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This is a Kohl’s Father’s Day ad

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Former Patriots QB Tom Brady and current Patriots QB Drake Maye this weekend in Los Angeles. 📸: @michaelrubin

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Jason Heyward’s dogs not even watching him hit. Savage

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I may never recover from this photo??

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How bad is this Bulls game? A “Fire Nagy” chant just started in the crowd

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Producers at E! watching Jay Cutler hunt a chicken serial killer on his IG stories

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Harry Styles watching over the West Loop like the angel that he is

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Screaming Pacers lady walked so Screaming Heat lady could run

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3 years

Me gazing into the oven while the cookies bake

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5 years

Nick Castellanos, good at baseball and so very polite: “I call them bleacher fans, I wouldn’t necessarily call them bleacher bums."

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5 years

Lori Lightfoot promised reform but what is she gonna do about the Cubs bullpen

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2 years

The screams that followed that DeMar DeRozan shot scared my dog

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Somewhere up there Eloy is smiling down watching replays of that grand slam

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When you had a late night and have to wake up early to watch your wife cut a ribbon with giant scissors

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5 years

This is an odd platform on which to announce your return to football

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3 years

The Cubs talk a lot about “technology" but have they looked into cloning Kyle Hendricks?

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3 years

Stefanie Dolson came to play today

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5 years

Cubs need bullpen help?

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2 years

Did Ryan Pace have his office monogrammed or something

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6 years

Cody Parkey should get to helicopter home from Soldier Field tonight

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Jay Cutler tells @WaddleandSilvy that after his rave reviews on the first two episodes of “Very Cavallari" they joked about the show being called “Barely Cavallari"

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3 years

This Bear head feels so right … he looks kinda sad, kinda hopeful, kinda confused

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6 years

Can we get John Lackey mic’d up please and thank you

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3 years

OK but like we are all in home confinement so

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3 years

White Sox manager Tony La Russa will serve one day in home confinement as part of his plea agreement for a reckless driving charge. News from @JRFegan :

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4 years

You are, Mike!

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3 years

Make the Joakim Noah cam permanent

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Omg Manny Machado *just* retiled his bathroom 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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3 years

Nationals source sounds a lot like my anxiety

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A Nationals source just told me not to go sleep just yet. Make of that what you will.

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6 years

Good evening to JLo’s 49-year-old abs and NO ONE ELSE

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#10yearchallenge

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Somewhere out there, Travis Wood is shirtless and smiling

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5 years

Fashion police reporting for duty

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8 years

Doesn’t get much better than this via @ChiTribNuccio . P.S. someone get PJ a bigger popcorn

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3 years

No Bears should be allowed to eat their favorite ice cream after this game

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4 months

So…today is my last day at The Athletic. It has been a truly incredible eight years, and I’m so grateful for the experience, but most of all the people. Working with some of the most talented editors and writers in the business was something I’ll never take for granted.

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6 years

Give me Akiem Hicks growling all day long

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6 years

We’ve talked a lot about Addison Russell today, but the person we should be talking about is Melisa Reidy. My column:

Comitor: We know the Cubs take care of their own, but who was there for Melisa Reidy?

For an organization that professes to care about its players as human beings, did anyone really know Russell, or try to find out after last year’s allegations?

www.nytimes.com

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6 years

Me before Bulls-Knicks vs me after Bulls-Knicks

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2 years

Wow, really Steele-ing Happ’s thunder I’ll show myself out

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Wow, Justin Steele got engaged, too! Busy 24 hours for Cubs in love. Congrats to both! @J_Steele21

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The shark on the left had just seen the Nationwide commercial http://t.co/F1ZNArdmEl

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3 months

Beyond excited to start a new chapter today with the stellar group at @YahooSports ! I’ll be leading the breaking + trending news team and can’t wait to get going

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2 years

When you get dragged to a concert and don’t know any of the songs

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A-Rod taking in some playoff football at snowy Lambeau. 🎥 @NFL

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3 years

Another one just started and it’s LOUD

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Working for The Athletic has been fun and I met some great people along the way !!

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8 years

Did that just happen @NotTomRicketts

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3 years

Did not expect the Freedom Trail to include a stop at a Chipotle

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The Cubs announced that Drs. Allison Arwady and Ngozi Ezike are throwing out first pitches at the home opener Thursday 🙌

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4 years

Chicago Sky coach James Wade writes about his experience with racism, including an incident in front of his team on the plane down to the Florida bubble. Just awful:

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4 years

Is traveling to Green Bay to watch Mitch Trubisky quarterback the Bears an essential activity, asking for 97-YEAR-OLD(!!) Virginia McCaskey

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5 years

GET IT GIRL

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2 years

AGAIN

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2 years

The screams that followed that DeMar DeRozan shot scared my dog

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@BleacherNation Good for the kids to learn it young

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6 years

Shoutout to my mom for still bringing this to the grocery store on the reg

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3 years

Bill Murray pacing back and forth on the Marquee set, drink in hand, Chicago is back!

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8 years

Carl Edwards Jr. showing some power on #TNF

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3 years

Eating Cheez-Its while watching Nickelodeon and my mom isn’t even here to tell me I’ve had enough

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3 years

What a time to be alive!

