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Sports fanatic, DFS player, JD/MBA

California, USA
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Mike Andrews
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@drewisgooden @minakimes This is great bc to any outside observer it would look like you’re just bull-rushing the car
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Bobby Portis and Nikola Mirotic fight to the death for the starting PF role on the worst team in the league. What a time to be alive
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@ZSoskin @magicitykitchen Dude has a signature flavor, he’s basically a brand ambassador
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@Ihartitz The parallels run deeper than you may have intended
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@GZzyzyx @Eric_Erins @opinion_soc And enough cabinet space to store everything seamlessly.
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@DaHoePolice @Ewa_ocheee @Sudoku314 @Natural_OneDurr Our Vets definitely show no mental signs of abuse. Definitely not no way
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@iam_johnw I think she and AB also “disenrolled” from school
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@Thraxxx_Montana @GottliebShow Curry went to Davidson. Didn’t practice against the best. How’s he done in the NBA?
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@jamless_nour @DonellaVolkova @thisnic If things go south I’m guessing he’ll try to hold that gift over your head and play the nice guy card
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@TravisS42 @dieworkwear @Genghiscoq It’s less that those guys are so big, but more that the clothes are too small. Also the first guys look like they know everyone knows they’re big, but the other guys look like they want everyone to know they’re big.
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@trigonis30 @jake_piazza Even some bs answer like “we’ve gotta regroup, bond as a team, process this loss, and improve” would have been better than this passive-aggressive personal criticism bs
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@ColeShelton91 @drakkarklose I mean, sounds like a pretty good civil suit. Injuries proven. Cause on tape.
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Makes me sick that anti-vax nuts will push bullshit speculation about Katie Meyer's tragic death rather than take the logical, empathetic route of assuming the leading non-accident cause of death among college students and just letting her rest in peace.
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@GMenJay “But I’m special” is one of those phrases that some marketing donk must have thought would be funny but really just comes across in poor taste
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@rezblegal @_nambreezy_ @World_Wide_Wob Rondo is a grade A schemer, get him in there
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@missleighcarter @WhizPill @peaches07 With the “service dog” vest they bought on Amazon just to take their dog everywhere
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@EscaflowneClown The only black man I see in this list is tied up in a chair, can’t make this shit up.
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@BrendanSchaub It’s literally on all of those platforms.
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4 years
When you say you hate Doris Burke's commentary or find her annoying, we all know you mean that you just don't like to listen to women talk about sports, or in general, really. It's okay, just be honest next time.
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UFC just signed my guy @TheAnswerMMA from Zimbabwe 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 one of the nicest, most humble guys I had the pleasure of working with
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@DarrenHeitner @JManziel2 Thanks for that enlightenment. I always forget that an “illegal block in the back” is actually not a crime.
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@callmeshitto @TylerIAm I remember when I learned there was in fact an original version of Ice Cream Paint Job
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@TheVicMonte @MattGeorgeSAC It’s not his job to have a solution, but it’s within all of our rights to demand action be taken toward a solution.
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@WagieCapital @jules_su Probably not the only packages in the building going missing either
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@gofvkurs3lf @JayD51 @YouKnowImChewie @envisionNext @Calcolis @TheEcho13 It’s not complicated. If those are her emotional needs, and you can’t provide them, whether you think it’s stupid or not, you just need to move on to someone whose needs match your idea of what’s reasonable.
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8 months
@BarrelJumpist Wait til she hears about all the hockey players in loving marriages
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3 years
I was going to joke that Blanda moonlighted as a coal miner, but then I learned his dad was actually a coal miner, and it just makes too much sense.
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@TBroomey @missjessyjess You’re trying to tell me those aren’t bad?
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9 months
@Bryx___ @TennisPodcast Clock is at 0. She is ready and serving. Returner is not ready. What else is she supposed to do? Risk a time violation? No.
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2 years
@AlexBehunin Says the excuse merchant. Ironic.
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2 years
Looking at the responses to Osaka and Azarenka situations, no wonder these players are struggling. People are needlessly cruel.
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Searching for any semblance of offense from the Capitals
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@MidlifeMisfit @yamihere333 @RemakingManhood She’s 21. He’s been playing golf for 20 years. I know because he told her repeatedly 🙄 So maybe he should find someone his own age if he wants to approach a woman.
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@Malcolm84590557 @CruBMXrideordie @newtonburner1 @awfulannouncing By that logic, Penix is close to 30. You’re cooked.
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@rodger The funniest thing - the online loser crowd has never cared about the game, the competition, the players, etc, it’s just another culture war talking point for them.
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1 year
If Holger Rune did what Alejandro Davidovich-Fokina is doing right now, tennis fans would demand he be arrested
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@TravisS42 @dieworkwear @Genghiscoq And while I think the first guys *are* bigger in height and width, the greater volume of their suits makes them look even bigger, imo. “Big suit, big man” versus “small suit, …maybe big man?”
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@StoolFootball Looks red from here 😉
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@MardyFish This tournament could not be more difficult to watch
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@BadLegalTakes The “legal team” hearing her claim slander and then learning she tracked this man down to angrily DM him to start the interaction
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@trickthesun @CamronSanto Looking like Kenneth from 30 Rock
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@MrMasonZ_ @zachleft Stitching looks better. Shows the textures 1000% better. Everyone has grown up with stitched jerseys being authentic and heat pressed stuff is replica or sold at Marshalls
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@HystericsCasts Yo I have this crazy idea. Hear me out. @riotgames sends you to worlds.
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@MrMasonZ_ @zachleft It’s just a disservice to fans, and to price it at $175 is a fucking joke.
