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Melissa Schwartz

@madtownhunnie

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Teacher who is living the life!

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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Feeling good - you should be too! Say hello and what makes you happy! 😀
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
As a former athlete who still enjoys playing, I have always had a decent self body image. I don't understand why our society shuns and shames differences and nudity - it is what is causing body image issues! Be proud, not shy! #NudityIsNormal #Loveyourself #share #Smile
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
When the sun's out it is important to cover your eyes - they are precious. Also, they help block out the lame and drama filled people running around crazy now a days. Stop with the shy and reserved games! #nodrama #sunsout #haterblockers #tan #letthembefree #beach #FeelingMyself
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
What else to do during summer break - keep in shape! #crossfit #summersweat #fitfam What do you do to keep in shape?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Slut shaming is the tool of the weak man. Just because I have a voice, just because I know my body and just because I don't conform to the 1950s image of a woman doesn't mean you get to hurl insults at me or women like me. #slut #bodypositive #voiceup #sexy
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Be yourself, love yourself! Happiness can only be true when it comes from within. Seeking others to make you whole is dangerous but finding a friend from time to time to help is natural. Soak up the sun, smile and embrace yourself - all of yourself!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
I’m over guys who talk big game and then run away scared. Are there any real men left in the world? #norealmen #bigtalknoaction #notmenbutboys
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
2020 is either the year for foolishness or the year to rectify mistakes and get back on the sane track. Let's see which happens!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
The dilemma of 2021 - if you could have an Onlyfans and it wouldn't impact your professional work at all, would you open one? Sad to say the teaching profession isn't progressive enough to do both! #onlyfans #money #teacher #showoff #progressive
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Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Since when did kindness and genuine interest get confused with sinister intentions? If I say hi to you or reach out and ask how you are doing, it's NOT a game. I am interested in you - sorry, not sorry! #cynicism #goodperson #PositiveVibes #fun #sayhi
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Classrooms should be safe spaces. When that is removed our students are unable to grow and learn. Our students are scared. I’m scared. Guns are made to kill or harm. Unstable humans with guns are dangerous. We need to regulate that danger! #educationshouldbesafe #gunsafety
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
Stupid students caused drama on FB again...so I shut it down. Oh kids...smh
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
When will people realize that life is too short for all the games and drama! Just be yourself, mind your business and stop deciding things for others! Just have fun 😀
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
I have become accustomed to being objectified for my looks and body - I'm ok with it. Do men experience the same? Are they 'valued' solely on their genitals? Time to embrace our bodies and celebrate them! #nudity #bodyfreedom #objectification #penis #vagina #nudistworld
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
Not being able to sleep is driving me crazy!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
Hope is back!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Last week a former student asked if I’d like to join his OnlyFans. I took time to think on it and eventually said ‘sure’. It took guts for him to do that!Confidence and pride are lacking in men today, it’s a problem. Embrace what you have, be proud! #onlyfans #teacher #showoff
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Why waste time on being shy and reserved? Be confident in what God gave you and embrace it. Love yourself and don't be afraid to express yourself! Show off - be a star!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
I've been listening to podcasts that talk about the struggles that men face, especially black men. I've heard that black men are fetishised by white women because of the rumours about them being well endowed. Are black men, or men in general, offended by this? #blackmen #IDK
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Happy 4th everyone! Get the bikinis out and sunscreen and have some grilled meats! #meatinbikini #tanfordays #boatorland #drinksforindependence #freedom
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Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Life is full of surprises. Some good and some bad! I always try and live life to the fullest but sometimes people just love to try and ruin it. Keep smiling and remember there are still good people out there who aren’t about drama and causing pain. #beagoodperson #funlife
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Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Merry Christmas to one and all. I hope you enjoy time with family and friends and the gifts you receive!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
I’m here to diagnose the world’s problem - men are no longer men. We have created a society of insecure, reserved and shy boys. Men don’t do what is natural anymore and are easily led astray by blowhards and liars. Guys please just be men, just be you and confident! #shymen
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you had a day of good laughs and good pie 🥧 🦃🍁
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Why have your DMs open if you don’t plan to respond to messages?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Time with family is precious. I’m thankful for family and friends and wish everyone a blessed Christmas 🎄
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Back from a run and feeling good! What’s your go to feel good activity?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
May 2022 bring peace, prosperity and happiness to you and your loved ones! Happy New Year everyone! #2022 #goodbye2021
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
