Jonathan Long 🛹 @long Twitter profile

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Jonathan Long 🛹

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2 years

Yo, let’s cut the shit with sell shaming. Examples: Friend sold a #BAYC ape and got nonstop shit. Took $ and bought a fast food franchise that will provide his family with millions. Another sold $60k of $ENS and is now debt/stress free. You don’t know peoples situations.

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Doxxed. Yes, it’s me, your neighborhood {plumber | personal trainer | mailman | pizza delivery guy | doctor | repair man} 👋

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Those deep in NFTs work 20 hour days to avoid working a regular job for 8 hours a day. And are happy as fuck doing so. 🚀🌚 gn 😴

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Yo, get me off this planet now. Thanks. 🏝🥴

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@mtaibbi 🍿💦

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People need to pump the breaks. Buy & collect NFTs because you like them. Not because you expect a 69,420% return in 3 hours. Returns/profit is great, but come on. This shit is getting out of hand. If you treat NFTs like shitcoins...well, you're gonna be holding a bag of shit.

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@POTUS Joe, get the chickens back to work. Sick of paying $10 for a dozen eggs. Thanks big guy. 🙌

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I'm about to go balls deep in NFT community research. I'm all-in on @BoredApeYC and @marscatsvoyage ...but I want to study some others. Drop your favorites that I need to check out and deep-dive 👇

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🎉🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME!!! 🎁🎉 Win Bonsai #5857 @zenft_ by following the 3 steps below. The contest ends & the winner picked at 15K followers. I want to connect w/ and meet more kick-ass people! 🤟 To Enter: 1️⃣ Like 2️⃣ Retweet 3️⃣ Tag someone who ❤️'s NFTs #NFTs #NFT #NFTCommunity

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Let’s not allow the NFT space to turn into the shit coin space. K. Thx. Bye.

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🎁😺 GIVEAWAY 😺🎁 Giving away another Mars Cats Voyage #4693 from my personal collection. Drawing Thursday, Sept 30th @ 2pm EST. To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @long and @marscatsvoyage 2️⃣ Retweet this post 3️⃣ Tag 3 future catstronauts 👇 #wenmars 🚀

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⚠️🙀 FINAL @marscats GIVEAWAY! Cat #7272 🙀⚠️ This pre-launch giveaway is your last chance to grab a cat from me! Drawing Tuesday, October 5th @ 2pm EST. Enter: 1️⃣ Follow @long and @marscatsvoyage 2️⃣ Retweet & like this post 3️⃣ Tag 3 future catstronauts 👇 #wenmars 😺👽🌑🚀

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🎉🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉🎉 Giving away Mars Cats Voyage #4392 from my personal collection. Drawing Monday, Sept 27th @ 2pm EST. To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @long & @marscatsvoyage 2️⃣ Retweet this post 3️⃣ Tag 3 future catstronauts 👇 See you on Mars! 😺🚀🌑

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Hot take...🔥 A $200K @BoredApeYC provides more value than a $200K college education. Your network = your net worth. 🚀

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Tried to explain NFTs to two people last night w/ a net worth of $200m+...extremely successful business owners. Couldn't grasp it. At all. Not even in the slightest way. "But I can just download it" ... still so early in the JPEG game. 🚀🌑

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If you are reading this, I fucking appreciate you. We are all on this epic ride together. Kinda cool. Nothing else out there like this. 🚀

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3 years

What NFT communities are holding strong during this 🐻 market? Sick of hearing negativity. Drop thriving communities below 👇

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@SBF_FTX

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LOL @ people calling OG CryptoPunk holders paper hands for selling at like $600K+ lol. NFTs are cool, but so is doing epic shit in life. Eventually we all see our last day. Making millions to create epic memories w/ friends, family, kids, etc. = fuck yeah. Sell and enjoy. 🚀🚀🚀

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Bullish AF on the mental health benefits of NFTs and the communities/relationships they create.

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Introducing XTREME PIXELS, a free NFT access token that is @FAHQ 's first Web3 component. If you REALLY believe in Web3 & NFTs as access and want to be part of something fun take a minute to read this. Also, details on how to get on the pre-sale list.

