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lets do it baby i know the law • ENFP-A • he/him

London
Joined January 2011
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had my lil bank holiday trim ✨
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@lousaysthings
lou
8 months
it’s lowkey fun to go to mcdonalds in another country
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halfblood princess 🇯🇲
8 months
What travel/vacation opinion would have you like this?
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why were Girls Aloud wearing customer service headsets for this performance may I ask
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the darkest day in the history of recorded sound
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2 years
3 years ago today, @TonesAndImusic released “Dance Monkey.” A slow burner originally, the song went on to break records and top charts across the globe; it became the longest-running #1 in Australian history, with 24 weeks at the top. It’s one of the most-streamed tracks ever.
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me every time I catch myself thinking about this elephant turning up at the lady’s funeral
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good morning
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the woman laughing in the background gets me EVERY TIME
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1 year
Since TikTok is likely getting banned, drop your favorite TikToks.
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what a great episode of Alesha Dixon’s Drag Race
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nicki minaj’s friend’s cousin after his vaccine:
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ok boys, what's your ball size?
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she munched I fear
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Kylie Minogue trying to get you out of her head
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are you a fashion company or
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 McDonalds have just announced that a Biscoff McFlurry will be coming June 21st !!! 🤤 BEST DAY EVERRRR 👏😍
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no context, just eating kettle chips drunk on the northern line
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@lousaysthings
lou
9 months
imagine if this Dispatches doc wasn’t even about him and he’d shown his ass like this 😭😭 welp
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9 months
This is happening
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sorry but if you’re an adult and your answer isn’t snapchat..
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sorry but would you not be embarrassed to be tweeting about being at a eurovision party 😭
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when you overhear someone saying that heaven is NOT a place on earth
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checking through the sale on Charli XCX’s website and I-
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lou
8 months
put Christina’s cover of Car Wash from this soundtrack back on streaming NOW
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Pop Crave
8 months
‘Shark Tale’ was released 19 years ago.
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Judith from Naked Attraction saying the ‘p’ in ‘pussy’
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lou
9 months
this kylie album!!!
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why was Matt Hancock at the Jingle Bell Ball ahaHAHAHA
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i am truly obsessed with this video because of the way it’s like anti-stan culture - no alliances, just pure vibes and recency bias
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i’m still here
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me running from COVID as it takes down all my friends
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🚨 BREAKING: DaBaby has just been dropped as the opening act for Coleen Nolan’s ‘Never Too Late’ tour
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thinking about this again
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god bless my barber for finding my lips again
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@imcxllumbtw 99% sure bc they’re all high 😭
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I’m a lidl bit obsessed @LidlGB
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ariana grande when someone calls her angel
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post a pic of yourself at 21
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Post a pic of yourself at 21
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shoutout to the guy having an absolute mare behind me while I posed for solo photos 😭
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insta saw it first but this might be my favourite photo of us ever? 🥺💕
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lou
3 months
the worst song of this or any century
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 months
“Dance Monkey” by Tones And I becomes the first song by a lead female artist to reach 3 billion streams on Spotify.
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lou
3 months
imagine admitting to the whole internet that you can only hold a conversation about one (1) topic
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good afternoon say it back
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🖤🤍
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just a peek ok
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everyone stole all the good captions already so ✂️
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may all your hooplas be mighty 🌈
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can we please leave x factor contestants as a substitute for a personality in 2021
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don’t forget to pee after sex, otherwise you’ll get a hdmi
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happy 20th(!) birthday to one of my absolute favourite albums ever, Fever - I still remember trying to record In Your Eyes off of the radio onto a cassette, missing it, breaking down in tears and then my parents taking me to Woolworths to buy the album ✨ @kylieminogue
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sink the pink let’s goooooo
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so this is twenty-six huh 🎂
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he/they of the day
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In celebration of Bisexual Visibility Day, here are some 🌈BISEXUALITY PSAs🌈 (thread)
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had my silly little haircut 🤡
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new lockscreen dropped 💐
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throwback to when the weather was nice that one time
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@joshleonn I remember a comment being like “what is the broom doing for a whole hour before the witch wakes up” 😭😭😭😭😭
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lou
9 months
if you’re saying “i can’t make gay friends because they all want to sleep with me!”, i’m afraid to tell you that the problem is you
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maxy black
3 years
opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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just another monstera selfie
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whose murder did she accidentally witness to secure these collabs
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not Boris calling on the common sense of the people again
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18 vs now
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a guy’s interest when I show him attention
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💖💜💙
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the freshest of fades ✨
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lou
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you know how they say hate makes you ugly? Kylie is the living embodiment of the inverse
@nowismytime2
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Kylie Minogue 🏆 2004 2024
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did a thing
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this looks TERRIBLE 💀 can’t wait
@DanniiMinogue
Dannii Minogue
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In a picture perfect Masseria in Italy... it all starts with a kiss for 10 boys in their search for love. I Kissed A Boy is the UK’s first ever gay dating show, and it was a pleasure for me to be there to help these guys in their search for love. #IKissedABoy
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. @ASOS girl wyd with this mess
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is my birfday 🥺
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support 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 queer 👏🏻 friends’ 👏🏻 businesses 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 projects 👏🏻
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happy tenth anniversary to this iconic twitter moment
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not to be wet on the TL but kyle met my family today and it went so well 😭
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beardy boi 💫
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god I look so much better with a thick beard
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Patti had no fucks to give on this day
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taking my fresh trim out for a spin ✨
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what better thing to do in 29° heat than get a fresh fade 🌡
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it’s a good good friday
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Insta saw it first but here it is again 👀
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sometimes I can’t believe this actually happened and we let it
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not me and my girlies being in the back of a viral tiktok 😭
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she’s a balloon bitch 🥺🎈
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and the theme of the day is: inappropriate workplace attire
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three M&S tinnies had me like
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I was today years old when I realised that Paul O’Grady is Lily Savage????
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lou
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all she had was a busted knee and a dream, but Kandi came on this one mad as hell
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Cher Lloyd’s boyfriend’s card got declined in front of me in Topman
@MavenofHonor
Mave
4 years
Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap
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@danielnadine they said fuck the illusion, you know this is the straight off the album
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see I don't normally fw this sort of thing but this goes OFF 🔥
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upnxt 💫
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thank you all for being so patient. TONY$TARK 💫✨
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70s night ✨
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my new flatmates don’t realise that there’s a new Katy Perry album coming next week that they’re not going to be able escape hearing on repeat 😌
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I truly think this one wins ✨
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@zellieimani
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What’s your favorite picture of yourself from this summer?
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ten year challenge: 15 | 25 well at least the hair is better 🥺
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@hummusexualJR
JR 🪲
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ten year challenge: 16 | 26 not my blackberry era 🥲
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louke at that though
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manchester pride has honestly taken four years off of my life, I don’t know if i’ll ever feel alive again
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@lousaysthings
lou
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. @_dedelicious is serving
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I’m gonna be your new favourite ✨
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