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3 years

This bong lives in my mind rent free

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4 months

*packing the bong* ok who wants to say grace

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2 years

Me hosting when I have guests over

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2 years

“Girls who smoke weed are so cute” Me smoking weed:

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11 months

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely hit the Barack Obonga

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5 months

Babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched the ganjabread house

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3 years

Me whenever I see the number 420

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11 months

Me showing up to the movie theaters on July 21st

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11 months

“Are you on your way?” Me still at home:

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3 years

You smoke at parties, I get stoned to fold my laundry. We are not the same

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3 months

Dispensary packaging is doing toooo much bc WHY am I pulling out pliers to get my shit open?? I’m literally just a girl

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8 months

High THC percentage does not automatically translate to good weed

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10 months

Puff puff pass

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3 years

@_marleylovee That’s why it stays in my mind instead 😩😂

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2 months

Me in my room after I cut everyone off for personal peace

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10 months

Do ya mind if we smoke this joint outside, cause it’s nice out and we can get hiiiigggggghhh

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3 years

I’m not a mom yet but I have to imagine that the most expensive part of having kids is all the weed you need to smoke

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3 years

“MaRiJuAnA iS nOt A cHrIsTmAs PrEsEnT” Why the fuck not? It makes me holly and jolly.

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11 months

“Why are you having ice cream and a blunt for dinner?”

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3 years

Pot girl summer. We out here smoking from sunrise til sunset everyday idc idc

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3 years

As we get closer to Halloween, please keep in mind: No stoner in the world likes your kid enough to just give them their edibles.

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4 years

Bonsai cannabis plants exist and I thinkkkk I need at least 5. 🌿🌱🍃

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10 months

Your turn

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2 years

The CDC now recommends that you smoke two joints before you smoke two joints then smoke two more

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3 years

Weed is better than alcohol ⓘ This claim is true.

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8 months

Get up and smoke weed in the woods

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1 year

Me stoned at the gas station looking for a lil snacky snack

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2 years

If the bottom of your lighter looks like this, just know that I know

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2 years

Smoking weed does not make you a bad parent. People are wild for even insinuating that kind of shit

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3 months

But we will feed you alcohol all night ✨

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11 months

Come smoke this with me

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2 months

My coworkers are all hungover from yesterday’s St Patrick’s Day parade and I’m all content sitting here like

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3 years

Weed is quite literally the duct tape that is holding my brain together

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4 years

Unpopular opinion: Real stoners don’t have to flex how much they smoke

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3 years

Quitting weed is definitely one of the best decisions that I won't make

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2 years

My ex used to always complain about how often I like to smoke weed. The man I’m with now goes to the dispensary for me, buys me my favorite munchies, and always has one rolled for me 🥹🫶🏻

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3 years

This post I saw in a stoner group on Facebook had me in tears 😭😭

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3 years

“ALl wATeR tASteS tHe sAMe” Ok so drink the bong water then tf

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3 years

Stoners won’t ask for a lighter. We flick an invisible one till someone finally hands us one 😂

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3 years

“You smoke weed first thing in the morning? 🥴” Yes because I’m sorry remind me again what time does weed open????

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2 months

I need friends that are ready to smoke weed at 7am sharp

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10 months

Happy Sunday. Who is waking and baking with me?

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4 years

Okay hear me out: a party bus, but instead of drinking we just smoke stupid amounts of weed. Call it Cannabus.

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2 years

Smelling weed in public for me is like when the cartoon character smells the little baked pie cooling off on the windowsill

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11 months

Wanna match?

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3 years

Smoking is infinitely better than drinking. I’d rather be a stoner than have a hangover 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Seth Rogen came out of quarantine with pretty vases and ashtrays he made AND his own line of weed. And people want to call stoners lazy???