INTRODUCING XTREME PIXELS: DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES WITH COMMERCIAL RIGHTS DESIGNED TO SPREAD BRAND…

If you really believe in Web3 and NFTs as access and want to be part of something fun take a minute to read this.

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Imagine a limited edition collectible trading card series with a low supply that will remain low when millions of new NFT collectors are onboarded via Coinbase? 🤯 Oh wait, I made one...minting now...check it:

INFLUENCERZ NFT Collectible Trading Cards

www.influencerz.io

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CryptoPunks are rad as fuck. Apes are rad as fuck. Everyone in the NFT space is rad as fuck. If you are rocking a cartoon pfp and down with JPEGs I’ll rock with you and buy you a beer or ten. …over seeing the Punks vs Apes debate all over Twitter.

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@JamesMelville Make Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh Great Again.

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GIVEAWAY: @XCOPYART Afterburn 👀😱🔥 When INFLUENCERZ cards #1 and #2 sell-out: Giveaway in the Discord. Reward for helping get this in front of a bigger audience. Enter: 1️⃣ Follow @long & @influencerz 2️⃣ Retweet & like this 3️⃣ Tag 3+ collectors 4️⃣ Join

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NFTs make it so hard to focus on anything not NFTs.

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2 years

What’s a solid entry female project? Have an entrepreneur friend looking to get her first NFT and I know Wold of Women is great but I don’t want to recommend a 10+ ETH floor for her first. Would love some suggestions.

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RIP to anyone that thought JPEGs stay down 🙃📈🚀

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Tai Lopez claiming his mint "crashed the blockchain" is top. See you guys Monday. Raw dog some fresh air this weekend and press reset. Crashed the fucking blockchain...

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0xInvisibleInvisibleFriends

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3 years

Girl in the Starbucks line just told me she was a male emperor in her past life and the world is about to end. That’s about enough IRL for me today. gm NFT world. ☕️👋🏻

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@POTUS Stop. Just stop. 🤡

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If you ❤️ NFTs and have a sense of humor you should follow me and check out my pinned tweet...👀

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2 years

Bullish on everyone who is a forward-thinker and balls deep in NFTs rn. 📈🚀

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11 months

Wild 24 hours. We launched @FAHQ ’s first Web3 component in the worst market conditions. Minted 250 NFTs in the 4-hour pre-sale window. I was so bummed out that I remember saying, “Guys it might be months before we mint this out” and ordered a pizza because it was time to stress…

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gm ☀️☕️ Need to follow some new NFT people on here. Drop a “gm” 👇 if you post NFT content, aren’t a dildo, and I’m not already following you.

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2 years

I'm putting it all in the hands of this guy. Billionaire or homeless. YOLO. AMA.

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3 years

I can confidently say that a $6K @BoredApeYC has delivered more engagement, networking, opportunities, introductions, & pure joy in 48 hours than 10X that amount ($60K) would have done via traditional paid social (this coming from someone who previously owned an agency). 🍌🍌🍌🍌

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2 years

For the culture @RareApepeYC

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3 years

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! wagmi 🚀🚀🚀

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“So like a baseball game ticket you can’t lose and it proves you were there. So when will my Red Sox tickets be NFTs?” My mom. 70+. Stubs from every memorable game at Fenway since she was 4. Ted Williams last at bat HR. Fisk’s ‘75 WS HR. 2004 0-3 ALDS comeback to WS Champs.

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How many of you also have ADD and ADHD?

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Huge thank you to @0xflipIt_eth_ for getting my pfp back to me after our dev forgot to remove token #1 from the public pool. Now that it's home, let's give away this guy. Follow @long & @FAHQ , RT this tweet & smash it with a like. I'll select a winner in 24 hrs.

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A Yeti just sold for 1 ETH. That’s it. The world is ending. Hug your loved ones. Been a good ride. ☠️

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Fact: NFTs change lives 🚀

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IRL friends: "Dude, NFTs are a scam. I own it too. It's on my phone." My Mom after a 10-minute explanation: "Awesome. So, will my Red Sox tickets be NFTs this season or next?" In order to 'understand' NFTs you have to be open to understanding NFTs. It's really not that complex.