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@_new_empire_ @rotten_miracle @mSanterre @Mr_Honkitude Is there anything to support that actually happening here? Her own accounts? No?
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@AndyMPok @stoolpresidente Barstool doesn’t do actual sports analysis, remember?
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@gavinmchughh And Clark not even giving her the attention 😂
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@Ankaman616 @neo2daz @lgbtqfc VAR overturned Sterling’s potential last minute goal vs Spurs in the UCL semis and I didn’t see Man City players throwing a fit
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2 years
@DaddyDangIes @Lhufflepuffer @3UTF__ @ThroughTheBando @watke_ The combined xG on those is probably like 0.10. “Sitters”
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@Ciaraaaaaan1 @carlyjohnson123 It’s definitely weird, but agree, not seeing how wearing some teletubbies boots is sexualizing anything.
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@AlexBehunin 1) Moreno 2) The Assassin Baby 3) Brandon Moreno 4) the guy who was cut, worked his way back, and became champ
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@SeifertESPN Honestly, as much as this is chaotic, it’s the type of thing that can really build a team bond
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@josemorgado Kinda tired of the dramatics
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1 year
@ItsTrev9 @redapples @ShamsCharania Security tries to kick me out from the floor seats I paid for, in the middle of that game, you’ll have a pic of me like this too
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@KylePorterCBS “Paulina’s Husband” would be elite
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@LYoutubeman @Aust750 @freckxi Idk but this thread is legit nightmare fuel.
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@HoneyPuu_ Like you can resist me, you send me notifications anytime you think you’re doing something worthwhile….
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@AhdirVrai @gregariousone_ @BastienFachan Yep, you shoot your shot when you can.
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@Youngjaved1 @HipHopAllDayy @Roisee__ *woman succeeds through talent* NFT pp guy on twitter: “she put out to get there” 💀
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3 years
@pf_johari @Black_Brutha_15 @Forbes When it says “swimming, gymnastics, women’s volleyball, and softball” as the title and dressage is on
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4 years
@RyanBallengee Second place, not bad
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@prob3r @jazzloaf @meaning_enjoyer @_SatanWatch I never thought he was in over his head. It was clear to me he knew they were getting duped the whole time and was just creating the piece for the sake of finishing it. Like he’s just going along with the wild goose chase half-heartedly, knowing it’s a sham.
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@MIKERUSSELLMMA @mma_kings Danis still looks to be provoking Khabib here. Not sure why Rizvan is over here in Conor’s corner though. 🤔
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4 years
@berniebromanny Better to have the Democrats pick a qualified left justice and not allow the federalist society to take over the Court 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Mike Andrews
4 years
Folks, this is how you build a LINEUP, not stress individual plays. Ryan-Julio-Jefferson leverage off Thielen, Mattison, Ridley. Higgins-Burton. Henry-Cooks.
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It survived the late games to hold! Time to buy myself a Tee Higgins jersey to celebrate!
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6 years
Live look at @RG_Notorious (and most of the DFS community) after tonight
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@_Zeets If you hear “coverage starts at” in 2023 and think that’s the game start time, I also have some terrible news for you
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2 years
@enricomariariva Wtf? No injury doesn’t make it acceptable.
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3 months
@okimstillhungry I’m really not sure how people type like that? Just confusing. They’re in school, but have apparently never put together how to actually format written words together?
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6 years
Watch a recount happen now... @ThePME
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6 years
Couldn't be happier to see Roy Moore lose. He doesn't represent the conservatism I believe in or want to see prosper in the Western world.
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1 year
@still_oppressed Some of this is just caring for your own mental health using general therapy strategies.
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4 years
My mom: “you actually made $9k on fantasy football?” Me: “I actually made $9k on fantasy football.”
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@AlexBehunin If the rest of America was as scared to pull the trigger as William Knight, we wouldn’t have a gun violence problem
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@TerryTowellingg @tumcarayol She’s not trying to entertain, she’s trying to win. And if the crowd thinks she’s trying to win unfairly, they’ll let her know.
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Tempting.
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@karen_killjoy @queenmentalmad @IvyKungu That’s corporate networking language. Like the auto-generated replies to posts on LinkedIn. Just the most basic congratulatory comments.
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@paige_sinicki Wow a lot of men who never played at even a varsity level in the replies with misogynistic takes 😬😬😬
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@what_cimmy_said “We are getting off and turning around. So much money down the toilet.” Sounds to me like he bailed due to Amtrak, did end up in the ER for some reason, and is using the ER trip for travel insurance despite already bailing prior to that.
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4 months
@Blitzburghstil1 Considering flights to Buffalo are unsafe at the moment, maybe consider the safety of your team.
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2 years
@IWDominate @CrownshotLoL Cannot believe they have him in LFL and xMatty in LEC
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5 years
@ericd_ont @jaelithe @ayyy_west Teach kids lessons of inclusion and acceptance, while also teaching them that extremist groups should be avoided and their actions condemned. Just saying “don’t do x or y” doesn’t work for sex, drugs, etc, doubt it works here.
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2 months
@charlie_grafton @CollieYimby And the regular fries is enough for at least 2 people
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Mike Andrews
10 months
Andi Sullivan is not USWNT starter quality, sorry. Starting her over Cook, and not moving Ertz to the 6, is an indictment on Vlatko and this team tbh. Just a lack of clear top options across half the team.
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Been grinding the bankroll up and getting close, finally got the big week. Thanks @bobbyburger41 - most people know @GupsCorner for golf...but the CFB content is the best kept secret 🔥
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