Dave @NotDaveAgain Twitter profile

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

Shall I make it my bio?

Sarah

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5 months

@mrboombastxcc @adeg0k @NotDaveAgain @carlyjohnson123 Only Dave with an Audi who’s knee deep in clunge n likes to go to bed in his dewalt trousers.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

Fuckers at the local probably think the fruit machine is one of their five a day

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Dave

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1 year

@Thogden Really enjoyed the passionate sex we had yesterday in our Qatari hotel! So refreshing to have another man's lips on me again, especially on holiday in a lovely country. @qatarairways Big thanks for flying me out, and shoutout to @QFA_EN for the World Cup Event!

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Dave

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5 months

Hold on lads just gonna take a photo of me with my bollocks hanging out the side of my boxers that's mint

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

29 days

Two snacks and veg on the side, love it Felipe ❤️

Felipe Canizales

@FelipeFC30

29 days

I had a good family day out in Cambridge today

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Dave

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4 months

Luke Shaw and Bruno better not drop a stinker today

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Dave

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1 year

@AdamAli88318263 @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN already had him in handcuffs last night mate

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

Our Felipe knows something we don't, this is getting scary now

Felipe Canizales

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4 months

@Mountinurmum Cambridge is going to beat Fleetwood 2-1 tomorrow Come on United Good luck Fleetwood Town tomorrow

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

Wonder who the lucky fella is

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

'Fair play, he's taken it on the chin 👊🤣'

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3 months

How’s my form?

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Dave

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1 year

@Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN Forgot a couple to thank, @GCOQatar @MOPHQatar @Qatar_Edu @QatarPrayer @MOI_QatarEn @QF @QNAEnglish @Qatarii2022 @army_qatar @qatari Thanks so much! Me and Thogden (Theo Ogden, Born April 7th 2001) had an amazing time 🥰🥰

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Dave

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1 year

He wanted to keep this one between us but I can't help myself 😍🥰😜

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Dave

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4 months

@sspencerukk Not saying he isn't disabled but he 100% milks it and fair play to him it works every time.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@sionevans76 I like my women with more class. You'll never catch me with one of these hoes exposing themselves with their faces covered in makeup. Every woman I've fucked has been naturally pretty and dressed with class.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@FelipeFC30 @chorley_stephen It's when you don't dribble for the whole of January mate

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 months

You'll Never Wok Alone

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2 months

Scouse not English

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

11 months

@noknowli Xhaka just has to be higher surely

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Dave

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2 years

@WillyRoan @UniqueRiggers CapgunTom just came somewhere

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Dave

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1 year

@theroby616 @InternetH0F Fym is short for "fuck young males" and cap means "cum and pullout"

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@NepentheZ Didn't laugh. Not even a snicker

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@riotuz @NepentheZ No mate, Drogba recently came out as transracial, so he's now white and his hair is no longer braided.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Stu__thfc @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN Hard to miss when we were doing it in the PUBLIC hotel reception right haha

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@dyuoppppp @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN was brilliant mate, thanks for asking!

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Embos0 @Memeulous If i had to hazard a guess I would say it's because he has made a tweet with the subject being bbc iplayer

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@ryokale198 @sbc_tips Fortunately it is possible to attend uni lectures, finish assignments, go to the gym, wash your car, and play Fifa in the same day mate. Think God updated to a 24 hour day in the recent patch notes

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@tamla50 @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN Peterborough's shit mate

Kevmck

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2 years

State of this clown🤡 arrogance personified and thick as pigshit.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@Jaime__67 @RiotBadger Whack this through Google translate a couple times and it comes back as 'i neck a bottle of Stella after work every night and assault the wife'.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

11 months

@noknowli Purely based on this season, he's adapted to his role, come in with loads of goals and assists and received no red cards. Still been solid defensively and his passing has been good.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@tomNE98 Spot on fella

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@DonkTrading @Doumbia_FUT Surely this is illegal. I know it's a game but people have spent £000's on FP to play with a card they were misled into believing would have the stats advertised. Then the cards stats get changed which is not information obtainable at the time of purchase.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

Twitter folk are so dense and uneducated they see a tweet they don't like and rather than any kind of decent argument back its just 'virgin', 'pedo' etc

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@abz7ii

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mate. not even tryna be rude but you genuinely look like a pedo look at the state of you ffss😭😭😭