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Drop your XTREME PIXELS in the replies so I can follow you. We are not following anyone on the verified @FAHQ brand Twitter to help distinguish it from all the scam ones popping up. Getting throttled so will follow back as I can. XPIX Follow XPIX 🤝

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You poked the bear. Never poke the bear. @BoredApeYC and @yugalabs handled that perfectly. To. The. Fucking. Moon. Apes. 🚀📈

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3 years

Grabbing a coffee and someone has OpenSea up on their laptop. Probably nothing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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It all makes sense now...

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Saw some small brained dildos poking fun of the @pudgypenguins Walmart news yesterday on my “For you” feed. I find it funny that some Web3 participants take themselves so seriously to the point they feel like Walmart is beneath them or it’s not a significant milestone. It’s only…

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NFTs flying. ETH rising. Everyone is happy. Amazing how the mood/vibe can do a complete 180 in a matter of 24 hours.

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Ever since I bumped into a @LazyLionsNFT IRL (great experience), I have been on the hunt. I'm a big aesthetics > rarity person, so I needed to find the right one. Finally found one that I jammed with. This one is just clean. 🔥🔥🔥

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I was going to tweet something about Solana NFTs being the Walmart of the space, but then I remembered that I’m trying to be a better person. So I’m not. I’m definitely not going to tweet about how Solana NFTs are Walmart NFTs. Phew, that was close. I almost tweeted that.

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Pro tip: if a hot chick in a bikini DMs you asking about NFTs ignore and block him.

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Been working on my NFT project since 5am after 3 hours of sleep. The current NFT landscape is too exciting for rest. No hype. No countdown. No influencers/shillers. No giveaways. Just an announcement when it's live. Been an almost 2 year project. Go time soon. 🚀🍆

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If you are a @BoredApeYC @LazyLionsNFT @WickedCraniums @MarsCatsVoyage holder following me and I am not following you, drop a comment 👇 and I'll get you. 🚀

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Hey @elonmusk -- the @marscatsvoyage team made you an honorary cat. I'm no financial expert, but my gut tells me if you make this your profile picture @Tesla stock will quadruple 📈.

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I ❤️ NFTs I really, really, REALLY fucking love this space.

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Having regrets about a passed on/sold NFT? Don’t. Dude at the gym has a Woody Woodpecker tattoo on his leg. You see, it could always be worse.

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One of the most undervalued things about NFT Twitter... Not politics or dumb bullshit talk/discussion/arguments. Just JPEGS. Fucking love that. WAGMI ❤️🚀

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🔥 GIVEAWAY: 4 trait MCV (Rarity 114) Spacesuit 🔥 Drawing Monday, November 8th @ 2pm EST. Enter: 1️⃣ Follow @long & @influencerz 2️⃣ Retweet & like this tweet 3️⃣ Tag 3 NFT collectors 👇 4️⃣ Check out my new NFT project: 🖥 👾

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@Debussy100 Beautiful timepiece. I have the same one.

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These dudes are 50 and Dre is pushing closer to 60. And they still crush any current rappers out today. Bullish on never growing up. Biggest trap.

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NFTs > Other shit

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Wait until the @BoredApeYC token drops. Lives will change that day. The opportunity will exist to cash out and put those funds into starting an IRL business, funding education, eliminating debt, buying homes, traveling the world, LIVING LIFE, etc. Fucking epic, this Web3 world.

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I have so much unworn @BoredApeYC merch that I will never wear. I don't want to become a horder, so I just brought it all to my warehouse. Going to give it all away later this week. Tees & hoodies (size M) and other random merch stuff.

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If you think NFTs are ded bc Fiverr cartoon 💩 pfp projects aren't 10x-ing you're ngmi. NFTs will soon be part of every brand's marketing strategy. They will be your ticket to every sporting and entertainment event. They will disrupt the real estate industry. WAGMI 🚀

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@CatherinVaritek He is an absolute piece of shit

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Market isn’t ideal. Gas is insane. NFT NYC & Ape Fest happening. But fuck it. YOLO. I’m either an idiot or have diamond balls. 💎🍆 Project dropping tomorrow. 326 tokens. No “perfect” time & not delaying after spending so much time on it. Next tweet tomorrow will have details.

