanitarians are against it. All cite 'science'. Fact is nobody knows anything, yet.
Read this sensible analysis of Corona cases & morbidities in India vs the West. This data suggests that India is likely to be much less affected than the West, possibly due to BCG vaccination, our immunity, temperature, humidity etc. Makes strong case for ending the lockdown.
People ask me if I’m optimistic about India. The answer is: Yes because by 2024 the govt will change. Then we can draw on the talent pool & deep strength of the economy that’s damaged but there (I know the economy well enough to know). Then India can be back to rapid growth.
Everyone is conservative at home. When the stakes are high people demonstrate "right-wing" behaviour. It's when the stakes are low we're all noble, like Trudeau who backed the North Indian farmers' movement against reforms.
As a person with a Christian surname I feel insecure in India at the thought of 3rd rate intellectuals who pretend to be my guardians; whining that pretends to be rage; narcissism that pretends to be social concern; the display of empathy that pretends to be empathy...
Daft to call it a 'prompt'. Modi has already mentioned 'soch' in the interview. Anyone who has conducted any interview will know the interviewer's intervention is natural. It's fascinating that today ideology has not only ruined reading comprehension but also of basic mannerism.
Every day, self-absorbed folks get agitated by the views of a few, and announce the death of India. How many trolls make a society? How many people constitute a bloc? How many horrible tweets make for a national crisis?
My latest:
Many of the 'liberal' heroes who are calling for Rahul Gandhi's head are themselves Rahul Gandhis -- the privileged mediocre. But they survive because their uselessness cannot be measured unlike in politics. All of India's elite is filled with Rahul Gandhis.
i enjoyed
@vivekagnihotri
's 'The Tashkent Files', chiefly because he had a difficult subject on his hand and pulled off a thriller. My favourite line: "People don't want truth; they want a story about truth".
This simpleton questions my integrity because I pointed out that his friend compensates his mediocrity with lament. This is how The Network works. But then if I am upsetting third rate poets I must be doing something right. Parava illai.
@manujosephsan
If you had one tenth of Siddhart vardarajan’ integrity or guts you would have been a very honest and a brave person . Chalo koi baat nahin .
This group of men & women must know that they are the society’s biggest enemy. Far from gratitude, doctors & health officials were attacked in Indore. The harshest of punishment is required. These people are a danger to India.
#CoronaWarriors
. Video shared by
@Anurag_Dwary
We have only one job: if we're lucky, we must take care of the unlucky; everything else is merely an argument about the best way.
And the best way the young can serve humanity is by pursuing material success than the easy option of do-gooding.
My latest:
1.Pliable journalists promote propaganda for a fee; idealists do it for free. Eg: When they know Loya was not murdered, Rafale is not a scam but stay with the fable 2.The problem with many non-pliable journalists is, to borrow from Thatcher, their spine doesn’t reach their brain.
I asked Rajdeep Sardesai if he believed that Narendra Modi was directly responsible for the post-Godhra riots, the way we reporters, including me when I was with Outlook, framed it.
Why I want AAP to win Goa or Punjab
If AAP gets control of a region whose statehood is not ambiguous, unlike Delhi, with police and whole bureaucracy under it, we will know some answers forever: What exactly happens when a government is not corrupt ?
Not a coincidence that when Trump was president the respectable US media dismissed the theory that the Covid virus may have originated in a Chinese lab (it's a theory he would have loved.) Now that Trump is out, a proper journalistic consideration is given to the theory.
Typically in India, the lower courts deny you basic freedoms and the higher courts have an exalted view of liberty and free speech as judicial patriarchs attempt to write great English prose.
In the Constitutional scheme of things, there is simply no such thing as too much noise or too much dissent. If there is one thing the Constitution does not contemplate, it is ‘the comfort of conformity or the tranquillity of the familiar’: Justice Patel
Voters wouldn't have rewarded Modi if his reign were as bad as intellectuals claimed. Something about the Indian's new prosperity optimism employment patterns labour participation, Aadhaar’s humanitarian success was not captured by scholars. My column:
My recurring prayer:
I hope the falling rupee doesn’t dissuade conscientious posh kids from pursuing humanities courses in the US and UK or study journalism at Columbia so that they can later educate us about the evils of inequality.
In 1975 a Chinese official predicted an earthquake will strike by 8 pm, Feb 4. If the quake struck at 7 its magnitude would be 7; if it struck at 8 it'd be 8. Quake struck at 7:36. Magnitude was 7.3. It later emerged China had made 100s of predictions. One was bound to come true.
Also true that "urban upper-castes' driving 'social revolutions' have little representation among slain naxals, depressed farmers, depressed dalits, and Indians who actually benefit from Aadhaar.
He did not lose his father in a 'Hindu-Muslim' dispute. The thugs who are closely associated with the BJP killed his father, a cop, for being in the right place at the right time as cops should. No Muslim was involved.
Abhishek, son of deceased policeman Subodh Kumar Singh: My father wanted me to be a good citizen who doesn't incite violence in society in the name of religion. Today my father lost his life in this Hindu-Muslim dispute, tomorrow whose father will lose his life?
#Bulandshahr
A businessman recently told me that if you add fructose to your product instead of sucrose you can say ‘No Added Sugar’ on the package. Fructose is far more dangerous than sucrose. Maybe it’s time the government protects literates from their illiteracy.
I didn’t know people hated masters in History so much until the new RBI chief’s name was announced. (They make it sound as though economics is some precise science and not a part of humanities).
India already has the money to look good. Yet, it looks ugly, out of habit. At the street level, most nations look richer than they actually are; India in plain sight looks poorer than it actually is.
Sir, what do you mean no one was consulted? Do you mean you weren't consulted? The bills have been discussed for more than two years; actually for decades. (The column though is about how the smug and the nervous will have opposing 'moral stands' which are in reality not moral.)
1. Nonsense that Indians are eating fewer biscuits to save money (when smartphones are selling faster than bad books.)
2. It's actually great Indians are eating less of this shit.
3. Hope Gujjus too stop buying Rs5 packs to give marathon runners and claim 'ah spirit of Bombay'.
When Modi cancelled his most humane reform yet it was a triumph for rich north Indian farmers and the movement they handled. In the end the rich and the middle-class sabotaged reform for the poor. Same old story of India.
My latest:
Convey to your black friends. There will be this argument: ‘Blacks squandered chances. Look how well Asians have done in America'. It has a response Asians there wont reveal, that those Asians are whites back home who got a headstart because papa had his knee on someone’s neck.
I believe that unlike past Prime Ministers, Modi need not speak in English when he visits Tamil Nadu. The times have changed and Hindi won’t offend regular Tamilians, who are not acting or paid to get hysterical. Do the RESIDENTs of Tamil Nadu agree with me ?
When a society is "polarized" it means one class of people does not have a monopoly anymore over mainstream ideas. The defamation of polarization is the parting abuse of intellectuals who have lost control over the transmission of ideas. My latest column:
The way people lament 'lack of debate' during the repeal of farm laws you'd think our parliament reverberates with great intellectual discussion every session.
In India English words have their own unique meaning. For instance, 'Revert' means 'Respond' (Actually it means putting something back to its original state).
In that way secularism was never godlessness. It means every god in every faith has an equal right to give you Covid.