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@A9North @SimonRowntree1 @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN We had a mix of Elton John and Sam Smith on, and I mean we were going for a long time, probably got through about fifteen songs tbf

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@sspencerukk What are you like, ay? 🤣🍻

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@queenpolina_ @internethos 0% is crazy well done soldiers

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

7 months

@AgentOThom Worst place for a typo mate 🤣

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@OfficialVizeh This guy used to run round his room shouting Dean Marney look how far we've come

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Jamie_UTFT @adam77242261 @lmtncl @Callux @StoolFootball Quality banter tbf

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@mindreaderss @tize4PF No greater use of this image

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@nachito_lamotta @NepentheZ It's always the guys that don't have their own face as their pfp lmao. I don't care what you think i look like mate, at least i ain't hiding behind my screen

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@GREENYPUNXI @sbc_tips I was gonna let you off for the grammar, presuming English isn't your first language. But how are you called Daniel fucking Green, looking like a 30 year old English guy and can't string a sentence together? I may have no life but at least i don't need to go back to school

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

6 months

@AgentOThom Yes Lauren it's a fucking fish

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

Huge Thanks to @piersmorgan for allowing us exclusive access into his £7.7m mansion in Knightsbridge! Have a look at this interior 😍⬇️

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@_FutboIOscar @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN I'm not sure what you mean mate, I do like him, rather a lot as I'm sure you can tell from the tweet

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

Even got Ten Hag up there n all

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

@mxrganhulme7 Go to the gym 👍

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@queenpolina_ @internethos alright two of you mfs have got some explaining to do

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 years

@Mamoon_alfee10 @EAFIFADirect You're clueless. I'm quitting twenty matches (while giving away all twenty wins) because I know I'm not good enough to get a higher reward, and also because I have a job and other commitments. We're not doing it to take advantage 😂😭

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

11 months

@jebineIIi @noknowli There's dyslexia and then there's that. That's like reading 'Blaszczykowski' as 'Big black cock in me'.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@MPFry3 @OrientEngland @slavemartin @richardosman I don't know what you're squinting at Mr Fry but it would help if you put your glasses on, they're in your right hand 👍

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

Lad you have your tesco clubcard barcode as your trim

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5 months

@nicolephathole “tell me your gay, without telling me your gay” 😂😂😂

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@utdmitch__ Steady on mate they might call you a virgin if you're not careful 🤣

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@scelfieman @rickygervais The irony of this guy having a guitar as a profile picture 🤣

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 years

@simonnn508 @MattHDGamer If I were you I'd upgrade life expectancy by 5 years by going outside mate. Underrated but I've heard it's a massive upgrade

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

Don't spout your sh*t about mental health if you're going to mock a disabled guy who's just working his job like a normal person.

Henry

@WFCHenry

3 months

Security guard at Watford today 🤣🤣🤣

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@K_AFC7 @ODDSbible Expensive doesn't always translate to fashionable though...

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@stevenKloppLFC2 @Qat @qatarairways @QatarTelevision @QFA @Qatar_Edu @MOI_Qatar @Thogden Crazy mate, it was only a few days ago I was in the very same hotel

Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Thogden Really enjoyed the passionate sex we had yesterday in our Qatari hotel! So refreshing to have another man's lips on me again, especially on holiday in a lovely country. @qatarairways Big thanks for flying me out, and shoutout to @QFA_EN for the World Cup Event!

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 months

97 year old diner still makes coke the old fashioned way

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Ron7ii @Jitokeze @piersmorgan He's not. That's the worst bit

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@fredladapolover @FelipeFC30 Felipe why is this by your xbox?

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Lawrenceee_B @bateson87 i'd overlooked that moore card icl, 80 pace is nuts and i know his defence is best in the game.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@SulloReport @A9North @SimonRowntree1 @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN As a mark of respect to the Royal Family, Thogden isn't listening to Queen until the year of mourning is over. He's very patriotic! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@OldMcKinley @originalvelli Those jeans definitely amiris

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@sbc_tips Thanks, can confirm that he's as brilliant as you can expect in game, would 100% advise over the risk of the ICON Player Pick. Seen a few of them and only seen Butragueno as a decent one so far.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@premierleague @EASPORTSFIFA No Reiss Nelson is actually disgusting.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