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4 years

This is the saddest tweet I’ve ever seen

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What a sad day, I won't be retrieving any @TrentonThunder bats this season. I look out on the empty seats and I miss all the fans & the players. I can't wait until me and Dash can go out there and play baseball again.

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You could quite literally spend all day reading @TheAthleticMLB trade deadline reaction. Here's a good place to start:

MLB trade deadline: 30 teams, 30 takeaways (yes, even the Rockies)

The Athletic's panel of experts weigh in with takeaways from each of the 30 teams in the aftermath of the MLB trade deadline.

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3 years

Coach Beard and Tony La Russa!!

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6 years

Jay showing up to Halas tomorrow

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4 years

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the lengths Yu Darvish goes to to entertain us on Twitter. From @PJ_Mooney :

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5 years

Can the White Sox just sign Manny Machado’s mom? His dog? His tiger sweater? That would probably wrap this thing up quicker.

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4 years

Pace trade up for Fauci!!

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3 years

Oh yeah, this is why I live here

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3 years

I guess there’s a lot going on but this is a great @TheAthleticMLB roundtable on the Craig Kimbrel trade with @jaysonst @enosarris @Britt_Ghiroli @JRFegan @jon_greenberg @PJ_Mooney @sahadevsharma :

Cubs trade Craig Kimbrel to White Sox: Roundtable reaction from The Athletic's MLB writers

Our MLB experts weigh in on the shocking crosstown trade that sent Craig Kimbrel from the Cubs to the White Sox.

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5 years

S/o to Rose Lavelle doing it for pale girls everywhere 💁🏻‍♀️

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We have entered #skytown

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The last time the Bulls were this fun I thought Ugg boots and North Face fleeces were high fashion

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When they ask if Diet Pepsi is OK instead

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When working from home, it’s important to get dressed for work like you normally would, which is why I’m wearing a robe

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Chicago BS, indeed

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What a shirt

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6 years

Forget Manny we have a situation on our hands!!!

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That #Bulls game tho

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“Manny Machado has to do what’s best for his family, the majority of whom are employed by the White Sox...”

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Jon Jay says he hasn’t been involved in Manny Machado’s decision process. Said they have a great relationship and would love to have him as a teammate, but that Machado has to do what’s best for his family

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This is the Chicago equivalent of the British royals standing on the hospital steps, showing off the newest heir to the throne. All hail our new alligator king!!

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Alligator is a male! And he’s “very healthy.” @BlockClubCHI

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Cubs uniforms giving me major Backstreet Boys Millennium vibes

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The trifecta: m&m’s man, pink hat man and Marlins man

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The Bulls aren’t cute but you know who is? Derrick’s kids in matching Gucci

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For those asking, my column is now unlocked for all to read:

Comitor: We know the Cubs take care of their own, but who was there for Melisa Reidy?

For an organization that professes to care about its players as human beings, did anyone really know Russell, or try to find out after last year’s allegations?

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What’s longer: The list of people Javy Báez has made look very dumb or Arya Stark’s kill list?

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2 years

A must-read from @JRFegan : In flap with Tim Anderson, there’s little reason to take Josh Donaldson at his word

Fegan: No reason to believe Josh Donaldson in flap with Tim Anderson

It seems ill-advised to take Josh Donaldson at his word on his intent, and Tim Anderson certainly didn't.

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3 years

Literally all of them

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3 years

What’s your favorite Joakim Noah memory? 🎥 @chicagobulls

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No, I cannot get enough of this AP photo of Pedro Strop squeezing Jake Arrieta’s muscles

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Every man on earth knows that “fine” doesn’t actually mean “fine”

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The Giants said Eli Manning was “fine” with the team selecting quarterback Daniel Jones in the first round of the draft.

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Waiting for the White Sox to make some moves like

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This week’s TOJ (Time of Jay) was down to 8 minutes, 13 seconds, and he’s not even in the previews for next week. About to file a formal complaint with E! Entertainment.

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6 years

Let’s booze.

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5 years

Hopefully Russell is as committed as he said he is and is putting in the work behind the scenes. But saying you’re accountable doesn’t make you accountable, especially for something that isn’t really directly addressed.

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Addison Russell just met media for ~20 minutes. Seemed to have a few points he was prepared to say & never got into specifics abt what he did or fully admitted to exactly what happened. Being committed to being a better person & not being proud of person he was came up frequently

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When someone says Jay is not the star of @verycavallari

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3 years

Chicago sports right now

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Archie graduated manners class and on the walk home got a round of applause from some admirers 😭😭😭

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I spoke with some domestic violence experts and wrote about about Addison Russell and ways the Cubs can actually be part of the solution:

Why the Cubs should work to be part of the solution to domestic violence -- without Addison Russell

Domestic violence is everyone’s problem. It’s society’s problem. It’s the Cubs’ problem. It’s Tom Ricketts and Theo Epstein’s problem. It’s Joe Maddon’s problem. It’s Addison Russell’s problem. The...

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At GM meetings, White Sox’s Ken Williams expresses frustration, disappointment with MLB’s lack of progress in front office diversity: "I’ve just grown tired of the empty excuses." @Ken_Rosenthal :