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Michael Agger

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Michael Agger
6 years
Screen Time is going to be painful:
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Michael Agger
6 years
@bessbell @saralautman @NewYorker Let's make the world a better place and all upload more kid caption contest entries:
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Michael Agger
5 years
Playing some Simon & Garfunkel in the car. The child: “Why is classical music always so depressing?”
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Michael Agger
7 years
The Hillary cover that never was:
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Michael Agger
6 years
Incredible Molly Ringwald reckoning with the films of John Hughes:
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6 years
Writers to whom I owe edits who fav my tweets, I hear you
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5 years
I pictured Bran more as a tech startup founder
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5 years
"I am ninety-eight now, legally blind, and a pain in the ass to all my friends and much of my family with my constant rantings about the Trump debacle. . . " Roger Angell would like you to vote:
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Michael Agger
5 months
Yesterday was a surprise (a thread)
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Michael Agger
7 years
"A strained, hierarchical female fury that I have not witnessed in person since cheerleading camp in 2005"
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Michael Agger
7 years
31,000+ words:
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Michael Agger
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I was laid off by The New Yorker along with other talented people at the magazine and across Conde Nast and the industry
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As for me, my love for words, and for working with writers and artists remains undiminished. My very best to everyone.
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Michael Agger
4 years
I think I found a new caption that works with every The New Yorker cartoon:
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Michael Agger
7 years
Tonight we are all wandering around, testing doorknobs, and looking for an exit
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Michael Agger
7 years
SEE YOU ON COURT!
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Michael Agger
9 years
Found this bit of genius while cleaning out the office: http://t.co/iX876PfXK6
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Michael Agger
9 months
"This, I think, is what O’Connor always wanted: anguish, laid bare. And then a gorgeous moment of communion, a weight lifted, a reminder that we do not have to be alone in our despair." @amandapetrusich
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Michael Agger
4 years
Mandy Patinkin on perfectionism:
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Michael Agger
6 years
Philip Roth, great American pool lane swimmer, by Zadie Smith (now with screenshot):
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Michael Agger
5 years
Aren't we all our own nemesis?
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Michael Agger
5 months
As I left the office, I mostly thought about how lucky I had been. I was one of the original editors brought in to help shape the Web site when the magazine started getting serious about the Internet
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Michael Agger
9 years
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9 years
Are we sure this isn't all James Franco's PhD thesis?
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Michael Agger
7 years
"I hadn’t forgotten the words that were now a part of me. I was simply unable to draw them out." Patti Smith writes:
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Michael Agger
6 years
Not every day that a ninety-two-year-old writer masterly profiles a ninety-one-year-old artist:
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Michael Agger
5 months
and I apologize that I was able to respond to only a small fraction of your ideas. I would like to offer this note of poor consolation and encourage you to keep going, as talent will find a way.
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Michael Agger
8 years
"The most important thing a comic can do is write from his insides.” Shandling via @JuddApatow via @asarahlarson
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Michael Agger
8 years
I wonder what @NewYorker readers are thinking about:
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Michael Agger
9 years
What Balzac was thinking when he drank those fifty cups of coffee a day: http://t.co/f8w2t3k8C0 @tnyshouts
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9 years
I knew Jared Leto reminded me of someone: http://t.co/YZtLfRzhyt
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8 years
If Led Zeppelin is guilty of stealing music, then so is Bach (sort of) : by @alexrossmusic
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Michael Agger
7 years
Such a joy watching Emily Flake carve up Trump's America:
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Michael Agger
5 months
It was also a daily joy to see The New Yorker staff writers surprise my inbox with virtuosic “blog posts”: Hilton Als, Peter Schjeldahl, Rebecca Mead, Nick Paumgarten, Emily Nussbaum, Alex Ross, Nathan Heller, Michael Schulman. . . so many others. . . a wonderful list
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Michael Agger
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The Web also opened up the magazine and allowed me to take chances as an editor. I’ll never forget reading Michelle Zauner’s first draft:
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Michael Agger
10 years
Deleting is the new Replying
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Michael Agger
6 years
"When Kenny gets a phone call from a restaurant guidebook that wants to include Shopsin's, he sometimes says that the place is no longer in operation, identifying himself as someone who just happens to be there moving out the fixtures."
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Michael Agger
10 months
Great moment in New Yorker fact-checking: "(Gagosian denies that he was drunk or requested Aerosmith.)"
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Michael Agger
5 months
Finally, it’s easy to feel pessimistic about the future of writing and artistic expression (especially after yesterday, lol)  but . . . and this a bit of a mea culpa . . . my inbox overflowed with good ideas from freelancers and young writers. . .
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Michael Agger
6 years
A highlight of early days was when Philip Roth faxed in this rejoinder to Wikipedia. It begins: "I am Philip Roth."
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Michael Agger
7 years
SEO has killed so many good puns in titles. It really is a lost generation.
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Michael Agger
5 months
I am still collecting my thoughts, but if editing and writing for the Internet has taught me anything, you need to seize the moment!