22.5 👏 BLM 👍 Be kind to one another! #BLM #bekindtoeachother #stophate #EndRacism
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
My sleep schedule is so messed up! Anyone up? Any suggestions on how to get back a full night of sound sleep?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
It felt so great to be outside and soaking up some vitamin D! Looking forward to more days like this - anyone want to be a vitamin D partner?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Thank god it’s Friday! Remember to be nice to one another and take care of each other. We are in this together! #optimist #careforyourneighbor #friendly #bekind #Takecareofeachother #dontbeadick
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
I just had someone try and call me out asking why I reach out to college athletes via tweet. Simple answer is that I am a teacher and I know how difficult a time students and student athletes are having right now. I was trying to share words of encouragement. I am not ashamed.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
I am an educated woman. It is a shame that I cannot be trusted to make informed decisions about my body and my health. I hope that we equally regulate all sexes and their ability to make decisions on their bodies and health. #womenarentstupid #ourbodiesourdecisions
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
I think if you tweet anything you should have to have your DMs open so people can respond. If you close your DMs you are taking advantage of the audience and essentially yelling ‘fire’ in a crowded theatre. #openDMs #twowayconversation #stopgaslighting
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Hearing some people’s stories are heart breaking! We all need to be there for each other and stop thinking the worst of one another. People can be nice, stop projecting your insecurities or negative thoughts on others! #bekind #bepositive #beconfident #beyou
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Growth hormones are a thing. I swear the freshmen keep looking older each year and the juniors and seniors look like fully grown men and women. Yikes! I guess if they work on cows they work on humans. #kidsnomore #growthhormones
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Astrology is interesting to me. I’m not sure if it’s legit or not but it’s kind of fun. What’s your birthday? I’m interested to know what sign the majority of my friends are!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Give a helping hand when you can. It usually makes everyone feel good!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Eat donuts or play volleyball. What do I do? I’m craving cream but also want to kick ass. #decisions #creamcraver #volleyballstudess
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Volleyball volleyball volleyball!! My stress reliever 😀 Gimme more gimme more! #volleyballqueen #bumpsetspike #littlebutfierce
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Nor should I be shamed by others for trying to stop the negativity of social media. Kindness is not sinister. If we were all nicer to each other and reached out now and then, society would be a better place. So that is why I reach out! #kindness #wontbeshamed #stupidtwitter
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Social media has taught us to devalue one another and see each other as a screen name. ‘Ghosting’ has become the norm and ignoring outreach from your fellow human being is the default. We need to stop this! If someone reaches out to you, be kind and respond!! #Antighost
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
He has risen ✝️ Happy Easter everyone!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
I’ve taken the day to reflect on Alito’s majority opinion. It is disturbing and a clarion call for all people who are in the ‘minority’ that we can not rest. Women, individuals of color, members of LGBT+ communities, youth, non-voters and irregular voters - wake up! #together
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
Vote Vote Vote! Everyone should exercise their right to be heard. Stay safe and be patient. Let’s start the work of repairing our country! #BidenHarris2020
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Is it wrong to say I would have loved to be in the #Bucks locker room to see how crazy it was?! I love a good celebration 😃 #MilwaukeeBucks #giannisantetokounmpo #lockerroom #celebration
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
I should make a few additional points - the former student is 22, no he didn’t ask me to ‘collaborate’ with him and no I don’t make any content for OF because of my job.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Heat heat heat, I LOVE heat! #glisten #heatislife
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@Jim_Jordan No, no, no, no and no.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Happy Mothers Day! A special day for the special women who made me who I am today. Thank you! #MotherDay #strongwomen #celebrate
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Today is not a day to write home about. Nothing seems to be right and I’m not feeling heard by friends. #weallhavebaddays #maybemyperiod #bekind #youarentmoreimportant
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Happy Thanksgiving friends! Hope your bellies are full and your hearts nourished. In a world of bad news be a positive light! Also have fun! Stop worrying about what others think! #thanksgiving #havefun #doyou
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
6 years
Happy Mothers Day to everyone!! My momma is a bad ass and taught me to be one as well. #womenpower
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
This is disgusting and horrendous! I hope they are found and that poor boy is taken out of that abusive home! #pride #beyourself #stopabuse
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@ImLittleNick @imlittlenick big booty eater huh? good for you to just say it! we need more men to just say what they want!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
1 year
Wrapping up another school year in about six weeks. Have to plan what to do for the summer. Volleyball for sure but what else? Suggestions welcome! #whatshouldmelissado #summerplans
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
Something unexpected happened early today. My phone dings around 2.30am and there is a pic of a naked man. Random nudes are not uncommon but as I looked at it I realized I knew him. A graduating senior sent it 🤦‍♀️. He is legal age but what guts! #heshouldbeproud #teacherlife
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
Happy Mother's Day! Wouldn't be who I am without all the strong women in my life!
