Leigh Jones @leighjones0212 Twitter profile

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Leigh Jones

3 years

Ricky Ponting showed why he’s the best specialist cricket commentator in the world tonight. Pity he was sitting next to Richo

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Chyna now on onlyfans. Who would have guessed. Was money back that happening. I only hope she films a lot of oral sex content so we don’t have to listen to her voice

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

11 months

Surely that’s it for Col. Enough is enough. This is beyond embarrassing to the industry

Murph

@Timthwaites1

11 months

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Sometimes a good deed pays off. At work trying to get out as quickly as possible. Thought I’d have a sneaky $50 on Blondeau. Came back to check the place odds on Private eye and my Betfair balance had skyrocketed. Backed Rocketing By mistake. Fair farking mistake #bang

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 months

@champingyon @sportsbetcomau About $20

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Can somebody explain to me how Glen Munsie gets the Tijuana from Sky Racing, yet we have Richie, Gary Harley and Col Hodges. Col can’t even collect the pension as he’s too old to collect it #ffs

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 months

@3AWisfootball @3AW693 Why doesn’t he actually say it. The players who went to Vegas are accused of rooting around. That rumour has been going around for months

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

9 months

Damian Oliver retiring to become a professional punter. Best punter ever n Australia. Only ever had 1 bet. A 10k bet for a winner. Batting at 100.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

@barriecassidy It’s disgusting. But should a daughter be held to account for her fathers views 40 years ago. I think there is middle ground on the netball issue which have been nice to find

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Lucky there’s nobody at Melton. It’s a cunt of a place with the lights on, lights out and your wallet and phone would be gone in a flash

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Fark Fark Fark Daughters been rushed to hospital really sick, hopefully they sort her out. Wish her luck I’m off to be with her

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

For those complaining about Kevin Pietersen. It’s going to get worse for us Aussies when David Warner joins the Fox commentators team this summer. Both universally unlistenable and unliked by their own countrymen #Ashes2023

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

@TimGossage @WestCoastEagles Maybe if the anti vaxxer did a pre season he might be half fit.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Sky Racing have had a lot of ordinary presenters Kirsten Duke is definitely on the podium. Has no idea on any racing code and is painful to boot Just because you rooted a jockey doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a racing person If I rooted an astronaut I’m no space guru

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Thank you to the Royal Children’s hospital for looking after my daughter last night and are about to perform urgent surgery on her this morning . Preying it all goes smoothly and it solves her stomach issues

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Just a reminder. DO NOT BET mid tote with @BetDeluxeAU They don’t have to pay mid tote as stated in their terms and conditions and the spineless racing body in Victoria @RacingVictoria deem this acceptable to shaft punters

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

11 months

How farking bad is Bairstow. Couldn’t catch Covid if he was in Wuhan #ashes

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Work Diaries 12 July A subbies wife rings me in tears and asks for her invoice she sent me 1 hr ago to be paid today as she couldn’t afford to buy groceries. First time we have used him. Can’t get it approved until 2morrow, had a conscience and gave her $500 from my bank acct

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

@TomBrowne7 You’ve actually said nothing. They may mandate but they may not. Thanks champ. Hopefully Mitch Cleary is more definitive

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

11 months

Why the Fark have we got a shitty NZ band doing entertainment anyway. Who the fark thought that was a good idea. Secondly, when Lara from entertainment bookings suggests Six60, who the fark says great work Lara, book them out before the Rooty Hill RSL snaps them up #origin

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Woohoo Operation a success. Lots of pain which they are managing. Have 1 on 1 care. All going as well as expected

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Massive farking oval and these two CUNTS decide to stand in front of the car.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Great news, daughters out of surgery and in recovery. Will know more shortly when we talk to the surgeon. Thanks to all with the well wishes.

Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Thank you to the Royal Children’s hospital for looking after my daughter last night and are about to perform urgent surgery on her this morning . Preying it all goes smoothly and it solves her stomach issues

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Great news, daughter is to be released from hospital. They think it’s a bout of appendicitis, all settled and pain a lot less

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 months

If you get a chance. Have a listen to @triplemfooty Huddle last night where Luke Darcy comes across as the biggest flog ever in his attempted take down of Kane Cornes. I’m not a huge Korn fan. But Darcy completely embarrasses himself

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Work Diaries 6 Feb 2023 Heartbreaking news today. We had a bloke return from Qld who was due to start back up in the Plumbing Business today He had worked with us previously. Last night he took his life. Please anyone hit by the black dog, reach out to anyone

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

@Lisa_Wilkinson @ABCTV @4corners Nice to throw pot shots Lisa. But what about your journalistic friends in Canberra that have chosen not to report on this. Particularly when Tudge was playing the family card against gay marriage. Not a great night for the Canberra press either

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Daughter just rings me to tell me she got 79% on her maths test. Proud dad given I’ve been helping her and it’s her worst subject by far. She was pretty happy with herself as well

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

I could listen to Bruce McAvaney talk athletics all day and night. The bloke is a living legend #Olympics2020

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

@PuntKing23 I’ve seen some shit tweets in my time but this is one of the worst. Parents lose their daughter and have gone through the worst possible experience and you say it’s dodgy as fark even when they have charged the suspect caught with Cleo.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

If you are offended or upset by my Work Diaries posts, I don’t really give a Fark. I’ll just block you and move on. I particularly love the tweeps that don’t follow me but still manage to see them and are still offended. To them I say EAD

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

@vanOnselenP @australian First one in 15 years. How did your liberal mates go?

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Work Diaries 29 January 2024 3 sick already after a long weekend, this is the best excuse so far

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

I’m showing my age, but I remember when the Kilmore Pacing Cup was one of the biggest races in Australia, was massive

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Daughter home from hospital, tired and a little sore, but all in all in good spirits. Once again a big Thankyou to the Family Melbourne Royal Children’s Hospital

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

@COVID_Australia Going for a walk around the Tan as I’ve walked all the streets of Brighton

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

The accounts lady next to me has so far eaten 6 mini muffins from Coles. 4 twirls. For lunch she knocked down a lasagne, coke no sugar (why). and 2 dim sims. She’s now half way through a pack of pizza shapes. Shes an eatin machine. If worked like she ate, shed be Dusty Martin

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

He played in the French Open though . Maybe @J_C_Campbell could do some proper research. It’s poor journalism and factually incorrect. Does nobody check simple facts It gets worse and worse the mistakes this paper and journos serve up

Herald Sun

@theheraldsun

2 years

Serbian tennis superstar Novak Djokovic was deported for being an anti-vaxxer in January— but plans to welcome the star back onto Australian soil a year on can now be revealed >

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Just spoke to my son. He’s been identified as a high achiever in maths and is going on some state wide learning acceleration program. Only kid accepted from his school. At least he’s picked up something from his dad. Hopefully he gets his mother’s health

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Darren Jolly story is so common. I was denied access, took ages to get to court to get access and then the ex just illegally breached the orders which I had to go back to court to fix and she got a slap on the wrist. I never had and AVO and was never violent. The systems rooted

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Daughter on the mend, back on her iPhone

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

If you haven’t watched Mr Inbetween, you are mad. Rate it very very high. One of the best made series I’ve seen. For an Australian made series it is up with the best ever

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

If you refuse to wear a mask, put them in the cells for 24 hrs and fine these cunts $8,000. If you film an facebook refusing to wear a mask, the fines doubled and you get 5 days in the cells. That will stop these cretins of society

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

My biggest bet of the year coming up. Intransit at Albion Park is flying. At about $8-$9 it’s a bet to nothing each way. Just hope it can hold leaders back and use its sprint at the end of the race

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

In hospital with a bad bout of crohns after an ambulance trip. Think it’s a blocked bowel which I’m prone to. Have a tube down my throat emptying my stomach. Possible the worst thing ever. Tired and not well. Phone going flat and not sure they will let any visitors in #fark

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

11 months

Not sure who this band is, but they’re close to putting me in a coma. It’s not hard, give us something upbeat #origin