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Michael Agger
8 years
Be patient, Roger Angell is writing
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Michael Agger
7 years
This won't help your Trump-induced insomnia but please read:
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Michael Agger
5 months
It was a Wild West, experimental atmosphere (at least by New Yorker standards). I remember nervously calling Philip Roth when he decided to take issue with his Wikipedia page:
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Michael Agger
6 years
Read this and now have no excuse ever to be too tired to write or edit:
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Michael Agger
9 years
New spirit animal = renegade sheep http://t.co/ogYyZvvHFR
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Michael Agger
8 years
"Why don’t they say goodbye through the word 'ouch'?" Spielberg remembers the E.T. screenwriter Melissa Mathison:
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Michael Agger
5 months
Let me once again give thanks to the writers and artists that I worked with. (One of my great joys was overseeing the Daily Cartoon for a bit; so amazing how cartoonists can wake up each day and look at the world sideways).
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Michael Agger
2 years
Ezra Koenig talking about @BLKBRD_Spyplane :
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Michael Agger
8 years
"content to discover the ambient beauty that comes from grazing all of life’s surfaces" @cbattan on Frank Ocean:
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Michael Agger
5 years
Putting my kid’s paper into New Yorker style not doing him any favors. “Dad, the teacher said book titles are in italics!”
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Michael Agger
8 years
"I just talked to The New Yorker—which, by the way, is a failing magazine that no one reads"-Trump
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Michael Agger
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Or how Summer Pierre visually retold the life of Sylvia Plath:
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Michael Agger
8 years
I am a big fan of deleting emails
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Michael Agger
5 months
And even just in the last couple of weeks, a fantastic Mead on The Crown, a Gopnik doubleshot on JFK and Napoleon. There are so many pieces that spring to mind. All in service of the necessary task of comprehending the culture, of trying to offer delight and understanding.
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Michael Agger
9 years
"All told, fully a third of runners’ thoughts concerned the downsides of running." @kathrynschulz
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Michael Agger
6 years
I would read a piece about what happens to someone's life if they answer all e-mail with Google Smart Replies for a year
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Michael Agger
6 years
"It’s fun to imagine Prince doing ordinary things here, like unwrapping a microwave pizza, waiting impatiently for it to cook, and then getting molten cheese plastered to the roof of his mouth." @amandapetrusich goes to Paisley Park
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Michael Agger
8 years
Mad Max won the SC primary. Crazy.
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Michael Agger
6 years
Another caption contest entry from the kid:
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Michael Agger
6 years
The good places are vanishing and it's all starting to add up:
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Michael Agger
7 years
"Of the clouds and shadows that hung over Clinton in the press, the darkest, perhaps, was the prospect of boredom."
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Michael Agger
8 years
The secret to editing success:
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Michael Agger
5 years
Get a little sad when I see European tourists expecting our transit system to work
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Michael Agger
5 months
I also retain a deep admiration for all my colleagues who do such fine, careful, powerful work day in and day out.
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Michael Agger
7 years
"Husky cooped up with puppies looks like he's had enough" is keeping me going during this difficult time:
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Michael Agger
9 years
"If not for zany schemes, Atlantic City would still be a sand dune." Nick Paumgarten: http://t.co/wvP1WPRy4Y http://t.co/W77sxPdCQO
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Michael Agger
6 years
Today's daily cartoon by Brendan Loper:
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Michael Agger
6 years
Digging through the files today and found this never-published sketch by @BentSchwartz to advertise in the early days: "There's more online."
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Michael Agger
2 years
I once came to him complaining about how hard it was to find writing that was truly funny, and Roger, as if recalling a recent Tuesday, replied, “Harold Ross said the same thing.”
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Michael Agger
8 years
The time has come for me to leave New York City. After almost two whole days here on business, it just feels right.
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Michael Agger
5 years
“I think often about a conversation I had with the musician Chan Marshall, who records as Cat Power, in Miami, in 2014.”
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Michael Agger
6 years
All my friends from high school will move here
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Amy Plitt
6 years
Hey New Yorkers, do you have a specific NY-related fear or anxiety? (Say, for example, being pushed on to subway tracks, and how the hell you get back up if it ever happens.) Taking submissions for a @CurbedNY column—we'll either confirm your worst fears, or debunk them!
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Michael Agger
5 years
So many great parking spaces right now
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Michael Agger
7 years
Patti Smith remembers Sam Shepard:
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Michael Agger
7 years
A podcast about prison life, made inside a prison: by @asarahlarson
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Michael Agger
9 years
Has there been a curly-haired President? Asking for a friend.
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Michael Agger
8 years
Was “Horace and Pete” Even Television? by @iancrouch
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"It wasn’t that I set out to do the first woke black-superhero show." Great convo between @jelani9 and @cheo_coker
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Michael Agger
7 years
Waking up a with a nice cup of Tea Is Not a Substitute for Therapy Orange Pekoe
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Lovely Jiayang Fan remembrance of having Louise Glück as a teacher: "'There’s not much there.' As she said those words, a liquid shame poured over me. It was over."
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Michael Agger
9 years
Max Martin's demos are "the blank space at the center of the past two decades of pop music." @jmseabrook http://t.co/93NktBXist
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Michael Agger
5 years
I find it quite restorative to “Accept All Changes” in a Google doc
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Michael Agger
4 years
"There were hand-painted signs that weren’t created as art, suitcases that were only meant for a one-way passage across the ocean, tiny mementos that outlived the reasons for their aura. It was all so worthless, yet so priceless."
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