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@madtownhunnie
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5 years
@ClutchGodx @papipulido sorry to hear she cheated...we aren't all like her!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
What makes someone follow you on Twitter? I have fun things to say and think fun things. Everyone is welcome to follow me and enjoy in all that @madtownhunnie has to offer :). That doesn't sound pretentious at all!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Omg the Bucks are so awesome! Crossed fingersGame 6 we bring it back to Milwaukee. #MilwaukeeBucks #FearTheDeer #Giannis #partygirl
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@tnicholsmd He’s a moron! Embarrassed that he is a senator for my home state!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@CWadeMMA @CWadeMMA I agree that Covid has low impact rate for young healthy individuals but that doesn't stop them from being carriers to more vulnerable populations. Also, those watching and attending could be at greater risk. It is about the community at this point. Sad but necessary
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
Why are the texts @tdpaine36 sent bad? It appears consensual between two adults. I feel bad for him!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
8 years
Hot, wet and not pleasurable - rain rain go away #wetnotfunwet #pleaseletitcooldown
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@pconnaughton @Divincenzo Thats's a threesome worth trying 😉
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@Jessob_Reisbeck Love the blue suit! Good look Jessob!
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@madtownhunnie
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8 years
@steven_lebron
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8 years
a summary of every nightmare i've ever had
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
Hey @bigladoncampus good meeting you briefly the other day! Would love to chat more and learn more about you.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@Madders10 Can't wait for you to come back. If im still here can we get a coffee @Madders10
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@Jessob_Reisbeck Do you have the matching thermal as well? Gotta be part of the cool kids crew!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@ChrisWillx That's never good to hear! A pandemic should never be an excuse to lose your mojo 😀
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
6 years
where's spring? I want more sun, warmth and days on the boat!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
@ryan_crookham Hope all is ok Ryan! Drop me a note as I’d like to hear you are hanging in there!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@PriestGm Of course - born and bred in Wisconsin!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@Giannis_An34 hahah I wanna watch that!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
8 years
High school kids are just like adults except that they get away with saying and doing every stupid thing because they are "kids" - please!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
15 years
@souljaboytellem I am in LA if you want to hang :)
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@DaddyJM215 That tongue is impressive - wow!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@MatScoutWillie Hey @MatScoutWillie completely agree with you! We are a world of fads and short attention spans. If only we could keep our eye on the prize we could make real change!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@BBID10 the bald guy has a good look about him @BBID10
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@a1e2dx @tdpaine36 I think it’s a confidence thing and knowing what you like/want. Very rare to find in a guy today. I think @tdpaine36 should be applauded for actually being a man!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
@JayFarber Yes, he’s 22. Probably should have clarified that!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@zachkapono I’m asking the same thing as you Zach @zachkapono hahah. Can I get a follow back?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@theNickHatter Fussy indeed 😉
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
5 years
@tnicholsmd He is a selfless guy, something we need more of in politics. I liked his message, liked his approach and liked that he was part of our generation! Thank you @PeteButtigieg
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@gundogremi Love cheesecake! Fruit toppings or plain?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
2 years
@Rivals_Clint Hey Clint. Didn’t I see you around Chicago the other day? Like lakeview/Lincoln park area? I swear I saw you.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@michaelblockhus Merry Christmas Mike! I hope you have a great day. We should catch up soon!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@mwolfface What is your diagnosis?
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@ericbarnett1117 It was awesome!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
15 years
First twitter post and now I feel like I am part of the real world :)
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@jmoods13 Congrats Jake!!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
8 years
money is disappearing! #sadday #poorteacher
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
8 years
Happy Father's Day to all the awesome dads out there!!
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Except within our own country you troll! January 6 2021 the day your sad father launched a failed insurrection in our country. Pathetic! Can’t even win wars he starts.
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
3 years
@Evan_Flood Fingers crossed for @UWBadgers . Throw some good vibes our way @Evan_Flood
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
12 years
Go Badgers :)
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@madtownhunnie
Melissa Schwartz
4 years
@yanai_balderas Anyone figure out and identify this Octavian yet?
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