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

So the Head of Media Communications at TAB mustn’t have got a chance to tweet out any information on the TAB debacle.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

All going well, I can go home tomorrow morning. You bloody beauty. Better top up Uber Eats account

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

I see a 13 year old girl won an Olympic gold medal today. What the fark are my under achieving kids doing wrong. I blame their mother

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

7 days later and I’m finally leaving hospital- thank fark.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Work Diaries 27 April New bloke has started. Seems a reasonable bloke. He’s marrying a lady from Russia who is 30 years younger than him, she’s still currently in Russia 2 questions came to mind How much did she cost? And Does she have a sister ?

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 months

Apparently Tay Tay played 44 songs. That’s a fair set. Would have been great to see it. Not a huge fan, but you have to recognise music royalty

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

I’m here 24/7 if anyone needs someone to talk to. I’m actually shattered and in tears, but am catching up with a few mates to remember the good times

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

10 months

Just been admitted into hospital. Thank Fark the ambo was quick. Think a bad dose of Crohn’s, Fark it’s one of the worst ever. On z positive, ex just rang to say young fella was best on ground in first final. Top scored and carried them over the line

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 months

Randwick track has one section under water. That section is from the 2300 metres to the finish line

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Home sweet home. Thank fark

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

6 months

Jason Richardson commentating the Big Bash. Back to watching on Foxtel I go. How does this muppet keep getting a gig. He thinks everything is funny and he’s got no cricket knowledge

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Work dairies 23 January 2023 Unfortunately we lost a soldier today. Jono has decided full time work doesn’t suit his lifestyle so he has resigned effective immediately. Farewell Jono and my content

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Daughters just moved from emergency into a ward. Has to have more scans this morning. She’s been looked after incredibly well. I have my own gastro specialist appt at 10am, so I have to leave for a few hours. Thanks for all the kind wishes, much appreciated

Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Fark Fark Fark Daughters been rushed to hospital really sick, hopefully they sort her out. Wish her luck I’m off to be with her

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

@Culbert_Report Hope they remember that when you go cap in hand asking for money and sponsorship for your sporting events you market which wouldn’t exist without his governments support. Stawell gift would be gone

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

The dog I bought for the ex wife 15 years ago had to be put down today. Haven’t seen him for ages, but still feel sad. Remember sleeping with him on the couch his first night with us because he was crying #rip

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 month

Lest we forget

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Work Diaries 14 April 2022 One of the apprentices was caught doing drugs in the toilets. Then threatens to punch out his work colleague. Instant dismissal, cya champ #ffs #circus

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 month

Haven’t had a drink for over 3 months. Having a crack tonight to make up for it. Lock up your daughters, mothers and grandmothers

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

How good is the service @lynchbetau Put through a withdraw a minute ago and already in my bank account. Finally beat him this weekend for a few peanuts . Score 2-10. We will go into battle again next weekend.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Ash Barty reminds me of Pat Rafter. One of the most likeable sports person I can recall in my 50 years

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

I’ve quite enjoyed night 1 of lockdown. Had a bbq, had a 6 pack of beer and still going Had a punt on all 3 codes whilst watching tennis and basketball. I could do this for 364 days a year or until I have a heart attack, whichever comes first

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Daughter finished her last summer school holidays shift today. Owners of the store gave her a nicebox of chocolates. a lovely card and said she’s welcome back anytime. Very proud of her She didn’t miss a shift and worked when they were short. Glad she got her dads work ethic

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

Mate just dropped this bad boy out to me. Will give this a crack at about 5.04pm

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

Good Parma

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

6 months

Can we know finally acknowledge Pat Cummins as a legitimate great of the game and stop with the woke bullshit

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Big week and they say it comes in 3s Quit my job Gave my lady her friend her marching orders Wonder what number 3 is Too old for a mid life crisis, might be just a reset, but I feel happier for it

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Work Diaries part 2. It gets better Take the long long weekend champ . Driving lessons are important #Ffs #cooked #putaforkinme