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3 years

The girls who thought the moon was following them during a car ride when they were younger are into astrology now

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14 days

Stayed over my dad’s house last night and wake and baked this morning. Tell me why his girlfriend said she smelled weed when she woke up and looked right at me. Well bestie I could smell the alcohol off your breath last night but didn’t feel the need to comment on it

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2 years

The stoner urge to smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then smoke two more

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3 years

I just used a THC bath bomb for the first time ever and now I feel like a cooked noodle

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3 years

I can’t talk rn, I’m doing pot head shit

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10 months

Anyone have a light?

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2 years

Edible high, blunt high, and pen high are all different highs

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1 year

“Weed is a gateway drug” a gateway to what? Cleaning my house? A nap? A delightful little sandwich, perhaps?

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4 months

Smoked a jay in the woods today

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4 years

A relationship should be 50/50. He buys the weed and I smoke it all

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3 years

Not a want but a need

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3 years

What if all the money you’ve ever spent on weed, just came back to you one day 🤔😂

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3 years

When they drink regularly but shame people for smoking weed 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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8 months

“What do you like to do after work?” Literally this and nothing else

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2 years

*taps bong with lighter* I’d like to make a toast

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11 months

You can see the exact moment where my soul leaves my body

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3 years

*packing a bong* okay who wants to say grace

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1 year

My idea of meal prepping is smoking weed before I eat to ensure I have an appetite

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1 year

Me after smoking a blunt by myself

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11 months

Bong rips in a bikini just hit different 😮‍💨

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3 years

I just want to smoke weed for a living. Is that too much to ask for

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3 years

Me: ☹️ My bong: ॰°ₒ৹๐ ° ₒ৹๐ ° Me: 🙂

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3 years

Girls just wanna have blunts 🎶

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2 years

Me omw home after I just dropped over $300 at the dispensary

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2 years

When someone with an alcohol problem tells me I have a weed problem

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4 years

An Amazon package a day keeps the sadness away ✨

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3 years

I really wish I lived in a world where smoking weed was as normalized as drinking alcohol is

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1 year

Me immediately when I get home from work

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2 years

I never show my face on here so hi

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3 years

You’re smoking deep fried DICK if you think I’m not showing up stoned asf to any kind of function lol

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4 years

Am I the only stoner who dgaf about using eye drops? Like the redder the better when it comes to my eyes after I smoke 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

People who don’t smoke weed impress tf out of me like you really just happy to be here 😭😂

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3 years

“ALl WaTeR tAsTeS tHe SaMe” Excuse me have you ever tasted bong water??

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3 years

Today is my plug’s birthday and her cake did NOT miss 😍😍

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3 years

He is handsome

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3 years

Normalize coughing your lungs out when smoking weed cause if you ain’t chokin, you ain’t smokin 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

I need more chill, drama-free stoner friends to follow on here. So like this tweet if you’re cool and like to smoke weed 🤘🏼

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3 years

I’m that cousin you want to go “take a walk” with on Thanksgiving

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3 years

At this point my blood type is THC

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3 years

“Once Covid is over” is really starting to sound a lot like “once I quit smoking weed”

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3 years

“I can out drink you” 🤪 Me: You’re absolutely right you can, now pass me the weed 😂

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3 years

Ok quick question: how old is everyone here? Because I turned 28 this year and let me tell you, sometimes I feel ELDERLY on this app. 😂😭

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2 years

Tolerance break? You mean the seven hours I’m asleep every night?

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2 years

There are two types of people in the world: people who smoke weed and people who need to

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2 years

The real 10 year challenge

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2 years

Vaccinated or not, please make sure you clean your bong on a regular basis

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3 years

I like to smoke weed on my way to smoke weed

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4 years

If you like weed more than you like people you are my cousin 😭😂 say hey cousin

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2 years

For once, I am ✨above✨ average.

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3 months

You smoke weed at parties, I get stoned to do the dishes. We are not the same

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3 years

*stops crying to hit the bong*

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1 year

Me: Wow summer is almost here, I can’t wait to wear all the cute fits 😍 Me when summer’s here:

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I wanna meet a female who can smoke 3 blunts & still wanna roll up

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