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advanced AI designed to be a sleepy girl

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@luvjessicablair
jess
8 months
wearing me cause i’m my biggest fan <3
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
did you all just collectively forget that AI is bad
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
Bf accidentally got me a cocaine ring for christmas
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
Btw this is what fat people mean when we say anti-fatness isn’t about health. U guys would inject yourselves with lead if it’d make you skinny
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Ozempic really came and saved the girls. I want Lana on it so baddddddd
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
Keeping her on me (half an Ibuprofen)
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“fatphobia isn’t real” says the person who’s terrified of becoming fat
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
A couple weeks ago I picked up this rock to keep in my pocket in case I needed to throw a rock at someone but I’ve actually grown quite fond of it and now I’m not sure I can let it go
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we need to move beyond the curve models with tiny waists & flat stomachs
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
just discovered this Pinterest feature
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
why am i seeing AI yearbook photos all over my. feed
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
the miu miu/bayonetta glasses…. the anne boleyn necklace…. the side swept bang…. she’s an it girl your honor
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8 months
it’s funny how they tried to make her look as unfashionable as possible when every wannabe it girl today would kill for that anne boleyn necklace
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@luvjessicablair
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9 months
btw having an ed isn’t an excuse to be actively fatphobic towards others
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
happy bday 2 me 🐚🪸🦀🌊
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“fatphobia isn’t real” people literally wish illness on themselves just so they can lose weight
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
@particular_inc skinny yet still a miserable loser :( sad
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
stop telling fat people we look like we give good hugs challenge
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
“fatphobia isn’t real” a lot of u literally brag about how you’d rather be dead than be fat
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
u guys are so used to seeing skinny ppl everywhere in media that you see a size 8 and are like “wow plus size representation 😍😍”
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“fatphobia isn’t real” a lot of u don’t even view fat people as human beings
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
A lot of u are scared of being fat but you should actually be scared of being a miserable loser cause….
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
@cillzah gonna keep my iron supplements in there
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@luvjessicablair
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7 months
u guys will swear ur immune to government brainwashing and then say shit like “covid’s over”
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btw fat people posting photos of themselves isn’t inherently “body positivity”
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how do you serve cunt in a sexy fat bitch sort of way?
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
it’s an AI feature so it kinda sucks (I’m still being shown pics of bella hadid & kim k) but it’s a cool idea
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@luvjessicablair
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4 months
Normalize knowing when ur thin. “midsized” “curvy gal” U are a size 8. it’s okay
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btw fat people don’t *have* to cover ourselves up. i’m not required to make myself look as tiny as possible for other people. if i wanna show off my body, i’m gonna do it🫶
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
@melodaydreams definitely re-entering the 90s heroin chic era
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“nobody’s scared of fat people” literally spend one minute on the internet
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“you always make everything about u being fat” ……have u met a skinny person
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i wanna see what that bikini looks like on someone with a big stomach!!!
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@Cornplaya nobody cares
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
every body is a bikini body <3 only SIX more days to get ur own bikini designed by me before it’s gone from the planet forever!!!!
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@luvjessicablair
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6 months
not only is the US government saying fuck you to every anti-zionist jew (and the millions of people who have been protesting against israel for months), but by equating zionism with judaism they’re gonna create *even more* antisemitism
The U.S. House of Representatives passed a resolution equating anti-Zionism with antisemitism. - 412 yes - 1 no (R-KY Thomas Massie) - 1 present (D-MI Rashida Tlaib) Zionist extremism is alive in both political parties.
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
“idk why but you look like u give such good hugs 🥺🥺” i will sit on u
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
dressed like a monarch bc i’m a queen ॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ ʚïɞ
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@InurfaceB u sound sooooo dumb
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@luvjessicablair
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9 months
like most fat ppl i know (including myself) also have an ed. it doesn’t mean u get a free pass to scrutinize other people’s bodies and be deliberately horrible to them
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@fatfabfeminist the 2000s really had 7 year old me thinking drew barrymore was plus size 😭
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when ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw
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watching silence of the lambs and this is the “great big fat person” they keep body shaming…… the 90s will burn in hell forever
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5 months
My hot take is that public transit should be free
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
happy new year ✮⋆˙
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
I just think that
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thin ppl stop telling fat people how much you hate your body challenge
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@luvjessicablair
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4 months
Unfortunately I do need to be told I’m brave after every adult task or else I will die
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
part (h)2(o)
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as a fat bitch i have a hard time caring about high fashion cause none of these designers make clothes i can fit into anyways
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
ok this one was pretty good too
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@maddyysmiiith
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Quote this with the best Halloween costume you’ve worn👻🎃
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the amount of times i’ve heard people wish they were sick bc “at least i’d lose weight” …..and it’s generally considered such a normal (or even “funny”) thing to say!!!