Back from 🇶🇦 now, it was amazing! Check out what I'm up to now

Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

Huge Thanks to @piersmorgan for allowing us exclusive access into his £7.7m mansion in Knightsbridge! Have a look at this interior 😍⬇️

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@JamieCobain97 @DonkTrading Well that's all your luck used up until EA SOCCER Simulator 2037 😭

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Dave

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5 months

@carlyjohnson123 The irony is mad hahahaha

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

I don't fucking want guitar lessons Paul Wood Your Guitar Profile Photo is extremely offensive and distasteful beyond words to me.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

More Footage has been released from the Audi driver who caused the accident on Soho Road.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

'Brexit Geezer' gimmick in 2024

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players i hate for no reason

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Dave

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1 year

@SoberIrishMick @frankadbeans @TheFigen_

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Dave

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6 months

@sspencerukk Spiderman was a quality player in his prime tbf

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@Pu55yman_Dan Why do you want me to be behind you Dan? I thought you only did it with women

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@danecooney_ @laura_woodsy @itvfootball Thanks again for letting me grab a photo with your car mate

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@khiz_7 @Thogden @qatarairways @QFA_EN Quite literally 😳

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Embos0 @DoyleGeneral @Memeulous Like this.... Ratio ?

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@NickWMWSO @JoshPughComic Ironic

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@Realist_LFCfan I know mate just funny isn't it not the same world anymore its embarrassing on their part

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

Xbox series S down or just me?

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 month

I've gotta get back to the gym

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@MysteryKits_ THIS is absolutely beautiful, oozes class. Thank you so much 😀🇩🇪 That ten percent off discount for black Friday is becoming very appealing

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@anyachappellxx Didn't clear up from the last guy?

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@pobrien06 @sionevans76 Looks only account for 25% of a man's attractiveness

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Dave

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1 year

@tomsingy7 @NepentheZ bro saw the word bust and this came to mind 😭

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@BigCraigHarris @AvonAgainn EX39 3JW Let me know when you're there.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@TheSloBenz43 @ayezz420 @jotmanjotman @upblissed

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Richard60301577 @sbc_tips u got a soft ban bro dw its happened to most of us

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 months

Everyone feeling sorry for them. Little do they know that the bloke on the right muttered a homophobic slur at the machine after he'd lost his tenner. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Dave

@NotDaveAgain

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Fuckers at the local probably think the fruit machine is one of their five a day

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

5 months

@Pu55yman_Dan @NFFC This is Nottingham forests account not lovehoneys mate

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@kalecxot @LFCmike_ @KSI Not sure you should be using that word tbh

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@sspencerukk What was it like 6k a week he's making on cameo or something

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

3 years

@DelJallet @Jake_FutTrading Maybe put an a before therapist mate it sounds a bit weird otherwise

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

'Mr Paddy Murphy, I have listened to your defence but I must make it clear that the name of the school does in no way make your actions acceptable or excusable.'

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✏️ ̲M̲A̲T̲C̲H̲D̲A̲Y̲ #ManCity | @citcmancity

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Dave

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@MattFUTTrading @NepentheZ The birds will love this

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@scelfieman @rickygervais @woky12 @JanMason2911 I'll admit I did let out a slight chuckle at your artwork but I don't think I could stretch to call it comedy

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@NepentheZ Can't believe he's playing Saka, Bellingham and Sterling on 0 chem but then I guess it is only Iran

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@meloinhiding @upblissed Fixed it for you. Red are unashamed hateful racists. Orange are probable racists, yk the kind that say they're not racist but have the exact number of Black related crime numbers to hand. And Green just be nice people tbh u gotta feel for them being chucked in here.

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

2 years

@MysteryKits_ very happy with the AC Milan kit! Thank you 🤝

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

I wish when a girl sends you a like on Tinder they did an animation like when you get a walkout in FUT. Imagine- Name, Age, Area they're from, and then their photos pop up and they come out as a walkout. That would be class tbh

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

4 months

@ROUNDTHEBEND__

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Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@fuadprivv Don't worry lads I've got it covered

Dave

@NotDaveAgain

1 year

@Thogden Really enjoyed the passionate sex we had yesterday in our Qatari hotel! So refreshing to have another man's lips on me again, especially on holiday in a lovely country. @qatarairways Big thanks for flying me out, and shoutout to @QFA_EN for the World Cup Event!

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