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

You don’t even know what was said you muppet. What is embarrassing is terrible journalism without facts. Go back to Bulldog Watch champ

Mark Stevens

@StevoMedia

3 years

This is so embarrassing for Sydney, and Australia. Pathetic.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

@Betfair_Aus @BetfairVIPAus @wolfdenbetting Will be right down Chris Camillieris wheelhouse. He can tip on Wolfden and then lay on Betfair

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Work Diaries 12 December 2022 The old George Constanza trick

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

You will struggle to see better on Twitter all week #masterchef #ribeye

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

Apart from the vomiting, fever and unable to pass a bowel motion. Things are going swimmingly. New day, let’s improve significantly

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

How good is the trots. You get done for milkshaking so you just transfer them into your wife’s name to train. That’s a farking rort

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

How good was the 2900m stand start in WA. Too bad we will never see one in Vic after short sighted officials and Mr Tab thought stands were not good. What a farking joke

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

You can’t even give Warner a farewell test because he’s a good bloke theory. Because he fails that test as well #Ashes2023

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Merry Xmas all Tough day for many single parents and others. Keep fighting the good fight and never give in or up If you need some one to chat to, please DM

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

10 months

Any chance the ex and the in-laws will except a Sunday lunch invitation. A lovely steak with a mushroom 🍄 sauce.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

11 months

@StevoMedia You can’t even hold the vic Nationals to account. Get off the grog champ

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

@SENSportsday Yep 13 disposals last week, he’s flying. Absolute garbage @Hoyney35

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 months

@Grannymay69 @kierstenduke No problems, thanks for the heads up. Didn’t realise you were the X police

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Just got told by my roof plumber mate who I do the books for that the grant application I did for him got approved and they get $10k this week. Has given me a $1k finders fee and a night out on the piss. First winner I’ve backed in months.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Tough week in hospital with some heart issues. Good news is specialist said I can go home tomorrow morning. Thank fark for that.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Dinner is served. Won’t see a better one this year

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

I don’t give a fark what side of politics you belong to. This treatment of the poor young girl raped by a senior political staffer disgusts me to the core. The minister must be sacked for the coverup and the cretin charged #theproject

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Work Diaries 9 March 2022 After 3.5 years in the current role I have officially resigned today and given 4 weeks notice. To bigger and better things that I have install, just not sure what they are yet

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

@vanOnselenP It’s probably because Peter is mates with the accused. Can’t report on the mattter obejectively in some of the public’s eye.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

10 months

Matt Thompson called only 3 names in the entire 50 metres butterfly final. The winner was only mentioned when he hit the wall . Col Hodges must be his mentor

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

4 years

Just like to say that a guy on Twitter who I’ve never met sent me a DM asking If there was anything I needed whilst in hospital . Twitter can be a cesspit and I’m normally leading that charge. But it also can be very rewarding. Much appreciated buddy, what a superstar

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

The ex rings me, so either means I’m in trouble or she wants something. So she wants to take the kids away on the Cup weekend for a long weekend which is my weekend with the kids. It’s Derby Day which is the best days racing on the calendar. No problems, you can have the kids

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

2 years

Foxtel bill gone up from 79 to $97 a month. Farking rort and don’t even get movies. Time to stick up their clacker and get kayo

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Always tough days when you go to a funeral. But it was a good send off. A little sad tonight,

Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

1 year

Attending a funeral today. Farking hate them, but hoping it is a good send off

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

@Lisa_Wilkinson @vanOnselenP @theprojecttv Clearly the most important question that needs answering is did @Milliganreports put the question of the alleged rape to Christian Porter prior to airing the allegations

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

The Treur Memorial used to be a great race, but similar to the Kilmore Cup has gone backwards.

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

7 months

It’s Halloween dress up day at work. I’m dressing up as a worker. Sure a few won’t know what that is

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Leigh Jones

@leighjones0212

3 years

If you didn’t think the grubs at Bet Deluxe couldn’t get any lower they send me a lawyers letter demanding $100 they reckon I owe them. Must have over paid me a mid tote place bet. Absolute lowest of the low are Bet Deluxe

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