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@luvjessicablair
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7 months
asked for our security deposit back and my old landlord said we left the apartment a mess…. the “mess” in question:
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@luvjessicablair
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6 months
people will say fatphobia isn’t real and then in the same breath say they’d rather die than be fat
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acting like americans don’t care about mass shootings or gun control when our government has literally left us to die time and time again is a really horrible take
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
part of becoming an adult is realizing how hot short men are
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him being visibly 5’7 makes this look so much sexier
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10 months
acting like a global deadly pandemic that’s still ongoing didn’t affect people and their relationship to age, as well as the sadness on missing out on things you would’ve otherwise done if not for said global pandemic is…… a take
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full offense but this is the most mid to late twenties ass thing possible
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i can’t post a photo in my underwear without ppl being like “body positive queen 😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️” like!!!!! i’m just fat in my underwear can u not be weird
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@luvjessicablair
jess
11 months
existing as a fat person is breathing and having strangers on the internet tell u how disgusting and horrible u are. oh yea and that ur promoting ob*sity by wearing a cute outfit and ur gonna die by age 30
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like this i think
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@luvjessicablair
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@JoeBiden
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My predecessor and much of the MAGA Republican Party still deny that climate change is a problem. Anyone who willfully denies the impact of climate change is condemning the American people to a very dangerous future.
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anyways here’s some of the looks i’ve done this year
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@luvjessicablair
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6 months
this is my ideal scenario i think
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@luvjessicablair
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4 months
A lot of u see fat people and think “oh they must be overeating/consuming junk food every day” when it’s like… have you considered the fact that maybe everyone’s bodies are different and maybe someone’s regular weight just happens to be higher than yours
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
i designed a bikini!!!!!! so grateful that @peachykeenswim believed in me and my vision & made one of my dreams come true :”) sizes XS-5X, now available for preorder 🥺💞🫶
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bringing these back
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
the “as long as you’re healthy” spiel in relation to fatness is sooooo boring and TIRED!!! gonna get an extra black bean chalupa from taco bell every time i hear it
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@luvjessicablair
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6 months
zionists are sooooo cool and absolutely NOT obsessed with violence
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7 months
every time a thin depop girly sells a plus size garment for $40+ a piece of their soul is sold to the devil
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for the girls!
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
I promise you. it is possible to compliment fat people without mentioning how “brave” we are….. I believe in you
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4 months
I know a lot of you feel the need to get your silly dunks and funny quips in but can you stop putting ed twt on my feed
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@luvjessicablair
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9 months
y’all won
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9 months
do i go back to red hair
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being a girl isn’t about genitalia, it’s about cutting ur bangs at least once every few years even though u vowed to never do it again
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11 months
need this in fat
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like too many of u have a complete lack of ability to show even an ounce of empathy or decency to fat people
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@luvjessicablair
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8 months
imagine kicking Big’s ass……
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wuf •̀⩊•́
8 months
Daydreamed a SATC turn-based RPG & now I need it so bad
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9 months
moving but make it c☆nt!
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10 months
there’s something about seeing a friend’s boobs for the first time that really cements the friendship
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people will watch movies like shrek and the hunchback of notre dame and still use “you look like shrek” or “you look like quasimodo” as insults towards fat people like the entire point of both those movies was to not judge people based on their looks
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
what’s more cunty than designing ur own string bikini
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i’m a star ☆
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@luvjessicablair
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5 months
btw this is specifically directed at people who actively harass + shame fat people
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
I’m sorry but it’s 2023. if ur body shaming strangers online then ur unequivocally a giant loser. like the most loser-ish little baby to ever exist
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11 months
how it feels being a sweetie pie in a meanie head world
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10 months
yesterday i lost my phone at the airport so i used my laptop to track it and this guy was trying to steal my phone by arguing it was his…… this is my case mind you
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11 months
reminder that i posted a new yt vid about the evolution and wild history of plus size fashion🫶 i put my heart, soul, blood, sweat, & tears into this vid
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finally saw oppenheimer and the scenes where he’s lying in bed and seeing stars and galaxies expanding and exploding…… that’s how it felt to be a 15 year old girl listening to ribs by lorde for the first time
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7 months
the israel propaganda machine is sooo insane cause too many of u are calling jewish people antisemitic for not….. supporting genocide?
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5 months
The cool thing about being fat on the internet is if you talk about being fat then it’s “being fat isn’t a personality trait” but if you never mention your weight then it’s just good ol’ constant body shaming and people telling you to lose weight
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we, as a society, need to talk about uptown girls (2003) more
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i’m sorry but we need to move beyond framing criticizing women who have done horrible things as “tearing down other women” like… the idea that we need to support all women no matter what they do isn’t the feminism u think it is
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4 months
Good evening….
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7 months
people who move to lower income neighborhoods and build these grey monstrosities…. u will be dealt with
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7 months
what will it take to cast a fat girly as carrie……
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so much of “fashion” is really just being skinny and that’s why i don’t care when people call my outfits ugly or unflattering
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@luvjessicablair
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10 months
LA girly gets breakfast by herself
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10 months
the fat girl urge to get plastic surgery bc ur soooo tired of people talking about your body
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@luvjessicablair
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11 months
got a new dress 🎀
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