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Coinbase NFT decided to play with fire. What could possibly go wrong with this? 🤣☠️

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What every NFT NYC party will look like:

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gn NFT world. See you in 45 min.

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Just got back from coffee with some friends and they are interested in NFTs. Realized something... Most new people enter seeing USD. As of now, the cheapest Punk is $131K and Ape $45K. Out of reach for most. Every new PFP project allows affordable entry. New projects will moon.

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From day one I have said NFTs and their communities can be a positive impact on mental health. It's one of the reasons I went all-in. Also, this is why Justin Bieber dropped 500 ETH on this one. If you didn't 'get it' -- maybe this will help.

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#BAYC 4257 & #MAYC 18514 @BoredApeYC

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Hey. 👋 Retweet and like this if you have at least one NFT. How large is the NFT world? 👀🚀 Bonus: Post your favorite NFT in the replies 👇

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NFTs have singlehandedly ruined my sleep schedule.

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Cartoon PFP > Lambo

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I'm all-in on NFTs bc of the positive impact on mental health. The NFT community is an escape. A 24/7 sounding board. 11 years ago I wish I had something like @BoredApeYC #BAYC 🦧🍌- probably would have shaped my story differently. Here is that story.

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I’ve been so consumed by NFTs that I had no idea all my Facebook friends became doctors and medical experts. I feel so unaccomplished. I’ve just been fucking with JPEGs 🥲

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I'm not saying this tweet brought the @nyjets their first W, but I'm also not denying it. I think this @garyvee honorary @marscatsvoyage might be the team's new good luck charm. 😺🏈

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48 Hours Ago: "NFTs to the moon. Bieber got an Ape!" 24 Hours Ago: "Hope you took profits. The market is fucked. Sell it all." Today: "Delist! The bull run is starting!" Is anything more bipolar? No. The answer is NO. NFTs by a landslide.

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Hold or panic sell @BoredApeYC 🤔 🤏 Tiny Brain: BAYC floor dropped. Game over. Dump. 🧠 Big Brain: Market opportunity will bring in new members. CEOs. Crypto enthusiasts. Brilliant people. Collectively making BAYC stronger and more valuable long-term. Hold.

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OpenSea is such a pile of shit. Congrats Coinbase. You have a layup. An open net. OS is laying over and playing ded for you.

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NFTs > Everyting. 😎 Buckle up. We are going for a fucking ride.

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RIP Alotta Money. Life is precious, man. This game isn't a dress rehearsal. Call your family today. Grab a beer with your friends. More of that, less complaining about the market. None of us are escaping the real-world rug pull.

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Yuga acquiring Moonbirds is like your girlfriend telling you over and over to give her more attention and your solution is to bring 5 more girls home.

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So excited. Here is a reveal of one of the characters of my upcoming 10K avatar project. Super rare. Can't wait for the idiots...I mean community members to ape in.

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LOL @ tweets taking a dig at @BoredApeYC for raking in $90ish mill. They airdropped people a token worth about $27K at the very LEAST if you liquidate it. Let them get that cake 🍰. JFC. Also, if you don't think they will leverage some of that to deliver MORE value, you're ngmi.

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Fuck Facebook. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Change my mind.

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Yo. @marscatsvoyage are FLYING. Slow mint and many slept on it. Solid on so many levels. .4 floor already and no sign of slowing down. All organic. Love to see it. Wait until the Space Suits are rolled out. I bet on the team, and that gut feeling dice roll feels good. #WenMars

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ETH NFT vs SOL NFT

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Very sad to see so many Instagram bios being changed from “Crypto Investor” back to “Club Promoter/VIP Host” today. RIP ☠️😈😢😢😢😢

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PSA: Buy a fucking @Ledger or @Trezor NOW. Don't trust your assets in an f-ing Chrome browser extension. And NEVER type your seed phrases on a keyboard or take a picture of it. WRITE it down. And buy a few @cryptosteel to keep indestructible copies. FUCK. Plz retweet this shit.

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In an effort to spread holiday joy, here is a video of the Island Boys getting booed off stage at LIV in Miami. RIP ☠️